Madonna Delays MADAME X Tour

Good. Nobody wants to see that grizzled hoe anyway,

Who does she think she is, Dionne Warwick?

MADAME X now starts on September 17, rather than September 12.

[quote]Madame ❌. Reporting to Duty...................... 🎖🎖 #madamex #rehearsals

Per Madame X herself:

[quote]Madame X is a perfectionist and wants to give you the most unique, magical, and musical experience. She underestimated the amount of time it would take to bring this kind of intimate theatrical experience to you and wants it to be perfect!!! Thank you so much for your understanding.

Cue the "She's-not-selling!" trolls.

I love the Madame X character! She's so cool!

I hope she continues with this character on her next album.

Even Madonna doesn’t care about Madonna anymore:

So *that's* why all our airbrushing equipment went kaput: Madge used it up all for that pic in R4! That CUNT!

Shit show still hasn’t sold out and the album bombed. Back it up mama.

Shit show still hasn’t sold out and the album bombed. Pack it up mama.

Poor Madame Xlax

[quote]Madame X debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200 with 95,000 album-equivalent units, of which 90,000 were pure album sales. It is Madonna's ninth US number-one album. Madonna also topped the Billboard Artist 100 chart for the first time since its launch in 2014.

MADAME X is a ture HIT. Stop saying it's a flop because that is untrue.

"MADAME X is a true hit" should be what is in R13.

GOD CONTROL is her most socially relevant song ever. We gays should be supporting her, not tearing Madame X down!

Will the concert feature some fancy footwork?

Madame X will be dancing in high style, no doubt.

She gave the album away with tickets. It’s the fast drop out of the Top 200 in just 2 weeks in history. Next! She hasn’t had a real hit in a decade. Her face and career is a disaster.

Madame X will see you there!

I hope they sell Madame X eyepatches at the shows!

Has she ever delayed before?

They sell those awful eyepatches on her web site. No one wants them. She’s playing tiny theaters and can’t give the tickets away.

She canceled the last dates of her last tour. That’s the reason for this mini tour. She barely sold the last one. They gave tickets away due to her contract stipulation stating that she will play to full capacity no matter what. She wasn’t taking any chances this time. Unfortunately she can’t even sell out small venues either.

[quote]Will the concert feature some fancy footwork?

The backup dancers will be doing all the work this time around. Once you hit 60 it's too goddamn easy to break a hip!

There are no eyepatches for sale on the Madame X website.

I do like this t-shirt, though...

$15 is a great price for an official Madame X tote!

R25 Those would make great grocery shopping bags.

Are they awaiting the results of the pregnancy test?

Touring theatres at silly prices seems like a bad idea to me, especially for someone like Madonna who does not have a golden voice or instrumental skills that might make an "intimate" show pop.

"She gave the album away with tickets."

You're such a fucking liar. The album was not given away with tickets. When buying tickets, you were given the option of adding on an album per ticket bought. You stl had to pay extra for the album. I know this because I bought tickets but not the album because I knew they wouldn't ship the album before its street date. They did not give me a copy of the album. Only people who paid for the album at the time they bought tickets received the album as part of that transaction.

R30 is such a fucking liar. The album was given away—for free—with the purchase of a ticket.

Madonna Madame X Album Bundle

Each ticket purchased online for the upcoming Madame X 2019 tour comes with a CD copy of the upcoming new album 'Madame X'. After your ticket purchase, you'll receive an additional email in the coming weeks with instructions on how to redeem your album.

I love how Madonna and that skinny gal, Taylor Swift, think they need to stick up for us. Madonna, call it a day and go take a sitz bath. We can speak for ourselves!

She needs time to rework that awful set list.

What is the setlist?

I’d be curious to know how many of those ticket buyers bothered to retrieve the free CD.

Does her website sell any vaginal rejuvenation creams?

Last stop: Shady Pines, Wide Prairie, North Dakota.

She's destroyed her face and thirty years in still seems to get dressed in the dark. She's a total wreck!

Is she too cheap to simply hire a stylist who knows how to dress and style a woman?

It's sad and true she resembles Mae West more and more each outing.

She's lookin as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein. Jesus, cunt needs to kill herself.

Has Madonna ever played the State Fair circuit?

She absolutely bundled the CD with each ticket sale. And she has no problem selling out tiny theaters. And the new album sucks.

So tired of the “she can’t sell out the tiny theaters!” Trolls. I think I said this last time, but Cyndi Lauper just sold out two nights in a row at the Hollywood bowl at 18,000 each. Weird Al sold out the bowl two nights in a row as well. Air supply just filled a 3,000 seat venue last week in LA. Madonna isn’t going to have trouble filling the 1800 seat theater.

r30:

[quote]Has she ever delayed before?

Yes. Beginning of Drowned World Tour in Germany.

Video monitors weren't working correctly.

“Has Madonna ever played the State Fair circuit?”

Must I remind you that she’s a fairground stripper — who’s apparently been promoted to be the Madame.

Still not sold out and has been on sale for months. Her drinking is also out of control.

She was selling that stupid eyepatch on her web site. It also came with the limited edition album. Stupid whore.

Poor thing.

Cat Lady breaking all the wrong records.

Bump for original thread

Her fans are turning on her. Complaining that they paid for flights, hotel, etc. and now they can't get refunds.

Wow, Jabba is working overtime on this thread trying to cover up the fact that Janet's Vegas residency was a putrid flop.

But we all know it, Jabba.

Madonna's tour will be a success. At least she's never played the Iowa State Fair.

[quote]People are freaking out because of this news. It’s not as if she cancelled totally. Simply rearranged dates due to unforeseen issues. Shit happens and if history shows us anything it’s that @Madonna ALWAYS goes above and beyond to set things right for fans.

[quote]“Out of her own personal money Madonna must PAY for my out of pocket expenses b/cos I made the choice to book non refundable flights and hotels after I agreed to ticket terms and conditions stating the show can be rescheduled/cancelled at ANY time”

[quote]Lmaooo y’all are bananas 🍌

A STRAIGHT man was going to see Madame X?

[quote]Well, I planned an entire non-refundable trip for my wife's birthday around a @Madonna concert that she just cancelled.

"My WIFE"??? Gurl, please.

She probably doesn't quite have the choreography for Human Nature, Holiday and Music down yet. You know, the only old songs she'll be doing on this tour.

What is her deal with doing “Human Nature” on every single tour?! She always sounds terrible when she does it too. Ironically, “Human Nature” was the first single she ever released that flopped and didn’t break into the Billboard Top 40, effectively ending her 12 year streak of hit singles. .

[quote]@Madonna 's #MadameX has sold 11,000 copies on this week / 440,000 in total WW.

[quote]#MadameX has +96,700,000 Streams only on @Spotify

11,000 this week after two and a half months on sale??? It's a HIT!!!!!!!

Way to go, MADAME X!!!!!

One of the sad things about a limited tour like this is that people do travel from far and wide. And it’s often much much cheaper to buy non refundable. For some of these people it might be the only vacation they’ve been on in years. Incidentally if the show isn’t ready it’s not ready. Some elements need to be constructed....and she’s a perfectionist meaning she won’t just go out the and put on a scaled back show until the items arrive or are finished.

The rehearsal clips on Instagram are so exciting