Happy Birthday to Studmuffin, Justin Theroux
48 years young today, and aging nicely.
With his looks, charisma, and all that innate sex appeal... why isn't Theroux a bigger star? He's done okay, but he doesn't currently have a series or a major movie.
He probably doesn't need to work, but still... I can't help wondering what might have been.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | December 18, 2019 9:36 PM
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Because he's a boring, balding tool.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 10, 2019 7:04 AM
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I noticed him first in "Romy & Michele."
He's absolutely gorgeous, and he even had a huge leg up over that because he's from a famous family that has money and cachet. Since he still couldn't be a star with that and his genetic gifts, we must ultimately chalk it up to his failures as a performer. He is just not compelling--he's a beautiful sexy vacuum on screen
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 10, 2019 7:39 AM
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I used to think he was hot as fuck, but he hasn't aged well. It looks like he's had plastic surgery to me which is a turn-off. He also kind of seems like a snobby douche. That being said, I wanted to fuck him SO bad back in his Mulholland Drive/Six Feet Under days.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 10, 2019 8:19 AM
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Where’s his career? He should marry Kathy Griffin for the free publicity, maybe it’ll land him another Showtime series that no one watches.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 10, 2019 10:45 AM
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he looks ragged and unclean most of the time, and someone needs to tell him a man his age dressing like that is not attractive. That sill belt buckle to the side is embarrassing. I know he wants to look edgy, but instead he looks trashy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 10, 2019 11:10 AM
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A friend has seen him in NYC (does JT live in/around Tribeca?) numerous times: he's really very short and slim. Nicely proportioned, but a wee little thing.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 10, 2019 4:43 PM
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He does dress like a douchebag poseur.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 10, 2019 5:31 PM
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If it weren't for his teeny size and age, Justin would probably like to be a fashion model. He loves hipster fashion and wears it well.
But I think they're only looking for men over 6 feet and in their teens/twenties.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 10, 2019 5:31 PM
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He's probably doing roids or HGH
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 10, 2019 5:32 PM
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He tries way too hard to look 'with it', and ends up just looking silly.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 11, 2019 3:08 PM
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An adult man should not call himself "Justin." It is a child's name.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 11, 2019 3:16 PM
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Tom and Lorenzo hilariously bash his style on their website.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 11, 2019 3:20 PM
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He would look good for a 60 year old man on growth hormone--like Bezos.
For a 48 year old man, (apparently on roids all the same), he doesn't look good.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 11, 2019 3:29 PM
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Justin makes an appealing bottom. He seems like one for some reason. Born to be sexy and dominated.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 18, 2019 10:04 AM
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I've never thought about him, and while I won't be as mean as you bitches, I never will. He does looks great though. Just boring to me. But I wish I looked as good as him in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 18, 2019 10:33 AM
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He looks like a drug dealer to the very rich, over 50 set. Imagine him in a club filled with 20 somethings and you see how ridiculous he looks.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 18, 2019 1:03 PM
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The other Justin is the same age and looks way better.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 18, 2019 1:17 PM
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[quote] I've never thought about him
I have, mainly his tasty looking cock.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | December 18, 2019 1:25 PM
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I remember seeing him in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and finding him sexy as fuck, and then seeing it again recently I didn't even realise it was him. He has a terrible Irish accent in it, but he's topless and smouldering,.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 18, 2019 2:42 PM
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Is this person still a celebrity?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 18, 2019 2:43 PM
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He looks good and dirty and I like that.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 18, 2019 9:36 PM
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