Coach Mike Vrabel would Cut his penis off to win a Super Bowl
Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.
Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:
Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?
Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.
Lewan: You’ve got three?!
Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.
Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?
Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now? Football never sleeps, and apparently it never fucks, either.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 13, 2019 10:20 PM
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#1 Titan’s Fan here to help!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 13, 2019 8:30 PM
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BOOM! Now that's commitment!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 13, 2019 8:31 PM
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He looks like one of those big tall guys with a micro dick. Probably accounts for the personality. No big loss.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 13, 2019 8:45 PM
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I've seen it; it's pretty impressive.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 13, 2019 8:53 PM
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Can I play ball with it first?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 13, 2019 8:54 PM
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If he cuts it off can it be TRANSplanted on someone who needs one? Asking for a friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 13, 2019 9:11 PM
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[quote]Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?
He should let me spend time examining the situation and taking a much closer look to make sure the surgery goes well.
It could take hundreds of exams during which he's in various states of arousal. Of course, I would have to make sure that both testes work and spend an enormous amount of time probing and examining his prostate - you know, to reduce any potential complications. It could be years of up close study and manual examination before any such surgery should be considered.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 13, 2019 10:20 PM
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