Scottish singer Lewis Capaldi

Excessive nose hair

Wasn't there just a thread started on this guy no more than a couple of days ago?

Not hot. Sorry Lewis....

I hope Lewis is on our team. He’s very talented and smexy.

Looks like Giovanni Ribisi.

Ed Sheeran, your replacement is here.

Hot? I should say not. He's a plain chubby schlub. And the girlishly long hair doesn't help, either.

Not attractive in the least. Reminds me of the fug McCartney son. Good for him though if he can find success despite that...

He’s no Mick Hucknell. Hell, he’s no Rag and Bone Man!

His Dad was Doctor Who

He is a fat grub

really? Peter Capaldis son? Damn, he must have his mothers genes.

R11 Cousin.

His voice is really nice and I love his music, but yeah he's fug.

Yeah, like Rod Steiger hot.😒

Unfortunately, it seems no kind person ever introduced the boy to soap, water, and shampoo.

He's rather pie faced, no?

[quote]He’s blowing up at he moment with his hit single “Someone You Loved”.

No, no you are not, OP/Lewis Capaldi.

Nice try though, Lewis Capaldi.

I think he might be a high functioning mongoloid.

Omg op! He is foul!

Pumpkin Head LIVES!

Cis? I can't figure it out

He has a huge cock.

Is OP the Transman Postimg troll?

He could be, but he needs to lose weight.

He looks like the girl who was murdered by the Virginia Tech students.

Perhaps he’d be considered hot in Blacksburg.

There’s only one important Scottish singer bitches!

His father played one of the greatest characters in a British comedy ever.

Peter Capaldi is Lewis's second cousin once removed. Peter appeared in Lewis's music video for "Someone You Loved".

I do think he’s gonna be huge. Ed Sheeran has shown that you can be totally unattractive and still have teenage fan girls and make women in their 50s wet.

He's ugly, but I do like his music.

That's some thick brogue he's got.

Wow, he really is unfortunate looking. I think it will affect his career. To be hot always helps.

[quote]Ed Sheeran has shown that you can be totally unattractive and still have teenage fan girls and make women in their 50s wet.

I've never been happier NOT to be a 50 year old dry woman.

[quote]Reminds me of the fug McCartney son.

I thought the same thing, R8

Lewis when he was still “Luanne.”

IF he has one of those legendary scottish cocks he needs to release some shots STAT. Otherwise hes dead in the water.

He better be hung

He's no Ernest Borgnine!

[quote]He has a huge cock.

Well, perhaps I was a little hasty on my opinion, perhaps we can get verificatia on the most very Scottish part of him.

Lumpy is the first word that comes to mind. He might be one of the most unattractive people that I’ve ever seen. Looking at some full length photos on Google, yikes. He makes Ed Sheeran look like a sex God. The child bearing hips and thunder thighs are a huge turn off.

Ewww. Gross. I expected him to be hot based on his voice.

He looks like most millennials. Fat and ugly and poorly hygiened.

One of the Islanders on their current season of “Love Island” used to date him

I find his music pretty bland, but I like how down-to-earth he seems.

OP Please make him blow up to 10,000 pieces! He is fucking repulsive

he could transition to bull dyke rather effortlessly if he wanted to

Looks nothing like his cousin Peter

Not blowing up!

He’s no Charles Laughton, either!

R47

That piece of garbage song of his is a real frau-fest. No wonder it's been on the charts for 30+ weeks with no signs of leaving any time soon.

I hate that song - overwrought and annoying

He has a face for the radio.

He’s extremely ugly

I’d like to see big assed Lizzo beat down on Ariana Grande

He makes me believe there definitely is a God, because when I look at how offensively ugly this shapeless slug is, and hear his atrocious music, I know for sure that we’re all being punished.

What a homely young woman. What's her music like?

Looks like a younger version of Angela Merkel.

Or any uglier version of Adele.

Ed Sheeran is a “10” compared to this guy.

[quote]There’s only one important Scottish singer bitches!—Sheena

Wrong.

whoever that is, it looks like an unwashed hobbit.

[quote]There’s only one important Scottish singer bitches!—Sheena Wrong. —Annie Lennox

Both of you bitches need to step to the back of the line. I was belting out the tunes while both of you were still sucking on your mother's teet.

He has birthing hips.

He's a cheeky bloke.

Is this the male version of the whisper-coo singing voice that is currently en vouge?

Why does he always look like he was just caught off guard?

TEAT, R60.

He took a bottle of Buckfast on stage to accept his second Brit award of the night last month. Legend.

His fifteen minutes are almost up, so good for him to enjoy it.

Ugly. And I hate the expression, "he's blowing up."

So do I.

I’m Scottish, but even national pride couldn’t make me say he’s attractive. He looks unwashed. And he sings as though he has had an anal prolapse.

I want him to be Richard Madden's next walking partner.

Ewww looks like an extra ugly trans. This is what abortion is for.

R72 this is what songwriters look like though. male Diane Warren?. i heard Camila Cabello wanted his song badly but he refused to sell it to her label and released it on his own smart but it might have made him more money with Cabello but not the fame.

is he related to Dreamy Capaldi?

he looks like a nightmare.

That's his cousin R74

He looks like a young Sarah Ferguson .

Uh, not hot. If he lost a heap of weight might be attractive, right now he's "lumpy" like R38 says

He does look like a big lumpy dyke that plays softball and is power slugger but runs like molasses.