Lions attack Giraffe

Bastards...BASTARDS!

Did it died?

I love OP’s “developing” line.

😂😂

In the lion's defense, giraffes can get pretty aggressive too.

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Lions will not attack giraffes unless they have sufficient numbers, because the risk is too great.

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To be fair, that giraffe was pretty gay.

Lock them up!

Her monkey pals are more fun.

Bump up l

Please don't let them be, please don't let them be, please don't let them be...

circle of death

My link doesn’t work. What happened?

I think this is the link.

It’s kind of a slo-mo assault.

Here is the postlog.

OP’s Giraffe says “Ok, have you got the shot? Have you got the shot? Getting tired over here!”

[Quote]What happened?

Look at the title of the thread for a hint.

Bless that giraffe 🦒

Giraffes are tough, and lions seem to be opportunistic (lazy) predators.

[quote]To be fair, that giraffe was pretty gay.

To be honest, all giraffes have gayface.

True

Never saw wildlife using ankle weights, and that Giraffe is amazing for not having any fucks to give the pride attacking it.

Chase Sansing with Gay Giraffes.

Those lions could not have been that hungry, or I’d expect them to be more aggressive. Especially at ripping out the underbelly. Notice the lion all turn to the cameraman when he speaks? I think it’s a staged, fake photo.

That piggyback was fun but too bad the video cut off before the giraffe gave the lions airplane rides.

[quote]I think it’s a staged, fake photo.

Dammit, you caught us.

All those weeks training those lions for nothing.

Lions, ok, do not look at the camera. Ok, let’s do another take. How you hanging in there, Mr. Giraffe? Ok, fine, places everyone...and [italic] ACTION! [/italic]

I wondered what Bruce Weber had been up to lately.

Oh the humanity!

First Toys'R'Us goes under and now this.

Not a good time for giraffes.

Linky Stinky. Could someone give the Cliff Notes?

See r14, r32.

Thank you, r33.

I like the last scene, where the giraffe says, “ok, enough of this shit...I said ENOUGH!”

Fun fact: the only close relative of the Giraffe is the Okapi, which lives in the Congo. It seems to have been know to ancient cultures, however. There is a carving of an Okapi being presented in Iran by a delegation from Ethiopia. Their relative, the Sivatherium, only went extinct about 8 thousand years ago, and may have been the largest ruminant to ever live.

I’m weeping as I type this....

All cats are such assholes.

Any updates?

Bless that giraffe

I know it’s the circle of life but I hate to see animals attacked.

Five of those fierce bitches, each weighing around 120 kg, couldn't bring that giraffe down. They weren't THAT hungry.

Actually it is difficult for lions to bring down an adult giraffe. They have better luck with the younger or infirmed.

It is not scratch post?

Those lions are up on that giraffe’s back like they are on an amusement ride

Compare R21 to this.

It’s like their eyes are set so that they can have 180° peripheral vision.

Huh?

Jackie O was known for her wide-set eyes. Like the giraffe in R21.

Not nice, man. 🤦‍♂️

Did the giraffe get a boner?

A horrible tragedy

That the giraffe got away!

So sad

Bump

"I know it’s the circle of life but I hate to see animals attacked"

Unless it's a hyena. Fuck them.

Amazing nature battles for survival.

Hyenas are far nicer to humans

Tom Hardy har har, r56.

Damn, now I'm gonna have nightmares of those screaming, desperate hyenas. God, they're nasty animals.

Hyenas?

The lions must have been starving to attack a giraffe. One kick can cave in a skull. Hyenas will gang up and attack lionesses, until a male lion shows up and fucks their shit up.

Horrific

Developing. 🤣🤣🤣

Zebra lost

That giraffe shoulda just strolled into the nearest lake, see how long those cats can hold their breath.

They can

Come out, come out!

How big are giraffe cocks?

Oh my

Unreal