Looks like he’s coming out.. as the future face of the church.
11 Questions With Joel Osteen’s Cute Son Jonathan
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 6, 2023 9:03 AM |
They should ask who his father is.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 29, 2019 4:38 PM |
What a creepy-looking face.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 29, 2019 5:01 PM |
That’s cute? OP you be blind.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 29, 2019 5:10 PM |
Rich in Neanderthal genes
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 29, 2019 5:26 PM |
He has his dad's creepy non-stop smile and his mom's shark eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 29, 2019 5:27 PM |
Sorry, the boy flames big time.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 29, 2019 5:41 PM |
There’s nothing cute about that?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 29, 2019 5:47 PM |
He's "not the biggest barbecue fan," but he thinks chocolate chip cookies are SO good.
That's my takeaway from the first thirty second. Also, he loves the rodeo and doesn't really go to bars.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 29, 2019 6:02 PM |
He should get rid of the pornstache.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 29, 2019 6:04 PM |
[quote]but he thinks chocolate chip cookies are SO good.
Especially the smell of freshly-baked ones.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 29, 2019 6:06 PM |
When around 2 min. he explains why he doesn't have a girlfriend but is looking forward to meeting a "very kind" one he sounds like Tay Tay Lautner back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 29, 2019 6:06 PM |
All that money his father bamboozled out of people and they couldn't afford an orthodontist?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 29, 2019 6:07 PM |
Will he be disowned if he comes out? I can't stand Joel so I don't listen to him - is Joel fire and brimstone and homosexuals should be condemned to hell?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 29, 2019 7:04 PM |
Time for an eye exam, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 29, 2019 7:37 PM |
When asked about the girlfriend he said "it's something I'm looking forward to...". Does that mean he's never had a gf? At age 24? Hmmmmmm. Methinks I smell a homo.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 29, 2019 7:41 PM |
We don't agree with the gay, ahem, lifestyle.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 29, 2019 7:55 PM |
How does he feel about conning idiots out of their savings? Because that is the meat of the job.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 29, 2019 7:57 PM |
Eh, I think he's attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 29, 2019 8:16 PM |
Anyone who goes by Jonathan and not John or Jon is almost alway gay. Every choreographer, hairstylist, New Kid on the Block you name it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 29, 2019 8:16 PM |
R18 He is obviously. But the mustache doesn't help.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 29, 2019 8:22 PM |
Hahah, I actually have a thing for pornstaches. It's a strange choice for a pastor's son though.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 29, 2019 8:24 PM |
I loooooove sports!!!!!!! Football and basketball!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 29, 2019 8:41 PM |
How does it feel being a member of the Hispanic community in Texas during the time of Trump? Have you ever faced any discrimination or abuse?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 29, 2019 8:48 PM |
^ ???? Is this kid Hispanic? Did Joel marry a Hispanic woman?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 29, 2019 8:56 PM |
I love in Houston and I’m OBSESSED with this boy!! I’m even considering going to the Lakewood church to see him speak....dayam he hawt!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 29, 2019 9:04 PM |
Nice to hear he has a following among the local gay community. Can you build him up into a gay icon?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 29, 2019 10:26 PM |
When he comes out the Hubble Telescope will be working overtime.
He oozes gay.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 29, 2019 10:36 PM |
70s Gay pornstache, while actively fighting sibilant “s” ? Ping…ping…ping. Have to admit I would love it…perfect karma for those parents. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 29, 2019 10:46 PM |
His monster mother makes Mama Tebow seem like a Care Bear
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 29, 2019 10:57 PM |
I actually wonder if the mustache (which may or may not be associated with a little goatee there) was somebody's suggestion for butching him up. Didn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 29, 2019 11:04 PM |
He’s had some facial hair since he was a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 30, 2019 12:14 AM |
Hahah, that's a good photoshop job.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 30, 2019 1:17 AM |
R19, my ex has a son named Jonathan...gay from deeeeeep space.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 30, 2019 2:17 AM |
He will have a bordello full of Christian fellas who he would feed the holy sacrament to every night in form of nocturnal thrusting in mouth and anus
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 30, 2019 2:20 AM |
Does it ever close its mouth?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 30, 2019 2:22 AM |
has potential. cute enough. I go back and forth on the stache...but we'll see. bet he looks good naked
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 30, 2019 2:38 AM |
Jonathan's father could not be reached for comment.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 30, 2019 2:50 AM |
^^ 😂 Stole that from the first thread.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 30, 2019 3:40 AM |
I'd like to see a conversation between him and Shawn Mendes.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 30, 2019 4:51 AM |
Gay as a tree full of parakeets!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 30, 2019 5:04 AM |
[quote] is Joel fire and brimstone and homosexuals should be condemned to hell?
When pushed on the subject he will say that he believes homosexual activity to be sinful, but he is not against homosexual people. He isn't the type that preaches on the subject, and is not fire and brimstone. He preaches a very self-help gospel lite message, built around the prosperity gospel. Basically, God wants you to be rich, and He will make you rich if you give money to Him. Of course, what Osteen means is give your money to Osteen, not God. It is insidious. At least with the fire and brimstone types, they are being upfront with what they believe, so you know what they stand for.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 30, 2019 5:14 AM |
IIRC Rev. Osteen is the one who wouldn't open his church to victims of hurricane flooding in Houston and was roundly criticized.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 30, 2019 11:19 AM |
Cute? Where?
The Osteens are conservative grifters. This guy can fuck right off if he’s following in their footsteps.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 30, 2019 11:25 AM |
Maybe he’s a liberal grifter who will open up the church to homosexuals. Ever think of that?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 30, 2019 3:22 PM |
I love that R38, and I do remember it from the first thread.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 30, 2019 6:00 PM |
Is he circumcised?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 30, 2019 6:15 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 30, 2019 6:20 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 30, 2019 6:21 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 30, 2019 6:22 PM |
he's very adjacent
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 30, 2019 6:26 PM |
So I’m a Houstonian and am going to listen to Jonathan’s sermon next Sunday at Lakewood Church. I urge all my fellow Houston homo brothers to join me at the 11am service so we can be Jonathan’s new Fag Fan Club!! We’ll swoon together, blow kisses, and then wait to shake his hand afterward. Then we can go to brunch and blackout.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 30, 2019 6:57 PM |
Fuck him and his piece of shit father and the rest of those who pray on the vulnerable for their own ego and wealth.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 30, 2019 6:58 PM |
^ prey
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 30, 2019 6:58 PM |
R54 - OMG he is so hot in that pic!!! Definitely better without the facial hair and also looks younger 😍😍😍
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 30, 2019 7:00 PM |
That’s because he was younger. That pic is four years old!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 30, 2019 7:01 PM |
Damn! Was he even legal??? Now I’m ashamed lol
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 30, 2019 7:02 PM |
r54 I hope he bottomed for the guy sitting to his left
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 30, 2019 7:03 PM |
r60 *on the left / next to him ...whatever
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 30, 2019 7:04 PM |
Or maybe 🙏 they flip-flopp fucked!! It would be cute seeing Jonathan try to fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 30, 2019 7:05 PM |
[QUOTE]Damn! Was he even legal??? Now I’m ashamed lol
I think he’s in his mid-20s so yeah he was a barely legal primo piece of teen twink ass then.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 30, 2019 7:06 PM |
r59 that picture was 2015 and he was born in 1995 so he was 19 or 20 there.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 30, 2019 7:08 PM |
Thanks R63 and R64! 18-20 years old is a perfect age for “breaking them in.”
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 30, 2019 7:12 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 30, 2019 7:15 PM |
He's definitely going to get married and have kids with a woman eventually to keep up appearances and so the family can keep the money flowing into their mega-churches.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 30, 2019 7:24 PM |
[quote] he's very adjacent
What does that mean?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 30, 2019 8:09 PM |
Is he a friend of Tebow?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 30, 2019 8:09 PM |
R68 They mean white adjacent, not a thoroughbred. He definitely looks hispanic... especially with that mustache.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 30, 2019 8:16 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 1, 2019 1:48 AM |
She needs to lose the facial hair.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 1, 2019 1:49 AM |
He has a visible black, neck mole. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 1, 2019 1:54 AM |
In r71 video, holy hell he is gay. But whenever I can hear a speaker's gums or lips making squishy noises, it weirds me out.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 1, 2019 1:56 AM |
[QUOTE]“When we wake up expecting a great day, God meets us right there.”
Yeah sometimes with a sharp punch in the mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 1, 2019 2:22 AM |
[quote] They mean white adjacent, not a thoroughbred. He definitely looks hispanic... especially with that mustache.
Well he looks like a thoroughbred to me - from the heart of the desert of Arabia, free and full of spirit.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 1, 2019 4:29 AM |
He has his dad's squinty eyes and big toothy smile, especially in the video posted above of him speaking.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 1, 2019 4:33 AM |
[quote] He has his dad's squinty eyes and big toothy smile, especially in the video posted above of him speaking.
I don't see the guy at R38 squinting or smiling.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 1, 2019 4:35 AM |
A credible poster here previously claimed that Joel and Aaron Schock fucked. So would you really be surprised if Joel’s son pings? They’re all hypocrites.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 1, 2019 4:44 AM |
I think he’s the makeup artist ‘s baby. Gorgeous photo.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 1, 2019 4:47 AM |
Both of his parents appear to have very light skin, yet this young man has olive skin. He appears Hispanic. I don't think his mom cheated on his dad, because he has Joel's eyes and toothy smile. So...has one of the parents been bleaching his or her skin to appeal more to their redneck target audience?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 1, 2019 5:06 AM |
R82 Rednecks aren't their target audience. Their target demographic is affluent urbanites and suburbanites.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 1, 2019 5:16 AM |
The kid looks like his mom a lot. Wonder if she has some Hispanic blood she is trying to pray away.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 1, 2019 5:28 AM |
R84 Her family name IIoff is of German and Russian origin. There are a lot of Germans who are darker skinned, there is even an old stereotype of swarthy Germans.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 1, 2019 5:33 AM |
What about the post upthread where Aaron and Joel supposedly got nasty. Truth?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 1, 2019 5:35 AM |
Russians are intrinsically white-adjacent. An exotic people, known for their tea caravans and savage dances.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 1, 2019 12:41 PM |
Oh, please. He's cute and looks like every other twink you geezers fawn over. GTFOH
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 1, 2019 1:58 PM |
He's a cutie. I know I would do him just to say I smashed Joel Osteen's son!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 1, 2019 3:15 PM |
I'm becoming more and more attracted to him. Hope he's gay! Though he seems like a Steele Johnson type. Wholesome... will take a wife and live that Life, Laugh, Love life while peddling the prosperity gospel.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 1, 2019 10:04 PM |
r84 What Daddy really needs to pray for is a better plastic surgeon.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 1, 2019 10:09 PM |
True 91
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 2, 2019 4:49 AM |
His forehead starts at his eyelashes
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 2, 2019 4:50 AM |
Jonathan is literally the gayest guy in the Bible, assuming David was bi.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 2, 2019 5:19 AM |
Does Joel cry after he has sex with his wife ?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 2, 2019 6:06 AM |
[quote]There are a lot of Germans who are darker skinned
Next you'll be telling us there are Norwegian Catholics . . .
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 3, 2019 4:17 AM |
the GUMS, r84!
aaaaaaaah!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 3, 2019 4:17 AM |
R97 They both must give terrible, toothy head.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 3, 2019 4:22 AM |
So Pastor Joel fucked the Cockgobbler?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 3, 2019 4:26 AM |
This guy is making me feel all kinds of nasty unholy urges.....I may be in love! What a fun challenge he would be 😈
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 3, 2019 11:56 AM |
I'd like to see his penis.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 3, 2019 12:46 PM |
Yeah! I bet the cock on that boy is GOOD! Probably very thick and precums like a fire hose. All those pent up preacher boy desires!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 3, 2019 12:48 PM |
It's probably out there if some of you bitches looks hard enough. What are the odds he's not sending it to somebody?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 3, 2019 2:14 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 3, 2019 3:38 PM |
He looks so much better without facial hair, but I guess he doesn’t want to look pretty and dainty.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 3, 2019 4:03 PM |
^^^ I’m picturing that microphone as a big fat cock....he sure does hold it nicely! Good boy 😘
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 4, 2019 4:27 AM |
R106 is Joel
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 4, 2019 4:47 AM |
Can’t stand all the god talk but I find him sexy. I like his big mouth and even his lisp.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 4, 2019 5:39 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 4, 2019 5:51 AM |
Have we seen his legs? Are they hairy?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 4, 2019 6:43 AM |
The stache is really incongruous but he's definitely a good-looking kid (and well-spoken).
If he was a gayling completely detached from Osteen, I'd like him even more.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 4, 2019 6:55 AM |
oh wait...NO!
I just watched one minute of the Password clip! Yuck!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 4, 2019 6:57 AM |
R44 All Conservatives are grifters.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 4, 2019 7:26 AM |
Who the hell are the shut-ins who think this kid is remotely hot? He looks like a muppet and seems to be well down the grifting highway just like dear dad.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 4, 2019 12:39 PM |
In this season of life, he’s gay.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 4, 2019 4:17 PM |
I would gladly accept the role of “secret daddy” on the side/down low so he could explore his forbidden desires with complete discretion. That way he could continue the family grifting tradition and all he would have to do in return is set me up in a nice little townhouse. Call me boy!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 4, 2019 8:10 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 28, 2020 1:41 PM |
disgusting
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 28, 2020 1:45 PM |
Have to agree the "yikes, mustache" crowd.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 28, 2020 1:49 PM |
Fuck that entire grifting fucking family.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 28, 2020 1:53 PM |
He’s cuter than ever now that he finally did something with that mustache.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 29, 2020 2:14 AM |
What the hell ever happened to our Jonathan?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 5, 2021 1:42 AM |
Good question, R123. I don’t think he sermonizes anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 20, 2022 2:51 AM |
So 3 years ago he didn't even have a gf and now he's already married?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 5, 2023 4:13 PM |
OMG -- talk about a closet case!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 5, 2023 4:21 PM |
He's scum like his parents but rest assured dicksucking is in his future.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 5, 2023 4:21 PM |
The scent of Jesus' cookies will keep him on the correct path.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 5, 2023 4:24 PM |
[QUOTE] So 3 years ago he didn't even have a gf and now he's already married?
It was inevitable. He’s the future of the family business, a multi-million dollar enterprise. Only a matter of time before he wriggled into a lavender marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 5, 2023 4:40 PM |
Joel Osteen's wife flipped out during some flight because there was a stain on her chair. I think it ended up in court. I assume this is her son. Many of the rich evangelicals have sons who take over the empire. David Wilkerson's son took over his ministry, Wilkerson used to ride around in a "cherry red" Mercedes.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 5, 2023 4:41 PM |
Jonathan is a cutie. I don't believe he's straight, though.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 5, 2023 4:51 PM |
He's just enjoying being single at the moment.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 5, 2023 8:18 PM |
Well as it turns out, he found the girl of his dreams and got married.
He's off the market. And you though he liked boys.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 5, 2023 8:20 PM |
R134 Frau von Fraustein
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 5, 2023 8:32 PM |
TAX THEM!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 5, 2023 8:36 PM |
R135. Hey Sherlock, my comment was pure sarcasm.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 5, 2023 10:25 PM |
Is Joel his biological father?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 6, 2023 5:59 AM |
I had a comment but was distracted from “posting from Slovenia about a local primary” 😂
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 6, 2023 6:15 AM |
Thay gayface could launch a thousand dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 6, 2023 8:23 AM |
And suck them all too.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 6, 2023 9:03 AM |