Brigitte Nielsen

Post-Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

Beautiful Time is a bitch I will always remember her in a hot tub with flavor flav

She aimed first for Schwarzenegger but when Arnold tired of her she went for Stallone. She introduced herself by faxing him a nude photo of herself, but in small sections like a jigsaw puzzle. It was sufficient.

She looked quite extraordinary in her day. But it was a brief day.

CUNT!

She's no Birgit Nilsson.

She seems good-hearted but comes across as very unstable. Having a baby in her mid 50s just mere months after photos came out of her rolling around drunk in a public park with a bottle of whiskey? Also just seems generally a bit unhinged and lacking self-awareness. Must have been amazing to have that body back in the day though. A true amazon.

The Joan Rivers interview really is one of the funniest talk show moments in history. I imagine it's the only time the host literally called their guest a "cunt" right to their face, on-air.

A Star Is Born

I wonder if Brigitte and Foofy-Foof are still in touch.

She supposedly told the story of the time she got her ex-lover Schwarzenegger together with her then-husband Stallone together for a three-way.

Supposedly the two muscular cinematic rivals ignored her and went for it with each other!

R9, What did they do, fight for mirror time?

a) No I haven't heard the story of the three-way

b) No I don't believe it.

She was however linked about 15-20 years ago with a very high priced escort ring for Arab oil men and the like. I don't believe anything ever came of it though.

Passed out drunk in an LA park.

Fresh as the morning dew

R1, IHOP

I think I've heard rumors of her working as a dominatrix.

She certainly could make a good living at it if she learned the ropes, she's the type if anyone is.

I saw her walking down Fifth Avenue with Stallone when they were married. She was traffic stopping, drop dead gorgeous. It took me a while to realize that the guy with her was Sly.

Even her dress looks like it's trying to get away from her!

Mother to one attractive son and three uggos.

Why was Joan Rivers being a bitch to Brigitte? You get exactly what you expect from a gal like Brigitte. She overlapped in my circle in Ibiza circa late 80s. Pretty, fun, socially nice but immoral or dishonest feeling, dirty and drunkard.

"Gitta" is Brigitte

I love her.

One of the most glamorous photos ever. 1985 Vanity Fair

I didn't know that Joan had a talk show in the UK circa 2005.

BTW, Brigitte is still with that husband.

[quote] socially nice but immoral or dishonest feeling, dirty and drunkard.

For an assortment of reasons that could describe most of my associates in the legal system. Could you be a little more specific how she earned that description?

The drunkard part seems self-evident in her face compering r3 and r12. Heavy smoker as well I'd think.

R23 I don't mean you wouldn't trust her in your house (such as a burnt out Ibiza denizen like Nico) - I mean Brigitte was so jet set chasing men, money, career and with 1 kid in tow, then another, and such people always have a lot of duplicity. She had some good taste in men and some sleazy fuck studs, and she fucked around on them as did all her men on her I would guess. She's VERY smart. But for some reason wanted to be an entertainer. I think its an accident she didn't become a huge star. It might as well have happened for her. She worked a lot more on European TV than Americans would know. She was always on TV, like that Amanda Lear (20 years her senior!)

Tasteful, Demure, On-Point