Henry Cavill Part XXV: The Durrell Creatures shoot their wads over The Witcher

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When will Henry get married?

When the Durrell Creatures are no longer critically endangered.

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We’re on number 25 of the Durrell creatures threads.

There have been numerous other threads about him here.

That being written, what proof do we have he’s gay?

I think he’s gay based on circumstantial evidence presented on DL and elsewhere, but where is the evidence or proof, not the mere speculation, of his sexuality?

There is no proof. He is straight as hell!

R5 You are Duwwell!!!

Wait, is this a parody thread, or do these threads more or less parody themselves?

Careful, this could be a dangerously tricky question.

There could be a an explosion or some evil clowns lurking behind you.

Hoping he gets naked in this new show.

he posted a story! with the bear dog! he knows how to post a story on IG?!!

Oh, and his bare feet.

I love the bear dog.

Jeez he just IGed his NordicTrac results

And then?

Kal is smelling those stanky feet!

How do you know they're stanky?

Just being funny. . . R16

I like how Grace tosses in that bit about Henry's fanbase.

Please stop linking to Ann Coulter’s fat transgender sister.

Another one! He must be seeking sponsorship opportunities and Dany told him he was too boring.

Sam Clafin is playing Mycroft apparently... very odd choice since he is always depicted as Sherlock’s older, out of shape brother

I could not stop staring at his thighs in The Witcher photo.

What will happen to you when you see the sex scene in the serial where Henry will be thoroughly naked and his gorgeous hips and ass most likely will not get into the screen entirely ?)))

He should just come out and say whether or not he is doing nude scenes in the Witcher.

Oh please .... Who will watch this without sex scenes? Netflix just has not yet received the rights to the porn serial, so he veiled it under the serial about stupid pitching from a popular video game. So there will be a lot of sex. Don't worry.

We are paying him 400,000 an episode

You can bet we are making sure he shows those buns of steel

R23 he's shown his ass before so either way.....It's a win win.

OH GOD

Oh God again

Oh God The Squeakquel

He’s out of control

What’s a Witcher? One who witches? Witch isn’t a fucking verb.

Is he going to post his BM next?

Henry, bubbeleh, flex your biceps or pull up your shirt or something slutty. Even that Jesus freak Chris Pratt posted his asscrack last week.

He said “breast”. Tehe.

SMDH

Why are you “SMDH”, R35?

He goes from complete SM silence to making stories about his diet and workout. He is not trying to loose muscle to play Sherlock Holmes.

Most likely he is negotiating for a sponsored content deal. They probably want to see him make an effort on social media before they sign him.

It’s also possible he might be in negotiations for Down Under Cover which is why the Stories have a bodybuilding emphasis. By promising to play up his physical fitness on social media when they release the movie, he might be able to get more money.

I do know the Russo Brothers will be at Comic Con the same time he will be, and they are producing that movie.

Mother make it stop!

A lot of feculent and protein, not many vegs... What's for dessert?

R41 that question did not go unanswered

Yes, both of them! 👸👸

[quote] AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Is he referring to himself?

R42 yep, well, nope, I'll pass, thx.

[quote]We are paying him 400,000 an episode, You can bet we are making sure he shows those buns of steel

He's getting $300,000 an episode for the Witcher.

Nice to see old Cavill up to his usual tricks - buttering up the fraus. He's leading these insta stories into something...

That bison pasta looks like shit.

Hollywood Reporter said 400.

Fan photo

Oh wait no that’s not a fan photo, it’s his Story. Three stories this morning.

Proving what a bore he truly is.

R52 he is not! he is concentrating on his girl right now/ thats why his insta stories are boring, but not him.

She's doing her legs now.

R53 Fuck off back to WDW, frau!

[quote] She's doing her legs now.

Who?

R56 Miss Cavill.

OMFG she just stories a Spongebob GIF.

I want to slap her.

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Why refer to Henry as “her” and “she”?

Little Henrietta needs culinary lessons! Packet pasta and meat looks like some shite the dog threw up.

R60 it's what we do.

Cringy!

WDW fraubags think he's talking to them through pictures ffs

What precipitated this onslaught of banality? Did he lose a bet with his new publicist?

Definitely lost something.

R55 First? what is WDW? Second, Go fuck with yourself

R65 he is happy and wants to share it with his fans)

LOL the naiveté of his fangirls.

Who’s his new publicist?

Rogers & Cowan.

He's softening things up before the bombshell

;)

R69 What do you mean?

I agree with the others who say these stupid things he posts are cringeworthy and boring. Nobody gives a damn about what he's eating or the stupid sunglasses he's shilling. The worst was the picture at R28 where he's got the rosemary water and the the cup with the Superman logo placed in perfect camera-ready position. It's like he's not even trying to be subtle with the peddling. It would be nice if he had some guts and gave us his opinions on things going on in the world (social issues, politics, etc). But he won't because he doesn't want to upset any of his frau fans.

He’s probably doing these Instagram stories to increase Witcher attention.

R75 Then he better try harder because the majority of the shit he posts (sunglasses, food, etc) does not make me think of Witcher.

R75 Nope.

Cause. . . Witcher isn't coming out until December.

[quote]The worst was the picture at [R28] where he's got the rosemary water and the the cup with the Superman logo placed in perfect camera-ready position.

I'm wondering why he posted the Superman mug. Does he think that they'll use him as Supes? Does he think WB will order up another Supes' movie?

What is he smoking?

Well according to tweets from McQuarrie, WB practically told him and HC to f off in regards to another Superman movie. Which tbh I'm not surprised about. I don't see why HC doesn't finance it himself if he's really that bothered? Sure, he doesn't have the $$$ major studios do but still he has his own production company he could do something with; what's stopping him from trying himself.

The biggest sigh when I saw that mug. They don't want you anymore Henry. Accept it!!

[quote] what's stopping him from trying himself.

Henry Cavill has the ambition and energy of a sloth when it comes to work and acting. He wants to be a movie star with money and fame without much effort. He wants to be known as Superman (or Bond) without actually putting in the effort to be them.

He'll never get Bond.

R81 Bingo! He's delusional. He thinks he deserves to be the lead in everything and it doesn't work that way. You have to work your way up and prove yourself, but he can't stand doing supporting roles. His diva attitude is not helping him.

Umm

He is doing a supporting role in Enola Holmes right now. Like literally.

[quote]I don't see why HC doesn't finance it himself if he's really that bothered? Sure, he doesn't have the $$$ major studios do but still he has his own production company he could do something with; what's stopping him from trying himself.

He doesn't have the rights to produce the film, because Superman is owned by DC -- not HC.

He’s out of control

[quote]The biggest sigh when I saw that mug. They don't want you anymore Henry. Accept it!!

IKR?!

He's looking desperate as fuck. He needs to let it go. WB is locked down with other projects, and none of them are with the working title Superman.

R86 Wow, his life really is sad and pathetic. All he does is post about workouts, healthy meals, his dog, and peddling products. He truly is incredibly dull. He may as well just not post about anything.

R86 Maybe, he's trying to shed some weight, so he can be considered for other parts. Let's hope.

R88 He's dipping and doing it with some dude. He's just not trying to put himself out there like that. He just doesn't know that he'll be more interesting if he does.

No wonder he latches onto every interesting thing his girlfriends do without them he's a black hole. These insta stories just prove how dull this guy really is. Nearing 40 & travels the world and -this- is his content? Selfies with coppers? Walking a dog? Seriously! No wonder he's always dumped. Nobody wants to put up with this crap.

Beardog speaks for all...

Jesus! How many fucking times a day is he going to post this stupid shit?! He’s starting to come off as really strange. What’s next - a post of him picking his nose?

R83 R84 his mission impossible 6 was also a supporting role/vilain.

R81 he is putting the effort, but only into keeping the bodybuilder's body, even if it's conterproductive to get some acting jobs, his character will end up being over built, even if it's not necessary in the story.

R93 don't give him ideas!... He may be is posting shits because he has some free time and realised he was supposed to be in the public eyes? I am surprised he didn't post about Jui Jitsu yet? He could do worst and post about his videogaming, I think he is leaving that part out on purpose.

R78 he will always be superman, all the actors who played superman are doing conventions, once superman, always superman, even if your show was cancel or your role was recast.

R89 when you're eating that much and working out every day you're not loosing weight, you're gaining weight : muscle, Sherlock is going to kick some asses!

R74 he will never post about his actual opinion (if he has one), just the fact that he post a picture with a cop calling him "the finest" tells you he is not a rebel. If you want a british posting his opinion go on twitter, I follow brexit through a few of my fave actors, it's not covered by the media in my country.

Head between paws

Maybe he’s doing some kind of performance art peice

Oh FFS!

Meh rebel, shmebel. The UK police force have been constantly under much justified and appropriate criticism especially the last few years due to their grandstanding and pathetic PC bullshit.

R96 Emotional support zebra.

He shares his life with us .....finnaly) isn't it nice?) He is so down to earth), our beautiful Henry)

R82 only Henry . Only he can be prefect Bond. And they have no choice. He'll be next agent 007

Delusional.

[Quote] only Henry . Only he can be prefect Bond. And they have no choice. He'll be next agent 007

He's in the middle of a manic episode. Give it a few weeks, then he'll shut down.

A Henry Cavill manic episode is the equivalent of riding the people mover at the airport.

His custom made motorcycle helmet has vintage Superman comics and the Union Jack printed on it.

I want to cry.

Ok the helmet I can accept. Admittedly it looks kinda cool. Everything else however... the mug, the figurines, that fucking blue tank top he never seems to ever take off...no!

Erm...

He has his initials largely printed on his helmet, so strangers can identify him when driving

>Joking right?

Nope

Also note the framed picture of the beardog

The font appears to be inspired by this iteration of the DC Comics logo.

Wow. Desperation seems an understatement.

R111 he took that story down

just having pb with my IG

R114 Nope, it's still there.

It's Pride weekend, Henry ;) Instead of hiding down the other end of the park ;)

What Henry really wanted to post

He’s losing it.

Pb with his IG?

You just stop it right now The man we know named Henry Cavill is not a gay so why you keep spreading fake stories of the Henry. We appreciate the Henry will tell his dedicated fans if he is in a romantic commitment relationship with a very nice mature woman not fame whores stalker trolls he do now lie to his fans so stop it you saying.

R121

Now he’s doing cardio and watching cnn. He m not even bothering making a screenshot.

He could at least do something sexy like Luke

Did he give up?

Nope

That bitch sheds like crazy

Underneath all that body hair and muscle is Hyacinth Bucket.

Beautiful!

Shoot me now

SMDH

Another fitness post with a caption #Henry'sbagoftricks

Not even going to touch that one.

He storied the installation of a GPS on his motorcycle

Tomorrow: lining the shelves in the pantry

I want to hit him

Now he is trimming Kal's claws

A little bit of me dies every time he posts a story.

Why don't his handlers put a stop to this cruel and humiliating experiment with social media?

What is his endgame?

A stranger showed him his superman tattoo and he shared it on his story

you. are not. superman. anymore.

Now he stories from the plane, annoyed that they seated in in the front row of first class where all the boarding passengers pass by.

She’s in Italy for Enola I’m assuming

He found a small tomato.

Oy

Head between paws

Time for a cat, human

Oh God

Oy.

Visiting the chirruns

Duwwell!