"There's nothing tragic about being 50. Not unless you're trying to be 25": Stars Who Don't Realize That They're Old

Madonna (she basically owns this thread).

Nicole Kidman

Suzanne Somers.

Madonna is the oldest baby in the world.

50-year-old Jennifer Lopez.

Cher. She's right up there with Madonna when to comes to the delusion that she's still a hot, YOUNG babe.

Goldie Hawn

I still enjoy Cruise in his Mission: Impossible movies, but it is kind of instructive to compare him with Brad Pitt, who is only a year younger. People still think Pitt is sexy and cool in the new Tarantino movie, but he’s not twenty-five and isn’t trying to be.

Pitt’s co-star in that film won’t clear fifty for another several years, but imagine how tragic Leo will be in a few years trying to bed Victoria’s Secret models whose moms loved him in Titanic. It’s already embarrassing now.

Bret Michaels and his ridiculous bandana.

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[R10] She needs that nappy changed!

lllllll

Leo DiCaprio. He looks freaking ridiculous with these 20 year old models. Creepy old man.

R13

And fat, don't forget F A T !!

Ha ha

Jared Leto. Constantly posting thirst trap pics with his tongue out when he’s a few years from 50. Don’t even get me started on the clothes choices and hair styles.

25? Admit it: I look 24.

Agree that Brad Pitt is aging very well and isn't embarrassing himself. Dicaprio is already embarrassing with all the 20 year-old "girlfriends."

Tom Cruise is also very Peter Pan-ish, he thinks he's still in his 20s. But damn if the last MI movie wasn't great.

Madonna.

The end.

Elderly Mamie Van Doren is still trying to be the sex bomb that she was 50 plus years ago.

^ My eyes!!!!!

Wow, can I please unsee this crap? Wasn't it bad enough a few days ago I had to see Jeremy renner's Amazon ad.

Ginge.....

Yeah but Jennifer Lopez looks good. So does Kidman.

What DOES Mamie see when she looks in the mirror?

I'll let you know in 25 yrs, when I finally turn 50.

Nicole doesn't look that good. Here she is with all the smoke and mirrors and its uncanny valley.

How about all of them.

Kidman looks awful

[quote]What DOES Mamie see when she looks in the mirror?

For Mamie, cataracts are probably a blessing.

[quote]What DOES Mamie see when she looks in the mirror?

A sex kitten heading off to college.

At age 78 Ann Margaret has had so much plastic surgery that she is almost unrecognizable. She doesn't really look bad but she just doesn't look like Ann anymore.

Wow. She doesn't really look good either.

Ann Margaret then and now.

R34 At least she isn't afraid to hide the age spots on her hands.

Wow this thread is full of old as fuck Queens who are butt hurt they don't still grab the young dick. Or full of young assholes who think anyone over 29 is Old asf.

Does it make you feel good to CONSTANTLY bash celebrities for, SHOCK, daring to chase looks well into middle age? Most, if not all, of the people who have been mentioned still look great in one way or the other. It must SUCK being old like most of you and seeing others do what you could have done but didn't.

Do you mean "afraid to show them"?

Well hello!

Remember r32, her entire face had to be reconstructed after a Las Vegas accident.

Donna Douglas, still reliving her days as Elly Mae Clampett.

Why are grandmadonna's nips so red and angry? Yuck!

Right on, R 36!

Ditto.

What if you're 90 trying to pass as 25 but will to settle for being mistaken for 50?

[quote]A man with 9 inches can remain hot through his 50's.

Fixed. A man's body definitely changes by that time in their life. There's a 0.01% chance that it still might be the primary draw, but when you're that old you basically have to rely on your dick.

[quote]Donna Douglas, still reliving her days as Elly Mae Clampett.

Donna's not reliving much of anything anymore. She died in 2015.

Or you could go the Angelyne route and cover most of your aging face on every photo op.

R13-Leo DeCaprio is a GAY boy. He's not bedding any female models.

Someone please post a photo of Sylvester Stallone's mother. She's 97 years old and she still wears a mini dress!

I thought she was dead! Heeeeere’s Jackie!

[quote]Agree that Brad Pitt is aging very well and isn't embarrassing himself.

I disagree. He had an AWFUL facelift several years ago. It seems to have settled now.

Now she looks like Reba McEntire's grandma

Jackie Stallone. Those lips...……!!!!

Fabulous

What seriously happened to Donatella Versace? She looks like what Eva Peron's corpse would look like NOW.

I feel as though I've seen Jackie Stallone's lips somewhere before.

Oh, wait, now I remember . . .

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Why God she looks terrible. Why do they keep getting plastic surgery? I don't understand paying that kind of money. And I mean a lot of money. To look like s***. Do they look in the mirror and see how bad they look. Have you seen Brad Pitt and Bradley Cooper lately? Please stop. Don't get me even started on Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise, Meg Ryan.

But why does Donatella look sooooo bad? It is beyond bad.

They know the look isn't good but they simply want to be ageless. They do not want to look like a normal old person. The face slowly changes into its plastic "ageless" form and if there is a resemblance to the young natural face, that's good enough. Smoke and mirrors of reproductive images will be added on.

"Does it make you feel good to CONSTANTLY bash celebrities for, SHOCK, daring to chase looks well into middle age?"

You sound like a fanboy who can't stand to see his favorites criticized

There is a weird obsession with people, esp celebrities, who try to stay young looking. Why not try to look your best as long as you can? When my time comes, I hope there are all types of procedures that keep me looking good through my fucking 70's! Why put people in boxes? Age, truly, is just a number. We are living longer for the most part so why would you want to look old for 40-50 years?

There's something to be said for aging gracefully, R63, but that's something you don't seem to comprehend. No one here is saying that all cosmetic procedures are bad. But celebrities such as Donatella and Faye Dunaway, who turn their faces into frightening masks, certainly don't end up "looking good." And commenting on their self-inflicted horrifying appearances on DL is hardly a "weird obsession."

Bradley Cooper needs to stop right NOW. One more procedure and he's going to look like he's made of wax.

R64 Aging gracefully? What does that mean? And who gets to say? It is fucking stupid and there are thousands of threads here discussing it all the time. It is just a way to get out some aggression I suppose.

Janice the Muppet should sue Donatella for copyright infringement.

My friend Goldie Hawn, she's always asking "Can you believe I'm 70? Can you believe I'm a grandma?". My answer is always YES.

Even Kenny Rogers admitted that his plastic surgery didn't turn out very well.

Even the hat can't hide that Faye Dunaway is the queen of plastic surgery.

Kim Novak's beautiful face was ruined by a bad plastic surgeon.

Barry Manilow then and now. Too much plastic surgery gone wrong.

Before the bad plastic surgery, Kim Novak was actually aging well. Did she got to her surgeon and say "Give me all the fillers!!!"?

Manilow smoothes his face but otherwise there was not much that could be done to fix that mess.

Yikes. Poor Kim Novak at R71 looks like she's wearing Bert Lahr's rubber Cowardly Lion mask.

Faye Dunaway's nose is now a two-car garage.

Oy! That Madonna photo is too much!

We totally agree with OP

Too much work turns you into a muppet character.

Kidman seems too old for her role in Big Little Lies.

So lucky I died.

A trifecta . . .

Ivana Trump

Raquel Welch

Charo

[quote] What seriously happened to Donatella Versace?

Lots of sun, cigarettes, brother (best friend) got murdered. Her body is in really good shape. She seems like an OK person (not full of herself). IMO, she's a better designer than her brother Gianni was.

Malibu Barbie, 77

Mick Jagger, though he’s also amazing.

Some discreet plastic surgery could have helped Mick immensely. He is simply too thin; the skin sags and droops when there is zero underlying fat. Where people go wrong is the fillers. There's nothing wrong with snipping away a turkey wattle neck or sagging jowls.

Charo?

You TAKE THAT BACK!

Charo is timeless!

What I notice is anyone with a nose job looks weird in old age. Something just is always “off”.

Natural noses enlarge as one ages, as do ears.

A rhinoplasty would not.

Why has no one mentioned Joan Collins! While she hasn't distorted herself too much she still pretends she's 35. Clever though, marries a gay man 20 years her junior to take care of her in old age.

Why has no one mentioned Joan Collins! While she hasn't distorted herself too much she still pretends she's 35. Clever though, marries a gay man 20 years her junior to take care of her in old age.

Mick Jagger has had at least one lower face lift. Trump, Putin, have both had their eyes done. Biden has had facelifts, also Bill Clinton,, homosexual tinymeats Brad Pitt and Tammy Cruise have had full facelifts, brow lifts(excellent work),,,, King Felipe of Spain and his mother have both had good facelifts. (We need to find who is their surgeon) Babs has had tons of good work (We STILL HEART Babs)

R90 Joan Collins. Her face is becoming a mask. Although she's not as bad as some of them.

I noticed in his closeups during Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that Pitt had a noticeable 'skin fold' at the top of his neck in the front. With that said, I've never been a Pitt fan but I thought he looked HAF in the film

Raquel Welch then and now. All things considered, not too bad. She's still recognizable.

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Erna is, as usual, completely full of shit at r92

And Joan Collins looks like Michael Jackson at r93.

The cast of RHOBH

ALL of the Housewives

r99 I called them out specifically due to the flap they got for posting Instagram photos from Coachella like they were 20 year old (and dressed just like them).

Her face looks really good I wonder what she had done @R20 A lot of women should get their faces done like her

"I noticed in his closeups during Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that Pitt had a noticeable 'skin fold' at the top of his neck in the front. With that said, I've never been a Pitt fan but I thought he looked HAF in the film"

Necks seem to be nearly impossible to get right surgically.

Jane Fonda is looking a little mask like

R90- Joan Collin's husband is a gay boy?

And right on cue, here comes r36 with her scoldy ageism in an attempt to shame. Are you a millennial? Just like a boring millennial with no sense of humor to come into a long established online community, known for its humor, wit, intelligence, life experience and yes, pointless bitchery (which is literally posted at the entrance) only to throw a hissy fit because she can’t hang. Wouldn’t you feel more comfortable on a site that communicates with gifs and emojis?

Tl;dr - you don’t belong here, dear.

Some people just don’t know when to quit.

"And right on cue, here comes R36 with her scoldy ageism in an attempt to shame. Are you a millennial? Just like a boring millennial with no sense of humor to come into a long established online community, known for its humor, wit, intelligence, life experience and yes, pointless bitchery (which is literally posted at the entrance) only to throw a hissy fit because she can’t hang."

So ironic.....you whine about "ageism" and then go on to bash millennials. Be more original - whining about millennials is such a cliche, here especially from people who don't even know what a millennial is (eldergays here seem to think it refers to anyone under the age of 70)

From the neck down Tina Louise doesn't look bad but apparently she left her once beautiful face on Gilligan's Island.

Tina then and now. What the hell happened?!

She got old, r109. She’d look better about 25 lbs heavier.

Hard to believe Joan Van Ark is only 39!

Steven Tyler...

Simon Cowell and his recent burn victim plastic surgery own this thread

I like Nicole Kidman and don't see a problem with her clothing.

[quote]Tina then and now. What the hell happened?!

Tina is 85 years old. And you're comparing a relatively recent photo of her with one from "Gilligan's Island," a show that went off the air 52 years ago. Are you headless?

Brad Pitt made a little indie with Tina Louise when he was a young twink. Now Brad is old and open for plastic surgery ridicule. And yet, Tina looked exactly like this, back then in that movie!

Tina Louise needs some new wigs

Some of these are tragic Michael Douglas looks well preserved

Robert Redford and his awful toupee

R72: Barry Manilow was always a dog. So it really doesn't matter what he does with his face: He can't make it worse.

[quote]Tina Louise needs some new wigs

And then she'll be right back on top again!

[quote]Barry Manilow was always a dog. So it really doesn't matter what he does with his face: He can't make it worse.

At least his original face looked human.

[quote]Tina Louise needs some new wigs

Ones with bangs that completely cover her face.

R123, Tina, call me.

Tom Cruise would LOVE to only be 50. His clock is ticking rapidly towards 60.

If Tammy was born in 1962 then so were we!

R121=Tina Louise speaking to herself in the mirror while applying her 8th layer of make-up at 9am in her room at an SRO on Hollywood Blvd.

It is rumored that Tina supplements her income by working part-time as a 'professional lady'.

Hello! Hot, hot hot!!!

Dawn Wells then and now. I think she aged better than Tina Louise who is way too thin, has had bad plastic surgery, and has been out in the sun too much.

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I cried on my 40th birthday. I don’t cry often.

Also, I rented a place on Montauk and it was miserably rainy, too. The whole weekend.

Tina looks trans.

Yes, i think Dawn looks much better than Tina

Sylvester Stallone, come on down!!!

Goldie Hawn

Jane Fonda

Babs Streisand

Robert Redford

Madonna @ 61

Look at what Madonna has done to her face (this week). Tragic.

Madonna has turned into an old Asian lady.

Ancient Madgebot secret, huh?

Honey, Mariah posted this today. She looks good and happy. Leave her alone.

R140 the photographer had to work a month overtime to alter that pig’s pic. Do you really think that ugly whale would post her real photos? She’s still fat and ugly

ALERT FROM ADOBE: Everyone can go back to using Photoshop. Mariah is done.

Where is her other hand? You would someone who photoshops all time would have it down to a science.

her mid section looks really weird. did she have a tummy tuck?

she had twins, fucker!

yes, usually if you had many kids the mid section is not taut like that. Hers just look weird.

I think it is spray tan ab contouring - there is no way she has definition

^definitely a tummy tuck + airbrush