Lisa Marie Presley Looks Homeless!

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Wow, she's gotten really fat. She must off the dope and on the food.

Big as a house!

Is she a mongoloid?

She looks like Wynonna. Too bad she wasted her money on loser husbands, Scientology, and drugs. Now she’s just a fat frau, she could have lived a millionaires life in obscurity.

Fat Elvis genes.

MESS

She's depressed, for sure.

That's usually what happens to people who suffer from depression.

Is she auditioning for a Kirstie Alley biopic? She's a shoe-in!

She has a container of mace on her keyring? Interesting.

Wow, it's all come full circle: the Presley's are back in Tennessee living in poverty.

Well, she's outside (not hiding out in a room), it's day time, she's with her children on an outing. She's publicly trying to address her addiction problem, hence, the weight gain. Elvis, her dad, was known to enjoy down-home food.

I don't think she ever learned how to manage money. She probably wishes she had all that Scientology money back.

Lisa Marie's life went down hill after MJ's death. Sad, that she wasted her life over Scientology cult, pedophile Michael Jackson and drug addiction.

Do anti depressants make some people gain weight?

Will Pricilla give money to those girls so they get to good schools? All the millions she raised for LM are gone. There is no point to give more. Pricilla knows how to manage and keep money.

R16 The rumor is Priscilla disowned Lisa last year.

oh booze...

Priscilla was a shitty mom, or Lisa lost the genetic jackpot? Why so fucked up for decades?

Priscilla’s boyfriend was in love with Lisa and she kept him around.

The kid on the right looks like a Vicodin addict.

She doesn’t look homeless to me. She just looks fat and Frau-ey.

I didn’t know she had young kids. Huh.

And she was fetishized by Nic Cage, Poor cow.

She could still group her shit together and do country music. Country audience loves scandal.

It must be hard for her to find a normal guy that can stand up to her.

"Lisa Marie's life went down hill after MJ's death."

Um, she did have a little music career. Were you born in the aughts?

R25 Music career?!! also the above video was made in 2005, way before MJ's death.

Somebody make a new life plan for Lisa . She needs one.

She doesn't look homeless, OP. She just looks like a typical suburban stay-at-home mom you'd see at Target.

As for her music career, it probably would have been more successful if she'd been like every other pop tart and stripped off and basically humped the stage in between moaning and cooing like a bitch in heat. She isn't without talent and she did have a distinctive look.

She's never been right in the head.

Who in the entertainment business is, R29?

Is she still In Scientology? She’s a tiny woman. If she were thin she could eat about a 1000 calories per day. That isn’t very much food. Elvis loved mashed potatoes and fried chicken. She inherited his personality.

Michael Jackson will never love her now that she’s gained all this weight. He’ll probably never want to have marathon sex sessions with her ever again!

She always had that sour, puss face @ R28--- even as a child. She's damaged, strange, temperamental, lazy, aimless and anti-social. Not a great combination of traits for long term success in any career, let alone entertainment.

She waited too long to start the singing career. She started that in the 00’s. She was already in her 40’s. I didn’t think the singing was good. The songs were boring. She married Jackson because it fucked with her mother and shocked everyone. She married the most famous, pervert pedo drug addict in the world.

She was skinny then. She’s in menopause now. Hopefully, maybe she got off the pills and out of Scientology.

The woman is trying to live her life. I give her credit for trying to have a family. She was born into insanity narcissism, and then stuck in the scary greedy cult of Scientology. I hope she makes it.

R19 She's as big as her dad was when he died.

She could now work as an Elvis impersonator.

Daddy’s ‘little’ girl.

I feel sad for her. Idon't "follow" her much and keep up with that kind of news, but I Remember not too long ago when she was very attractive. WTF happened.

[quote]The woman is trying to live her life. I give her credit for trying to have a family. She was born into insanity narcissism, and then stuck in the scary greedy cult of Scientology. I hope she makes it.

I don't think having a family when you are a depressed, drug addicted mess is some kind of great accomplishment. It usually just leads to more dysfunctional people in the world. Lisa Marie herself being one such example.

You sound like a creepy Scientologist asshole, r39

Everyone deserves to have a fucking family.

Everyone gets SO nervous when she's in the bathroom too long.

No, R40, everyone does NOT deserve to have children.

Does she look homeless or is she just dickless which can render the same shoddy appearance.

I would certainly hope she's dickless.

On the bright side, she could do the Designing Women reboot.