Steve Burton Loves Helicopter Cock

Love to do this when I edge. The precum goes flying and I always level up in hardness.

A Curtis Ashford helicopter would be a thing of beauty.

In no time flat Steve will have the testy Turkish twink turned into his own personal whirling dervish.

Have Steve and Billy Miller finished building that treehouse yet?

Who's Steve Burton?

It's a damn shame we aren't talking about this Steve Burton.

We are, R6, we are!

Someone from the other thread suggested this as a thread title, so CARRY ON!

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R6 Ha, just watched 'Taken', he was so fucking hot

Let me be his dick's helicopter parent.

So is the mystery guy who helped Helena kidnap OriginalDrewWithJasonsFace in today's flashback Nik? The legs looked too young and I don't know substantial to be skinny scrawny Faison. Have TPTB gifted Tyler a limited, probationary run?

Who is Quinton James?

R6 I thought this thread was about him :(

[quote]Who is Quinton James?

He's the owner of the helicopter cock that Steve Burton is so fond of. It's Steve's twitter feed that it was posted on, duh.

Now, for the last fucking time: The person in the picture at R6 IS EXACTLY WHO WE TALKING ABOUT. Stone Cold, the Borg, Anger Boy, Mr. Blink & Stare, Sonny's Lap Dog, Slutty Sam's Sociopath Savior....

The old thread got locked up, so this is what we are using now. Thank you, R11 for resurrecting it.

Thanks R14 now try not being a douche if that's even possible for you.

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You're welcome Marcus Taggert @ r14. I made note of the alternate plan when it was discussed.

[quote]So is the mystery guy who helped Helena kidnap OriginalDrewWithJasonsFace in today's flashback Nik? The legs looked too young and I don't know substantial to be skinny scrawny Faison. Have TPTB gifted Tyler a limited, probationary run?

I didn't notice anyone besides the two burly henchman. If the legs were "young" as you say, how about Peter August/Heinrik? He was involved with that mess when they were holding Jason in Russia.

I'm not a SB fan, never have been. That being said...

So now Michael E. Knight is rumored to be joining GH in addition to Walt Willy? Wonder if any of this is true or just fanfic. I'd like to see both of them actually, in new roles not their AMC roles. Both are good friends with JPS, wonder if he has any pull with Mr. V. MEK is godfather to JPS's son.

Would love to see this made into a movie. "Black Cock Down".

SB is my 2nd least favorite actor on the show with MB in the top spot. In other news...

RoHo's comments about BM in his interview with Michael Fairman really make me believe BM was fired:

ROGER: Yes, I worked with Billy not on his last day, but on his last show. He was remarkable with dignity and with class, and I wish him all the best. He did a great job. He is a good actor. I’m sure he will find somewhere to go be an actor.

It's the "dignity and class" that stands out to me, would those words have been needed if BM left on his own or for bigger and better things...

sadly both SB and MB CAN be good but they have been allowed to take the easy way out

So was that BM's final scene today in the elevator? The camera did seem to dwell on him a little longer than norm....he looked good.

I thought his last air date was supposed to be 8/23.

Franco/Drew seems to be affecting a slight Southern drawl at times, but isn't Drew Cain supposed to have grown up in Ohio?

I noticed the Southern drawl too, lol.

Should I know who any of these people are?

A Burton-free episode today, my kind of show.

So is Drew's plane going to meet with an unfortunate end or what....

I thought the way they wrote Dante out was ridiculous but this returning money found in Subaru Outback crap takes the cake.

They could have more easily explained the car situation if they had said that was the car that he first rolled into town with when he had the accident that left him "Jake Doe." It was damaged, but he didn't have the money to fix it right away, so it sat in storage...yada-yada. That could have been plausible.

Where has Dr. Neil been? I like him and his Dennis The Menace cowlick.

I read the actress who plays NuValerie got a primetime gig (NCIS), so they might have to recast again if they ever want the PCPD to consist of more than just Superman/SuperCop/SuperBoyfriend/All Around Good guy Chase.

NuValerie was sort of a dud, anyway. I always hoped they would explore the Valerie/Kristina attraction, but there was no chem whatsoever with #2. They didn't even seem age-matched as friends, either.

Exactly who in the Wardrobe Dept did CW piss off?

WTF! The Roxy thread is locked again? I notice none of the other multi-part threads have been relocked since yesterday. Goddamned fuckers.

I wish the omnipotent Sonny Corinthos would call Brick and have him void the paperwork that made this Dev kid related to him. I really don't like him and he reminds me too much of that little asshole from Covington, KY who was in the news awhile back.

Someone at GH or ABC needs to realize this was a mistake and reverse course pronto. Send Dev to that boarding school in France Laura sent Spencer to "for his protection". He can escape every once in awhile like Spencer does if they need to appease Eden since the "actor" is her bestie irl.

Agreed!

r26: No.

Drewco is back to sounding Southern today.

He calls one butt cheek whirly—the other, twirly.

This whole "Jordan needs money for medical bills" story is beyond ridiculous. First of all, Drew's car insurance would have paid her medical bills. Second, Curtis turning down Drew's offer to pay out of his pocket for accident he caused is beyond stupid also. Who on the planet earth would turn down payment of their medical bills by the person who caused them especially if that person was rich? Who?

In the midst of all the sci-fi craziness, they probably thought viewers might appreciate a relatable, real world problem. This is why the Alzheimer's s/l was such a fan favorite, it's something most people have been touched by in their own lives. Plus Max Gail's stellar performance, of course.

You are correct, though, that there are huge holes in the logic of that story. But, you know, GH.

Okay, but why is this guy doing a helicopter on Twitter if he's a professional actor?

Gotta love NLG, she's on twitter dragging Rump daily like it's her full time job.

I thought that awful dress NuDullNina has been wearing for days must be from Kohl's but turns out it's actually a $398 dress from Bloomingdales (on sale for $238).

I was just noticing what a puffy potato face CW has, so it's only apt that they put her in some unflattering potato sack schmatta. It looks like vintage Cartullo's cleaning lady.

Good news for Mo fans, for a mere $100 MB will make a personalized 1.5 to 2.5 minute video "shout out" on cameo.com for you. I guess he's just not making enough money and perks at GH....

I came across this because Jon Linstrom was tweeting/promoting his wife Cady McClain doing these "shout outs". She only charges $15. Wish she had taken the role of Nina instead.

I browsed the "talent" roster and it is a lot of d-listers but I was also surprised to see many high earners and not dlist at all. Guess some people just never have enough.

We should take up a collection and have him do a "shout out" of some very special suggestions for Frankie V.!

I give Frankie my special suggestions all the time, you don't think he's just a big fan of shoe polish, do ya?

It was a good decision to bring Ingo back, he just has a way about him. It pains me to say this as I've read right here on DL about his politics...

Cousin Gladys actress is playing her character well, nice touch picking her teeth, lol.

Can we just send Dev back to Bridgeport or over a bridge or somewhere else far away.

Someone told RoHo to drop the southern drawl or cowboy persona or whatever that was and rightfully so.

Hopefully there will be a quick on camera Andre death and then we can get lots of scenes of Dr. O working to regain Franco against his will.

So, Peter arranged this "accident," right? The question is, who was he talking to on the phone when he ordered it, who is he in league with. Thoughts?

This does look like a slow build up to Nik's return. Hayen's mission to find the missing will; the Cassadine who is helping Cassandra. Peter could easily be working with Nik.

So they're going the missing plane route with Drew, BM didn't even warrant an actual crash or hijacking just disappeared into the sky like the actor disappeared into the elevator. How fitting to have KeMo deliver the news with her sub par, lackluster acting skills.

When they got around to writing a true exit for Drew, they probably asked Why Bother? when they knew that BM was really not going to put any real effort into anything they tried.

TB is looking better, healthier.

Someone supposedly in the know posted on one of these GH threads that there was going to be another person leaving after BM that would be a "shocker", I'm still wondering who....anyone have any ideas or scoop?

Also, any followup to KeMo's "more to come" tweet about BM's departure? Or did TPTB tell her to put a sock in it?

On the next General Hospital:

Drew Cain becomes the least mentioned Quartermaine since Jimmy Lee Holt

Oscar's Meadow gets moved to the most dilapidated section of the Catacombs

Characters I'd like to see enter the Drew Cain Memorial Sayonara Elevator and never be seen again:

Dev and his smirk

Peter

Brad

Nina

Of course the Loathsome Foursome but that ain't never gonna happen.

I just read a rumor that WR is leaving, anyone else heard this? If it's true, YAY!

I was just thinking that it was looking like they were writing Peter off. They're really putting him in a corner for on-camera ordering the deaths of 2 characters.

Maybe they're moving him into full villain mode, But it's hard to see how he comes back from this, especially paired with Maxie.

[quote] I was just noticing what a puffy potato face CW has

Too much vodka

I don't care how many times I read CW will bring it when the Sasha reveal happens, she is just too boring presently for me to care when it does happen and I doubt she'll even bring it then. The puffy face doesn't help either. How long will FV give this before he recasts with someone with some fire or presence or something, actress doesn't have to be Stafford level looney but a personality of some sort should be a basic requirement.

Also, why is CW's eye makeup wonky more often than not, does she refuse to sit still in the makeup chair or do they have interns doing makeup now.

I truly hope all this is leading up to Peter's death or incarceration. I'm mean it's crazy Jason or Sonny didn't kill him when they learned he was behind Jason being kept in a drugged up state for 4-5 years.

I hope he's gone by years end.

They can also stick a fork in Kim because she is done. She fucks Franco next week. She's a MD and knows that he is incapable of giving consent. Not that that bothered her before. She drugged Drew & was going to fuck him for his sperm.. She know Liz is desperate to get her husband back. You know, the friend who held her as she cried & moaned about her bland as dust Oscar.

Oh, you just know Kim is gonna end up PG from that...will she try to pass it off as Julian's?

Oh, you just know Kim is gonna end up PG from that...will she try to pass it off as Julian's?

How did Snarly break her foot?

^^^

She fell down the stairs.

Thanks r65. I was curious that no one brought up her injury.

Well, you don't actually think they're going to say it's because her sex sling broke, do you...

Hopefully we'll have an not pregnant Kim leave town soon. Then maybe we can get the recently mentioned Britt back in town as the Obgyn.

I caught the Britt mention also would love the actress back full time.

R68

I'm all for Kim leaving but I don'r see how Britt can return as OBGYN. She lost her licence for stealing an embryo & all sorts of illegal shit. I heard some speculation that Sasha might be Britt's fraternal twin. You have Liesel making comments about how much she reminds her of Britt and now Liesel is all up in Sasha's story.

The actress is enjoyable in her scenes with Liesel but horrid with Michael. Not her fault because CD has zero chemistry with a female.

Britt would make mincemeat out of scared bunny rabbit Sasha, and that would be delightful to watch.

RoHo is back to using his cowboy accent again today. Is he trying to sound Texan or Southern or what....

I'd be worried about Dr. O with Julian cutting the brake lines, but Julian can't do anything right, so it's likely not going to work

Shouldn't there be video surveillance cameras with manned monitors for the GH parking garage?

Considering all of the crimes that get committed in that parking garage, there definitely should be, but this is GH, so...

When I saw the liver spots on Cassandra's hands, I thought for sure it must be Helena. Could the makeup dept really be that clever to put them there as a fake out? Jessica Tuck doesn't seem old enough to have them. She did look very gaunt, though.

I'm not sure why Cass would privy to any of this codicil to the will business, unless she's working with Nikolas, or she's really Helena's daughter (the one we saw her shoot many years ago) and/or she's got Helena's memories planted in her noggin. I could totally see Hells doing that to ensure her immortality.

They showed that it was a Cassadine saving Cassandra after Finn brought her out of her coma. We've seen her make a lot of mysterious phone calls, so it's likely the easiest answer, that's she's working with Nik, is the right answer.

Michael E. Knight is supposed to show up in Port Chuck on 9/30 per this article.

MEK's playing a brand new character? Then this is likely another short-term pity role like James DePaiva got where they can just make enough to qualify for union health insurance.

Becky Herbst came to play today. Really good scenes today running an entire range of emotions- pain, gutted, anger, incredulous, determined, then triumphant.

Braun could not keep up. She used to be so good during her first GH run but she is just not on her game anymore.

Whatever it is they can stick a fork in her character. It's obvious they're going full bunny boiler with Kim.

Yeah insipid Kim needs to go. It's too bad the writers have given TB such crap to work with but she hasn't exactly made lemonade out of the lemons either. Finola is a good lemonade maker as is Genie and I hate to say it but The Staff was also a lemonade maker.

Looks like TB has already checked out. Granted, it would take a lot of effort to try to show the redeeming parts of sleeping with someone who can't give their consent (yet again), but it seems like she can't or doesn't want to put in the effort anymore.

[quote]They showed that it was a Cassadine saving Cassandra after Finn brought her out of her coma. We've seen her make a lot of mysterious phone calls, so it's likely the easiest answer, that's she's working with Nik, is the right answer.

If that's the case, then Nik has definitely gone full-tilt evil, since it was whomever she's been calling who provided her with the weaponized flu strain. Also, I seem to recall her "rescue" from the clinic was really more of a kidnapping; when they showed her in the back of the limo, she asked the person with the crest ring "Who are you? What do you want with me?" or words to that effect.

Btw, Dmitri Cassadine is still alive and assumed to be living in Brazil. If coordinating a Nik return proves to be too difficult (which seems to be the case) they could always go that route.

per SOD

The actor playing Shiloh has been cut.

Do you have a link, R84?

I'm liking Kim now more than ever.

Wow. I wonder who gets to do the deed. Maybe Peter will arrange a little mishap en route from prison to his trial.

They've been moving toward a Who Killed Shiloh? story for months now. Most of the town now has motive

If the rumors about Smirking Shiloh and Peter being on their way out are true I'm thrilled.

I'm starting to feel bad about criticizing CW's appearance, she can't be happy with how her fillers look and I get the impression she isn't feeling very confident overall. She really should have gone the face lift route like NLG and Stafford, looks more natural. Also no chemistry with JPS, did TPTB not test these two together before hiring? I guess I don't feel too too bad criticizing since I just did it again...

The Shiloh actor confirmed his exit on IG.

And I doubt they tested CW and JPS. They were actually promoting her debut with IR as if they were going to be a new couple.

I feel bad for TB. She was my favorite Carly and had a great run. I don’t think she knows which beats to play with Kim. Is she psycho or just grief stricken. It also doesn’t help that the dialogue is laughable. Becky killed it during the confrontation scenes but she’s always at her best with Liz gets pissed.

Lastly, I read a rumor that MEK is playing Colonel Sanders.

Ratings

"New low" in ratings....hmmm, how's that memory mapping story workin for ya GH?

Kim McCullough is still making waves backstage. Still riding Frank's dick to hire more people of size and people of color, and at least one trans actor.

KMc does not give a shit about GH. And they have a trans actor who they never write for.

Maxie has gained 50 pounds since her last visit from Colonel Sanders. Another visit is not a very good idea.

KS is looking worse. They don’t even try to hide her weight or pockmarks.

The Shiloh actor was on a podcast. He actually sounds relieved to have been let go from playing such a character and from the pace of everything. He said they shot 130 pages on his last day.

Waiting for the WR announcement.

He played smarmy so effectively he might also be afraid of getting typecast as the villain.

I listened to that podcast Coby Ryan McLaughlin was on, he must be disappointed, had 3 year contract and gets let go in less than a year. He said same thing RoHo has said in the past and that is that he got no direction from the Director. He even said he went to KeMo concerned about how to play a scene, LOL, interesting choice of "actor" to ask advice from when Jon Lindstrom is in the same building. He said SB was "one of the nicest guys" he's ever met, ugh, does he think SB has any power in Hollyweird outside of his and MB's little GH kingdom? I agree with poster above, he sounded relieved.

Well, he also said KM was like “Don’t think about it” which comes as no surprise. She was probably high as a kite.

Anyone planning to read Mo’s future bestseller?

They really should ship Josslyn off to a boarding school only to be heard from after she's over 21.

Coby spent the perfect amount of time on a soap. This will now open some doors for him. He's now got a solid credit without being just known for this one character. He's got in demand looks and plenty of footage showing that he can play both the romantic lead and the villain.

I doubt it r102 but his Shiloh was decent enough exposure I'd say. What's his face who played nuDylan was pretty good but I have idea what he's been up to/on.

^ "no" idea ^

I'd ship off perpetual screw up Kristina . Her character should be 26 but looks & acts like a school chum of Cam & Joss

I'd have Valentin in a struggle with Sasha. She tells him she's on her way to tell Nina the truth. He chases her in his car & she has an accident causing her death. Prior to this she told Michael she was going to tell Nina. After the crash Michael tells Nina the truth. Nina goes starkers & kills Valentin. Nina is sent to a sanitarium out of state.

Michael is so devastated he resigns from ELQ and leaves PC on a trek to find himself & the fact that every woman he's been involved with up & dies. Ned becomes head of ELQ.

Dillon returns home because he hasn't been feeling up to par. Thinking he just needs a vacation from life in the fast lane. His symptoms don't improve so Monica admits him for a battery of tests. While in the hospital he meets a lovely young RN-- a returned home Serena.

Dillon is diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphoma & he grows close the Serena during his hospitalization & treatments . Serena is sharing a Brownstone with Molly, TJ, Chase & Willow.

The ordeal of his illness & falling for Serena causes Dillon to rethink his directing career. He chooses to stay in PC with his family & work as ELQ. A couple years later a recast Michael returns. He's edgier with BDA. & a more cut throat mentality.

Not only does he want to control ELQ but he take one look at Serena & vows to have her despite his cousin being love with him. Michael setting his sights on Serena reignites the fued between enemies Scott & Sonny.

If I can spit ball this in 10 minutes then I don't understand why the show can't? It wraps up shit that's not working ( Nina, Sasha, Valentin, Kristina, milquetoast Michael) while bringing back characters from that same age group (Dillon, Serena, a more dynamic Michael), adds a health crisis to one of the major families, starts a new romance & moves the group of 20 somethings into a brownstone.

IA that it’s time to send Kristina off for good. Lexie Ainsworth looks like a child and the writing has never been there for her. I actually liked the actress they temporarily replaced her with but, again, she had terrible writing. Maxie and Lulu can also pack up and leave. Maybe bring Lulu back only if they decide to recast. Emme has never fit the role.

CRM should have been recast Nik or Dante, wasted opportunity.

WR looks like he lost weight, prepping for his post GH movie career?

Having to push around your overweight girlfriend in a wheelchair is a sure-fire weight loss strategy

WR looks like a rodent

Was there some type of backstage shift that caused a lot of the stories to take a sudden big turn? Shiloh gets a one day trial for crimes against half the town? Peter wakes up one day to become full on Faison? Drew suddenly becomes he who shall not be spoken?

Dr O's been driving around for a week in a car with cut brakes? Hopefully, she noticed when her check engine light came on.

R111

Liesel was shown the next day. Julian didn't cut the brakes. He thought about Kim and how he'd turned his life around so he didn't cut the brakes.

Supposedly the shift is the show rapidly trying to wrap up all of Shelly's stories. The Shiloh actor is out.

Based on the shifts many believe Peter & Kim are also on their way out.

Hopefully that's true.

Looks like they are wrapping up Shelley's story lines quickly, she retired in August so I suppose the time frame fits. I'd like to believe that means a shift in writing direction and quality but I highly doubt it.

I don’t think they expected Billy to quit. I just find it so weird that only KM has mentioned his exit. No exit interviews either. Also seems like they cut the Wes and Coby really quickly without thinking about their ending. Dev should be on the chopping block next.

I don't get the impression BM quit from KeMo's tweets...either way no goodbye cake is wrong..

Dev needs to be put the Farewell Elevator. No need to do the long lingering shot like they did with BM, just shut the doors quickly and be done with it.

To me, it seems like they're setting Dev up to be the new young Sonny; getting into misadventures and playing loose with the law.

MB has now spent too much time on the show and is now too old to want to do more than show up for scenes where he only stares and gives out menacing warnings.

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I get the impression BM was let go & who can blame them? He has been pulling down a good paycheck while sleepwalking on this show. Kelly's going the same thing. Actors need to be told do your job & act whatever the fuck's on the page or get out.

Howarth did mention BM's exit in his Fairman interview. He took him to lunch on his last day. His comments also sounded like BM was let go but Kelly's screamed firing.

Plus, they're having trouble finding things for Jason to do now. He's now hanging around the Police station listening to the DA's plans?

BM was also let go because they really couldn't figure out what to do now with Drew/Jason 2.

BM put in some effort during his first few years on the show, but once it became clear that they were never going to break up Jason and Sam again, he started putting in the bare minimum. I wonder if he really gave TB a chance or was always trying to sabotage the pairing?

I guess they had to scrap Nelle's involvement in the demise of Shiloh in favor of expediency and so that Jason could save the day as per standard operating procedure.

Can we send dumb ass Sam to the farewell elevator? How many times are we supposed to watch Jason rescue her?

You've got to feel a little sorry for KMo. She has to do these damsel in distress scenes every few months and she's now permanently stuck in mostly scenes with SB for as long as she stays on the show. We can at least FF through those scenes.

I don’t feel sorry for her at all. She gets a fat paycheck to sleep through scenes, something she’s done for years. She can always take a hike.

Total rookie move to not make sure Shiloh was really dead or at least tie him up, just in case. Jason's lost his edge. He needs to retire and start a t-shirt concession on the pier.

Any chance Sam jumps on Shiloh's back to save Jason and then both she and Shiloh stumble and fall into the water together and then are both presumed dead. Please, pretty please.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss BM's Drew. I didn't care for him as a romantic lead but I liked his relationship with Franco. I wanted to see more of that, not Franco being Drew. Although I think I will like the Franco/Drew story more if there is more Dr. O in it. I adore her. I also hope they bring Britt back.

I’ll bet anything Sam shoots Shiloh tomorrow. Why she’s still in this story is beyond me. Willow should be the one to take him out.

I realize that they are shooting on a time crunch, but they really couldn't put some fake blood on Shiloh's T-shirt before he fought Jason after getting shot.

New story idea: if they want more scenes with Jason, they can show him at the shooting range. Dude obviously now needs more practice.

Had no idea a random person could identify a dead body at the nurses station!

I thought it would be a Shiloh and Peter double elimination but looks like we're still stuck with Peter. How long before we're rid of him too?

Any chance they'll SORAS Spencer?

Lots of Nik talk, have they even recast yet or has Tyler been granted a Pardon from whoever is the Governor of ABC or GH?

Genie is beautiful but I wish they’d change her wardrobe. Her outfit the last few days has not been flattering. I also want a better mayor story for her. Also, is Jon Lindstrom on vacation or off contract?

Jon has been filming Bosch and a couple movies.

Spoilers have him back next week.

Genie looks so drab. Her hair is a mess. She needs major highlights & a new up to date shorter hairstyle. Nancy needs a new hairstyle as well. Nancy's had the same limp shaggy hairstyle for a couple decades.

Ava and Dr. Byrne seem to have a teensy bit of chemistry going on.

Ava has chemistry with everyone. That's what keeps her around

I don't think we're stuck with Peter, but they're probably holding off his complete melt down until FH returns and they can stuff Maxie into a wedding dress to have her get jilted.

Shame about Shiloh. He was the only reason to watch this mess of a drab show. TPTB were foolish to have let this gem go. Now we're stuck with the same old, same old bores, sleepwalking their way through their scenes.

Coby really brought something different to this show. He should’ve been Nik.

I wish TPTB would reincarnate CRM in a couple of months as someone else, Shiloh's brother/twin also involved in the memory mapping (against his will and a good guy) or a completely different character ala Michael Easton and his nine lives. However, after listening to Coby's podcast I doubt there is some big surprise coming unless Coby is really that good of an actor even in podcasts.

Coby would've made a great Nik but it sounds like Coby is through with daytime.

In the world of out of work daytime actors they should be able to recast a 40ish, dark character with aristocratic tendencies as well as being a fierce take no shit ready to destroy Valentin.

Poor RealDrew, no mourning him, no memorial, no consoling Scout or any of the other kids who knew him, no Olivia making a baked ziti dinner for everyone to gather around to share memories. That's harsh, lol.

No, instead we get Joss mourning Oscar everyday.

I get the feeling they're planting the seeds for some kind of inappropriate teacher-student thing later on down the line. Joss is going to get overly attached because he's the only one who really "gets her," and Dustin McDreamboat will probably be so flattered by the hero worship that he does something stupid. Or some variation on that theme.

Agreed. They’re definitely testing those two. Surprising that GH would go there though. These current teens are so vanilla.

Also, I can’t believe they’re really going through with another baby for CarSon. This is beyond ridiculous.

Once this new spawn of Sonny and Carly is born I'll bet we never hear another word about his kid with Ava.

The prop closet is already stuffed to the gills with all of Sam's cast-off accessory spawn, how ever will they fit poor, dear Avery?

MEK is supposed to show up Monday 9/30.

After learning about the codicil to Mikkos' will, Laura placed a call to Spencer saying "We need to talk." Did they just leave that hanging? I'm expecting her to find out Spencer isn't the driving force behind Hayden's mission and it's someone else entirely.

I thought the child with Ava was actually Morgan's and not Stumpy's and that there was some DNA test switch.

Does Sam have other kids somewhere other than the one who is Jason's and the girl who is Drew's?

r150, Carly was slithering around the hospital the day of the DNA test, and they were sure leaving those breadcrumbs in place to make Avery Morgan's child.

Can someone please like the podcast with Coby Ryan McLaughlin. Thanks,

If show is smart, Coby will be reappearing soon as the previously unmentioned twin brother of David Henry Archer. If that doesn't work, Coby could be cast as either Nikolas or Dante.

As was said above, Easton is now on his 5th GH character. And Howarth is on this 3rd GH character (sort of). So, surely they can bring back Colby.

r153

If you mean "link" CRM podcast, here it is.

R133 Nancy's had the same hairstyle, just with less volume, since she started in 1996. I remember watching her first episode while giving my baby niece a bottle. My niece is a college grad now and Nancy still has the same hairstyle

30+ years ago when NLG' was on Santa Barbara, her hair was very similar to how she wears it today.

I miss “Santa Barbara” ...

I think NLG's "hair" is loaded with extensions, that's why they keep the slightly layered floppy do. It's easier to hide those pieces underneath.

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Her hair is so stringy & thin. I doubt there's any extensions or she'd be bald. She desperately needs an 2019 hairstyle. So does Genie.

Genie is glowing since her return but her hair is killing me. Same with the wardrobe. They could have her in great suits and dresses as mayor but they keep her in those damn cardigans.

People get old. It's a thing.

^^^^

Yes people get older but there are things to do to make yourself look better. Get a hairdo from this century. There are so many stylish cuts. Get your hair properly colored & highlighted. Stay in shape.

MEK is playing a character named Martin Gray. Speculation is that since Gray is Laura's bio dad's name then this guy could be related. I think that's giving the writers too much credit for doing their homework and it's pure coincide with the last name. Martin however is a deliberate wink and a nod to his Tad Martin character.

Ok, found an up to the minute look for Genie.

Found a great new style for NLG too. I think she should also switch to this coffee color.

No way TPTB know anything about Laura’s bio history. MEK did Steve’s podcast and was given a job. He’s probably involved in the Shiloh storyline since that nurse snitched on Whisperin’ McCall.

Since when did MEK do SB's podcast?

According to Linda Hirsh's column he's playing Franco's lawyer. According to the HWs he is going to have other dealings with the folks of PC.

That makes sense since it's supposed to be a short character arc, and also because there are probably no attorneys in town that wouldn't have a bias about the Franco situation.

So I'm guessing Nelle is coming back on some kind of regular basis to drive the big, drawn out too long baby reveal. If Tad Martin can get her out of jail quick enough maybe she can also take care of the Sasha reveal. Wonder if Chloe Lanier decided she misses the regular paycheck...

On what planet would Nelle already be up for parole?

Never cared for MEK and this character already seems annoying. I think he's going to be a smarmy Dershowitz-type who would gladly get pond scum off as long as it's a high-profile win.

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Um, that's the job description of a defense attorney.

I look forward to a scene and banter between Robert Scorpio and smarmy Tad Martin Gray Esq.

Could the up-to-date hairdo troll please weigh in on that fuzzy mop residing over Tad Martin-Gray's head?

MEK was on the podcast a few months ago. And I wish Chloe Lanier would’ve actually left. They announced her departure forever ago.

Also, I understand Carson’s baby was named in honor of Donna Messina but it’s still terrible. Donna Corinthos? Come on.

Speaking of hair....NLG has a HUGE bald spot. It was all I could stare at today.

She needs some of that spray on color that covers bald spots.. How they allowed her to appear on camera like that is beyond me.

Am I crazy or did they use two completely different infants (or fake ones?) for the birth scene? The first one they held up immediately after delivery had a bigger head and fairer features, and the second time they brought it around it had darker hair and features, more like Sonny.

I also noticed it was two different babies.

They should have named her Michelle or Michaela after Mike.

I thought the different babies were my imagination. Idiots in charge thought no one would notice.

Do they really think everyone wants to see Nelle get away with everything she did? It just makes me want to ff'd past her scenes. Yes she's a good actress but the character needs to never be seen or heard from again while we know she's rotting in jail. It's not even a little believable that Sonny would let her live if the law isn't punishing her.

Also, Alexis is even stupider than I thought. First she was going to have that shit in the can checked out and a second later she's chugging it down like it's a milk shake.

Isn’t the demon spawn supposed to be a preemie? She’s huge. Thankfully they didn’t drag the labor out for a week. I still don’t care about any of the Corinthos family.

And Alexis is going to end up being poisoned or something? Why would they bring back the Kiefer storyline? Did we really need his sister on canvas?

r176 Shortly after Steve Burton returned two years ago, he was seen on camera with a small but noticeable bald spot. Since then, Burton has been sure they've covered it up with spray on paint.

Many actors use such spray paint on their bald spots. Some 10-15 years ago, James DePaiva did an interview where he mentioned having to use the spray to cover up his bald spot. Said the spot wasn't especially noticeable in normal light, but under the bright lights of the studio, the bald spot practically glowed.

No bald spot on Stumpy yesterday. If fact, looked like also a couple of extra coats of wax on that helmet.

Every infant used in movies & TV are twins.. They're only allowed to 'work' 1 hour a day. Twins allow them to swap out the babies.

Then they sure as hell didn't use identical twins.

I can’t believe they’re adding another baby to this show. Are they really out of ideas for CarSon? They could always kill them off...

Is this odd Sam goes to jail story to get KeMo off canvas for awhile to get help for whatever it is that ails her or something more permanent or just more meaningless bad writing?

Anyone know what the real scoop on Finola is....I'm reading conflicting info...she's either back filming already or not back until December, which is it?

[quote]Is this odd Sam goes to jail story to get KeMo off canvas for awhile to get help for whatever it is that ails her or something more permanent

Be still my heart!

Alas, it's probably just a way to interact with Harmony and Nelle at the prison.

I doubt she’ll be off canvas for awhile - it’s Sam. If anything, it’s probably just a way to insert her into the Wiley story with Nelle as a cell mate or something.

KeMo has gotten even worse if that’s possible. She’s completely dead behind the eyes.

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According to SOD Finola has returned taping so if GH is 3 weeks ahead we should see her soon.

Why she was gone so long has people talking.. A couple of her long term fans that she's close to , let it slip several months ago that Finola is dealing with cancer.

Also, about 6 weeks ago people noted that her name was no longer listed in the credits as a being on contract. She was moved to recurring.

Maybe FH going off contract was why RB was brought back as long term with Finn.

It may be a horrible thing that FH is dealing with and I wish her nothing but the best, but at least we may get rid of the Anna Finn pairing and get more Anna Robert scenes.

A lot of the stories have taken a sudden turn lately. Sam going to jail for murder is a rotten story to begin with as we likely know that she won't be in prison long, but they could have made the story a little better by not clearly showing us that she acted in defending Jason

Thanks r189

Budig is back long term? I thought it was only for a few months? Just great. I don’t care about Hayden or Finn.

[quote] According to Linda Hirsh's column

Linda Hirsch still has a fucking column? That ole hag!

I did more than my fair share of complaining about Billy's defiant "acting" over the past couple of years but I never would have guessed the cold way TPTB they would just exterminate DrewQ like a pest. No Monica weeping, no let's break this awful news to Scout, no little Jake mourning Uncle Drew, not even some supermarket flowers, balloon and candle next to the elevator. Things must have been even worse behind the scenes than rumored.

Agreed R195. No one is mourning him. No memorial mentioned. I thought Scout was SORASed because she’d be involved in this story. Bizarre. It’s all DrewCo.

Liz was upset about his death and mentioned how difficult it was going to be telling her boys. Hayden said she'd be there to help her but we didn't get the actual scenes.

Sam hasn't said word one about telling Scout or Danny. Ned,Olivia & Michael were told off screen.

It reminds me a lot of how they quickly wrote off TC because of his drinking. He'd been on the canvas for ages yet we didn't get an on air memorial or see Laura, Liz,Lulu,Alexis grieve over him like they should. Poof he was gone.

Meanwhile everybody moans & groans about Morgan. They even have the family going to his grave annually on the anniversary.

Speaking of Morgan, both Bryan Craig's primetime show and Hayley Erin's have been cancelled.

Wonder who will be resurrected?

Garren Stitt’s (Oscar) show was also cancelled.

Out of those 3 Hayley Erin is the only one I'd like back.

Helena Sofia Anhalt Cassadine!?

Somebody's having a little fun with Easter eggs.

TPTB think that their Oscar death story is on par with Stone's death, so they won't reverse that.

Now that Donna Corinthos is on the scene, Morgan may not even get gravesite visits

Characters talked more about Kiki after her death then they did while she was alive, so her return also seems unlikely.

Didn't Kiki already return as a ghost. They can keep that going for a long time if they want her back. Hell, they can have both Morgan and Kiki show up as a ghost couple. As for Oscar, he wasn't worth screen time when he was alive, surely not now.

JPS and CW have no chemistry whatsoever.

MW has chemistry with ME but then again she has it with everyone, also too bad they made WdV her brother.

I like GF but she really needs to pull her appearance together...clearly GH wardrobe people don't know how to dress someone with her body type....and GF with all her years of GH/DOOL/AMC/Nutrisystem money combined with her husband's Star Trek money one would think she could hire the best hairstylists and personal chefs on her own.

Maybe the GH PTB don't let the actors look any way they want. I can't imagine GF could look a better way and she chooses this!

KSt looks like garbage. She's working for a fashion magazine & she's dressed in jeans.. Her hair is tragic.

JPS looks like he's now following the lead of KMo of being butthurt that their preferred co-star is no longer on the show and have taking the strategy of just sleepwalking through scenes.

He's never wanted a contract with the show. Does he have enough Chad & Jeremy money that he can now walk away and give the show the Nina/Jax pairing that they've been working toward?

None of the current couples have any chemistry with one another. Is it the writing? The lackluster storylines? The uneven use of actors/characters? Everyone seems to be sleepwalking.

Actually I think Liz and Franco have chemistry but I think psycho Kim also has chemistry with "Drew." However my favorite Franco pairing was Franco and real Drew. I love the almost brother story.

Ava has chemistry with everyone. They can pick a person off the street who's not even and actor and Ava would have chemistry with his character. Hell, even Sonny seems like he's at least almost alive in scenes with Ava.

What about the barley there gays do they have chemistry?

I don't feel it but Brad seems to be interesting in scenes with everyone. I just don't feel any magic with Lukas and Brad and that's very disappointing. There was a gay couple I loved on the old ATWT soap. Of course it's hard to feel chemistry when all there scenes are about the baby and Brand is peeing his pants scared all the time.

They should have done an Asian Quarter story with Brad. Now THAT was a great story. It could have been in part about how Brad's elderly Asian relatives and community feel about him being gay. That would be more interesting than the damn baby story when we all know it's going to end with Brad and Lucas losing the baby.

Ahh thanks r211. I remember when there was those complaints at seeing Brad climb on top of Lucas in a sexual way.

Maura West and Becky Herbst are both chemistry magnets- and GH wastes them. I think Genie and JL have chemistry but KevLaur are pretty boring.

Latest ratings btw:

R210

Lucas & Felix had way more chemistry than Lucas & Brad.

R209

The only chemistry I see on GH are Franco/Liz, Scotty/Ava, Hayden/Finn and Ava/Julian (inappropriate for siblings). I firmly believe Jax/Ava would be fireworks. Why these two are celibate is beyond me.

Anti-Chem couples are Sonny/Carly, Jason/Sam and Michael/Sasha.

Those are some low ratings r213. thanks for including the link.

I don't follow the ratings regularly, but when did Days surpass GH in the ratings?

So, exactly who is doing costumes at GH these days? They dressed up a group of men in polo shirts for the rained out golfing day for Valentin's bachelor party.

The polo shirts the men were wearing were all too big. At least one size too big, if not two sizes too big, for Michael, Curtis, Peter and Finn. Even worse, the shirts were not attractive. The patterns were dull and unflattering on them. Michael's polo even looked like it was made out of polyester.

It seemed like someone in the costume department rushed to Ross Dress for Less and bought the first polos they saw without even sizing them.

The one exception was Valentin who wore a properly sized polo that was fairly attractive.

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I'm sure the wardrobe budget is a mere fraction of what it used to be.

r217 Even more bizarre, they were going for a golfing day when it was dark outside. Maybe the golf courses in Port Charles have lots of lights on them.

I just assumed they were going to a driving range. They're open at night.

Donna Courtney Corinthos. What a name.

Newest ratings. GH hit 1.2 the day Shiloh was killed but some are saying there were interruptions. I can’t remember if the impeachment inquiry was that day or the next.

I know GH was interrupted because of Trump but I don't know what day it was. We lost about 40 minutes.

Several episodes were interrupted by impeachment inquiry news for me in LA the week of Shiloh's demise. Had to watch parts of the episodes on demand rather than my DVR.

On demand is inconvenient since you can't scan through the commercials, but at least its there as a backup.

So... not only is KM still whispering and mumbling but now she’s stumbling over lines like Mo. Is she really that untouchable that they can’t say anything or do they just not care??

Show has updated many of the photos in the opening credits. Better shots of many of the actors.

Robert Scorpio and Lucy Coe both now included (both were long absent). Hayden's in there too. They even had Alexis' psychiatrist boyfriend Neal's photo in there.

Jonathan Jackson is the guest on the latest episode of SB’s podcast.

DC is claiming Tamara Braun has been let go