11 Questions With Joel Osteen’s Cute Son Jonathan

They should ask who his father is.

What a creepy-looking face.

That’s cute? OP you be blind.

Rich in Neanderthal genes

He has his dad's creepy non-stop smile and his mom's shark eyes.

Sorry, the boy flames big time.

There’s nothing cute about that?

He's "not the biggest barbecue fan," but he thinks chocolate chip cookies are SO good.

That's my takeaway from the first thirty second. Also, he loves the rodeo and doesn't really go to bars.

He should get rid of the pornstache.

[quote]but he thinks chocolate chip cookies are SO good.

Especially the smell of freshly-baked ones.

When around 2 min. he explains why he doesn't have a girlfriend but is looking forward to meeting a "very kind" one he sounds like Tay Tay Lautner back in the day.

All that money his father bamboozled out of people and they couldn't afford an orthodontist?

Will he be disowned if he comes out? I can't stand Joel so I don't listen to him - is Joel fire and brimstone and homosexuals should be condemned to hell?

Time for an eye exam, OP.

When asked about the girlfriend he said "it's something I'm looking forward to...". Does that mean he's never had a gf? At age 24? Hmmmmmm. Methinks I smell a homo.

We don't agree with the gay, ahem, lifestyle.

How does he feel about conning idiots out of their savings? Because that is the meat of the job.

Eh, I think he's attractive.

Anyone who goes by Jonathan and not John or Jon is almost alway gay. Every choreographer, hairstylist, New Kid on the Block you name it.

R18 He is obviously. But the mustache doesn't help.

Hahah, I actually have a thing for pornstaches. It's a strange choice for a pastor's son though.

I loooooove sports!!!!!!! Football and basketball!!!!!

How does it feel being a member of the Hispanic community in Texas during the time of Trump? Have you ever faced any discrimination or abuse?

^ ???? Is this kid Hispanic? Did Joel marry a Hispanic woman?

I love in Houston and I’m OBSESSED with this boy!! I’m even considering going to the Lakewood church to see him speak....dayam he hawt!

Nice to hear he has a following among the local gay community. Can you build him up into a gay icon?

When he comes out the Hubble Telescope will be working overtime.

He oozes gay.

70s Gay pornstache, while actively fighting sibilant “s” ? Ping…ping…ping. Have to admit I would love it…perfect karma for those parents. Ugh.

His monster mother makes Mama Tebow seem like a Care Bear

I actually wonder if the mustache (which may or may not be associated with a little goatee there) was somebody's suggestion for butching him up. Didn't work.

He’s had some facial hair since he was a kid.

I think it suits him!

Hahah, that's a good photoshop job.

R19, my ex has a son named Jonathan...gay from deeeeeep space.

He will have a bordello full of Christian fellas who he would feed the holy sacrament to every night in form of nocturnal thrusting in mouth and anus

Does it ever close its mouth?

has potential. cute enough. I go back and forth on the stache...but we'll see. bet he looks good naked

Jonathan's father could not be reached for comment.

^^ 😂 Stole that from the first thread.

I'd like to see a conversation between him and Shawn Mendes.

Gay as a tree full of parakeets!

[quote] is Joel fire and brimstone and homosexuals should be condemned to hell?

When pushed on the subject he will say that he believes homosexual activity to be sinful, but he is not against homosexual people. He isn't the type that preaches on the subject, and is not fire and brimstone. He preaches a very self-help gospel lite message, built around the prosperity gospel. Basically, God wants you to be rich, and He will make you rich if you give money to Him. Of course, what Osteen means is give your money to Osteen, not God. It is insidious. At least with the fire and brimstone types, they are being upfront with what they believe, so you know what they stand for.

IIRC Rev. Osteen is the one who wouldn't open his church to victims of hurricane flooding in Houston and was roundly criticized.

Cute? Where?

The Osteens are conservative grifters. This guy can fuck right off if he’s following in their footsteps.

Maybe he’s a liberal grifter who will open up the church to homosexuals. Ever think of that?

I love that R38, and I do remember it from the first thread.

He looks like Lyman with that hideous 'stache.

Is he circumcised?

he's very adjacent

So I’m a Houstonian and am going to listen to Jonathan’s sermon next Sunday at Lakewood Church. I urge all my fellow Houston homo brothers to join me at the 11am service so we can be Jonathan’s new Fag Fan Club!! We’ll swoon together, blow kisses, and then wait to shake his hand afterward. Then we can go to brunch and blackout.

He looks better with no facial hair

Fuck him and his piece of shit father and the rest of those who pray on the vulnerable for their own ego and wealth.

^ prey

R54 - OMG he is so hot in that pic!!! Definitely better without the facial hair and also looks younger 😍😍😍

That’s because he was younger. That pic is four years old!

Damn! Was he even legal??? Now I’m ashamed lol

r54 I hope he bottomed for the guy sitting to his left

r60 *on the left / next to him ...whatever

Or maybe 🙏 they flip-flopp fucked!! It would be cute seeing Jonathan try to fuck!

[QUOTE]Damn! Was he even legal??? Now I’m ashamed lol

I think he’s in his mid-20s so yeah he was a barely legal primo piece of teen twink ass then.

r59 that picture was 2015 and he was born in 1995 so he was 19 or 20 there.

Thanks R63 and R64! 18-20 years old is a perfect age for “breaking them in.”

He's definitely going to get married and have kids with a woman eventually to keep up appearances and so the family can keep the money flowing into their mega-churches.

[quote] he's very adjacent

What does that mean?

Is he a friend of Tebow?

R68 They mean white adjacent, not a thoroughbred. He definitely looks hispanic... especially with that mustache.

She needs to lose the facial hair.

He has a visible black, neck mole. Ugh.

In r71 video, holy hell he is gay. But whenever I can hear a speaker's gums or lips making squishy noises, it weirds me out.

[QUOTE]“When we wake up expecting a great day, God meets us right there.”

Yeah sometimes with a sharp punch in the mouth.

[quote] They mean white adjacent, not a thoroughbred. He definitely looks hispanic... especially with that mustache.

Well he looks like a thoroughbred to me - from the heart of the desert of Arabia, free and full of spirit.

He has his dad's squinty eyes and big toothy smile, especially in the video posted above of him speaking.

[quote] He has his dad's squinty eyes and big toothy smile, especially in the video posted above of him speaking.

I don't see the guy at R38 squinting or smiling.

A credible poster here previously claimed that Joel and Aaron Schock fucked. So would you really be surprised if Joel’s son pings? They’re all hypocrites.

I think he’s the makeup artist ‘s baby. Gorgeous photo.

R79 Everyone is a hypocrite.

Both of his parents appear to have very light skin, yet this young man has olive skin. He appears Hispanic. I don't think his mom cheated on his dad, because he has Joel's eyes and toothy smile. So...has one of the parents been bleaching his or her skin to appeal more to their redneck target audience?

R82 Rednecks aren't their target audience. Their target demographic is affluent urbanites and suburbanites.

The kid looks like his mom a lot. Wonder if she has some Hispanic blood she is trying to pray away.

R84 Her family name IIoff is of German and Russian origin. There are a lot of Germans who are darker skinned, there is even an old stereotype of swarthy Germans.

What about the post upthread where Aaron and Joel supposedly got nasty. Truth?

Russians are intrinsically white-adjacent. An exotic people, known for their tea caravans and savage dances.

Oh, please. He's cute and looks like every other twink you geezers fawn over. GTFOH

He's a cutie. I know I would do him just to say I smashed Joel Osteen's son!

I'm becoming more and more attracted to him. Hope he's gay! Though he seems like a Steele Johnson type. Wholesome... will take a wife and live that Life, Laugh, Love life while peddling the prosperity gospel.

r84 What Daddy really needs to pray for is a better plastic surgeon.

True 91

His forehead starts at his eyelashes

Jonathan is literally the gayest guy in the Bible, assuming David was bi.

Does Joel cry after he has sex with his wife ?

[quote]There are a lot of Germans who are darker skinned

Next you'll be telling us there are Norwegian Catholics . . .

the GUMS, r84!

aaaaaaaah!

R97 They both must give terrible, toothy head.

So Pastor Joel fucked the Cockgobbler?

This guy is making me feel all kinds of nasty unholy urges.....I may be in love! What a fun challenge he would be 😈

I'd like to see his penis.

Yeah! I bet the cock on that boy is GOOD! Probably very thick and precums like a fire hose. All those pent up preacher boy desires!

It's probably out there if some of you bitches looks hard enough. What are the odds he's not sending it to somebody?

He looks so much better without facial hair, but I guess he doesn’t want to look pretty and dainty.

^^^ I’m picturing that microphone as a big fat cock....he sure does hold it nicely! Good boy 😘

R106 is Joel

Can’t stand all the god talk but I find him sexy. I like his big mouth and even his lisp.

Have we seen his legs? Are they hairy?

The stache is really incongruous but he's definitely a good-looking kid (and well-spoken).

If he was a gayling completely detached from Osteen, I'd like him even more.

oh wait...NO!

I just watched one minute of the Password clip! Yuck!

R44 All Conservatives are grifters.

Who the hell are the shut-ins who think this kid is remotely hot? He looks like a muppet and seems to be well down the grifting highway just like dear dad.

R114, Muppets can be hot.

In this season of life, he’s gay.

I would gladly accept the role of “secret daddy” on the side/down low so he could explore his forbidden desires with complete discretion. That way he could continue the family grifting tradition and all he would have to do in return is set me up in a nice little townhouse. Call me boy!

disgusting

Have to agree the "yikes, mustache" crowd.

Fuck that entire grifting fucking family.

He’s cuter than ever now that he finally did something with that mustache.

What the hell ever happened to our Jonathan?

Good question, R123. I don’t think he sermonizes anymore.

He got married.

So 3 years ago he didn't even have a gf and now he's already married?

OMG -- talk about a closet case!

He's scum like his parents but rest assured dicksucking is in his future.

The scent of Jesus' cookies will keep him on the correct path.

[QUOTE] So 3 years ago he didn't even have a gf and now he's already married?

It was inevitable. He’s the future of the family business, a multi-million dollar enterprise. Only a matter of time before he wriggled into a lavender marriage.

Joel Osteen's wife flipped out during some flight because there was a stain on her chair. I think it ended up in court. I assume this is her son. Many of the rich evangelicals have sons who take over the empire. David Wilkerson's son took over his ministry, Wilkerson used to ride around in a "cherry red" Mercedes.

Jonathan is a cutie. I don't believe he's straight, though.

He's just enjoying being single at the moment.

Well as it turns out, he found the girl of his dreams and got married.

He's off the market. And you though he liked boys.

R134 Frau von Fraustein

TAX THEM!

R135. Hey Sherlock, my comment was pure sarcasm.

Is Joel his biological father?

I had a comment but was distracted from “posting from Slovenia about a local primary” 😂

Thay gayface could launch a thousand dicks.

And suck them all too.