I hate to say this, but why is Kirk Cameron still so hot?

OP = Aaron Schock

I don't think he's grown into his looks. I put in the same category as Elijah Wood. Once cute actors who now look somewhat creepy as adults.

R2 disagree. Think he’s very attractive

You can see the evil start to etch its way onto his features.

Because he's never had to do a day of physical work in his entire life? Because for the past 20 years, he really hasn't had to do jack squat except run his big mouth on subjects he knows nothing about? Because being an arrogant, know-it-all asshole is not that difficult of a role for him?

He’s quite handsome.

He's gray finally.

And looks handsome as ever r7

He's very handsome. More so now than when he was a twink, but then again I like older men.

Why? Good bone structure, staying fit and living a healthy life (no smoking, probably little or no drinking, no drugs) ... but mostly good bone structure. All the prayer and proselytizing in the world won't help you if you look like Cletus Spuckler

Handsome but nothing special. I saw a thousand hotter guys at pride today.

I find religious homophobes to be ugly no matter what they look like on the outside. I can't get past their inner and ultimately outer ugliness.

Religious bigotry must be the fountain of youth that Ponce De Leon was searching for.

R10 aka you saw almost naked men at Pride.

R13 No many were clothed, and just better looking than him. Kirk is better looking than the average person, but nothing extraordinary. It's not hard at all to find someone hotter than him just walking down a busy street for 10 mins

What some of you find irresistible about him is that he's openly homophobic. For some gay men, that just gets them more hot and bothered than anything else.

R14 no one said he’s the most handsome person. We just said he’s handsome and shocked he still maintained his boyish looks. That’s all.

Of course there are hotter.

Kirk Cameron back in the day - I loved his hair and cute face. He's 48 now and morphed into an older conservative man. There's still a few remnants of his former handsome self left but they're obscured by his being a squeaky clean, creepy, Christian conservative.

At a young age he was seduced by a strict evangelical religion which harmed his career and reputation.

I was so turned on as a gayling by the race track scene from Like Father, Like Son...

He had the bubble butt of life back in the ‘80s...

To torment Sodomites

No comments on the bulge in OP's pic?

Kirk looks very average to me.

Wasn't there a story about him being a pass around bottom at a sex club back in the late 80s? It probably has as much truth as the Bruce Willis/Michael J Fox Emmy limo story. Plus if he was, he'd probably be dead.

He and his sister Candace married SUPER young, like before they were 21 young. That’s not giving yourself nearly enough time to figure out who you are or what you like.

He's attractive because of his genetic makeup, not due to any influence from some mythological sky fairy.

Ode to Clean Living.

Homophobic turdbreath.

R25 gets it. Sadly, many think genetics mean nothing. They’re everything in the end.

He's not hideous or anything but "hot" is quite a stretch.

You could see a thousand guys like him or much more attractive at any given shopping mall or monster truck pull, I'm sure.

He’d set you on fire and clap as you burned to death, dumbass.

Cute works when you're 15. But it's not as appealing when you're a man in your 30s, 40s, and 50s. That's why Michael J Fox's career faltered. And I think it's the real reason Kirk hasn't worked on any noteworthy projects since 1990 (even though he claims to be picky about his roles for moral reasons).

Man, that middrift in R18's clip. You can't deny he was a pretty perfect looking young man. And the fact that he didn't primp or play into it much only made him hotter.

Jesus keeps a observant man clean and free from unnatural desires. A god fearing wife and respect for family life keeps an honorable man healthy and young for his family. Her pleasure he provides, as nature intends. She cleaves unto him and he remains strong and virile. He cares for himself, for he was born in the image of our lord. Kirk is a very handsome and youthful white man of faith.

He's prettier than Candace, anyway.

Straight males do not have midriffs R32.

Ugh. R33

I think he’s hot.

R31 Michael J Fox had a pretty respectable career until his illness got to him. He was in his late 30s when Spin City was a hit.

I take that back. He's still doing a lot of stuff to this day.

You bitches would swoon at your own executioner if he was hot, and sharpen and shine the blade of the guillotine that would cut off your own heads.

Kirk Cameron would have had a bigger career if he actually wanted one and didn’t take himself too seriously, unlike his sister. He won’t even kiss someone that’s not his wife. Candace and her husband don’t care if she does for a role. Kirk and his wife do.

He doesn’t wanna do anything but Evangelical stuff now.

Not Hot, Stealth Republican Propaganda Troll.

NEXT

[quote] That's why Michael J Fox's career faltered.

Huh? Michael J. Fox's career faltered because he got the shakes.

Was Michael J. Fox ever considered a heartthrob though? A lot of boyish teens don't make the transition to good looking adult. Sean Astin did briefly before he got fat.

R43, even before he became ill, it was clear he wasn't leading man material for films.

R44, he was a TV heartthrob who didn't make the transition to movie heartthrob. He did great playing a kid in Back to the Future, but he didn't shine to bright when he played a grown-up (Casualties of War). He did OK in a couple of comedies though.

[quote] Wasn't there a story about him being a pass around bottom at a sex club back in the late 80s?

Wasn't there a story like that about EVERY young sitcom star with a nice ass?

I do think that Cameron is deeply closeted.

R47 you guys think everyone is.

Welcome to reality where more people think like him about gays than you.

[quote]but he didn't shine to bright

Oh, dear!

I would lust over his pics in Teen Beat and Bop when I was a teen. I used to think that I felt those feelings because I wanted to BE him. It wasn’t until later that I realized that it was because I WANTED him.

R50 me and a bartender were discussing this yesterday. He said he used to think he would wanna BE the hot guys he would see until he realized it’s that he WANTED them for himself lol.

OP = Helen Keller

Yep, that was definitely my MO, R51.

The man has never ONCE cleaned his anus.

Not once.

"Roaches?! My Kurt is a clean teen!"

[quote] He said he used to think he would wanna BE the hot guys he would see until he realized it’s that he WANTED them for himself lol.

LoL! )

His sister and him always looked like they could have some black ancestry.

What is “Camp Fruitfly?”

What is “Camp Podwall?”

Is it the hair or features, R57? Kirk had a blonde bowl haircut as a young kid, which quickly transitioned into a jewfro when he became a teen.

Kirk and Candace are both blondes with white features. Nothing about them looks black. Stupid racist. Curly hair doesn’t mean black.

[quote] I used to think that I felt those feelings because I wanted to BE him. It wasn’t until later that I realized that it was because I WANTED him.

I used to think that I felt those feelings because I wanted to BE him. It wasn’t until later that I realized that it was because I wanted to BE IN him.

There, fixed that for ya! LOL

The Subway diet works for him.

God blessed him. And he has good genetics. Cameron looks amazing too.

Um, semen facials (not his own)

I have put this thread on ignore four times so far this morning. It just won't stay there. Why, Muriel?

I have put this thread on ignore five times so far this morning. It just won't stay there. Why, Muriel?

LOL, the photographer at R50 knew what he was doing. "Kirk, how about a relaxed shot with your legs up? I'll try this angle... down here."

R68 It was probably the same photographer who took this photo.

God I miss being a teen and jerking off to stuff like r69

R70 = Bryan Singer

I said WHEN I WAS A TEEN

There’s an episode of Growing Pains where the entire Seaver family have to stay in Mike’s apt over the garage because of termite issues. They’re all piled onto Mike’s water bed and the thing suddenly starts spurting water. Kirk is wearing a half top and snug light grey sweatpants and he’s lying on his stomach (bubble butt in view of the camera) with his mouth wide open trying to catch the spraying water in his mouth. That scene used to get me so horned up whenever I’d see it as a kid.

[quote]The man has never ONCE cleaned his anus.

And that would be wrong?

Most people don’t clean out their holes

The waterbed episode

Ew no he always looks creeper molesty

Thanks R76. Go to the 17:50 mark.

“I’ve had twice as many people in this bed...don’t worry, they were all guys!”

The B story was about Carol being fat: crashing through the ceiling while doing aerobics, potentially causing the waterbed to pop, and a host of other fat jokes spoken directly the actress, Tracey Gold, who would temporarily leave the show within the next couple of years to get treatment for anorexia.

That was Golds problem r80, no one else’s.

You understood that word salad, r81?

R82, the grammar's not perfect, but certainly you can use context clues (second grade English class stuff) to figure out what the post is saying. You're not that helpless.

He’s barely aged.

The bulge in OP's pic is well-nigh pr0onographic! Have you all gone blind? The bicycle seat cannot accomodate Kirk's massive shaft and pommes de terre, so they hang over to the right, the picture is scandalous, are you people all insane?

I would cash out my Roth IRA, penalties included, in exchange for 15 minutes alone with Kirk's frenulum

He looks even hotter in motion. Very handsome man.

God Blessed him.

With his son.

Jeez, the genes didn’t flow down to the next generation. His son is rather unfortunate looking.

R89 I think he’s adopted. They have one bio kid and the rest are all adopted. Asshole.

[quote]Asshole

Wow. A little harsh, don’t you think? Are you one of his adopted kids?

R18, love that seen too! Man, he looks so fckin hot I would probably have jumped him if I were on the track team. He has really nice legs, as is seen in the waterbed episode.

[quote]love that seen too

Oh, dear!

R92 he’s always had beautiful thighs and a nice ass.

He look like he was sucking cock when he was trying to drink the water from the water bed

I don't believe the "pass-around bottom" story, but you have to wonder why he went so overboard with this religion stuff. Even going as far as accusing the producers of GP of making child porn.

What happened to him? What drove him to be so nuts about everything?

R96 he clearly saw and/or experienced something that set him off against it all.

R97, he has discussed this. He and some friends went to an amusement park and he got mobbed. Not just a group of fans, but afraid-for-my-life mobbed. It seems that that experience of being completely out of control and being completely powerless set him off. Religion was a way of regaining both control and power.

Mmm...not buying it.

Sorry, Kirk.

R93, "scene"... was typing too fast! Also, Kirk had perfect lips -- just right for making out for hours on end...

Handsome yes, but too bad he’s judgemental.

Candace had a similar story of being mobbed. I once saw her at a local mall and there was a massive crowd. This was just after FH ended.

In R87 he's starting to look weather beaten and older. Just a glimmer of his former self.

Evangelical evil is never a good look.

He’s going to be on the set where Growing Pains was shot because he’s shooting an episode of a sitcom. I wonder what sitcom cast him.

Oh it’s his sisters show. They asked him to do a Guest spot and he’s filming it now.

Nice to see him acting a little again.

R103 he’s 48 now. He looks fine.

R107 Homophobia and fanaticism NEVER look fine. He's becoming a grizzled old man who looks as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside.

He does not look ugly 🙄

R109 Stop defending a homophobe and a self righteous fanatic. Don't be that desperate.

R110, it has nothing to do with desperation. KC is a handsome man, and he looks great for his age. That's true whether he's a devil or a saint. What do his beliefs have to do with his physical appearance?

Cringeworthy on the right.

So hot back in the day.

OP, “God has been good to him”? He is ugly inside and out. Gtfo.

[quote]Stop defending a homophobe and a self righteous fanatic. Don't be that desperate.

I’ve learned that unfortunately, on this board, the queens will overlook anything if they think you’re “hot.”

See: Schock, Aaron; Busally, Hiwa

He looks amazing

He looks awful in the OP's picture.

Only Frankenstein could be attracted to a forehead like that.

God has His big joke awaiting. Kirk might keep his looks throughout his life, but then, one day, he'll be nothing but a shriveling corpse in the ground.

His looks are going nowhere

Candace said Happy Holidays! Blasphemous bitch is spending Christmas outside!

I love Candace

Who said that he was hot? In what alternate universe?

Candace is opposed to interracial marriage.

He looks like a much less attractive Jonathan Groff.

Cleaning living pays off.

R123 when did she say this?

He looks good, to be honest.

I’ve never found him attractive even when I watched growing pains every week. He nasty.

I'll do anything for lust, but I won't do that.

R126, read it on AGC.com. 1-2 years ago.

Kirk Cameron was THE teen idol in the late 80s. I was in middle school at the time and the girls had his pictures all over their lockers. Growing Pains was their #1 show. Then Kirk and Growing Pains were replaced by Beverly Hills 90210 and Luke Perry and Jason Priestley in the early 90s.

OP, you hate to say it, and I hate you for saying it, so that balances things out, I guess.

Semen facials. Not his own.

He is a man of God r133

^which one?

Hi everybody! It’s me, Patty Simcox!

He looks standard white man that eats right. Probably half a f**. There's a ton of these uppity white men in any urban center. Nothing special.

Because my Lord and Savior Jesus Chris fucks me up the ass every single night.

Dalhmer was a good looking guy too, Ted Bundy was a stunner.

Are there any shirtless photos of young Kirk?

Hmmmm I like him with facial hair.

Kirk Cameron should be thrown into a wood chipper, while still alive.

Ha! Let’s tweet that to him r143

Because he’s happy and living his best life!

He's hot because he's living so close to the fires of hell. He's a disciple of Satan masquerading as a messenger of God. Just like most of his ilk.

[quote] Cleaning living pays off.

Oh, honey, it really don’t.

[quote]Probably half a f**.

???

I had OP blocked. Quel surprise that it would post about Kirk Fucking Cameron.

It's probably mostly genetics. But also he didn't ruin his looks with a lot of smoking, drugs or boozing.

He’s handsome. I’d do his bible thumping, closet-case ass, toute de suite.

That generic bland white douche is hot to you. He looks like he has the IQ of a gnat. Disgusting.

His face is starting to look a bit simian.

I struggle with the fact that several of the men I find morally repulsive come in packages that I find mindnumbingly hot.

I used to find him quite unattractive during his heyday. I just didn't get the heart throb status (I'm seven years older), bu now I do find him physically attractive despite his overwhelming need to channel his sanctimony to the world.

WTF is it with that birthday picture? Only two of the dourest looking women with the most negative body language in the periphery as though they're expected to be present and just want a goddamn sandwich. so blow out the fucking candle already... So beloved is Kirk or is he a sanctimonious fuck in everyday life?

He’s ugly.

He isn’t ugly.

I used to fantasize off of this pin-up back in the day. It kinda looks like he’s getting head.

He looks like any other white dude in his mid to late 40s who has never had to do anything worthwhile in his life, so...

OP is horny and desperate.

He's a demon.

R161, pretty much. At least Antonio Sabato Jr. was actually hot--this guy is just a creepy, hostile Evangelical freak.

R162 Yeah ASJ is hot enough to overlook his insanity. Kirk...not even close

He has pretty eyes.

R152 - “That generic bland white douche is hot to you. He looks like he has the IQ of a gnat. Disgusting.”

Yes Carol-Ann, to me, he’s hot. His religious zeal is off-putting, but I can deal with that.

IQ of a gnat, you say? How gifted you are to assess that based on looks. Disgusting say you? How deep and eloquent.

He'd cook you in an oven r165 if he and his evangelical brethren had any power.

OP is a gay Eva Braun

Christian, in and of itself, does not turn me off at all. Nobody turned me on more than Pat Boone at his youthful peak. Prefer them to tattooed "bad boy" posers.

[quote]Even going as far as accusing the producers of GP of making child porn.

[quote] There’s an episode of Growing Pains where the entire Seaver family have to stay in Mike’s apt over the garage because of termite issues. They’re all piled onto Mike’s water bed and the thing suddenly starts spurting water. Kirk is wearing a half top and snug light grey sweatpants and he’s lying on his stomach (bubble butt in view of the camera) with his mouth wide open trying to catch the spraying water in his mouth. That scene used to get me so horned up whenever I’d see it as a kid.

Where there's smoke, there's fire…

You want more evidence that pedos made up the staff of that show, look at what the little girl at 02:14 is wearing. The actress, Heidi Ziegler, quit the business altogether in 1992.

Heidi is a married mom and schoolteacher these days.

He looks amazing

I might eat hIs ass

Most of you are mentally ill.

If Kirk bent over and told you to eat his ass out you’d run to his asshole

I think that Kirk is making these threads.

Y’all nasty 🤢

Wonder why there's no shirtless pic of him circulating around. Was he afraid of young gay boys around the world will be masturbating

He’s a Christian. He doesn’t want to promote indecency, impurity, or any type of sin.

We were in fondue class together and he cheated on his finals.

He will not show skin. He is SUPER Conservative.

People keep bringing up Candace but she is not near as bad as her bro. She is a Christian, big deal. She has stated she would be fine with gay characters on her show, she kisses other actors when the role calls for it (her brother refuses to), she has no issues with her daughter wearing what she wants, or her sons being shirtless.

I wonder how Kirk feels about Candace not adopting any kids. He and his wife are big on adopting at least one child rather than having a bunch of your own.

He is pro-adoption for himself. He doesn’t judge people harshly for not adopting. I don’t know any adopter parent who does.

I always said if I ever have a kid it would be through adoption. There are too many kids in this would to keep bringing more and more in.

R157, I’m sorry to ruin your masterbatory fantasies, but Kirk Cameron is despicable, hateful, and homophobic. This makes him an ugly, repulsive human being.

R156

R186. And your point is again. Eye roll

[quote]He's hot because he's living so close to the fires of hell. He's a disciple of Satan masquerading as a messenger of God. Just like most of his ilk.

Jesus practiced the same religion as Mindy Cohn.

Hmmm, when did Kirk Cameron find religion? Was it after his stint on the show, during, or does he come from a really conservative Christian family?

He came to Christianity during Growing Pains. He’s stated that his family actually did not practice religion at all when he was young and that he used to be an atheist.

My guess - he was molested or had a gay experience and became a holy rolling bible thumper.

I wish Ricky Schroder would punch him in the face.

After the first five seconds I saw BUBBA on "Mama's Family" I forgot that Kirk Cameron ever existed.

You boys that defend him and his ways know that he would let you be burned alive right?

He’s not THAT BAD r194

[quote] The B story was about Carol being fat: crashing through the ceiling while doing aerobics, potentially causing the waterbed to pop, and a host of other fat jokes spoken directly the actress, Tracey Gold, who would temporarily leave the show within the next couple of years to get treatment for anorexia.

She was supposed to have been Samantha on [italic]Gimme A Break![/italic] but she couldn't play a tomboy as well as Lara Jill Miller (no relation to Jeremy). At least there, the fat jokes were at the expense of people who were actually morbidly obese.

Kirk will be even hotter when I finally get him.

Uncircumcised, delicious frenulum. At some point I stop caring about politics.

He is cut

He does have great eyes

R3 agree, and now I am conflicted, deeply conflicted.

He's better looking that most middle aged men, but hardly a stunner. Definitely not good looking enough to ignore his insanity.

He has green eyes

r193 is correct. I was mesmerized from the first moment I laid eyes on Bubba of "Momma's Family." Oh my god.

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