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11 Questions With Joel Osteen’s Cute Son Jonathan

Looks like he’s coming out.. as the future face of the church.

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by Anonymousreply 141March 6, 2023 9:03 AM

They should ask who his father is.

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2019 4:38 PM

What a creepy-looking face.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2019 5:01 PM

That’s cute? OP you be blind.

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2019 5:10 PM

Rich in Neanderthal genes

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2019 5:26 PM

He has his dad's creepy non-stop smile and his mom's shark eyes.

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2019 5:27 PM

Sorry, the boy flames big time.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2019 5:41 PM

There’s nothing cute about that?

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2019 5:47 PM

He's "not the biggest barbecue fan," but he thinks chocolate chip cookies are SO good.

That's my takeaway from the first thirty second. Also, he loves the rodeo and doesn't really go to bars.

by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2019 6:02 PM

He should get rid of the pornstache.

by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2019 6:04 PM

[quote]but he thinks chocolate chip cookies are SO good.

Especially the smell of freshly-baked ones.

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2019 6:06 PM

When around 2 min. he explains why he doesn't have a girlfriend but is looking forward to meeting a "very kind" one he sounds like Tay Tay Lautner back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2019 6:06 PM

All that money his father bamboozled out of people and they couldn't afford an orthodontist?

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2019 6:07 PM

Will he be disowned if he comes out? I can't stand Joel so I don't listen to him - is Joel fire and brimstone and homosexuals should be condemned to hell?

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2019 7:04 PM

Time for an eye exam, OP.

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2019 7:37 PM

When asked about the girlfriend he said "it's something I'm looking forward to...". Does that mean he's never had a gf? At age 24? Hmmmmmm. Methinks I smell a homo.

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2019 7:41 PM

We don't agree with the gay, ahem, lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2019 7:55 PM

How does he feel about conning idiots out of their savings? Because that is the meat of the job.

by Anonymousreply 17June 29, 2019 7:57 PM

Eh, I think he's attractive.

by Anonymousreply 18June 29, 2019 8:16 PM

Anyone who goes by Jonathan and not John or Jon is almost alway gay. Every choreographer, hairstylist, New Kid on the Block you name it.

by Anonymousreply 19June 29, 2019 8:16 PM

R18 He is obviously. But the mustache doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 20June 29, 2019 8:22 PM

Hahah, I actually have a thing for pornstaches. It's a strange choice for a pastor's son though.

by Anonymousreply 21June 29, 2019 8:24 PM

I loooooove sports!!!!!!! Football and basketball!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 22June 29, 2019 8:41 PM

How does it feel being a member of the Hispanic community in Texas during the time of Trump? Have you ever faced any discrimination or abuse?

by Anonymousreply 23June 29, 2019 8:48 PM

^ ???? Is this kid Hispanic? Did Joel marry a Hispanic woman?

by Anonymousreply 24June 29, 2019 8:56 PM

I love in Houston and I’m OBSESSED with this boy!! I’m even considering going to the Lakewood church to see him speak....dayam he hawt!

by Anonymousreply 25June 29, 2019 9:04 PM

Nice to hear he has a following among the local gay community. Can you build him up into a gay icon?

by Anonymousreply 26June 29, 2019 10:26 PM

When he comes out the Hubble Telescope will be working overtime.

He oozes gay.

by Anonymousreply 27June 29, 2019 10:36 PM

70s Gay pornstache, while actively fighting sibilant “s” ? Ping…ping…ping. Have to admit I would love it…perfect karma for those parents. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 28June 29, 2019 10:46 PM

His monster mother makes Mama Tebow seem like a Care Bear

by Anonymousreply 29June 29, 2019 10:57 PM

I actually wonder if the mustache (which may or may not be associated with a little goatee there) was somebody's suggestion for butching him up. Didn't work.

by Anonymousreply 30June 29, 2019 11:04 PM

He’s had some facial hair since he was a kid.

by Anonymousreply 31June 30, 2019 12:14 AM

I think it suits him!

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by Anonymousreply 32June 30, 2019 12:53 AM

Hahah, that's a good photoshop job.

by Anonymousreply 33June 30, 2019 1:17 AM

R19, my ex has a son named Jonathan...gay from deeeeeep space.

by Anonymousreply 34June 30, 2019 2:17 AM

He will have a bordello full of Christian fellas who he would feed the holy sacrament to every night in form of nocturnal thrusting in mouth and anus

by Anonymousreply 35June 30, 2019 2:20 AM

Does it ever close its mouth?

by Anonymousreply 36June 30, 2019 2:22 AM

has potential. cute enough. I go back and forth on the stache...but we'll see. bet he looks good naked

by Anonymousreply 37June 30, 2019 2:38 AM

Jonathan's father could not be reached for comment.

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by Anonymousreply 38June 30, 2019 2:50 AM

^^ 😂 Stole that from the first thread.

by Anonymousreply 39June 30, 2019 3:40 AM

I'd like to see a conversation between him and Shawn Mendes.

by Anonymousreply 40June 30, 2019 4:51 AM

Gay as a tree full of parakeets!

by Anonymousreply 41June 30, 2019 5:04 AM

[quote] is Joel fire and brimstone and homosexuals should be condemned to hell?

When pushed on the subject he will say that he believes homosexual activity to be sinful, but he is not against homosexual people. He isn't the type that preaches on the subject, and is not fire and brimstone. He preaches a very self-help gospel lite message, built around the prosperity gospel. Basically, God wants you to be rich, and He will make you rich if you give money to Him. Of course, what Osteen means is give your money to Osteen, not God. It is insidious. At least with the fire and brimstone types, they are being upfront with what they believe, so you know what they stand for.

by Anonymousreply 42June 30, 2019 5:14 AM

IIRC Rev. Osteen is the one who wouldn't open his church to victims of hurricane flooding in Houston and was roundly criticized.

by Anonymousreply 43June 30, 2019 11:19 AM

Cute? Where?

The Osteens are conservative grifters. This guy can fuck right off if he’s following in their footsteps.

by Anonymousreply 44June 30, 2019 11:25 AM

Maybe he’s a liberal grifter who will open up the church to homosexuals. Ever think of that?

by Anonymousreply 45June 30, 2019 3:22 PM

I love that R38, and I do remember it from the first thread.

by Anonymousreply 46June 30, 2019 6:00 PM

He looks like Lyman with that hideous 'stache.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 30, 2019 6:09 PM

Is he circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 48June 30, 2019 6:15 PM
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by Anonymousreply 49June 30, 2019 6:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 50June 30, 2019 6:21 PM
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by Anonymousreply 51June 30, 2019 6:22 PM

he's very adjacent

by Anonymousreply 52June 30, 2019 6:26 PM

So I’m a Houstonian and am going to listen to Jonathan’s sermon next Sunday at Lakewood Church. I urge all my fellow Houston homo brothers to join me at the 11am service so we can be Jonathan’s new Fag Fan Club!! We’ll swoon together, blow kisses, and then wait to shake his hand afterward. Then we can go to brunch and blackout.

by Anonymousreply 53June 30, 2019 6:57 PM

He looks better with no facial hair

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by Anonymousreply 54June 30, 2019 6:57 PM

Fuck him and his piece of shit father and the rest of those who pray on the vulnerable for their own ego and wealth.

by Anonymousreply 55June 30, 2019 6:58 PM

^ prey

by Anonymousreply 56June 30, 2019 6:58 PM

R54 - OMG he is so hot in that pic!!! Definitely better without the facial hair and also looks younger 😍😍😍

by Anonymousreply 57June 30, 2019 7:00 PM

That’s because he was younger. That pic is four years old!

by Anonymousreply 58June 30, 2019 7:01 PM

Damn! Was he even legal??? Now I’m ashamed lol

by Anonymousreply 59June 30, 2019 7:02 PM

r54 I hope he bottomed for the guy sitting to his left

by Anonymousreply 60June 30, 2019 7:03 PM

r60 *on the left / next to him ...whatever

by Anonymousreply 61June 30, 2019 7:04 PM

Or maybe 🙏 they flip-flopp fucked!! It would be cute seeing Jonathan try to fuck!

by Anonymousreply 62June 30, 2019 7:05 PM

[QUOTE]Damn! Was he even legal??? Now I’m ashamed lol

I think he’s in his mid-20s so yeah he was a barely legal primo piece of teen twink ass then.

by Anonymousreply 63June 30, 2019 7:06 PM

r59 that picture was 2015 and he was born in 1995 so he was 19 or 20 there.

by Anonymousreply 64June 30, 2019 7:08 PM

Thanks R63 and R64! 18-20 years old is a perfect age for “breaking them in.”

by Anonymousreply 65June 30, 2019 7:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 66June 30, 2019 7:15 PM

He's definitely going to get married and have kids with a woman eventually to keep up appearances and so the family can keep the money flowing into their mega-churches.

by Anonymousreply 67June 30, 2019 7:24 PM

[quote] he's very adjacent

What does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 68June 30, 2019 8:09 PM

Is he a friend of Tebow?

by Anonymousreply 69June 30, 2019 8:09 PM

R68 They mean white adjacent, not a thoroughbred. He definitely looks hispanic... especially with that mustache.

by Anonymousreply 70June 30, 2019 8:16 PM
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by Anonymousreply 71July 1, 2019 1:48 AM

She needs to lose the facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 72July 1, 2019 1:49 AM

He has a visible black, neck mole. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 73July 1, 2019 1:54 AM

In r71 video, holy hell he is gay. But whenever I can hear a speaker's gums or lips making squishy noises, it weirds me out.

by Anonymousreply 74July 1, 2019 1:56 AM

[QUOTE]“When we wake up expecting a great day, God meets us right there.”

Yeah sometimes with a sharp punch in the mouth.

by Anonymousreply 75July 1, 2019 2:22 AM

[quote] They mean white adjacent, not a thoroughbred. He definitely looks hispanic... especially with that mustache.

Well he looks like a thoroughbred to me - from the heart of the desert of Arabia, free and full of spirit.

by Anonymousreply 76July 1, 2019 4:29 AM

He has his dad's squinty eyes and big toothy smile, especially in the video posted above of him speaking.

by Anonymousreply 77July 1, 2019 4:33 AM

[quote] He has his dad's squinty eyes and big toothy smile, especially in the video posted above of him speaking.

I don't see the guy at R38 squinting or smiling.

by Anonymousreply 78July 1, 2019 4:35 AM

A credible poster here previously claimed that Joel and Aaron Schock fucked. So would you really be surprised if Joel’s son pings? They’re all hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 79July 1, 2019 4:44 AM

I think he’s the makeup artist ‘s baby. Gorgeous photo.

by Anonymousreply 80July 1, 2019 4:47 AM

R79 Everyone is a hypocrite.

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by Anonymousreply 81July 1, 2019 4:50 AM

Both of his parents appear to have very light skin, yet this young man has olive skin. He appears Hispanic. I don't think his mom cheated on his dad, because he has Joel's eyes and toothy smile. So...has one of the parents been bleaching his or her skin to appeal more to their redneck target audience?

by Anonymousreply 82July 1, 2019 5:06 AM

R82 Rednecks aren't their target audience. Their target demographic is affluent urbanites and suburbanites.

by Anonymousreply 83July 1, 2019 5:16 AM

The kid looks like his mom a lot. Wonder if she has some Hispanic blood she is trying to pray away.

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by Anonymousreply 84July 1, 2019 5:28 AM

R84 Her family name IIoff is of German and Russian origin. There are a lot of Germans who are darker skinned, there is even an old stereotype of swarthy Germans.

by Anonymousreply 85July 1, 2019 5:33 AM

What about the post upthread where Aaron and Joel supposedly got nasty. Truth?

by Anonymousreply 86July 1, 2019 5:35 AM

Russians are intrinsically white-adjacent. An exotic people, known for their tea caravans and savage dances.

by Anonymousreply 87July 1, 2019 12:41 PM

Oh, please. He's cute and looks like every other twink you geezers fawn over. GTFOH

by Anonymousreply 88July 1, 2019 1:58 PM

He's a cutie. I know I would do him just to say I smashed Joel Osteen's son!

by Anonymousreply 89July 1, 2019 3:15 PM

I'm becoming more and more attracted to him. Hope he's gay! Though he seems like a Steele Johnson type. Wholesome... will take a wife and live that Life, Laugh, Love life while peddling the prosperity gospel.

by Anonymousreply 90July 1, 2019 10:04 PM

r84 What Daddy really needs to pray for is a better plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 91July 1, 2019 10:09 PM

True 91

by Anonymousreply 92July 2, 2019 4:49 AM

His forehead starts at his eyelashes

by Anonymousreply 93July 2, 2019 4:50 AM

Jonathan is literally the gayest guy in the Bible, assuming David was bi.

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by Anonymousreply 94July 2, 2019 5:19 AM

Does Joel cry after he has sex with his wife ?

by Anonymousreply 95July 2, 2019 6:06 AM

[quote]There are a lot of Germans who are darker skinned

Next you'll be telling us there are Norwegian Catholics . . .

by Anonymousreply 96July 3, 2019 4:17 AM

the GUMS, r84!

aaaaaaaah!

by Anonymousreply 97July 3, 2019 4:17 AM

R97 They both must give terrible, toothy head.

by Anonymousreply 98July 3, 2019 4:22 AM

So Pastor Joel fucked the Cockgobbler?

by Anonymousreply 99July 3, 2019 4:26 AM

This guy is making me feel all kinds of nasty unholy urges.....I may be in love! What a fun challenge he would be 😈

by Anonymousreply 100July 3, 2019 11:56 AM

I'd like to see his penis.

by Anonymousreply 101July 3, 2019 12:46 PM

Yeah! I bet the cock on that boy is GOOD! Probably very thick and precums like a fire hose. All those pent up preacher boy desires!

by Anonymousreply 102July 3, 2019 12:48 PM

It's probably out there if some of you bitches looks hard enough. What are the odds he's not sending it to somebody?

by Anonymousreply 103July 3, 2019 2:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 104July 3, 2019 3:38 PM

He looks so much better without facial hair, but I guess he doesn’t want to look pretty and dainty.

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by Anonymousreply 105July 3, 2019 4:03 PM

^^^ I’m picturing that microphone as a big fat cock....he sure does hold it nicely! Good boy 😘

by Anonymousreply 106July 4, 2019 4:27 AM

R106 is Joel

by Anonymousreply 107July 4, 2019 4:47 AM

Can’t stand all the god talk but I find him sexy. I like his big mouth and even his lisp.

by Anonymousreply 108July 4, 2019 5:39 AM
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by Anonymousreply 109July 4, 2019 5:51 AM

Have we seen his legs? Are they hairy?

by Anonymousreply 110July 4, 2019 6:43 AM

The stache is really incongruous but he's definitely a good-looking kid (and well-spoken).

If he was a gayling completely detached from Osteen, I'd like him even more.

by Anonymousreply 111July 4, 2019 6:55 AM

oh wait...NO!

I just watched one minute of the Password clip! Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 112July 4, 2019 6:57 AM

R44 All Conservatives are grifters.

by Anonymousreply 113July 4, 2019 7:26 AM

Who the hell are the shut-ins who think this kid is remotely hot? He looks like a muppet and seems to be well down the grifting highway just like dear dad.

by Anonymousreply 114July 4, 2019 12:39 PM

R114, Muppets can be hot.

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by Anonymousreply 115July 4, 2019 12:42 PM

In this season of life, he’s gay.

by Anonymousreply 116July 4, 2019 4:17 PM

I would gladly accept the role of “secret daddy” on the side/down low so he could explore his forbidden desires with complete discretion. That way he could continue the family grifting tradition and all he would have to do in return is set me up in a nice little townhouse. Call me boy!

by Anonymousreply 117July 4, 2019 8:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 118April 28, 2020 1:41 PM

disgusting

by Anonymousreply 119April 28, 2020 1:45 PM

Have to agree the "yikes, mustache" crowd.

by Anonymousreply 120April 28, 2020 1:49 PM

Fuck that entire grifting fucking family.

by Anonymousreply 121April 28, 2020 1:53 PM

He’s cuter than ever now that he finally did something with that mustache.

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by Anonymousreply 122April 29, 2020 2:14 AM

What the hell ever happened to our Jonathan?

by Anonymousreply 123June 5, 2021 1:42 AM

Good question, R123. I don’t think he sermonizes anymore.

by Anonymousreply 124February 20, 2022 2:51 AM

He got married.

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by Anonymousreply 125March 5, 2023 4:01 PM

So 3 years ago he didn't even have a gf and now he's already married?

by Anonymousreply 126March 5, 2023 4:13 PM

OMG -- talk about a closet case!

by Anonymousreply 127March 5, 2023 4:21 PM

He's scum like his parents but rest assured dicksucking is in his future.

by Anonymousreply 128March 5, 2023 4:21 PM

The scent of Jesus' cookies will keep him on the correct path.

by Anonymousreply 129March 5, 2023 4:24 PM

[QUOTE] So 3 years ago he didn't even have a gf and now he's already married?

It was inevitable. He’s the future of the family business, a multi-million dollar enterprise. Only a matter of time before he wriggled into a lavender marriage.

by Anonymousreply 130March 5, 2023 4:40 PM

Joel Osteen's wife flipped out during some flight because there was a stain on her chair. I think it ended up in court. I assume this is her son. Many of the rich evangelicals have sons who take over the empire. David Wilkerson's son took over his ministry, Wilkerson used to ride around in a "cherry red" Mercedes.

by Anonymousreply 131March 5, 2023 4:41 PM

Jonathan is a cutie. I don't believe he's straight, though.

by Anonymousreply 132March 5, 2023 4:51 PM

He's just enjoying being single at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 133March 5, 2023 8:18 PM

Well as it turns out, he found the girl of his dreams and got married.

He's off the market. And you though he liked boys.

by Anonymousreply 134March 5, 2023 8:20 PM

R134 Frau von Fraustein

by Anonymousreply 135March 5, 2023 8:32 PM

TAX THEM!

by Anonymousreply 136March 5, 2023 8:36 PM

R135. Hey Sherlock, my comment was pure sarcasm.

by Anonymousreply 137March 5, 2023 10:25 PM

Is Joel his biological father?

by Anonymousreply 138March 6, 2023 5:59 AM

I had a comment but was distracted from “posting from Slovenia about a local primary” 😂

by Anonymousreply 139March 6, 2023 6:15 AM

Thay gayface could launch a thousand dicks.

by Anonymousreply 140March 6, 2023 8:23 AM

And suck them all too.

by Anonymousreply 141March 6, 2023 9:03 AM
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