How Would You Feel About Denmark Buying The United States?

YES YES YES!

They can have West Virigina. We can throw in all the coal and oxycontin for free even.

Circumcision would be outlawed. The right to "Hygge" would be enshrined in the Constitution. Herring would be served at McDonalds.

Would we have to ride double Dutch buses?

The guy that makes these travel videos doesn't know what he is talking about. I've seen several and you're better off not watching them. This one about Denmark was just stupid. You need a pin for a credit card? No you don't. Unless something has changed since I visited there last year. I used both a credit card and paid in cash. No problem. I do have an American Express card issued through the U.K. for those instances where a pin is required. I've recently been using Google Pay and that method of payment works in almost every store and restaurant in the countries I've visited in the last year.

Yes, please Denmark, buy the U.S. I know we are run down but you can make us so much better. Thank you for your consideration.

In Denmark all seems to breathe freedom and peace, and to make one forget the world and its sad turmoils.

In the US, not so much.

Denmark is consistently rated as one of the “happiest places to live.” I’ve been there many times (work for a Danish company) and love it, would move there if I could.

Mutilating the penis would thankfully end.

The Dutch are tall. The Danes are drunk.

I hate the Danish accent. There, I said it.

I am for it.

R9 - agree with all 3 of your statements.

PLEASE, Denmark. Take over. TAKE CONTROL. Before it's too late.

R13, natives says Co-pen-HAY-gen.

It would be good to have a king.

They should buy the northern states and let the southern states stew in their own mess.

Good idea but what will Denmark do with our crooks and failed businessman money launderers? Is there a trashcan handy or where can garbage be exported these days? London?

They need to shut off the air conditioning in the southern states. That should solve the problem!

Why in the world would the Danes want this shithole country?

All this talk about the Danish is making me hungry.

All this makes me feel like heading to the pound this weekend.

Apparently this story was leaked by Trump officials in order to distract from something else going on. Trump is due to visit Denmark in a month or two and can milk this the entire time whenever he needs a distraction from .... something.

Great Danes are actually German, r22.

Crown Princess Mary and Crown Prince Frederick of Denmark and their children, our new overlords.

Is this proposal in any way tied to Finnish sprinter Markus Poyhonen?

We'd have a fabulous queen with yellow smoker's teefs!

R26 yummy, I hope so.

Oh Hiya!

Would there be fewer fats under Danish ownership?

Will we all be required to smoke if Denmark is our ruler?

How's Queen Mary's marriage going? Would it be true that her husband is a drunk playboy party boy?

R21 One thing I was surprised about when I went to Denmark was how plain tasting Danish pastries are there. I was really shocked because the authentic version of something os almost always better than the Americanized version, but in the case of Danish pastries, I prefer the Americanized version.

R33 actually, the Danes are surprised we call those pastries “danishes.” They certainly didn’t invent them; they call them “Viennese” or something like that, referring to Vienna.

Goodness, R25, I didn't realise the Danish Royal family had to flee the Nazis across the Alps.

Or were they merely singing in a folk festival when that picture was taken?

Dancing in the street!

Then please exile Donald Trump back to where he came from (let him choose either Scotland or Germany - if either will have him). I hear he has property in Scotland?

Sorry folks my friend Donald misspoke. He meant buying England* not Greenland. He's never been great at geography and couldn't find his way to Vietnam, remember?