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I Want a Muscle Slave

How does one acquire a muscle slave? Is there an interview process? I'd be nice to him and not make him do heavy physical labor or carry me around like I've seen on some videos.

by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2019 12:50 AM

You've got to be hot and muscular yourself. If not, you're delusional in thinking ANY hot muscle guy would even want to be with you, much less be your slave. Keep it real.

by Anonymousreply 1August 9, 2019 8:27 PM

Why is everyone looking at me?

by Anonymousreply 2August 9, 2019 8:28 PM

Are you rich, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3August 9, 2019 8:29 PM

I'm buff, but on a small pension. Perhaps I should lower my sights?

by Anonymousreply 4August 9, 2019 8:33 PM

r4 you need money or some sort of black magic. Have you looked into the Necronomicon?

by Anonymousreply 5August 9, 2019 8:37 PM

Muscle guys who are looking for a dominant partner don't usually look for caftan/earring wearing old men. Just go to the manicurist and be bitchy and bossy while they do your fingers and toes.

by Anonymousreply 6August 9, 2019 8:38 PM

OP here. I could be considered DL hot when I have my teeth in and they are not slipping.

by Anonymousreply 7August 9, 2019 8:38 PM

R2 Don't worry, Terry, you're safe.

A real Master would need a slave who's actually useful and would finish tasks.

"Instagram famewhoring" is not a task. Neither is "taking a fencepost the entire way up my ass!"

by Anonymousreply 8August 9, 2019 8:44 PM

Perhaps a I-could-stand-to-lose-45-pounds slave.

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by Anonymousreply 9August 9, 2019 8:50 PM

I want TWO muscle slaves, not one!

You need two for a proper sedan chair.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 10, 2019 12:43 AM

Isn't that called a palanquin in France?

by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2019 12:50 AM
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