Do you think straight guys get jealous at how much sex gay men have?

Obviously.

I think unfucked miserable gay men on DL are extremely bitter about the sex many gay men have.

You're overlooking the prestige pricing factor: the more you pay for something, the more impressive it is to you.

How sad to pay for it R3

Straight men are extremely jealous of gay men. Straight men do dumb and tiring shit just to get women's validation. Gay men can escape all of that stupid bullshit. Gay men often have better bodies, smarter minds, bigger cocks, and have tremendously better sex than boring straight men. And it's perfect karma for how they've treated gay men. They can't handle that gay men are better at nearly everything.

R5 I agree. Straight men are sort or sad sacks in the sack

Like R1 said, of course.

I've talked to many straight friends about this. They are of course jealous of how easy it is for gay guys to find sex. The average gay guy's sexuality history makes the average straight guy's sexual history look like a joke.

More gay DL delusions.

r8= shut in with no social life.

It's their own fault if they don't let gay men service them.

R7, isn't that a bit of a stereotype?

And it's your own fault for not just marrying a woman r10, why do you even need gay marriage?!

Many of them get laid. Hot straight men get laid easily.

What is the ratio of gay men's sex partners vs straight guys?

20:1?

R14, doesn't it depend on the guy?

Some gay men are in long-term relationships and don't sleep around.

Whereas some straight guys have a lot of women and aren't interested in settling down.

I don't think so r11.

I've had a lot of gay and straight people in my social circle, and it is undeniable the gay ones have had significantly more sexual partners.

Even the more conservative gay guys, have generally still hooked up with a number of people that is "impressive" by straight standards.

My straight neighbour thinks he is the shit just because he's straight. But he can't handle being alone in the house for anymore than 5 minutes, and has to call up like 10 guy friends to keep him amused. When they throw parties, they do the most tiresome teenage moves to impress girls, and that doesn't even seal their chances of getting sex. I love that I don't have to jump through such pathetic hoops like straight men do for everything. And him and the guys go around grabbing their dicks to prove how big and tough they are, but aren't packing anything. One night when his male friends were over, I showed them my big hard dick from my window, and they all looked and realised just how dumb they really are thinking that only straight men are masculine or well endowed.

OP must have come straight from the 1950s and never met present-day sluts: they pay for real straight men and they even rim their asses!

My bedpost would be a toothpick by now if I had put a notch in it for every guy I've been with, and I never had to buy them dinner in exchange for it.

Most straight men aren’t jealous of us cause most of them don’t even THINK OF US. We aren’t on their minds and our sex is gross to them, as well as how loose many gays are in their eyes. They have zero respect for how gay men go from dick to dick so fast.

Do you live in Alabama r20?

Straight guys really aren't that homophobic everywhere.

R18, yeah, aren't most straight women today pretty easy for guys to bang.

Only a small number of them seem to wait until they are married, and many of them seem to go to bed with men they barely know.

[quote] Most straight men aren’t jealous of us cause most of them don’t even THINK OF US. We aren’t on their minds and our sex is gross to them

Bitch, please. Straight men talk and joke about gay sex perhaps even more than gay men do. Gay innuendo is always on their mind.

Here we go with the delusion that straight men love gays.

Just cause they TOLERATE YOU to avoid drama doesn’t mean they LIKE YOU.

Yup. I can’t take the delusional old bags of DL much anymore. You all literally make up shit in your own heads.

No straight men are sitting around talking about gay sex.

Haha R24, you sound fucking triggered. Go suck a dick. It'll do you some good and might make you sound less shrill.

I went to the movies with my straight male friend and his wife, and at the cinema were guys I had been sexual with giving me the eye and I was giving them the eye back, and the whole time my straight male friend kept asking; "Have you and him, "have you and him", "have you and him"....". And the whole time I'm just devilishly smiling and nodding. He was so jealous of how easy gay guys make everything.

In my neighborhood a straight dick to suck is about $50

[quote]No straight men are sitting around talking about gay sex.

I was in a fraternity. It was a constant topic.

Yes, anyone who doesn't realize how much gay humor straight guys use has definitely hung around straight men.

Not saying it is a positive thing, but it is definitely a thing.

R28: In my neighbourhood, the straight men you can't and don't want to suck, because they are rocking pencil dicks.

It’s only a constant topic as to make fun of you. 🙄🙄🙄

never hung*

R26 I’ve sucked one today. And yesterday. I’m the one that ate mussy yesterday too.

I’m just HONEST and don’t live in denial.

[quote] Yup. I can’t take the delusional old bags of DL much anymore. You all literally make up shit in your own heads.

Haha, that's rich coming from a cunt who started obsessive threads about The Little Mermaid and Toy Story.

Troll, I'm going to make a wild guess and say that the closest you've ever come to actual sex is with a blow-up doll.

R35: Just block it. It does this in various threads that I've come across.

I didn’t make TLM thread. How is me giving a review on TS4 “obsessive”???

R36 does WHAT? Speaks FACTS?

Aren’t you a little OLD to be playing naive, sweetie?

From what I understand, they're more jealous of the fact that gay men's lives don't involve having to deal with women.

[quote]In my neighborhood a straight dick to suck is about $50.

Washington Heights?

I think that's closer to the mark, R39.

Yes, that's why they all ended up on Craigslist and now Doublelist looking for it cause their wives/girlfriends have lower sex drives, let themselves go, can't satisfy them.

I don't think sex is the issue for straight guys.

As R39 said, I think what they find challenging is navigating the complicated emotional terrain of women.

[quote]I don't think sex is the issue for straight guys.

Have you missed the incel phenomenon?

There are a lot of straight guys out there who cannot manage to get any sex. An increasing number.

Gay men can’t get pregnant and so there’s less stress in that regard. Now that birth control is hard to get and abortions illegal, the easy women of yesteryear will dwindle. The gay man will have to fill this void.

Gay men are more likely to carry STDs.

Straight men are more likely to carry violent mental illness.

We have a close family friend, a sexy AF blue eyed Tom Selleck, hairy, muscular, nut brown roofer. Skinny dipped at the lake house with him a hundred times. He has a sexy uncut cock and thick, furry bush. Surprisingly for a straight American guy, he's vocally anti circ. He's straight as an arrow, loves women, but seems particularly interested in uncut dicks - which I fortunately happen to possess. So we bond over that and traverse this weird line. He's a hyper masculine alpha bro but I'll turn him out sooner or later. Will keep you posted. 😋

Sex sex sex

R49 rolling out the same ol' same ol'.

Please I can't. I've had sufficient.

Prolly a lil

Of course they do. It must suck to work so hard for sex like they do.

If you actually socialize with real straight men, you'll notice they talk about gay sex and other 'gay shit' quite often. Too often for my liking actually.

I wish it would become popular and acceptable for straight guys to get blow jobs from gay guys. That would double the availability on my Grindr grid!

[quote]Many of them get laid.

Yeah, if they're willing to fuck ugly and/or old women. I know one straight guy who was so desperate for sex he was fucking an ugly woman old enough to be his mother. Sad!

No OP, I doubt most straight men ever think about your or any other gay man's sex life.

R43 must have never seen horny straight guys in bars, at sport events or at home depots. Please come out of your trailer once in a while, guuurrrllll.

Navigate women??? Oh, please.

I’m one of the doubters. Don’t most straight guys assume that being a gay man is all about bottoming?

As someone else said they are not jealous, because they don’t desire to have sex with other men.

Would you be jealous of someone who was taking a vacation to a destination you had no interest going to? Or be jealous of someone who had a job you really wouldn’t want yourself?

Those straight guys who are purely interested in getting sex and could be turned on by it being with a guy, soon discover the same routes the rest of us get in and find they get way more sex with men, than they ever got with women.

Not for nothing, gays having sex all the time isn’t that appealing. It gets fucking boring after a while, especially when you realize none of it means anything and you start feeling empty.

R60 Yeah I second that. You realise those random hook ups have lost their sparkle when you have to debate doing one as opposed to watching something on Netflix!

Yeah r61. There are days now where I get hit up on Grindr and the guy can be hot and I’m still just like “meh”. Have no interest in it. It gets boring after a while.

R61 Years ago I’d drive out for miles at 4am for a hook up with a random. Now I’m like “he’s down the next street, quite fit, but I really can’t be bothered to go out”.

The worst one is when you do hook up and are so going through the motions, you realise you are thinking about what shopping you could buy on the way home, as he conveniently lives near a 24 hour supermarket!”

[R63] haha . “Hmm if the flank steak is on sale I’ll sear it with some peppers and serve it with a robust red wine...and then I’ll pay some bills and walk the dog”

R63. Haha navigating moving him into the missionary position to bring him off quick, as you realise if you get to the Supermarket soon you can get your shopping and get home to watch two more episodes of your box set before bed!

As a bi guy, I don’t get jealous, I get disgusted by how much sex gay guys have. It makes me reluctant to sleep with gay guys because I’m worried about catching HPV or HIV. So I have limited sex drive when it comes to gay guys.

The more sexual partners a gay guy has had, the lower their sexual market value is to me.

A lot of gay men are reluctant to have sex also because of how loose some are. It’s scary.

[quote] As a bi guy, I don’t get jealous, I get disgusted

As a bi guy, you have tons of issues, as your kind typically does.

R66 Is it limited because of that or that you don’t get the opportunities?

Oh no, it's the CAPS QUEEN at R24. He CAPITALIZES words for EMPHASIS!

R66 I'm a bi guy as well, but I don't limit myself that way. I will say, however, I've slept with more guys, gay and bi, than women, simply because guys are easier. With guys you don't need a "relationship" to have sex, you can get on an app and have sex. Whereas even with slutty women you have to at least buy them dinner, or get to know them first.

R66, R71, Get off our gay website then you sociopathic invading parasites. Bisexual men statistically infect more men and women than any other because you are duplicitousnes and highly deceitful. You lot should be avoided by everyone. You also fuck trans people, because you share the same disorders with trans, and you'll always be hated and avoided by the majority of gay men. BLOCKED!

R70: Get a brain. Blocked.

R69, I’m not interested in most of the opportunities that come my way. I’m 6’4”, muscular, look young for my age, I get plenty of taps on Grindr and likes on Tinder.

I’m just interested in something more meaningful. But whenever I genuinely like someone, the feeling isn’t ever mutual.

Also, I’ve never been able to get off with any of the guys I’ve hooked up with.

R72, I don’t fuck trans people, how disgusting!

I just don’t fuck.

R72 I would never fuck a trans person. And, I am STI free.

R74, here is a phrase you don’t hear much, but you sound straight and in denial. If you haven’t been able to get off with any of the guys you’ve hooked up with, it sounds like there is a barrier.

A few of you, like R13 and R18, must believe what straight guys say (brag) or watch too much porn. Most straight women today are NOT pretty easy for guys to bang.

Most straight men don’t know how much sex we have, of course.

But yes, the ones who know are envious. I even know lesbians who are envious of our easy ways. They aren’t ugly or desperate, either.

R77, most straight women can’t orgasm during hookups either.

R40=BINGO!!!! Washington Heights resident since 2005

[quote]most straight women can’t orgasm during hookups either.

Then why do straight women bother?

If orgasm were the ONLY justification for sex, especially pick up sex, my sex life would have ben over several years ago.

It’s not most women. It’s some. Everyone is different and women have different types of orgasms, unlike men, that can only have one type.

Do straight guys enjoy blow jobs from gay guys?

There are two words for straight guys who enjoy sex with men, R85.

bisexual

prisoners

If a good-looking straight man is inclined to do so, he can have tons of straight sex. He does not need to "wine and dine" a woman.

R87:

Courtship?

R87 right there are plenty of ugly,fat, loose hoes that will eagerly open their legs for good dick. It’s the ugly straight men that are fucked, but that’s true for ugly gay men as well.

"Everyone is different and women have different types of orgasms"

Why does this fantasy exist? Women, like men, have one "kind" of orgasm. It comes from the clitoris, like men's comes from the penis. It's no mystery though many like the idea that it is.

[R91] that started back in the day with the elusive g-spot!

Yes R85. A lot of women don't really enjoy sucking dick or they aren't good at it. Gay men are rather enthusiastic and skilled, love to swallow, get it sprayed on their face, things women don't necessarily enjoy.

I find there are two kinds of straight guys. One thinks that gay men are just like women and they think every woman wants them - so therefore they are uncomfortable around gay men since they think all gay men want them no matter what they look like. The other could not care less who sucks their dick or who they fuck but would never identify as gay.

Errr OP, [bold]straight guys get as much sex as gay guys[/bold].

The big difference is that gay sex is consensual.

Straight men pay for sex if they can’t get it for free.

And some PREFER porn to actual sex. That’s an actual thing.

Women DO have more than one type of orgasm. And their orgasms are at least 7x more intense than a mans.

R97 = another gay man teaching us about women. *Love it*

"Envy" is a reaction to lacking something. "Jealousy" is a reaction to the threat of losing something (usually someone).

I always thought jealousy was when I’m upset you have something I don’t and I want it also while envy is I’m upset you have something I don’t and I don’t want you to have it.

R98 there are scientific studies on female orgasms.

R 100.

I assume one of them supports your hypothesis, R101. Supply a link why don't you.

Gay men that have too much sex look mentally ill. No, they are not jealous. They pity us.

The tranny or bisexual has spoken at R104. Block it. Kill it with fire.

[quote] straight guys get as much sex as gay guys.

Ummmm no. Not even close.

No one is jealous of gay men’s sex. Gay men believe this, but as a gay man in the psychology field, most of them pity us. They feel ALL WE HAVE is sex and that’s not something they look at and say “God, I want that”.

Gay men love to live in delusion. I had one that swore over 70% of the world was LGBT with the rest straight. I couldn’t imagine getting my brain to believe this to feel better about myself. You can lie to yourself over and over but that doesn’t change reality.

The CAPS queen has spoken again at R107. He has a very VESTED interest in defending straight men's VIRTUE and he likes to capitalize when he has STATED HIS BOUNDARIES about how you talk about straight MEN.

I'm not r107, but he's right.

The CAPS Troll is also a raging homophobe troll, surprise, surprise. What a cunt he is.

[quote] The biggest issue is the way gays are behaving. I keep saying this. You all wanna play stupid or scream HOMOPHOBIA cause not everyone wants to see you act like whores in public. That’s not homophobia. That’s being a normal civilized HUMAN.

I doubt that poster is even a gay man. He sounds like a straight troll who is triggered because he's a virgin and doesn't get any sex for himself!

I do think straight guys get jealous in situations where there is mandatory separation of the sexes (like boarding schools and residential rehabs).

Contrary to what OP thinks, I think Str8 men get a lot more sex then gay men

[quote] Contrary to what OP thinks, I think Str8 men get a lot more sex then gay men

R113:

gay men don't get #metoo'ed as often which is a new fly in the ointment for both causes.

[quote] If a good-looking straight man is inclined to do so, he can have tons of straight sex

Only if he lowers his standards, sometimes significantly. And even then, it's not tons of sex, just more than an unattractive straight guy would get.

Why would a good-looking straight man have to lower his standards? There are good-looking straight women in the world. Hot straight guys can get all the sex they want, regardless of the fables told on Datalounge.

Maybe they can get sex multiple times with their girlfriend, and that's a big maybe. They can't just go on a phone app and hook up multiple times per day with different partners like a gay guy could. If you think otherwise, you're just delusional and living in a fantasy, FakeNews world.

R110 that’s not even me lmao

[quote] Why would a good-looking straight man have to lower his standards? There are good-looking straight women in the world.

Men want no strings sex more than women, so good looking women can use sex to get resources and commitment from men. Of course now that sexbots are becoming more lifelike, straight men won't have to deal with women's games or have to resort to gay men for relief.

Why would any gay give a damn about straight men's sex lives?

Just as gay men aren't jealous of any man who has sex with women, straight men do not get jealous of anyone who has sex with men

R122: Of course. But that isn't the title of the thread. This is about whether straight men are jealous of gay men getting more sex? Not about straight men being jealous of not getting sex from men. That's clearly ridiculous, obviously.

[quote]Women DO have more than one type of orgasm. And their orgasms are at least 7x more intense than a mans.

R97 = A frau that is ignorant about male anatomy.

Men get orgasams that are 7x more intense than a woman's. The most intense male orgasm in a man is anally by massaging the prostate in combination with the nerves of the anal canal.

[quote]There are a lot of straight guys out there who cannot manage to get any sex. An increasing number.

That’s because they’ve been ruined by the social isolation brought on by the digital revolution, and they’ve been fooled by pornhub into thinking all you have to do is look at a woman and she’ll instantly spread her legs for you. They just don’t understand real human relationships or real sex.

R124: Women know nothing about male anatomy. Most of gay men have a PhD in male anatomy, because we are male and love males. We dedicate our whole lives to our male anatomy PhD.

The idea that women don’t know anything about dicks but every living gay man is a penis Einstein is such a joke. I’ve been in straight porn women who know how to play a dick like a musical instrument. And when it comes to gay men all being super experts on giving pleasure, well, bitch do me a favor already.

^^^been = seen

Obviously lol

[quote] I’ve been in straight porn women who know how to play a dick like a musical instrument. A

Ugh, really? They always look to me like they're doing a shit job of cocksucking and it all seems so phony.

Many women know how to suck dick. This idea that gay men are better is a false myth cause I’ve had many men who can’t suck dick for shit. That’s a lie.

And no, men do not have more intense orgasms than women. Wtf lie is that?!

R130 are you bi?

R127: I said most of us gay men have PhD's in male anatomy, not all of us. Gay men will always be the king and prince gatekeepers of male anatomy. We live and breathe it. We were born for this baby.

Not me r132. Except for pecs, abs, biceps, and glutes

R132 of course gay men are better experts at the male anatomy than women. We have male bodies and know what is pleasurable and what isn't. DUH.

You’d be shocked how many gay men suck at going around another mans body.

R134 that makes zero sense, because what you may find pleasurable someone else may not.

Yes R131, R130 is bisexual and a fucking unstable loser in general! Block him!! I blocked him last week and many others are sick of him too.

R137 are you ok? You seem mentally unstable. You’re all over this thread acting obsessed with me, even claiming I said things I never did.

Do you need help?

R134: Exactly! Of course! I was telling R127.

Straight men aren’t jealous of gay men about anything. Most straight single men get laid a lot. Tinder has made things a lot easier.

Yup r140. Too much delusion on here. I get wanting to make yourself feel better, but come on. You know damn well they aren’t “jealous” of us.

r100, r102 re: envy vs. jealousy. It turns out that DL misuses these terms all the time. As in "jealous, bitches?" Or, as in OP's thread title. We should be using the word "envious" most of the time. "Do you think straight guys envy the amount of sex gay men have?" "Envious, bitches?" Envy is the word we use when we'd like to have something that someone else haves and that we don't. Jealous SHOULD be the word we use when describing the mental state of someone who feels that his/her mate is straying.

"I'm envious of the great time you had on your gay cruise" "He became fiercely jealous when he discovered all those text messages on his bf's cell phone."

However, there's not a snowball's chance in hell that DLers will change the way they use these words.

someone else HAS (not haves) ^^

R8 I agree, it's gay delusion. Most straight men don't have nearly the astronomical number of sex partners that gay men typically have, nor do they want it. Also, gay men have a very idiosyncratic idea of what "masculinity" actually is.

Haha, there are obviously some very triggered Straight Trolls masquerading as gay men on this thread. They find the truth of OP very upsetting.

[quote] Most straight men don't have nearly the astronomical number of sex partners that gay men typically have, nor do they want it.

Bitch, please. Most men, gay or straight, have a biological urge to have sex with multiple partners. It's not gay men's fault that straight men can't easily achieve that goal.

I have a straight Polish friend,, raised in Warsaw. When I asked him about homophobia in Poland, he said that in such a Catholic country it was very difficult for straight unmarried guys to get laid. He said that they are very envious of gay men who seemingly can get laid at any time, and this was part of the reason that they don't like gay men.

R147 I’m SURE that convo happened. Very sure.

R145 "straight trolls" are going to take time out of their lives to post on DL? Ok boss.

Who is this crazy person who insists straight men are getting just as much easy sex as gay men and what alternate universe do they live in?

Please... who exactly do you think you're trying to fool?

R149 well some do. You see recent threads they've started about "Eating out" women and post female nudes here and there. As if any gay man has any interest in that shit here.

R146 No, what straight men have a biological urge to do is to procreate. Hence why a lot of them get married in their 20s. If they had the urge to fuck around, they would stay single and wait until later in life to settle down.

[quote] Hence why a lot of them get married in their 20s.

Young men in their 20s want marriage and kids?? You sound crazy and out of touch. Maybe you're actually a frau because you sure don't sound like you know anything about men.

R153 according to our trolls, straight men are going on websites like that link and getting all of the sex they ever want from women! Ha!

OMFG different people want different things! What year are we in that you all generalize everyone?!

You guys really don't think that straight men have lots of casual sex if they want casual sex? Weird.

R156 I do not think the average straight man comes close to how much sex the average gay man does. It's common sense really. Or are you purporting that straight women go cruising on sex apps, glory holes, truckstops the way gay men do?

R154 You're the one who sounds out of touch. If you were to step out of your gayborhood, you'd realize that there are a lot of young MARRIED straight couples out there. These people begin to have children in their 20s. If straight men supposedly have a built-in desire to fuck around with multiple women, then why don't they stay single until they are much older? I think what it really boils down to is that gay men don't like to own up to the overall whorishness of gay culture, so they feel offended when someone even brings that up. They claim that straight men engage in the same whorish behavior. Bullshit!

R158 20something straights are getting married and having kids in some of the lowest numbers in US history.

I think we have some straight teenage troll virgins who are just butthurt that they can't get sex like gay guys do. The truth hurts.

I live in the northeast and I know one straight guy who got married right out of college. Maybe in rural areas, men get married young, but here most men wait until their thirties. The idea that men can't wait to get married and start making babies is ridiculous.

Lol, I guess is normal for straight men to have multiple sexual partners and threesome in one night, I didn't ask their names, to be honest.

I think most people miss the point. Straight men can have casual sex as much a gay men. The different is most women are not as emotionally detached as men can be from sex. You usually don't find multiple ads for women who rent hotel rooms and want as many men as possible to cum fuck them than leave. Usually, blow and go is reserved for gay men (a fact straight men like - they can get a no recip no strings blow job and leave).

I am gay and I don’t want sex like gay men are supposed to get. I don’t want partners in the triple digits. Why would you brag about that? Why is that something to envy? It’s sad and pathetic to have that many partners unless you are a prostitute and it is clearly your job. What are you searching for? You are never going to find it in an anonymous blowjob. Pathetic.

Well aren't you just so unique and special? Do you want a special ribbon?

My dignity is the only special ribbon I’ll need.

Enjoy the clinic!

You type fat and fug so I'm sure you couldn't even get it if you wanted to, R165.

[quote]The difference is that most women are not as emotionally detached as men can be from sex.

All men know what that means and what it leads to with women.

Why is the Str8 guy in OP’s photo doing a Mary cha-cha kick while lifting weights?

Straight men don’t like the idea of their wives and daughters screwing around. They do not want women to be sexually free. They don’t want them to be great at giving blowjobs because they do not want them to be sexually experienced. All of that should be obvious from the aggressive anti-abortion/anti-birth control stuff going on. They want those bitches on lockdown, and they are willing to sacrifice a lot of their own sexual freedom to do that.

[R169] You are right about everything except the blowjobs. They want their innocent pure angels to give blowjobs from heaven. They want this to be a mysterious gift bestowed only on one person (them).

Agreed with both R169 and R170. They do want great blowjobs. But they want to be the instructors of their females learning how to give a blowjob. They want to personally coax it out of them, not have them already a master/mistress from years of previous experience.

Men want to be the masters, and when they don't, they take secret shame in wanting to be subservient. Any challenge to that, whether specific or a nebulous 'other place', is a threat to that. So grab a virgin, impress her with all your supposed prowess, and mold her into exactly what you want by your side (specifically by your *side*) as you otherwise get to do what you want (potentially including cheating). Blowjobs are just another opportunity to train her.

This is an extreme interpretation, but its at least what happens when the meaning of 'toxic masculinity' takes hold. Relationships can and do work otherwise, but the above is what is still promoted the most. And its why 'suck my dick' is still assumed as a degrading (aka *womenly*) phrase.

[quote] want as many men as possible to cum fuck them than leave.

Oh, dear!

I'm a homosexual male and I don't get all the sex you OP talk about. Your claim is an unrealistic overstated myth. And hetero men don't think of gay men and are not comparing their sex lives to that of gay men.

No, not most. Many straight men are not hedonistic or sexually compulsive. They realize as they grow older and mature that commitment, monogamy, and fidelity are values and ideals that enhance life and fulfill individuals. My married friends might complain about petty disagreements with their wives, but they love their families and are keenly grateful for the many benefits of monogamy and commitment. If anything, they pity men who continue to live hedonistic, sensually-focused lives.

[quote] And hetero men don't think of gay men

Uhh yes they do. Gay sex jokes all of the time. They're triggered and fascinated by the concept of gay sex, and oh the irony of straight trolls saying they don't think about gay men, and yet here they are posting on a gay site.

They also are relieved not to have to worry about HIV or STDs.

Sex in the straight world rough...

Rape is viral in the straight community.

[quote]They also are relieved not to have to worry about HIV or STDs.

???

Uh.. the majority of STIs are carried by straight men.

STFU frau. You sound like you're posting from a Nicholas Sparks novel R174.

[quote] They also are relieved not to have to worry about HIV or STDs.

You're right. They just have to worry about #MeToo, knocking up a woman and paying child support and they're gross straight rape porn. What a sad, sad world for the heterosexual.

R174, you're thinking of a mature adult male. Most people here are not mature adults.

THEIR not they're

R174 types frau.

I was staying at my sister's house last weekend and her husband made comments pitying me for being single and alone. When I was up late at night watching tv, I overheard him talking to himself as he was going to change his baby's diaper, muttering to himself that he hated his life and wanted to die. Things are not that rosy for most married couples.

It's one thing to make gays and gay sex the butt of jokes and derrission, which is usually something adolescents do, not so much adults. It's quite another to "think about" or be "jealous of" gay men. Straight men aren't doing much of that, if at all. And when straight men do think of gay sex because it has come to their attention, in conversation, or media, they are generally repulsed.

LOL at these quote-unquote "gay" men making such passionate defense of straight men and then getting such quick WWs. How very curious.

[quote]butt of jokes and derrission

Oh, dear!

[quote]I overheard him talking to himself as he was going to change his baby's diaper, muttering to himself that he hated his life and wanted to die.

Sure, Jan.

R174 types 80 year old nun. 'Keenly grateful??'

Why are the straights on this thread so triggered by this topic?

R189, they’re afraid us big, bad homersexshuls will penetrate (pun intended) their delicate sensibilities.

Straight men know their lives are ruined by their pussy compulsion. Women own them and they know it. Their indenture is their irrational craving for pussy.

As it has ever been. As it will always be.

[quote]No, not most. Many straight men are not hedonistic or sexually compulsive.

LOL, this frau thinks straight men are saints just because they fuck vagina. Straight men are the top perpetrators of sexual crimes committing 80%+ of all sex crimes reported in the US.

Yeah, no.

[quote]Ugh, really? They always look to me like they're doing a shit job of cocksucking and it all seems so phony.

Not going to deny this is true. But there are some who are clearly very very good at it. Not that I'd want it, but it's still fun to watch them service a really big one and the guy's reaction. Same goes for handjobs.

^^^ "this is OFTEN true"

R193 does want it because it's pretending to be gay, when it's bisexual. Blocked.

[quote]They're triggered and fascinated by the concept of gay sex

They think it's ridiculous and they basically think we're all a bunch of fucking trannies now and don't believe that a guy who isn't flaming can be gay.

Awww looks like someone has been hanging around the virginal basement dwellers at 4Chan too long at R196.

It isn’t clear that there are many gay men on this thread who haven’t dealt with straight men since high school gym class.

No, because they don't consider gay sex real sex.

[QUOTE] It isn’t clear that there are many gay men on this thread who haven’t dealt with straight men since high school gym class.

Again, please. This time in clear English.

I spent the afternoon sucking cock at my local bath house and I can't think of a single straight man who would be envious of that.

I can't think of anyone who is a sane member of an entitled, pampered and privileged majority wanting to be a member of a still somewhat persecuted minority.

The Truth Fairy has never heard of the Instagram or the Tumblr.

I think people are confusing jealousy of gay sex acts with the ease at which gay men can find sex. Straight men aren't jealous of gay sex, but obviously they want to have sex more often. I've heard straight guys say that they sometimes wish they were gay so they wouldn't have to deal with women.

I hate to break it to you, DL, but hetero guys don't think about us much at all, if at all, and if there is any actual envy on their part re: our relative promiscuity, it is mild and in passing and quickly forgotten and also coloured by the fact that it's a kind of sex they don't want anyway.

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R204 has it. For straight men, they “envy” the availability of sex to gays about as much as they “envy” the fact that other guys beat off. It’s a big so what. Butt sex with other men isn’t something they want so why “envy” it?

R203 nails it.

R204, most straight men think gay sex is horribly gross, degrading, immoral, or emasculating. So they view gay promiscuity as Overindulgence in something they consider inferior or worse anyway. It’s like people being jealous of people who have access to free people, but it’s food you find vile.

I meant access to free food, not free people

I meant access to free food, not free people

R208 you type stupid and virginal.

R208 Nevermind you are the same fucking frau at R173 and talking about kids and religion in other posts. I bet you've never had sex in your life, loser.

hmmm...

The triggered trolls in this thread are the middle circle of where Fraus meet Incels on a Venn Diagram.

The triggered trolls in this thread are the middle circle of where Fraus meet Incels on a Venn Diagram.

Once again, who cares what straight guys think or feel?

They don't have to "deal" with women. They resent that women don't want sex as much as them and therefore have power over them when it comes to sex. Straight men are dishonest.

R216, everyone at the DL dreams about straight men every waking and sleeping moment of their lives.

Some of us have social lives that include straight men because we aren't separatists. R216

I think they spend all their time worrying about their own penis and whether it gets wet

My straight neighbor gets a lot more sex than I do. Dude puts about as many hours into hooking up as I do into my full-time job. Of course, I’ve never had a crazy tinder match banging on my door at 3am threatening to get a gun out of his car if I don’t let him in, so there’s some cons to go with the pros.

R66, you do realize that HPV rates are only about 5% higher in men (45%) than in women (40%), right? So nearly half of those oh-so-clean women you thought were keeping you safe from STDs were teeming with at least one and able to pass it on to you...

[quote] My straight neighbor gets a lot more sex than I do.

And you know this because he told you?

Nope. Straights have never given gay guys a second thought.

I wonder if you can hear his neighbors women morning as he pleasures them

R223 except straight trolls on Datalounge who spend all of their time thinking and talking nonsense on a gay board. How sad for them. Maybe they should try getting some of that notorious pussy sex the trolls want you to believe they're getting all of the time.

Heteros are in eternal pursuit of the elusive female snatch and don't give a damn what other-oriented folks are getting their rocks off on.

R226 how sad for them that their pursuit for sex requires so much time, energy, resources and money. How completely pathetic and unrelatable to most gay men.

R222 I know this because we share a bedroom wall with appallingly poor sound baffling. Though I'd much rather get that soundtrack than hear a previous neighbor's drunken fiance whine about their relationship problems in the wee hours of the morning, as used to happen when I first moved in.

"Some of us have social lives that include straight men because we aren't separatists."

That sounds incredibly boring.

But hey, some people are really into Scrabble or building little ships in bottles, so you never know...

Hot, r228.

No. Straight guys don’t care how much sex gay guys have because it’s a kind of sex they don’t want. It’s like being asked if a human is jealous of a dog eating a lot of dog food. No, it’s not something one desires.

R226, uh no dude. Do you even have straight male friends?

A lot are missing the point. We’re not talking about straights being jealous of gay sex. We’re talking about the availability of sex for gays vs. straights.

There are no cruising areas for straights, no pickle parks, bathrooms, etc. where a male and female can discreetly, quickly and NSA hookup and call it a day.

While there are some straight men who are sex addicts or compulsives like the President, most are not. Many don’t even know about the wild sex scene such as having sex in bathhouses, restrooms, parks, and when I hear straight guys react to it, they seem to think it’s very freaky and nasty. I often see them wince or Shake their heads when that type of sexual escapades are discussed. Even among Millennial males, there is still a widespread expectation that their women be “clean” and “not hoes.” I have a close very goodlooking friend who drops potential dates if he learns she has been promiscuous. He is very discriminating about the type of females he is involved with because he says “hoes are nasty.”

While there are some straight men who are sex addicts or compulsives like the President, most are not. Many don’t even know about the wild sex scene such as having sex in bathhouses, restrooms, parks, and when I hear straight guys react to it, they seem to think it’s very freaky and nasty. I often see them wince or Shake their heads when that type of sexual escapades are discussed. Even among Millennial males, there is still a widespread expectation that their women be “clean” and “not hoes.” I have a close very goodlooking friend who drops potential dates if he learns she has been promiscuous. He is very discriminating about the type of females he is involved with because he says “hoes are nasty.”

While there are some straight men who are sex addicts or compulsives like the President, most are not. Many don’t even know about the wild sex scene such as having sex in bathhouses, restrooms, parks, and when I hear straight guys react to it, they seem to think it’s very freaky and nasty. I often see them wince or Shake their heads when that type of sexual escapades are discussed. Even among Millennial males, there is still a widespread expectation that their women be “clean” and “not hoes.” I have a close very goodlooking friend who drops potential dates if he learns she has been promiscuous. He is very discriminating about the type of females he is involved with because he says “hoes are nasty.”

I’m sure there are exceptions that prove the rule, but my point was let’s say there were “straight bathhouses,” offering ONLY straight NSA sex, don’t you think they’d be filled to the brim nightly? I’m sure they would. There’d be a line around the block to get in.

Yeah there are 18 times more straight people than gay people, and some of them are sexually libertine, so the absolute numbers Would be larger

Straights are 97% of the population. There are 32 times more straight men.

No Lgb identity is around 5% now

R240 whatever. Gay men are the only demo that counts on here.

Bisexual and fluid males very much count

Your fake, made up identities certainly don't count. They don't exist except as propaganda.

Those who say they're envious of gays are open to gay sex.

Not many say that

I work in retail management and thus come in contact with lots of different folks. I have straight guys working for me. They don't waste five minutes of their time considering gay sex in any stretch of the imagination. Our sex lives don't enter their minds. Sorry.

Precisely

R246 /endthread

I certainly don't envy heterosexual relationships. Straight men have to jump through so many hoops and put up with so much shit just to get laid. Seems like only the Chads/Tyrones and rich guys get laid with any regularity, but that's probably still nothing compared to the average gay man. Straight men also can't afford to be as picky and choosy as gay men, even the attractive ones often have to settle for women who aren't as attractive as they are. They're so weak-willed and easily swayed/manipulated by vagina because it's so hard for them to get it without paying.

Exactly, R249. So many triggered straight trolls on this thread like R248. Nobody says things like /endthread except for teenage virgins on 4chan and reddit. They should stop trolling gay message boards and go pound all that pussy they claim they're getting.

Some of my straight guy friends always talk about how much sex gay guys get and how annoying women are. You basically have to buy women shit and constantly tell them how hot they are -- mostly when they're not and you just want to fuck them.

Some of you sound like the straight girls who hang around gay men thinking they might get fucked.

Even more of you sound like you know as much about straight relationships as the straights know about gay relationships.

Well, given that most of us were raised by straight people and straight people make up the vast majority of the population (which means we've been exposed to their relationship dynamics all of our lives), I'm sure gays know far more about straight relationships than they know about gay ones.

Oh, how interesting, R253. My father split when I was about four. My mother never remarried. Straight romantic relationships are entirely outside of my understanding. As far as I can tell, it's all about sex. When they want to merge, it must be with the opposite sex. But in every other way and for every other purpose, they seem entirely incompatible.

r254 From the happy straight marriages I've seen in my life, it appears that the happiest ones are those in which the woman caves to her husband or just bites her tongue. I know I sound like I'm typing from 1945, but that's honestly been my experience. In happy marriages of any kind, it's best to choose your battles. Frequent bickering is very unhealthy and causes bitterness.

R249 your vile misogyny is palpable

Well, your observations are wrong, r255. Eventually, all those marriages either end in divorce or bitterness on the women's end, because she got tired of biting her tongue for so long.

R256 blame that issue on straight men. Straight men and women have lots of issues with each other.

OP, and many of you posters - the word you are looking for is ENVIOUS not jealous. So tired of this conflation.

Straight men would only be jealous of gay men if they were attracted to them and wanted to control them. LOL.

Envy is not jealousy.

Envy is wishing you had what someone else has. Coveting, FOMO, etc.

Jealousy is fear of losing what you already have.

They aren’t envious either

Like fuck they aren't jealous of easy sex R260.

Tell me, why are the relationships between straight men and women so dysfunctional? I feel bad for them.

r261 I think it's the kids that ultimately end straight marriages. And apparently having a special needs child doubles the chance of divorce. Kids are a lot of work and expense. And a lot of womens libido will flatline after 2 or 3 rugrats.

R262 navigating straight relationships sounds like walking around a field filled with hidden landmines. No thank you.

NO Straight man envys a gay relationship over the male female relationship (not hook-ups) , are you fucking nuts? Or do you just believe their bullshit? It is bullshit, sorry.

R264 you're another person with reading comprehension issues.

Yeah damn R264! We aren't discussing if straight men are jealous or envious of actual gay relationships. Like proper relationships, not things outside of proper relationships. We are discussing whether they are jealous or envious of how much sex us gay dudes get.

Thank you R265 and R266.

R261 and R264 are morons.

No. That would require them to think about sex between men, and they won't allow their straight minds to go there.

Str8 guys looooove to tell us that kind of BS to get attention from us. they see us as idiots if we fall into the trap... it works!!! 268 posts already!

from now on, treat your straight friend as Divine would:

How many straight men have rejected you? R269

Probably fewer than the number of straight women who reject straight men on a daily basis R271

R268, I have several straight male friends who have told me that they are envious of all the sex I get. They don't think or fantasize about me sucking dick or pounding some dude. They hear that I get laid several times a week, and their jaw drops in ENVY, wishing they could have a girlfriend who liked sex as much as they do.

I don't understand why this is such a difficult comprehension test for some of you. It's quite simple. Men like sex. Straight men, by extension, don't get as much sex as gay men. Everyone knows it. Straight men wish they could get laid more, and they know that their gay friends are getting laid all the time. Envy of the frequency here can exist without them suddenly seeming gay. Jeez.

R273 The people questioning this don't have straight friends. They live in their separatist bubbles that lead to faulty perceptions. Being envious of an increase in sexual activity isn't the same as being envious of gay sex.

r261 I think part of it is false expectations and image they are trying to live upto. The western family particularly in America of happily married couple in domestic bliss preferably in Suburbia with 2 kids living as happy families forever more is a myth for many as divorce statistics prove yet many still chase it and live their lives around it. It is not an unobtainable dream but I believe one lifelong happy marriage is/ are not the natural state and not naturally obtainable for the majority of people. It is just too difficult for most . A lot of marriages even good ones seem to start to flounder after around 10-15 years of marriage.The less compatible couples a lot sooner especially if they have children. Happily married life just aint that easy to maintain and so believing otherwise will inevitably lead to disappointment.

I don't know, while there have been a few divorces in my family, most of the couples seem quite happy. And my mom and dad had a bedrock-solid 56-year marriage that only death could put a crimp in.

Yeah almost all my friend are straight males, mostly married or longterm coupled. Nearly all are very content and fulfilled in their marriages and love monogamy

Reminded of this chestnut

Only very young guys, or people who forgot that there is a life outside the gay "community", can think that it is true that : 1- gays have more sex than str8 2- anyone admires our mental disorders, sex and drug addiction, STDs 3- anyone is envious of the lack of maturity, recurrent instability in terms of relationship, stupidity (today's gaylings think that Truvada will save them from death).

No, no one is envious of your weaknesses. Wake up!

Do you crave so much the validation of your str8 counterparts to believe that ?

Since your straight friends are so envious of the gay lifestyle, I challenge them to go to a straight conversion camp. It worked for many formerly straight men.

R279 you sound incredibly stupid and insecure.

Everybody knows that gay men have more NSA sex than straight men. That you're in denial about this commonly recognized fact speaks more to how out of touch you are with reality.

Just like many heterosexual men don't have sex oftenly neither do many gay men. Claiming that gay men have so much sex is an utter exaggeration and stereotype.

But straight men clearly spend way more money and time on the sex they do get. R282

Some gay men live in social bubbles and their exaggerated claims about GAY MEN are a reflection of their social bubble; not a reflection of what actually happens outside that social bubble where many gay men exist R283

R284 is a very wise woman.

Can confirm. Some of my friends, pussyhounds to boot, are amazed and, yes, envious when they realise I only need to spend little time on Grindr to get some action. “Man, you guys have it so easy!”

When I hear them whine about the tricks women play on them, or how their girlfriends are “out of order” one week a month, I almost pity them.

Almost.

Y’all worship sex, r286, bad sex. Grindr sex is low quality, loveless, mostly unattractive, dangerous, high risk, infectious sex with other sex addicts and compulsives. It’s nothing to be envious of.

People have bad sex with people they love all the time. The best sex probably is loveless. R287

If that’s what you value, dude r288.

R279, not only do you type frau, but you’re also a homophobic piece of shit. Why are you here?

Don’t bother to respond, I’ve already F&F and blocked.

The block function is something wonderful

tinder = grinder = same old game...

No it does not R292. Some of you are obviously too stupid to live if you think straight women are going for NSA handjobs, rimjobs, gloryholes, anal at the same rate as gay men.

Agree, r293. Too many people are confusing the act with the availability.

The world is designed for straight men. If their priority was having constant access to sex with an endless array of partners, they'd find a way to do that. (I think that what they really enjoy is complaining and feeling sorry for themselves, but that's just my view).

But that’s the point, r295, there are few willing females to do that with.

I think most straight guys are oblivious as to how much sex we get. They don't spend any time thinking about anyone but themselves.

I literally had this conversation with my straight roommate last night lol. He wished there was a Grindr for straight people but conceded no sane woman would go for something like that

R297, not all of us are amoral sluts. Speak for yourself man

Yes, R295, it's a cash transaction with PROSTITUTES.