Jeff Bezos is Jacked AF

His features are actually quite acceptable, except for the extremely wonky eye.

The big problem is his total baldness, which combined with his hot tight body makes him look like a supervillain. He looks like the 1970s version of Lex Luthor.

Looks like a small creature.

He’s pure evil. His company pays no tax.

He's had a nice body for a while now

Elmer Fudd

Betcha the dick is big and thick

This Sanchez bitch has him whipped good. She literally gave away his nudes which led to someone trying to BLACKMAIL him and he's still with her

I don't find him attractive in the least, but with all the money he has I'd be willing to do something with him anyway.

If he was poor you wouldn’t

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Lol some of the twitter gays are thirsting over this Bezos pic

Keep him.

Cool. His tax rate should be 90% but if he wants to get jacked, good on him.

If you had that kind of money you'd have a trainer on call and a personal chef too lol

Still, gaining muscle at that age is tough, ditto losing fat.

[quote]His features are actually quite acceptable, except for the extremely wonky eye.

So that's a dealbreaker for you? Good to know.

They look like two muscular pint-sized trolls. The female troll is muscular yet stout and the strange, inflated chest adds to the unaesthetic appeal.

The male troll is pumped full of human growth hormone and testosterone replacement, leading to the strange, old man-on-anti-aging hormones look.

R16 again. These two trolls worship at the altar of "anti aging medicine" which is responsible for their strange body habitus.

What kind of drink are they drinking? Looks interesting.

Ewww.

I think Amazon will collapse within 20 years.

Earlier this week, FedEx pulled out of delivering packages for Amazon. There simply wasn't enough money in it for them.

UPS, USPS and Amazon's own delivery services simply won't be able to handle the crush of packages. Delivery to private residences is a no-win proposition and Amazon simply doesn't understand that yet.

Amazon is pushing its Prime service *hard* lately. It's getting annoying.

He looks very gay in that photo at R10. Like he just came out of a levi/leather bar.

No man worth a trillion dollars is ugly

R23 gets it

I'd give him a blowjob even if he were without the billions.

I'd do that ugly little troll for his money!

Wish I could look that good at his age.

AWG

R28 = racist.

LIke Peter Thiel, he drinks the fresh blood of twunks

Honey, with his money he could look like Brian Peppers and I'd still fuck him.

Bet this real man doesn't drink human blood.

When he started hanging around Hollywood parties looking all jacked, I knew it was only a matter of time before he left his wife for some other woman. He's such a cliche.

Put a gold earring in his left ear and Bezos would look just like this guy.

[quote] I knew it was only a matter of time before he left his wife for some other woman.

I would be jumping for joy if I were his ex-wife. She got a $38 BILLION divorce settlement and doesn't have to sleep with him anymore.

Now she can live a life of unfathomable luxury and fuck as many gorgeous studs as she wants. I would lay 20 gorgeous, hung men in a row and lower myself onto their cocks with a custom-built hydraulic system installed in my $10 million dollar fuck chamber.

R35 sounds like you got it all planned out, you go gurl

He's been to see Lisle!

That little punta will soon be the richest woman in the world. She must have a trick pelvis, take anal and no gag reflex.

He does steroid cycles, I believe. He got big, then small, now he's big again.

Matt Zeitlin is gay, R11?

I can't imagine him as a sexual being.

Fuck!! Some sluts have all the luck. What I would give to be dating Jeffy and his fat thick wallet.

She went right to the top of the Gold Digger Hall of Fame.

R38 How dare you mention my trick pelvis on an Internet forum!

That little punta

Little point? Tip? End?

[quote]Who cares what his face looks like when he's that ripped?

I do (as I do with everyone).

I'll cop to being wrong about my prediction that, post dick-pix/Enquirer scandal, and after the lust, er, I mean dust, settled, they'd break-up.

What r43 said and write this with awed respect to Ms. Sanchez. Seriously.

OT, but, if Meghan Markle thinks she's going to divorce Prince Harry and trade-up, she better think again. She isn't in the same league as Sanchez.

Hell, Wendi Deng-bow down to Sanchez.

He has the face of a turtle.

Why is he evil for Amazon not paying taxes when he pays whatever the law says he has to pay?

Take it up with the GOP Tax law, not Amazon

Amazon will come up with a way to deliver packages to each house even if all the delivery services stop working with it (but most depend on amazon service to survive—USPS certainly does).

Drones, local pick up places, an amazon delivery service

Amazon's only real threat is that Congress or the courts will break them up.

Unlike Google and Facebook, elderly Senators can actually (sort of) understand what Amazon does, so that makes them an easier target.

Beard_Club insists that Bezos is gay and bearding... I don't know what to believe.

FWIW I find Beard_Club to be incredible accurate

oh yeah.. LINK

Butter face.

He grosses me out in so many ways.

Billionaire cum tastes like candy!

Amazon's lobbyists get Republicans to write the tax laws they want.

So, yes, we should take it up with Amazon.

That Daily Mail story is a good addendum to the thread on Social Class In America.

Everyone on that boat falls into the odd category of "Rich People Who Don't Know Any Other Rich People And Thus Have To Hang Out With Each Other"

Like I'm looking at Karlie Kloss and Jared's brother Joshua, thinking to myself "why would they want to hang out with a bunch of strangers who are a good 20 years older than them?"

I mean granted there are business reasons to want to spend time with Jeff Bezos and Lloyd Blankfein, but still...

If you were someone who came from a family where you spent summers at your house in Sagaponack/Martha's Vineyard/Maine etc. and all your siblings, cousins, friends from high school and college were nearby, you'd have zero desire to spend a week on Geffen's yacht, other than perhaps as an anthropological expedition.

Though I will hand it to Geffen, this is one instance where the overused word "curated" is useful to describe his guest list.

Lauren Sanchez looks like a cross between a tranny and Rodrigo Alves a.k.a. the human Ken doll. Jeff Bezos can't be straight if he's into that tranny look. She looks so gross even from a distance so you can imagine how monstrous she looks up close.

.....

^^^ She has ripples in her implants that are visible in that photo. Talk about nouveau riche trash taking a liking to even trashier trash.

When I look at Bezos, I feel like I'm looking at JK Simmons.