Happy Birthday Honey Moo Moo

Poor kid. She never had a chance.

The Onion called it

That's so sad. She's really fat for a 14 yer old. I was a fat kid but not that big.

My GOD, those yellow teeth.

Go Go Juice is rough on the teeth

According to that article, two of June's daughters are estranged from her. Not surprised.

The oldest sister Anna has been estranged from June, June spent her show money and also got back with the pedo who abused her own daughter.

It's good Honey Boo Boo is with Pumpkin. I'm sure she's a better mother than June.

Is she pregnant yet?

Wow that is really sad.

This kid was exploited and fed a diet of garbage from the time she was born. I feel very sorry for her. Mama June is an utter piece of shit. She had an opportunity to give the kids a better life with the TV money, and invest in their education, but no, she took the worst possible path. I am sure the pattern will repeat itself with Alana.

I want to say something really mean and cunty but I really just can't with this one.

Same here R12. I think TLC or a wealthy philanthropist should donate her college education (on the condition she graduates high school) and send her to a nutritionist/trainer/life coach.

Big as a house!

Poor kid.

Shame because Mama June seemed pretty grounded when they first hit it big. But the drugs took her down. Sad. But we’ve become accustomed to seeing the destruction of real lives as an entertaining reality show.

Disgusting

So the mom's a crackhead now?

[quote] Mama June (real name: June Shannon) recently sold off the former family home in Hampton, Georgia, along with hawking all her personal items.

In other word they're out of money, the house was either in foreclosure or about to be, and they desperately need money for dope.

This saga has turned out exactly as I have said it would all along. It just took a bit longer than I expected.

The neighbors are probably ecstatic they're gone.

Honey Poo Poo 💩.

That's a really nice, big house for $149,000.

If these two creatures were approaching me on a sidewalk I would probably cross the street in the middle of the block. He looks like something from a horror movie.

Her mama got beat by the ugly stick. It isn't that often that you see anything that hideous.

Agreed. She looks like she has a pituitary disorder causing her giant facial bones.

And that is after all the surgical beautification.

....

Jesus, what ia wrong with her? Seriously, this isn't just everyday ugly, this is indicative of something more serious.

Wasn't Honey Boo Boo revealed to be much less witty and funny when she wasn't being edited on that show? She was just an average girl.

These shoes are Gucci...and ugly as fuck.

Honey Boo Boo has 3 older sisters: 2 of them got knocked up at 17. Mama got knocked up for the first time at 14. Her second sister graduated high school without a fetus and went to college. To her I say, look at your family and...

R29 I think finding her "funny" has always been mean-spirited, honestly. (See the article at R2). Funny as a train wreck you can't look away from. I don't think Honey Boo Boo or the rest of the family was ever in on the joke, and actually thought they were GENUINELY interesting and funny and special. But, the world really was laughing at them, not with them.

June was always a mess, she had a pedo boyfriend and wrote bad checks before TLC hired her. The show made her into something she wasn't and the real her was always going to come out.

She could at least get one of those teeth whitening kits you can buy at the store for less than $10.

She was destined to be obese given her mother's track record and the kind of food I'm assuming she was fed. Being a public figure and all the drama surrounding her mom probably has resulted in her stress-eating and exacerbating her weight problem. I was a fat kid as well, so I feel bad for her.

At least Geno is hawt...oh, wait a minute.

On the bright side, Honey Boo Boo has a net worth of around $800k, which is more than enough to get her started in life. If she makes wise choices, she'll be fine—but she unfortunately probably won't.

Obviously Geno is eating her mutilated pussy and sucking her fork lift toe and Sugar Bear was not.

Wasn't Sugar Bear the gay cousin? I do get confused.

Is she getting ready for her "Violet Beauregarde after eating the gum" role on Broadway?

R39, Sugar Bear is Honey Boo Boo's father. Uncle Poodle is the gay one.

R39 , Sugar Bear is her Daddy , The Gay Brother was Sugar Fairy or something .

Good GAWD, that older picture. The look on those two faces.

Uncle Poodle hasn't been heard from in a long time now. He was HIV+, so I hope he okay.

He could be cute at times.

Uncle Poodle and Mama Fat had a major falling out as I remember after she and Sugar Bear split up. She forbade HBB from seeing or speaking to Poodle.

R43 Ewwwww. Is June trying to make a sexy face there?

Their original show came out of those creepy kid beauty pageant shows. A very unhealthy world.

In that photo at R43 June has the same body shape as the robot from Lost In Space.

Poor kid. In the long run,she was as abused as if she had been beaten every day. it'll take a miracle for her to come out okay .

I think June was trying her best to stifle a massive fart in that photo at R43. Apparently it was causing her great distress. I don't even want to think about what her winds smell like.

Pumpkin and her husband eat like pigs so Honey Boo Boo is just going to keep gaining weight with them. I know this sounds cruel but people like her manager who call her "beautiful" are not helping.

r32 you are right. HBB thinks she is special and that she can be a star, she doesn't understand that she is more of a sideshow freak. She said she wants to be an example of body positivity but she doesn't understand that nobody wants to use her teenage morbid obesity as a good example for others.

When June got back with her pedo boyfriend who sexually abused her daughter and was bringing him around HBB (there were pictures of them sitting on a bed in a hotel room with others) Poodle spoke out about it and June cut him out of her life.

R51 her "manager" is thinking of one thing: cash.

[quote]her "manager" is thinking of one thing: cash.

How dare you! I care very much about Money...I mean, Honey...

June and Boo Boo's manager is a former porn actress, she was in dozens of porns.

As I expected they trashed that house. Here are some photos of the house before the sow and her crackhead boyfriend left after selling it. The neighbors were furious. June was selling everything she owned and had brought in a huge dumpster that was placed right on the front lawn. People who went inside the house said they said hypodermic syringes all over the place. So I guess June and Geno are shooting up too..

I'll bet the neighbors are ecstatic that filth is gone and the house sold.

I know if I had lived there I would be ticked when she moved in with all the cameras, noise, and just their family being slobs in general.

I can guarantee you she hasn't paid her HOA dues in a long time. I hope the HOA had put a lien on the house before she sold it.

Such trailer park trash. Lining the walls of the dining room with industrial strength shelving to store laundry detergent. Isn't that what the basement is for?

What's even more shocking is that the sow actually washed clothes.

R61, the lower classes think that smelling like Gain or Tide makes them classy.

I’m not even kidding.

Gain is one of the most reprehensible detergents. It smells horrid, and it's so strong that it lingers in the clothes, and you can smell it on your skin after you've worn them. It's disgusting.

Has she become a Frau yet?

I think their family would smell more like greasy food and sweat.

Mama Hut and Geno will be arrested within a couple of months in that RV, if they don't crash it and kill themselves and someone else. They'll end up at some RB park somewhere and start smoking crack every day until the cops have to be called.

Geno's driver's license has been suspended and Mama June is legally blind and can't drive, so how are they going to get around in an RV?

People like Geno don't let a little thing like having no driver's permit deter them from driving. And truth be known June's claim to legally blindness is probably a big fat lie (aka a sympathy grab).

Geno made a video saying the production company knew he didn't have a license when they filmed him driving, so the dumb ass is going to get busted

You just know the people on that production team must go to their hotel rooms every night during filming and talk about the horrors they've witnessed with these lowlifes during the day.

But I guess with Mama Hutt and Geno now living on the road in an RV that must put an end to the show. If it wasn't already ended and that's the reason they sold the house. No TV money coming in so there was no way to keep the house up, pay the taxes and the HOA fees. I don't know if she was able to pay cash for the house or not, but if she had a mortgage then it would have only been a matter of time before foreclosure was started.

Even after she reunited with the pervert who molested her daughter, some network still gave her another show. Enablers but the situation was never going to be any good. I wonder what happened to the gay uncle, Poodle.

I remember about a year or so ago I read (I think from a link posted here) that Poodle was living with his lover in Alabama.

Wonder when June's addiction began? Possibly opioids after the foot injury or from partying after times got good. The early shows were entertaining. Had so hoped the money would be their ticket out and up. Guess it just wasn't meant to be.

The uneducated rarely make a go of it when they find themselves in a sudden rush of money. They're simply not equipped.

If HBB really does have $800 thousand awaiting her (not that I believe that for one second), if she gains access to it at 18 I can guarantee you she will be penniless by the time she's 19.

I would bet June had already spent most of HBB's money before they did this recent lockdown. She used to say she was putting all her daughters money in trust back when the first show started butshe spent that money. The older daughter told on that, Pumpkin was still kissing June's ass because she wanted the show money. She and her husband are depending on that money, neither of them seem to have motivation or skills outside that.