Sarah Huckabee Sanders Had Landed A Job!

I thought FOX liked big-boobed blondes? How will Lazy Eye fit in?

They'll just have her call in.

Ever heard of a makeover R1?

She ain't trending. Poor thing.

The only one who’s happy about this news is Aidy Bryant.

She's trending now.

Time to update the cliché to smoky eye shadow on a pig.

They're called make-overs not miracle works

Yeah, #3- but you have to have something to work with. They starved and bleached Trish Regan into a Barbie doll, but Sarah will always be a homely heifer.

Maybe she will have to wear a paper bag over her head?

I wonder if they will remove the cow-bell around her neck.

They'd better bring in a liposuction machine because they'll need to do touchups on that fat bitch before every appearance. She's a sweller.

I bet they make her get rid of that Pentecostal hairstyle. But I hope the continue to allow her to wear her modesty attire. The viewing public does not need to see that sow's tit cleavage.

If she though the comments about her were bad when she was Trump's paid liar, just wait until she starts telling lies on FAUX News.

***BREAKING*** Jesus descends on Earth to announce that Trump is the Chosen One: More with the Huckabeast at nine!

Is she in surgery right now?

She is truly one of the ugliest women I have ever seen in my life.

She just had a makeover and it's lovely.

They are constructing a special antigravity suit just like Baron Harkonnen's for the show!

It's not going to end well. She's seriously not persuasive enough. Most Fox Hosts could have done her job wayyy better than her, but they're in it for the money and the money isn't in government.

I'm betting she will not be popular with the other FAUX News staff members. She'll probably go in there acting like she's some kind of royalty and should be treated as such.

How many arms did her father twist for her to get the job?

She is a precious beauty and will fit in with all the other former beauty queens.

I wonder if they sent her to a fat farm to get rid of some of the tonnage.

Here is the "head shot" she sent to Fox with her application.

she follows a modest dress lifestyle? I could have sworn i’ve seen her in (unfortunate) short skirts and heels.

No doubt Fox considers this a BIG GET!

Will Sarah get a face transplant like Greta had?

Well if she does let's hope they choose a different breed of animal to do the transplant from than they did Greta.

I didn’t realize Fox News had a farm report program.

She'll be doing the Lean Hogs Futures Quotes and the Cattle, Pork & Meat Commodities Futures Charts & Quotes.

She'll be okay as long as they don't take her off her feed.

They need to pair her up with Palin for "The Sarah 'n' Sarah Report."

[quote] Sarah Huckabee Sanders Had Landed A Job!

I think it's lovely that Disneyworld has offered her the job of Quasimodo at their new Bell tower exhibit!

They’re actually going to have to pay her now.

She can be a modern day Charles Kurault , traveling in a mini van from state to state. Her segments will be called BUFFETS ACROSS AMERICA .She will also critique the Motel 6 in that town .

I don't want to watch the bitch unveil a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g......

Washington Post:

Sarah Sanders unveils a campaign-style website as she eyes a possible bid for governor of Arkansas

Good God I hope the citizens of Arkansas are not dumb enough to put that sow into the Governor's office. Surely enough voters in that state can see what her family is, a pack of filthy con artists.

She thinks she should be Governor of Arkansas? Bill Clinton's old job?

She's not smart enough to fill his shoes and she's not human enough to suck his dick.

I can't wait until she debuts on Fux and sinks like a tugboat in an iceberg crash.

And she still can't get served at the Red Hen.

Well hopefully the people of Arkansas will let her now between now and 2022 that she's not wanted and she'll just slither away into obscurity.

let her know

I never watch Fox so is this a news [sic] reader position or is she going to be sitting on a couch offering her opinion?

Lot's of cooking segments and a tune or two.

From what I read she's going to be doing a lot of filling in for people in the beginning. Sounds like that will be her screen test. If she does well and viewers take to her they'll probably give the cow her own show. So, let's hope even dummy deplorables won't like looking at and listening to that Wildebeest and she won't be around long.

Can Michelle Wolf now come back to the Washington Correspondents Dinner?

I thought they said she was going home to Arkansas. She can't be the Joy Reid/Ali Velshi of Fux Noise from Arkansas.

She'd have to live in... gasp ... Gnu Yawk Sittay. Oh the manatee!

I don't know, I guess she could stay in DC but I could have sworn that lying piece of shit White House said she was going back to Arkansas.

Will she be doing the diet and exercise segments on FOX?

She'll probably beach herself back in Arkansas and travel back and forth to Fox News' studios to do whatever it is they want her to do. And I'm more than sure she'll demand they fly her first class and put her sow ass up in the finest hotels.

The look on Fuckabee Sanders' face during Wolf's bit was priceless. You could tell that sow wanted to crawl under that table. Someone should have thrown a couple of yeast rolls down there for her to root around for.

[quote]Good God I hope the citizens of Arkansas are not dumb enough to put that sow into the Governor's office.

So, let's think about it a minute.

The Hill:

Supporter launches PAC calling for Huckabee Sanders governor bid

Politico:

Sarah Sanders in talks with consulting firm founded by former Clinton aides

From the article at r50: [quote]“They need someone to explain how the Trump thing operates.”

Wouldn't Ivanka or Melania be better suited to explain how that wrinkled mushroom works?

[quote]“Trump loves her,” said one of the people familiar with the Teneo arrangement. “He doesn’t love many people. He loves her. He loves her. She’s his girl.”

This surprises me. Yes, she lied for him but, to be blunt, she's fat and unattractive. Trump being Trump I am surprised his loyalty was able to transcend fat and unattractive. We often forget in the long parade of vile flaws about the man, but he's sexist and shallow too.

R52 Trump like the women around him to look like cheap hookers, his daughters are a perfect example. He probably tolerated her since she was willing to lie and defend him for so long.

It's just policy.

Trump loves anyone who will kiss his fat ass, that's all there is to it. Huckabeast probably tells Trump he's a genius and actually means it because she is even dumber in comparison.

She's been signed as the new spokesmodel for these.

R54, needs more lip gloss and lipo or just smear the lenses with half an inch of vaseline, that'll work.

The Orange Blob loves her because she defended him constantly, lied for him without a second thought and never contradicted him or made him feel stupid. That's how her father raised her, to be a lying doormat for a man, and that's what she did.

AP:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders memoir coming in 2020

Moooo!

Moooooo, I say!

She looks like a product of incest.

The Hill:

Sarah Sanders makes debut as Fox News contributor

SHe was paid to lie by us, now she is paid to lie by fox.