What body wash do you use?

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Only the best for Baby's beautiful body.

The one I'm using now is citrus and some herb. The company donates to Water Aid. I usually prefer a marine type fragrance but it's fine.

The one I'm using now is citrus and some herb. The company donates to Water Aid. I usually prefer a marine type fragrance but it's fine.

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Bar soap is gross, R6. We all now know about you that you have soap goo stuck to your soap holder and soap crud stuck all over you!

Bar soap is like school on Sunday....

Softsoap pomegranate mango - nice lather, but smells AMAZING! Really invigorating in the a.m. Bar soap is for shower fapping.

r2 - I use the baby version - unscented. Gets mama's mussy squeaky clean and ready for anything!

Irish Spring. Manly, yes, but I like it, too.

Body wash is for brain dead millennials who think bar soap is germy. Or worse, old-fashioned.

Imagine being so stupid as to buy a soap cut with water that you use ... in water!

Like I said, brain dead.

You gays will like this

You gays will like this

Ivory bar soap

Irish Spring bar soap

Lifebuoy bar soap

Bar soap leads to marble pitting and staining.

Suave strawberry shampoo as body wash. Cheap and I smell great!

Or, r19, great and you smell cheap.

R13, was that really necessary?

Brit Original Source Zingy Lime

US Kirk's 3 in 1 Head to Toe

And this . . .

Bar soap leaves soap scum and hard water stains in the shower- Body wash does not.

Why do the dumbest threads have to be repeated every so often? We're about a month away from October. When will the new "what's your favorite horror movie" thread pop up UHGAIN!?

I still use a bar of soap in my hand (any cheap brand). I find body washes useless; my skin is oily and I really need to into all the nooks and crannies.

You have really big nooks and crannies, R25, if a bar of soap will fit into them.

Eeeeek!

The last body wash vs bar soap war wasn't that long ago:

What R23 said. Promotes mould growth as well.

Bar soap kicks puppies, causes eyeball cancer, and voted for Trump.

Zest Ocean Breeze body wash.

What is mould?

That's Philip Mould. He's an art dealer in the UK.

OP prefers body wash because bar soap gets stuck in his gunt.

Body wash prevents rape.

Molton Brown's Coco & Sandalwood Body Wash.

R16 are you old enough to remember the original Lifebuoy scent?

I love Cusson's Imperial Leather bar soap (red wrapper) so when I saw a giant bottle of it in liquid form, I bought it. Totally different scent!

Millennials would really go for sheep dip. Plenty liquid-y for ‘em. Won’t leave soap scum if can cut lanolin!

I have an allergy to most scents - my skin literally goes on fire. The only liquid soap I can use is Dr. Bronners unscented. Luckily Dove makes an unscented deodorant that is hypoallergenic and fragrance-free.