“After much discussion and a long period of contemplation we have decided we are better off as friends, business partners and co-parents rather than life partners. We remain committed to our business, our values and most of all our children. Thank you for respecting our privacy at this time.”
Gurl, why?? He's handsome, and as everyone knows that's all that matters in a marriage.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 6, 2019 11:50 PM |
Jacob is kind of a DILF. If he's a big shot producer, why would he stay stuck in a business relationship with his ex wife. AWKWARD.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 6, 2019 11:51 PM |
He has big dick face
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 6, 2019 11:54 PM |
A press release about their divorce, then please respect our privacy................ fuck that.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 6, 2019 11:57 PM |
She's super annoying. I can't watch anything she's in, so.....moving on.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 6, 2019 11:58 PM |
I knew the move to a very sleepy and family-oriented neighborhood in Manhattan Beach would stir up some demons for someone with an elite, privileged Hollywood life like Zooey.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 7, 2019 12:02 AM |
Isn't she supposed to be one of the cuntiest cunts who ever cunted?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 7, 2019 12:03 AM |
Is this her second divorce??
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 7, 2019 4:30 AM |
Who gets custody of her wigs?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 7, 2019 4:33 AM |
The soon to be Ex husband is pretty hot. I don't care for her acting at all. And I always get her confused with Alexis "Fetus Face " Bliedel.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 7, 2019 4:43 AM |
Her ex husband is hot in a nerdy way.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 7, 2019 4:54 AM |
[quote]Is this her second divorce??
I think so... unless she divorced someone before the Death Cab for Cutie dude.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 7, 2019 4:57 AM |
Only a shorn Dorothy Hamill haircut would be less flattering than the soccer mom one with her husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 7, 2019 5:05 AM |
The husband is hot. Love the square jaw and stubble.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 7, 2019 5:16 AM |
Wasn't she over a while ago?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 7, 2019 5:19 AM |
They should co-star in a John DeLorean and Christina Ferrare biopic.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 7, 2019 5:20 AM |
R11 She's donating them to Katy Perry to cover up that hair cut.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 7, 2019 5:53 AM |
I absolutely adore her new haircut!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 7, 2019 6:04 AM |
Will do!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 7, 2019 6:11 AM |
I have this feeling that she is kind of crazy. I get a BPD vibe.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 7, 2019 6:34 AM |
[quote] I absolutely adore her new haircut! —Karen Pence
Yesss Mother! Thanks to you every gal now wants to look like a 1980s language arts teacher and all the gals are having marital relations no foreplay missionary only with panties and bra still on.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 7, 2019 7:27 AM |
I've heard her older sister is really nice not that that means anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 7, 2019 8:00 AM |
[quote] I've heard her older sister is really nice not that that means anything.
But she's wrecking "Animal Kingdom", so she should take her niceness somewhere else.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 7, 2019 3:57 PM |
Per the press release at op, they are remaining committed to all of their children or most all of their children? Which is it?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 7, 2019 4:04 PM |
I watched all of New Girl and it gave me the fiercest hatred of her.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 7, 2019 4:26 PM |
He tolerated her for 4 years. That's Nelson Mandela levels of patience and fortitude.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 7, 2019 4:35 PM |
R29 just how bad is she??
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 8, 2019 8:26 AM |