Alex Acosta's Freaky Fundy Family

Wtf! They aren't normal or healthy looking!

Those girls look middle aged

Alcohol Fetal Syndrome might explain the kids? 🤔

Very creepy

The girl with her arms crossed thought bubble: "God, I hate these cunts!"

Hello Danny.

Good Lord!

Flowers in the Attic?

Children of the Corn!

You have to click on this one to see the possessed child in the lower left, but it's a pretty good shot of Mother Acosta.

I'm no Rick Santorum fan but his family is a lot better looking than Acosta's strange brood.

It looks like 1954 all over again. Pretty strange.

Acosta let Epstein off easy because he knew his wife and girls were safe from his leering eyes.

That is five-alarm weirdness. Like insanity-level weirdness. And his father looks exactly like Mike Pence. Ew!

King Kong will stop the rain.

R13 true! Today the new accuser was attractive and her photo from when it occurred showed a very attractive girl. I’m wondering who they are clearly protecting with the no co-conspirators can be prosecuted deal. Trump?

Those are ugly wife and kids.

How are people like the Acostas and Pences running this country?

Who broke Mother Acosta's nose? At R10, she has the same look as Kavanaugh's wife.

i thought that too, R19. Both women have the broken down look of domestic abuse survivors.

Commander Acosta's wife Jan and the child army of darkness.

Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open.

Commander Acosta's wife Jan, radiating joy.

r13 LMAO, funny stuff

This is wretched. The poor mama looks abused and she doesn’t have a chin. I wish Melania would take her under her wing and introduce her to her beauticians. The babies need to be airlifted to safety.

The other one is at summer camp.

Village of the Damned

It's Village of the Damned!

In the original photo, the child on the left is about to set the paper ablaze with her gaze.

Sorta reminds me of the Turpin family.

Costa looks and sounds like Ted Cruz, that is creepy enough for me already.

Sadly, the Turpin Family looks more wholesome.

Yikes!

Yikes!

Now I'm super curious. According to the linked document, dude is, wait for it, a member of the federalist society. Because of course. He was also a lawyer at the same firm as Barr, kavanaugh, Bolton, Ken Starr

It's nothing that a little roller-set couldn't fix.

Jeeze I'm gonna have bad dreams.

They look like those unintentionally creepy children's book illustrations from the 1950's.

R13 LOL so true W&W

Just put that family into a movie by the guy who did "Hereditary" and "Midsommar." They'd fit right in, no worries about that!

inbred special needs homeschooled Christian freaks, the mother too

At R21 you cannot convince me that’s not Shelly Duval in profile. A Shining reunion.

are Acosta and his wife related by blood? the kids look inbred

The wife and children look possessed. Those two girls dressed alike and with conservative styled hair gives me the creeps. I bet the only time they smile is when they step on a bug.

People! People! It’s really inappropriate to mock little children. [Looks at pics] Jesus fucking Christ! What is that?

Holy FUUUUUCK!

Be very afraid!

The wife looks like a starved prisoner

No one has compared them to The Huckabee eyesores yet? Lol. That is another repulsive family. These deplorables innately posses such an ugly aura, don't they?

That poor wife looks beat down. She's been on house arrest and a diet of birdseed since the wedding.

I'm getting Shelly Duval vibes more than the twins vibes (from "The Shining"). The wife/mom and the two daughters all remind me of Shelly Duval. The daughters do look like their dad as well, though.

Those little girls look like they stepped out of "Village of the Damned."

R7 I thought of them too when I first saw that photo.

R24, she has a chin, all right. Something like this one.

He's not Catholic?

As the Demon Moloch (the Canaanite god of child sacrifice) looks away, Drusilla and Jocasta Acosta compel Father to order the enslavement of brown children with their minds.

reminds me of Ferd Berfel and the Fabulous Farkel Family

If you really want to scare yourself, imagine the photo from R56 with the caption, "President Acosta signing an executive order." At that point, I'm checking the fuck out of this country.

This can’t be real, can it? CAN IT?

When I first saw these pics I didn't believe they were real.

The kids look traumatized.

"The wife looks like a starved prisoner"

Why else would she fuck him?

I eat souls.

This is the reason for DL.

Oh no, the children inherited that awful chin situation. I feel bad for kids, but these ones look so mean it’s hard to muster sympathy. I imagine them on the playground ripping wings off butterflies.

R22 In that photo it looks as though Acosta is sucking the life force out of his wife via the Bible

Wow, that photo legit gives me the heebie-jeebies. The Turpin comparison is apt.

Actually the elder daughter also looks a bit like a young and anorexic Uma Thurman.

Are those children CGI? I don’t believe they’re real. They’re terrifying. Like the Bad Seed.

Wife looks like Shelly Duvall. Which is fitting.

The children have that same freakish hairstyle as the Turpin family.

How did Alex Acosta's head become so misshapen?

My only possible explanation is that someone bounced a basketball off his mother's stomach, repeatedly, midway through her pregnancy. Mere genetics alone could not have produced that mess.

I hope a social worker experienced with domestic abuse gets to his wife and children. Right away.

I can’t stop cackling. It’s tempting to feel bad for those kids but I bet they’re little Nellie Olesons.

I am also reminded of Iola Boylan ("Mama's Family," Beverly Archer).

It's weird, there's almost nothing on the web about his wife. She really must be on lock down most of the time because she has no presence on the web. I know a lot of public figures scrub the web for unsavory things, but they usually have a public web presence. Junior League, library patron, charities...Nothing, absolutely nothing. Bet those kids are home schooled, too.

They sure are homely

I choked on my coffee this morning when I saw those fucking creepy little fuckers. I wore garlic around my neck all day to ward off any evil that may befall me from mocking them.

(I have never laughed this hard by myself. Thanks, all.) That oldest child looks like she's forcing you to look at her: "I know how ugly and scary I am, and now you must know, too."

They look like Lauren Harris, former child antique dealer prodigy, trans woman.

I've seen Mother's future.

Shouldn't some one let Children's and Family Services know?

I have a feeling Mrs Acosta made those dresses herself.

The kids are demons. The wife is a wraith.

Who's their stylist, Stephen King?

They have to be homeschooled right?

Surely a teacher would have raised concerns to CYF.

Willy Wonka!

Surely that can't be a woman-born-woman at R74!

Margaret Keane could do their portraits.

Surely that can't be a woman-born-woman at R74!

Speaking of Lauren Harries, she is/was dating a transman, "Bruce."

The kids are straight out of Diane Arbus photographs

His family looks like a SNL skit.

Hobgoblins, for real!

The taller girl is a crisis actor and a false flag. I don't know the right term, but you get the idea - real she's not.

[quote]How did Alex Acosta's head become so misshapen? My only possible explanation is that someone bounced a basketball off his mother's stomach, repeatedly, midway through her pregnancy. Mere genetics alone could not have produced that mess.

Hey! I resent (and also resemble) that remark!

Yeah, R82, Mrs. Acosta bought and followed Hobby Lobby patterns for good, conservative Christian shut-ins.

[quote]Those little girls look like they stepped out of "Village of the Damned."

The Village of the Damned girls had better hair.

Those kids look sickly and deprived.

Are they not allowed out in the sunlight?

That man is 50 years old. While I understand that 50 is not exactly young, most 50 year olds don't look like that. WTF? I always thought that Cubans aged well.

Wow!! Child abuse. I can’t even make any jokes about this.

It's photoshopped. It has to be. This can't possibly be real. Regardless, I haven't laughed this hard since ivanka.. world leader.

Board and nail the windows! Lock the doors...grab your guns and ammo!

The Apocalypse has begun!!!!!!!

I seriously crossed myself and I am not even a Catholic!

What causes 1 in a thousand children to join Scientology?

He fucks those girls. You can tell by the shame on the wife’s face.

The girls look straight out of The Shining

There's definitely a theme, here.

The one with the arms crossed seems to be thinking "where the fuck is my whiskey"

I'm their cousin Damien.

The crossed arms (on the taller daughter) is an odd pose. Seems like someone would have told her to uncross her arms. It looks slightly insolent.

She reminds me of the evil carol ann from poltergiest 3.

I hope to God Acosta doesn't keep them locked up in a shed.

All joking aside, that child looks deeply unhappy.

Epstein of a feather- ruining threads with this sick dark perverted shit that isn't even funny. Go away!

Alex Acosta's lovely wife

The scandal in Alex Acosta's past.

I know all attention has been focuses on the progeria-like *kisses doll* child that stares straight ahead, but her sister may be even creepier. I keep thinking that a second after that photo was taken, the paper on the desk burst into flame.

R112 if you looked like her you'd be unhappy too.

I refuse to believe that that's a child at r112.

It's a paid midget.

Yikes!

RE: Santorum's wife has an interesting history with my former gynecologist. Yes, frau here! https://www.newsweek.com/mrs-santorums-abortion-doctor-boyfriend-64187

They both look chronically tired and undernourished. I know several families like this: they live austerely (hence the dreadful hair and dresses), probably are being fed a vegan diet (which explains the pallid complexion), but being home-schooled also lack discipline and structure and a good sleeping schedule, which is why they look insolent and exhausted.

And more often than not, such families are devout Christians.

He looks at least half a generation older than most well-preserved 50-year-olds. But then I suspect he always looked old for his age.

Former Australian PM and anti gay supporter Julia Gillard looks like a cousin of this mob...

I remember them!

My reaction upon seeing the photos of teh family:

My takeaways from this thread:

The Acostas are genetically unfortunate. For a man with daughters Acosta should further burn for his complicity of Epstein.

We need a Lauren harries thread

I don't even want to think of what sexual perversions Acosta is more than likely involved in. Men like that are always hidden sex fiends.

The parents are too old to have young kids. The kids look abused.

The crossed arms, in body language, signify trying to protect yourself. It’s a defensive position. That kid is feeling unsafe and uneasy.

The dark circles under the eyes worry me. Probably malnutrition from some weird control freak diet. The mother’s nose is broken very badly and was never set. Looks like somebody hit her across the face with a two by four.

My nose was broken as a child and my parents never took me to have it looked at. I have a slight bump on the bridge of my nose. This woman looks like she had a heavy crushing injury, straight head on. Or multiple serious breaks over time. More likely the latter.

Imagine this couple FUCKING???

Something tells me that the children are result of IVF. Acosta should ask for refund and the fertility clinic must be shut down immediately.

Ugh and he hold a pen incorrectly. I know it’s the least of his issues but it’s a pet peeve.

Why are the wife and kids even there????? To prove what?? To whom?

#epstein

They are there to demonstrate their devotion and subservience to the head of the household, the man of the family. They are there to make Alex's balls feel big.

They are there to demonstrate their devotion and subservience to the head of the household, the man of the family. They are there to make Alex's balls feel big.

[R128] I know! Aren’t the parents at least fifty? Having old parents increases the risk of not only Down’s syndrome but also mental illness and autism. Older fathers have been linked to schizophrenia. What were they doing for all these years that they couldn’t have babies in their twenties? It’s not like the wife had anything else going on.

There is ZERO info online about the wife.

Well I guess they need a stylist and publicist at the minimum.

And an exorcist.

That whole family looks like pure evil.

[R137] maybe he bought her from Epstein many years ago.

Epstein holds the title on the two little ones. Title to the little girls was part of the non-prosecution agreement. In return, Acosta got lots of institutional GOP support for his career advancement.

Off topic a bit, but Acosta and troll Ted Cruz really puncture the hot Cuban myth.

Acosta is a mess. A token.

Can someone refresh my memory on why Cubans are so conservative and usually Republican?

Wait! I knew the kid with the purple ringed eyes looks familiar... she has Jeff Sessions face!!!!! Look at it! My God!

Fidel Castro and a revolution and a communist government that seized everyone's real property and collectivized ownership.

Thanks R147

One of those girls has my penmanship medal!

[quote]What causes 1 in a thousand children to join Scientology?

I get more sun every day than the wife and the daughters in a month!

Watch yourself, Claude. I'm telling you, just let it go.

R150 omg lol.

My question is how do people like this even meet? Like what is the courtship process like? I cannot even begin to imagine them approaching each other in any normal way.

He's OUT, resigned.

Well! We fixed him.

Eight Democratic Senators voted to confirm this freak. Including Claire McCaskill and Heidi Heitkamp, who have since lost their Senate seats.

How could they have been so stupid?? No Trump picks should ever be confirmed by a Democrat, PERIOD.

All are guaranteed to be pieces of shit if they were picked by Trump.

OMG...someone call the Fashion Police or Tan France immediately!

The missus needs help!

Washington Post: Alex Acosta resigns as labor secretary amid intense scrutiny of his handling of Jeffrey Epstein case

[quote]I seriously crossed myself and I am not even a Catholic!

I crossed myself and I'm atheist!

The wife looks so pinched up like she hasn't taken a dump in six years.

What's creepy is that they all have the same ashen gray complexion. How does that happen???

r159, blood sucking.

Notice that the children of the corn don't touch the Bible. They are not stupid-- they know that it would burn their hands.

R152, I wonder the same about some people I know IRL.

What I assume is that the Acostas were leftovers. After all the hot people and all the average people pair off, the leftovers scrounge among themselves. Hey, it’s better than being alone, in their Fundie World. I can’t imagine him being hot for her. Or vice versa.

The noses on those people... can plastic surgeons even DO anything for that?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He's packing a cardboard box right now and will join these freaks soon, sitting on the front lawn, trying to figure out the next steps. FAIL!!!!!

The wife hails from a Mormon family in Utah

When a reporter asked Acosta how he would feel if Epstien had done this to his daughters he replied "Have you seen my girls?"

FLDS I assume r165 ...

Interesting that McCaskill voted for his confirmation. She is now an MSNBC contributor and I haven't seen her lately. Her vote would be a good indication as to why. I don't particularly like her but she has some interesting comments occasionally.

Claire McCaskill says she “made a mistake”.

Not fundies R167

That explains it r165. She’s got that generations of low rent inbreeding vibe to her.

The kid with her arms crossed will either end up either on the pole and on the pipe, murdering someone (maybe her whole family), or the second coming of Sarah Huckabeast Sandwich. Perhaps all three.

I’m relieved he’s gone. Finally something going right! But this thread was a classic. The freakish family will now exit, stage right, and crawl back under their rock.

Maybe Corn Mom should let her babies' hair grow out! Hair can make all the difference in the world!

Oh, the delicious irony of the Secretary of Labor becoming unemployed.

Have fun on the Unemployment line, ASSHOLE!

They can go home to Florida now. Good.

McCaskill voted for him because that was her strategy as a "moderate" Democrat. She's only regretting her vote now because defending it would draw a backlash.

[quote]Fidel Castro and a revolution and a communist government that seized everyone's real property and collectivized ownership.

There’s also a race element. “Spanish” Cubans have a fetish about being perceived as “white” while the majority of the population has indigenous or African heritage.

[quote]The wife hails from a Mormon family in Utah

She must be praying that he never decides to convert and have the whole mess sealed, that way she won't be saddled with them for eternity. Better yet, her white stone comes with a new name that he won't know, so she won't be taking any calls from the telestial kingdom. No room for one more, honey!

See? It all works out in the end.

It must be killing her that she grew up expecting [italic]this[/italic] and instead got [italic]that.[/italic]

Also, note the future Datalounger in the photo below.

Her being Mormon explains EVERYTHING. He must be Mormon, too. Cuban American Mormon. The only worse combination would be Cuban American Jehovah's Witness. And as to why the unfortunates were dragged along: to show he has daughters. Just like Kavanaugh. Like having daughters means these men are somehow special. I'd like to follow the fortunes of these two misfits and see what the outcome is.

Cuban Americans were part of Cuba's upper caste before they lost the civil war against Castro. Their resentment at their defeat turned them into Cold Warriors, and their loyalty to the Republican party has been cemented by the fact that even in the US they managed to establish themselves as part of the upper-middle class. No race science is needed to explain their political leanings. Their Republicanism is actually less irrational than that of white West Virginians, for example.

[quote]Also, note the future Datalounger in the photo below.

Just the one, dear?

I see at least three R179

Touché. But there's one star that blazes so much brighter than the others.

Only the one with his head in Ann's left armpit comes close.

There was a very *popular* gyn in my small hometown ( I know all this by way of my sister) who had two daughters with EXACTLY this same bowlcut. She featured them prominently in all her family- featured Practice's ad's and when you went into her office I am told, she had all these ridiculous photo set-ups of the daughters in " cowgirl gear" or the daughters as dressed up as " little doctors". Nauseating. This doctor was extremely popular with a certain subset because of her strong " pro-life" stance and often encouraging women as young as 35, to get their tubes tied so they wouldn't have an "oopsie baby" and then later want to terminate. Bitch. My sister had to see her for expertise in another matter. Years later, there was finally a scandal when a welfare- mother type finally came forward and *confessed* that this heinous bitch had been strong-arming her poorer disadvantaged patients behind the scenes- essentially getting them to quietly " donate" their babies to her rich friends, of which her demon spawn were two. Everyone always wondered hiw a blonde petite woman birthed two stocky raven-haired girls.

How did Acosta get Delbert Gradys kids?

Is that Shitty Little Anne at his elbow?

The whole family is ugly...the kids resemble changelings. How old was the wife when she got pregnant, fifty five?

Someone here said Mrs. Acosta is from a Mormon family in Utah. I did see from googling, that she has lived in Salt Lake City, but no evidence that she was/is Mormon. Are we sure of that?

Acosta's full name is Rene Alejandro Acosta. Only child. He looks exactly like his father, only worse. The worst ears ever seen on humans, by the way, and a forehead that DOES make him look Klingon.

I pity those girls. Talk about having the genetic lottery stacked against them!!!

I bet the wife cuts the kids’ hair. It’s a very neat job, but it’s what people do that aren’t professionally trained to cut hair.

I’m guessing they have that gray look because they never go outside. No vitamin D. Homeschooled, of course.

That dawg. He got to her again. There are three children.

She was pregnant in the photo at R156, which explains the ill-fitting jacket.

It does not, however, explain why she chose to wear the ill-fitting jacket in the first place.

The little girl in r156's photo has a cute dress on. And she looks better in the sun light.

Although she looks as if she is about to cut or curse someone for making her walk out in the sun.

Acosta was an only child. He is going to keep fucking that wife until he gets a boy to carry on the name.

Getting fucked by that guy would be distasteful.

Having to fuck her would be equally distasteful.

[quote] Getting fucked by that guy would be distasteful.

I don't care who you are, at some point you've got to take a long, hard look at your life and the tragic choices you've made up to that point to end up having to fuck that guy.

To be fair, they’re really made for each other. Two hideous peas in a pod. I wonder how they met?

Those matching haircuts (and hairstyles) and dresses are straight out of the 1950s. That’s how they would get dressed up to have their annual family photographs taken.

It’s like these freaks are frozen in time.

Yeah, r198, and they want to drag the rest of us back there with them.

To live in their pathetic, racist, misogynistic, insular little world.

Fuck that.

Do you suppose those dresses were purchased (or made) for the occasion? If not, what were they originally for? Some mysterious Mormon Temple rite?

In the 1950s people smiled for family photos. The children of the corn NEVER smile.

They look like something right out of American Gothic.

Why are they wearing red dresses like they were Daddy's Little WHORES!

These virginal girls should be dressed in white to underscore their purity.

R63 Oh god I laughed until I cried.

IN r191’s photo, it looks like the older kid has an Adam’s apple?? Is it a trans kid???

What’s with the purple ringed eyes? The kids live in fla! Wtf!

Don't FUCK me with me, cocksuckers!!

I'm still waiting for Mrs. Patsy Ramsey to comment.

[quote]How are people like the Acostas and Pences running this country?

Why is a Gringott's goblin overseeing the scene?

I told you: Sometimes a mother has to cull.

Well if your online searching is limited to Google R189, you won’t find evidence of her family being Mormons.

My heavens, those darlings need to be blasted with LOVE

A RETURN TO LOVE!!!!

And I am just the gal to do it! In 2020!!

Whoever said she cuts the kids' hair is right. If you zoom in, they are definitely not professional cuts. Why would anyone not in 1952 do that to their girls? Maybe the hit-every-tree-in-the-ugly-forest mom wants to make sure the girls stay as ugly as she is.

Those kids have the same kind of look the Turpin kids did. They just have that hollowed out vacant look abused children revert to as a defense mechanism. I would bet money Mother Acosta is every bit as abusive as daddy.

HOLY PIG NIPPLES!!!!

I am getting REAL LIFE The Omen VIBES!!!

The picture with Pence and the Wife could be a movie poster!!!!

Has anyone checked underneath her helmet hair for a "666".

I am literally tinkling in my pants right now- in sheer fear and terror.

It will ALL BE OVER SOON, my lovelies!!!!

It will ALL BE OVER SOON!!!!!!

He has RISEN!!

HE HAS RISEN!!!

Hello is for children, my little piglets!!!

The homemade clothes and haircuts are a result of Acosta being told to wait 15 years to spend the money in the suitcase that Epstein gave him. 4 more years and it's nose jobs foe everyone!

I don't know this family's business, but that little girl looks a fuck of a lot more like Joyce Vance than she looks like her "mother."

I'm just sayin'.

My God. How are these people allowed to reproduce???

R191 picture: baby is so fug they keep him in a body bag so he doesn't scare small animals.

Looks like a case for Dean and Sam Winchester.

r221, are you suggesting that that Demon Child is the offspring of an unholy union between fmr Secretary Acosta and fmr US Attorney Joyce White Vance?

I don't suggest it, R225. The child's face suggests it. After all, Acosta was a US attorney in Florida and Vance was a US attorney in Alabama.

It could happen.

Ok, the poster who pointed out the wife's broken nose, thanks. I've been looking at pictures of broken noses online this afternoon. Her nose does look like it was broken and healed without medical help.

This is the outcome if abortions are banned.

Check out this video. It shows the family moving from one spot to another. It appears his wife may have a disability, she walks with difficulty.

I wonder if she has mild cerebral palsy, did you see her fingers and hands at 8:37? I feel bad for making fun of her.

I feel bad now too. She looks sweet. Of course that doesn't excuse her marrying a Republican toad.

The little girls look normal in the video, too.

Did you notice the way he stood up and moved so quickly in her direction with no consideration for her difficulty in moving?

^^at 7:57

We will be re-enacting this thread in my Media Studies class in the fall: still photo—what freaks! Children of the Corn! Her nose is broken! And then video—omg she's disabled; the kids seem sweet; they seem like real people; etc.

She only walks that way because those hellspawn scraped and clawed their way out of her oozing gash!

r91: I also immediately thought Diane Arbus. Too bad she's not still alive so she could photograph them. But that older girl has a weirdly cynical look on her face, as if she knows what's going on. and when she's an adult, I foresee a tell-all book. She knows how weird it is that she and her sister have the same dress and bowl haircuts, I see it in her face. I feel sorry for her at least, poor fugly girl. She's gonna get revenge, you wait.

Take a gander at Anne Romney's toes at R179. They look like corn chips shoved into sandals. My gosh, how do these people pass themselves off as human?

I believe Ann Romney has MS and clearly Mrs Acosta has a disability. This should be removed for poor taste people.

[quote]It appears his wife may have a disability

Other than being married to a pedo-enabler?

That thing needs to be put down

My apologies to R240 for any offense. I was diagnosed with R/R MS in 2001; my comment about Mrs. Romney was directed at her pedicure, not her unfortunate disease state; and as a response to this thread's title " Freaky Fundy".

r179 future DLer in the white shorts

Knowing his prospects in life with a face like his he hobbled her after their first date.

Listen, this thread is making me laugh hysterically.

But when I put the gallows humor aside, his wife looks SO SAD. And that makes me sad.

The sadness etched across her face makes her look far stranger..

And FUCK ME, if that guy is what 50 looks like and I have a lousy 8 years until THAT???

There's always a constant sadness you can see in these fundies. They're broken, dark people. Obviously they try as hard as possible to project the same onto their children. This literally looks like it should be a screen shot from The Omen. And it basically is The Omen in real life. Never forget the people in your lives who voted this in. They may smile to your face but they aren't much different.

They look undead. This jogged the memory of one of the creepiest photos I've ever seen: when serial killer Israel Keyes propped up his already dead victim for a photo, so that he could show that she was still "alive" when he demanded a ransom.

(I've heard that this might not actually be the real photo, just one that was created for a TV segment about the murders. But it still creeps me out)

I feel sorry for his wife too.

That Romney clan have way too many fucking kids. That shit is not normal. For homophobes they sure increase their chances of having gay kids.

No problem, R250. They're Mormons. They can easily shun the children they decided didn't make the grade.

The dead woman's hair is braided in the real one, R249, but the fake is creepy enough.

Neither here nor there, but I sat next to a very talkative Brandon Flowers on flight a few years ago and I couldn't stop thinking that, with the longish hair he had at the time, he could have been Israel Keyes's brother.

See?

Those girls resemble Nancy Kulp.

IDGAF about what may be wrong with the ugly wife. This family doesn’t give a shit about us. Fuck them ALL.

That taller daughter looks like a 45 year old dwarf.

The wives of assholes didn't get married at gunpoint. They're (the wives are) enablers: bearing children, participating in photo ops, etc.

Gun is nice decoration for the pussy.

That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen r249.

Almost as creepy as the closeup of the older daughter.

I hate to say it but the only thing that will get rid of these types of people is a purifying, cleansing fire. Or silver bullets.

Or stakes through the heart as for all vampires.

The wife clearly has a disability. She may have had a stroke at some point.

Or she might have rheumatoid arthritis, based on how her hand/fingers look deformed.

Or he broke them.

She has a disability, let's assume they're lovely people, I do not think they are Mormons, but I think it is better for the country that he had to step down

It’s odd how the girls are dressed identically and have the exact same haircut.

I could maybe see that if they were twins...but otherwise it just seems creepy.

That one girl looks like a tiny world weary, cynical adult.

So R212, Where dd you find this evidence of which you speak?

[quote]The little girls look normal in the video, too.

They look every bit as creepy and freakish in the video as they do in the pic.

What is weird is that there is zero info about the wife anywhere online. Nothing. No info anywhere about car accidents or strokes or arthritis or ALS or MS. In this day and age, I expect her to be a spokesperson. No one is that successful at keeping their private lives out of the public eye. What gives?

R286, I'm sure in the sick little world of the Acosta family, females are supposed to stay in the background & be good cum dumps, baby factories & personal servants.

Whoops, R268.

[quote]It’s odd how the girls are dressed identically and have the exact same haircut.

This was common in the 1950s. My grandma dressed my mother and sister (2 years apart) in matching homemade dresses until they were 12 and 10. I’ve seen the photos. Same with the matchy matchy haircuts. Those short chopped off bangs are right out of the 50s, which makes these freaks extra creepy.

She might have had polio. They seem like the anti-vaxxer types.

r272: Polio has been vaccinated against since 1955 (before the current anti-vaxxer craze) and there has not been a case of polio in the US since 1979. So Mrs. Acosta is too young to have it. It's measles that anti-vaxers don't vaccinate against because some lying sack of s*** English doctor published some BS about a connection between the MMR vax and autism, which has been proven to be an intentional hoax years ago.

Silver coins on their eyes, garlic in their mouths, stakes in their hearts, chain their coffins shut with iron and spread salt on their graves.

Ryan Murphy has nothing on this freak show. What happened to America?

Only the best, R275. Only the best.

Oof.

His wife probably “tripped and fell down some stairs”

The older girl in OP's picture looks hung over and ready to spew.

That;s the syrup of Ipecac doing it's thing...

Snopes actually reported on this photo.

(I read the thread and didn't see this link. If someone already posted it... sorry... and fuck you too!)

R281 And what was the consensus on Snopes? When I clicked on the link they asked for a donation and then the story disappeared.

[quote] In July 2019, we received inquiries from readers about a photograph of Alex Acosta and his family, which emerged on social media in the days leading up to Acosta’s resignation as U.S. secretary of labor:

They just said it's an actual photo.

[quote] Several readers asked whether the photograph was authentic. It is. The image shows Acosta signing his oath of office, after being sworn in as secretary of labor by Vice President Mike Pence, at Labor Department headquarters in Washington, D.C., on April 28, 2017. The original image, as found on the official White House website, can be seen below:

[quote] Acosta was accompanied at the event by his daughters, Delia and Rosalia, his wife, Jan, his father, Rene, and the vice president. Official White House video footage of the signing ceremony can be seen below:

Whatever you do, don’t run the kid’s face through the old age filter on FaceApp.

Icky-Ka-Ka

Why haven’t the meme people made her a meme?

I’d feel bad for the other kids making fun of her, but she’s probably home-schooled and the kids at Sunday school wouldn’t dare.

Those kids look like they're 10,000 years old. Are they demons? I think they're demons.

Will Costa ever be indicted?

I wondering if he will ever be indicted?

I wondering if he will ever be indicted?

I bet the girls will be furious when they get older and realize their mother forced them to get that haircut.

I bet the girls will be furious when they get older and realize their mother forced them to get that haircut.

These girls will make Lyle and Erik Menendez look like boy scouts

It will be impossible to tell which girl killed the parents, since they have the same haircut and clothes.

They will not be using automatic weapons...rope?

Lizzie Borden style with an axe.

Send those girls over to my house. I’ll give them the makeover of all makeovers.

I bet they both have telekinesis. They could just impale their parents with flying knives, like Carrie.

The look like extras in "A Boy and his Dog," when they were trapped in the underground empire ruled by Jason Robards. "The farm, immediately!"

You know, there's a special place in hell for people who talk badly about children.

Those girls look like they could fly into a killing rage at any moment.

Look at the bright side: At least Trump won't be putting his small, grubby Cheeto® hands on their you-know-wheres.

*On their wherevers!

These poor girls never had a chance with their parent’s faces.

One day we will call them the Menendez Sisters.

Come heeeeeeere, my little pretties!

Gurl, dem chilluns be UGLAY.

[quote] What is weird is that there is zero info about the wife anywhere online. Nothing. No info anywhere about car accidents or strokes or arthritis or ALS or MS. In this day and age, I expect her to be a spokesperson. No one is that successful at keeping their private lives out of the public eye. What gives?

Do you think it's possible that she comes from a fucked up background. Maybe Alex didn't break her nose, maybe she was abused as a kid. She looks very uncomfortable with attention.

On some site it said "Jan Elizabeth Acosta and her family live in Miami" which makes their paleness even odder.

Jeez, those girls could scare the Shining twins out of the Overlook hotel.

"Fuck this! We're gonna haunt Motel 6."

Ugly in Pink

Mrs acosta (jan elizabeth williams acosta), is from a Mormon family in Salt Lake City. What i cannot find is what her health problems are. Artificial limb? Multiple sclerosis? She does not walk normally. And she/they are virtually absent from the internet.

Alex Acosta may be the ugliest man i have ever seen. A carbon copy of his father by the way. Makes me wonder about the gene pool on his side of the family too.

Also makes me wonder if he sampled the Epstein goodies. I KNOW that man has got to be sexually frustrated.

Why does Acosta's head have that dent in the side?

His entire head is terrifyingly ugly. He looks like a genetics experiment. The ears alone could keep teams of scientists busy for decades. I'll be honest. I feel sorry for those poor daughters. Right now, they're still passable. (Get them better clothes and decent haircuts, it might be ok). But in 10 years, when those dominant Acosta genes rear their ugly heads? Those girls will need TEAMS of reconstructive surgeons for decades.

Something looks wrong with the mother too, aside from having no chin. Did we figure out if she is disabled in some way?

I have not found ANYTHING on the mom at all. She clearly has something seriously wrong with her. When she had to change positions during picture taking at the swearing in, it looked as if she had to manually lift a wooden leg to move. Car accident? Cancer? Neurodegenerative disease? Don't know but man, they are guardedly private as only republicans can be.

The scariest looking one is Rene Acosta, Alex's dad. His ears look like they are leaving his skull. I'd post the images but google wasn't providing URLs. Google Alex Acosta family and you will find an unparalleled freakshow.

Well...there are always burkas.

Did Alex slaughter them all yet and turn the gun on himself? Alex gives every indication of being just that sort of husband and father.

Did Alex slaughter them all yet and turn the gun on himself? Alex gives every indication of being just that sort of husband and father.

The daughters will kill both parents.

With their minds, r320.