Mark Wahlberg’s Wife is a Beast!

She's a beard. Her looks aren't supposed to matter!

Haha.

She's the kind of wife that you would see walking with her HOT husband in the mall, and say, "How do these frumpy fraus end up with such hot guys???"

To be fair, he's an actor, so he has to keep up his looks. Otherwise, he'd have a total Boston dad-bod.

She's obviously pregnant. She normally has a great figure but she looks pregnant in that picture.

R1 Marky Marky is gay? Care to elaborate please?

R4, I was just joking. Sorry, I have no dish. But c'mon -- getting his start in tighty whity ads, all of a sudden getting cast a leading man. You just know Marky Mark has sucked some cocks to get where he's at.

R4 I believed you hence the reason why I asked you to elaborate. He always struck me as a closet set, his friendship with Clooney was super sketchy (to say the least).

going back on topic, I don't think his wife is pregnant. She is old and clearly out of shape. Marky Mark is obviously on steroids.

He slept with a pre-op trans I know in NY many times. This is a few years ago . He has a lot of anger issues .

BS, R7.

I'm gonna SUE YOUR ASS!

He's a gnome.

She looks fine to me, just knocked up.

Her ass is totally unfortunate.

You’re wrong for that Op. you are the type of person parents teach their kids not to be: superficial, mean, and nasty. Watch yourself

It must be tough getting older but being married to someone like Mark, who looks better than ever

Physically he is perfection

How is it that Mark still has all of his hair, but his brothers don't?

R14

That's easy. Baldness is a recessive gene.

R14 Propecia

I love Mark and Danny Wahlberg. Grew up working class and they remind me of the hot men I lusted after back then.

Almost 50 years old and still a sex symbol

He's been one continuously for 30 years

I thought you guys said that he hated Leo DiCaprio?

They seem to love each other here...

I can't remember now but doesn't he gets up at the crack of dawn to work out? Insane hour like 4 or 5 am.

Oh, he's a Trump supporter. He stays in Trump properties when in NYC. so fuck him! But I've seen him being very nice to fans, even those who are non-white.

I don't think he is a Trumper. Though like most straight white men, even if he doesn't support Trump he will never be as turned off by him as we are. But here is one quote from an interview I found

[quote] I have a lot of Muslim friends who are really amazing people … So anything like [a proposed entry ban] is just completely absurd and unacceptable to me. I’m a devout Catholic. I have a lot of Jewish friends. I’ve got a lot of friends from all over the world. And I think a lot of good people have been mistreated for a long time and we need to fix that.

I just don't think a Trumper would say that unprompted

She’s HUGE

I can't find any political action he took more recently than 2012 but at least in that year he endorsed Obama and donated to him

I can just imagine how you bitchy queens would look in a bathing suit after four pregnancies. Or 10 years after you quit starving yourself into swimsuit model thinness. Go back to savaging Chris Pratt, okay?

His PR agent wrote that for him R21.

Yeah, he is SO cheating on her. I’m sure he’s like, “I make my babies with her and have sex with everybody else.”

Hideous taste in swimsuits.

He's a typical "straight guy" who is happy to fuck "femme bottoms" and "pre-op trans" and "traps." I know the type. Ben Affleck is exactly the same. They're not gay but they love to fuck guys.

I'm not judging. He got to procreate with a taller women, so at least his kids won't be midgets like him.

Rhea isn't pregnant, just way out of shape. She's been this way for a while, a couple of years. Living with Marky Mark ain't easy for sure.

Mark didn't even marry until after several of their kids were born. Devout Catholic my ass. He's a dick.

You can be a devout Catholic and fool around as long as you go to confession.

yeah right, if not a Trump supporter, then why the fuck does he stays in Trump hotels?

He loves Trump.

Oh r29 — do enlighten us with your vast knowledge of theology and history and sociology and more, please? 🙄

R30 Many celebrities have lived in Trump hotels. They're in every city. And Trump doesn't even own or manage them, he basically just gives them a licensing deal.

And endorsements, political donations, interviews and other things tell you WAY more about someone's political views than what building they live in

What does one need to "deserve" a racist abusive douche like Marky Mark?

Mahky knocked out an Asian mans eye.

Ok, I hate to break it to everyone, but the bunkins in the oven cometh.

Well she is named after a South American ostrich.

[quote] —She’s pregnant folks.

Maybe she's pregnant from too much beer and soda bread.

He's a homophobe and a piece of shit.

True r38. But he does seem to know how to make baby batter. I’m disgusted that I just said that.

R38, the FF/WW buttons are hazy on your post!! Are you my dearest Muriel? If yes, I adore you.

For the geniuses who said that she’s pregnant, here’s Rhea 18 months ago. Does that mean there are two babies and it takes twice as long to bake? I think they’re done.

Rheas lay eggs

If you're a dem, you're not staying in Trump hotels as all the NBA teams have stopped staying in Trump hotels. They go elsewhere now...unless you're a repug.

Her swim suit is too small. She's probably put on weight due to menopause or whatever the fuck women go through in their 40s and 50s.

Anti gay religious fucktard. And I'd bet my last doughnut that he's a Trumper.

MomBod

She has a weird body. No boobs, fat stomach, lumpy ass.

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What the fuck was thinking with that day-glo, art project swimsuit?

Is that the worst costume to ever cover a cooch? Agree with posters who refer to mom bod menopausal out of shapeness - it happens. That butter bean form is sadly readily identifiable. We all have our issues. We're just living too damn long as a species.

She would look better in a suit better fitted. They are all too small and sometimes it can make you look fatter than you really are.

This whole thread is catty as fuck. Some of you need to get a life. She isn’t fat and he isn’t anything to write home about. Roid rage, homophobic midget.

R37, I'm going to start calling that a "Southie Pregnancy".

He’s a racist homophobic trump lover. He deserves the ducking wicked witch of the east. And he can’t act.

[quote]I just don't think a Trumper would say that unprompted

A man who has committed hate crimes and needs to have positive PR for his career absolutely WOULD say something like that, regardless of who he voted for.

That is the fugliest swimsuit I ever done seen.

No, she doesn't deserve him. Neither did the elderley Asian guy whose eye he fucked up and blinded when beating him up in a typically dumfuck racist attack. An attack for which Marky never paid compensation, and still hasn't managed to apologise to the man in person. Gutless prick. I'd say Trump probably deserves him. And he deserves Trump.

r58

How do you know he never apologized? You weren't there so you don't know.

How do you know I wasn't there, r59 ? No, I wasn't but he's admitted to not apologising or paying compo, and to having not seen the man since then.

She needs to get a bigger swimsuit now and lay off the carbs. Her body is salvageable, she just needs to rein it in.

Didn't she have at least 4 kids - so yea the avg non gym rat would look like this. It's obvs an arrangement she stays and they have the appearance of a normal family but he has his own stuff going on on the side.

She needs to disappear until she can be seen in swimwear in public. Fat sow!

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Where are her tits exactly?

Resting atop the gunt, flattened by the ill fitting bathing suit.

I like her big juicy ass, and I see no cellulite. Her body really isn’t that bad for 40’s and 4 kids. I’m thinner and older, but I have much more cellulite. Aging sucks, people.

[quote] but he has his own stuff going on on the side.

And she has own her stuff going in on the inside.

I agree with all the posters who said that hideous, unflattering swimsuit is making her body look a million times worse. It is surprising that a former model would be so clueless when it comes to choosing flattering clothing. R66 is correct, the suit completely flattens and elongate her saggy boobs. She needs something like this one.

Unless she's actually blinded somebody by viciously attacking them, I'd say he doesn't deserve her.

She doesn't care. She has millions.

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R72, that doesn't make his assault any better.

R72, that doesn't make his assault any better.

R74 i agree, he still clearly committed a hate crime in the past. But saying he permanently blinded someone was a pretty graphic accusation and that at least did not happen.

A lot of false information is flying around here. For example he also doesn't live in Trump tower. Some poster here is just making wild things and running with it.