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Happy Birthday to Studmuffin, Justin Theroux

48 years young today, and aging nicely.

With his looks, charisma, and all that innate sex appeal... why isn't Theroux a bigger star? He's done okay, but he doesn't currently have a series or a major movie.

He probably doesn't need to work, but still... I can't help wondering what might have been.

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by Anonymousreply 25December 18, 2019 9:36 PM

Because he's a boring, balding tool.

by Anonymousreply 1August 10, 2019 7:04 AM

I noticed him first in "Romy & Michele."

He's absolutely gorgeous, and he even had a huge leg up over that because he's from a famous family that has money and cachet. Since he still couldn't be a star with that and his genetic gifts, we must ultimately chalk it up to his failures as a performer. He is just not compelling--he's a beautiful sexy vacuum on screen

by Anonymousreply 2August 10, 2019 7:39 AM

I used to think he was hot as fuck, but he hasn't aged well. It looks like he's had plastic surgery to me which is a turn-off. He also kind of seems like a snobby douche. That being said, I wanted to fuck him SO bad back in his Mulholland Drive/Six Feet Under days.

by Anonymousreply 3August 10, 2019 8:19 AM

Where’s his career? He should marry Kathy Griffin for the free publicity, maybe it’ll land him another Showtime series that no one watches.

by Anonymousreply 4August 10, 2019 10:45 AM

He needs to grow up.

by Anonymousreply 5August 10, 2019 10:49 AM

he looks ragged and unclean most of the time, and someone needs to tell him a man his age dressing like that is not attractive. That sill belt buckle to the side is embarrassing. I know he wants to look edgy, but instead he looks trashy.

by Anonymousreply 6August 10, 2019 11:10 AM

A friend has seen him in NYC (does JT live in/around Tribeca?) numerous times: he's really very short and slim. Nicely proportioned, but a wee little thing.

by Anonymousreply 7August 10, 2019 4:43 PM

Sex on a stick, imo.

by Anonymousreply 8August 10, 2019 5:04 PM

Open for business

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by Anonymousreply 9August 10, 2019 5:28 PM

He does dress like a douchebag poseur.

by Anonymousreply 10August 10, 2019 5:31 PM

If it weren't for his teeny size and age, Justin would probably like to be a fashion model. He loves hipster fashion and wears it well.

But I think they're only looking for men over 6 feet and in their teens/twenties.

by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2019 5:31 PM

He's probably doing roids or HGH

by Anonymousreply 12August 10, 2019 5:32 PM

He tries way too hard to look 'with it', and ends up just looking silly.

by Anonymousreply 13August 11, 2019 3:08 PM

R12, very very likely

his dad made him crazy

by Anonymousreply 14August 11, 2019 3:13 PM

An adult man should not call himself "Justin." It is a child's name.

by Anonymousreply 15August 11, 2019 3:16 PM

Tom and Lorenzo hilariously bash his style on their website.

by Anonymousreply 16August 11, 2019 3:20 PM

He would look good for a 60 year old man on growth hormone--like Bezos.

For a 48 year old man, (apparently on roids all the same), he doesn't look good.

by Anonymousreply 17August 11, 2019 3:29 PM

Justin makes an appealing bottom. He seems like one for some reason. Born to be sexy and dominated.

by Anonymousreply 18December 18, 2019 10:04 AM

I've never thought about him, and while I won't be as mean as you bitches, I never will. He does looks great though. Just boring to me. But I wish I looked as good as him in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 19December 18, 2019 10:33 AM

He looks like a drug dealer to the very rich, over 50 set. Imagine him in a club filled with 20 somethings and you see how ridiculous he looks.

by Anonymousreply 20December 18, 2019 1:03 PM

The other Justin is the same age and looks way better.

by Anonymousreply 21December 18, 2019 1:17 PM

[quote] I've never thought about him

I have, mainly his tasty looking cock.

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by Anonymousreply 22December 18, 2019 1:25 PM

I remember seeing him in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and finding him sexy as fuck, and then seeing it again recently I didn't even realise it was him. He has a terrible Irish accent in it, but he's topless and smouldering,.

by Anonymousreply 23December 18, 2019 2:42 PM

Is this person still a celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 24December 18, 2019 2:43 PM

He looks good and dirty and I like that.

by Anonymousreply 25December 18, 2019 9:36 PM
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