Who dresses this frau??
All of her fashion choices accentuate her lumpy, misshapen body!
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Who dresses this frau??
All of her fashion choices accentuate her lumpy, misshapen body!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 22, 2019 3:18 AM |
Is Mother special? She looks special needs here.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 21, 2019 2:29 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 21, 2019 2:30 AM |
[quote] Who dresses this frau??
Mike does, of course.
Their deal is that he gets to try on all the outfits first, and if he likes them, then she gets to wear them out in public.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 21, 2019 2:31 AM |
Straight out of Dress Barn. My three older sisters concur.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 21, 2019 2:33 AM |
R4 you beat me to it!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 21, 2019 2:35 AM |
She buys them at the 99 pence store.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 21, 2019 2:35 AM |
She's a disaster. Seriously, how would you dress her? Even after losing some weight, she would be a challenge along with that horrible hair. She's homely but some homely women compensate with personality along with the right clothes and accessories.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 21, 2019 2:36 AM |
She shouldn't be showing off her saggy arms like that photo at OP.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 21, 2019 2:37 AM |
Does she wear a wig? Her hair never seems to move.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 21, 2019 2:38 AM |
It’s like Will and Grace became Republicans.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 21, 2019 2:38 AM |
She dresses like every chubby older suburban woman who never left my home town.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 21, 2019 2:39 AM |
Mother has much more on her mind then mere fashion. Maintaining pure thoughts is hard work, y’all!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 21, 2019 2:40 AM |
She is a frumpy frum. She represents the fraus of Indiana. Men in Indiana are more likely to jack off on corn stocks than with their obese frum women.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 21, 2019 2:41 AM |
[quote]Her hair never seems to move.
That takes a little work . . .
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 21, 2019 2:42 AM |
She needs boobs be up, a vaist slimming belt and stilettos. I offer to give her see makeover, and she refused me. Canst you believe that?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 21, 2019 2:42 AM |
She must be so depressed with her life.
She married a gay man but at least could pretend to be uber religious, but now the gay man is consorting with criminals and heathens and she can't even do the whole pious thing anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 21, 2019 2:43 AM |
The Pences are poor hillbilly types. Every day wear is bought at Walmart. Fancy dress comes from Khols or their Church thrift sales.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 21, 2019 2:43 AM |
They’re so repulsive. They are every bad stereotype of flyover people.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 21, 2019 2:45 AM |
[quote]Their deal is that he gets to try on all the outfits first, and if he likes them, then she gets to wear them out in public.
So he is straight then.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 21, 2019 2:49 AM |
Herself. That dress looks like she whipped it up on the sewing machine from some refurbished bathroom curtains.
Trump laughed at them when he found out how poor they were. I doubt if they ever even communicate.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 21, 2019 2:49 AM |
That slattern is way too old for anything sleeveless.
She always looks as if she doesn't even try. And why would she? Life with Mike Pence can't be very nice. She has already been divorced once. She's stuck. She can't divorce again and still be a self-righteous church lady. Heap pity on that old bag. Pity and scorn.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 21, 2019 2:50 AM |
She need to show the nipples. It make very sexy photo. If not nipple, then show the poosey.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 21, 2019 2:53 AM |
She wore this atrocity with her senior high prom shoes to meet the King and Queen of Jordan.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 21, 2019 2:53 AM |
Maybe her gay nephew dresses her? The gay gene runs deep in the male side of the Pence family!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 21, 2019 2:53 AM |
She’s still rocking the Down syndrome haircut.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 21, 2019 2:54 AM |
R24, that dress looks half band-aid, half dominatrix.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 21, 2019 2:55 AM |
She’s so...Indiana.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 21, 2019 2:55 AM |
What's the point of being married to a homosexual if he won't give you good fashion advice?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 21, 2019 2:59 AM |
Wonder what Tipper Gore thinks?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 21, 2019 3:05 AM |
A Pence daughter got engaged this year in Provincetown of all places.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 21, 2019 3:13 AM |
R33, the groom looks gay.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 21, 2019 3:18 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 21, 2019 3:18 AM |
The little hussy wore white when she married her second husband.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 21, 2019 3:19 AM |
She should let me dress her. I did wonders for my wife, Michele.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 21, 2019 3:35 AM |
Oh weird, I never knew she was married before him.
Since they're not strangers to divorce, I wonder why he hasn't upgraded yet.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 21, 2019 3:35 AM |
It's intentional most likely. She appeals to a middle America high class "look".
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 21, 2019 5:08 AM |
I heard from some people in Indiana that Pence didn't run for president in 2016 because he was worried about it getting out that Mother Pence had an extramarital affair.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 21, 2019 5:14 AM |
She is showing WAY too much skin, the brazen hussy. I suggest Mrs. Vice President Pence purchase her clothing from a more proper source for good Christian women. For shame.!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 21, 2019 5:25 AM |
That empire waist style is awful on most women. Most women of this century, anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 21, 2019 5:28 AM |
You just know that she colors her own hair over the sink the first weekend of every month.
And retired hairdresser with arthritis cuts it for her.
Because those classic bangs really bring out her eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 21, 2019 5:36 AM |
She looks like she lives in a house with vinyl siding.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 21, 2019 5:36 AM |
She looks like she wears dark tan knee-hi stockings under her slacks. She calls pants slacks.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 21, 2019 5:48 AM |
She looks a bit trans/sad clown here in her infected-liver shade of lipstick.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 21, 2019 6:18 AM |
Stretchy beige is not her friend. She may as well be wearing a giant Band-Aid.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 21, 2019 6:21 AM |
I don't see them as friends.
Cause no friend would have let Karen leave the house in that cobalt blue schmatta.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 21, 2019 6:26 AM |
Stylists that can properly dress her probably want nothing to do with her.And I didn't even know he was married to someone. Go figure.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 21, 2019 7:19 AM |
I'm tired of seeing flabby "bat wings"in sleeveless everytime on many women. It's fine you don't work out, but stop exposing those things as they're some sort of asset. Nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 21, 2019 7:38 AM |
Absolutely, R55. In that respect winter cannot come soon enough.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 21, 2019 8:08 AM |
If Miss Lindzey approves, why is there a problem?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 21, 2019 10:53 AM |
'Mother' is right in there between hubby and Miss Lindz as they greet Trump's adoring masses.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 21, 2019 11:00 AM |
NO sleeveless garments after 40, girls. Never. No exceptions.
Shame on you, R58, for suggesting that Mother is keeping the Senatrice away from the VP. That's a coitus I do not want to ever imagine and you went there.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 21, 2019 2:28 PM |
'MOTHER' just can't adapt the fashionable KELLYANNE look.
'MOTHER' is wholesome.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 21, 2019 2:54 PM |
A Hoosier woman could never assemble a New Jersey wardrobe. The garments aren't available in Indiana. And if they were, the Hoosier woman would not know how to mix bold colors, bold patterns, bold accessories, polyester, spandex, and metallic fibers in anything approximating that which is the birthright of the Jersey girl.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 21, 2019 2:59 PM |
R43 reminds me of R41.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 21, 2019 3:03 PM |
^^^ R53 reminds me of R41.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 21, 2019 3:04 PM |
To be fair, one sees batwings and arm bags in Jersey too. This isn't an Indiana-specific problem by any stretch.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 21, 2019 5:14 PM |
Trump didn't want him as VP, didn't know him. But the Christian Supremacists offered their support if he took on their anti-LGBTQ hero from Indiana. No one else would give Trump the time of day in the summer of '16.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 21, 2019 5:32 PM |
Ummm, R38...if her first husband was as gay as her second husband, she will still be able to wear white at her third wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 21, 2019 5:38 PM |
Mother was tiny in her wedding picture but still had full-blown potato face.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 21, 2019 6:41 PM |
R24. In that photo the poor queen of Jordan looks like she wants to die. I can’t even imagine how forced the small talk was between those four people.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 21, 2019 7:11 PM |
What was with the dress, bag and necktie colors in that picture at R24? Was the event sponsored by Pepto-Bismol?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 21, 2019 7:29 PM |
Mother has the body of an aging potato.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 22, 2019 1:15 AM |
My forever FLOTUS Michelle Obama, is the exception to the NO sleeveless after 40 rule R59
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 22, 2019 1:21 AM |
All of this tater-talk has me going... The Pouf and the Potato Puff.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 22, 2019 3:16 AM |
Mrs. Potato Head has more sex appeal and a more flattering figure than Mother.
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