Eric Swalwell

He looks retarded.

He looks like Dennis Quaid. And that is not a hunk, more like a hick.

that's not a hunk

Young Dennis Quaid was gorgeous.

Came out of nowhere and promptly u-turned right back to it.

I think he is handsome, but he was awful at the debate.

I want him inside me so bad 😍 But tbh I love the dumb football jock type 💪

Why's his chin scarred up?

Scat Queen

Swallowell? Gays should love that name.

This what, the fourth thread you've made about him OP?

He looks at least 50. I don’t believe he’s a Millennial.

He looks really old for his age. That happens when you are white, look like a used condom by the age of 30

A hunk? On what planet?? He looks like he drools when he eats. He's a very odd looking fellow with a big block head.

He is 38, so he is a young Gen Xer. We used to talk about his Presidential chances a lot around 2017 then he dropped out of the conversation.

He pretty much took the young-out-of-luck narrative away from Pete during the debate.

He has a fat, long schlong and plump gonads.

I’m not sure why he’s running for President. He brings nothing to the table.

He’s appeared on cable news a lot.

Before he announced his presidential run I found him a little too eager to hop in front of whatever camera was closest. He just seems way too thirsty for the spotlight. I am put off by him. He looks like he has mild BO too.

He is holding a torch for Biden.

Maybe he can win as a future Senator from California. The field is too crowded for the 2020 race for him to garner many real traction. He's very ambitious, and like some others, will attempt shortcuts.

^any, not many

[quote]I I found him a little too eager to hop in front of whatever camera was closest. He just seems way too thirsty for the spotlight.

Well, he does have something in common with Miss Lindzey.

Swalwell, Harris, and Castro are probably the best vetted of the younger democrats with Swalwell being the most outgoing of the tree.

Love him.

He's cute. His face is a little weird but ugly is a stretch.

three not tree* Ughh

I don't get it, but Rachel Maddow seems to like him. I think he's so beige.

I think he’s more jaundice yellow.

*queef*

Thanks, but no thanks. Next!

There is something about how he’s used gun violence in schools to get attention for his career that I find disturbing. Chris Murphy from CT spends a lot of time talking about gun violence but you don’t see him grandstanding to further his career and it makes sense given his ties to Newtown. Swalwell seems opportunistic. And his like about his child’s diaper was distasteful on top of asking for praise for doing basic parent duty.

He’s average looking.

He's got the body of Superman. His suit was bursting at the seams.

That is a HARD 38. I would've guessed late 40s.

He is HOT. He is handsome/ugly. HOT!!!!

I don’t believe he has a muscle body. He seems doughy.

Are there any shirtless pics?

He looks like the kind of guys who says

"I'm gonna NUT!! I'm gonna NUT!!"

He's HAWT!

I think Matt Damon could play him.

[quote]It seems like he came out of nowhere.

He's on MSNBC all the time.

Not a hunk. A total tool.

[QUOTE]He's on MSNBC all the time.

This guy “came out of nowhere” like a Mack truck.

Just another white man craving too much attention.

[quote]*queef*

That is my lane.

R17, meet R18. His only policy seems to be his desire to be seen.

I want him deep inside of me. BALLS DEEP!!!

He’s actually a smart guy. From Iowa originally. Mayor Pete stole his light.

His eyes are too far apart. He should track down Uncle Joe's plastic surgeon.

R37, Matt Damon? Uh, no. More like Jerry O'Connell.

This guy is hot.

He looks like a small town southern Baptist preacher who molest his daughter, beats his wife and whacks off in the baptismal pool so his cum is all over his congregation. Probably also goes to truck stop gloryholes to better understand temptations faced by his flock. He likes to whip the cum up to a vicious froth by repeatedly pushing it between his front teeth, goes to a Starbucks, and spits it onto a homely woman's latte and watches her drink it.

Is he a top or a bottom?

TOP- 8 X 6

It is really difficult to get blonde to look good. And he's missed it by a mile.

He's quite ugly in that typical white American way.

Met his wife. She’s a cunt.

What's with the Rs13, 41 and 53?

Racist much?

He came across as a total dick in the debate.

R55 agree. That troll needs to go.

R55 and R57 = white supremacists

R58 you are the one with multiple racist language posts. Nobody else is doing so. Troll.

R59 = fat American Nazi

He's a fug.

I want Beto, Pete, and Eric to run a train on me.

Swalwell's wife has a huge forehead.

I want Salwells's huge dingus. I don't even know how to spell is name, but I do want him inside me. Deeply. Or even just the tip?

I'll even take the tip!!!

He got most of his points at the debate across via interruption -- though I guess you sorta have to if you're being ignored.

Mouth Breather.

Unlikely he could be nominated by California Dems for a statewide race, so it makes sense for this ambitious pol to run for president,

Spit or swallow?

Pure muscle.

This man is not even close to hunk material.

Perhaps if he had as much facial surgery as Biden or Ivanka, something could made of it. But as it is? Oh, heavens no!

He's very good in Congress and serving as spokesperson for the criminal investigations against Trump. But he is not making traction as a presidential candidate. Why do so many think they have to run for president? We need people to run for Senate. This would not have applied to Swalwell since he's from California, where Kamala Harris and Diane Feinstein are already senators. But anyway, you get my point.

Same thing with Gov. Stephen Bullock, D-MT. He has been asked if he would consider running for Senate. He has no interest. He wants to run for president, and as it turns out, he did not qualify to be on the stage for the Dem debate. Yes, he says he was delayed entering the race because he was busy being governor and had to work on passing and then signing specific legislation. Okay, fine, but he still wasn't in the first debate.

I agree with R72. Swalwell should consider a run for CA senate. At some point, Feinstein's seat will be vacated.

Kamala’s Senate seat will be vacated once she wins the Presidency.

r74, gurl....just gurl.

R74, or that, possibly, as well.

I have to hand it to him. Unlike a lot of the candidates, he doesn't just go on softball shows like Maddow or Lemon. He goes into the lions den , like Tucker Carlso, and battles back. Gotta respect anyone who is willing to be challenged.

I am watching the debate repeats... and there is no place on Earth where this guy could be considered remotely hot.

I agree R78. After seeing him inaction during the debate, I had to walk away.

No one with decent vision would think Eric Swalwell is remotely hot. He doesn't even give off sexy power vibes. No. Must be a troll who started this thread.

He's hot if you like his type.

Here’s his announcement for President. Obviously rehearsed, but he’s so cute the way he says it, and the sense of relief he has when he’s finished.

The kind of man anybody could bring home to meet momma. Not like that queen Chasten.

His forehead looks botoxed into oblivion.

He looks like he drools.

He's attractive-adjacent, but the adjacency is tenuous, at best.

If he was a little bit older, or even a little bit thicker in the middle, or if his hair was not so thick... it would all fall apart.

He's close. Sort of. But not really there.

YES, R84!!!!!!!!! I was just going to say that. Ugh! He has a lumpy carb face too.

This:

"He's attractive-adjacent, but the adjacency is tenuous, at best." Pure Poetry, R85. I'm gonna start using this in conversation.

I think he looks like a young John Kasich. ...and can't stand Kasich.

He’s 39. Imagine what he looked like 10 years ago at 29 or 20 years ago at 19? He’d have been blistering hot.

Here ya go, R88:

Now, apologize R88!

There is something sad andernest about his expression in that photo. I bet he got bullied as a youngster. THose ears! He said his father was a cop. Sometimes cops are abusive.

He’s not hot.

R36: I’m still laughing about I’m Gonna Nut, I’m gonna Nut!

LOL!!! He is SO my type R93!!

I love carb face and I love attractive adjacent.

You're gonna what?

I'm gonna NUT!!!

I cannot believe that you all do not find him hot.

He's like the hottest republicans, but he is a DEMOCRAT. SO HOT.

I am in love.

That's a hunk?!

I like his grit but he does come off as a little immature compared to Pete. However, that's probably why he likes going to Fox News to pick up fights. Love him.

He's VP material for sure.

VP's ARE HOT!!!!!

And they NUT!!! THEY NUT!!!!!

Eric Swalwell is the worst candidate of 25 people. Worse than De Blasio. His whole campaign is based on one liners he thinks are clever and will land a punch. But most of the time he embarrasses himself. Watch this speech at Iowa democratic convention. Watch it from 2:03 mark. He thought he landed a punch by saying " I will be bold...." . He pauses for a few seconds expecting applause but the audience laughs at his stupidity.

That's the worst fuckin' political speech I've ever seen. He's wretched at this speech making thing. Clueless.

R100! This isn't about POLITICS!!!

This is about how hot he is, and how hot I find him!!!

Fuck 2020, we all know who is going to win!!

But this I know:

Oh fuck. DUDE! Of fuck!!!! FUCK!!! I'm GONNA NUT!!! I'm GONNA NUT!!!! I'm NUTTING!!!!!

It can only be about that, R101, if you only like them big and stupid.

If one finds intelligence sexy, then Swalwell is a total fail.

I always enjoyed his appearances on MSNBC and CNN speaking up for the liberals and against the deplorables.

But his Debate appearance was embarrassing. Trying way too hard and that comes off really bad compared to someone as effortless as Mayor Pete.

[QUOTE] He's like the hottest republicans, but he is a DEMOCRAT. SO HOT.

Uh, what's that supposed to mean? Are saying that most Dem males are fug?

R104- Look at BIDEN!! HELL YES!!!!!

R104, pay attention, PUHLEEZE!!!!!

I want a MAN , an ugly-handsome man, who is gonna NUT!!! and WARN ME, THAT HE IS GONNA NUT!!!

I need a MAN!!!! NOT Bernadette Peters who has found GOD, CHILE!!!

[QUOTE] an ugly-handsome man

Explain.

I want UGLY-HOT Swalwell-

NOT BERNADETTE!!!!'

Why YES you may NUT inside of me!! Who am I do decline at NUT!!!???

Porcupine hair in R89.

So hot. Is there only one MAN here who agrees with MOI???

He is in no way hot.

Here you go, R105. Just for you.

[quote]But his Debate appearance was embarrassing.

And Swalwell is in danger of not making the July debate, according to the latest calculations by Politico:

He’s HOT and he’s gonna NUT!

[quote]And Swalwell is in danger of not making the July debate

Thank God.

The HD debate close ups of Swalwell were scary. Bad skin (which makes him look older) and theres something funky going on with his bottom teeth.

Why does he keep fucking with his hair color?

I know its been said .. He looks like every fucking DC douche nerd. Move to DC to see these nerd climbers

I'm sorry but this is just not an attractive man. It's awesome that some straight white men are liberal, but that alone can't make me see something that isn't there. He is extremely plain looking if not a little homely

He has awful teeth. He can't be dragged here enough for those teeth.

Or, he could get them capped and we could drag him for that.

Big package. What counts.

Bye, bitch!

I’d do him happily, but the word that always comes to mind when I see him—milquetoast.

He and Corey Booker need to withdraw from the Democratic primary race and run for their own seats again. We needs them in the House and Booker definitely in the Senate.

Swalwell is brilliant on the committees he serves.

Hunny Eric got all caught up in appearing on TV for interviews about the Mueller investigation and the Russians. He would be talking about terrible shit and grinning. So happy to be there. From that experience, he prolly got fan mail and thought there would be a groundswell for him. But then he allowed more of his personality to come forth, and now he is shit on a stick. He needs to go back, drop out of the race and run for his seat in Congress. In 10-15 years, try again. Or not.

I still say he looks like a former beefy muscle jock.

I bet the 14 yr old freshman girls were swooning over him in high school and he never got over it.

He should be living in a Scandinavian country ...and be gay.

He’ll get into the Senate eventually.

But he thought has was gonna be a novelty in the Presidential race by virtue of being a 30-something. Unfortunately he got totally eclipsed by Mayor Pete.

So that torch business didn't work out, I hear? He probably won't be at the second debate...

He looks constipated.

This thread has given birth to the I'M GONNA NUT! troll. Not complaining, because it's hilarious.

R130: I love the I’m Gonna Nut Troll! And Swalwell is definitely gonna NUT.

How can Swalwell not be able to meet the criteria for the 2nd debate, but people like Marianne can?

Personally I think only the top 10 should be allowed to advance, and that’s being generous.

I admit the "nut" thing baffles me to this day.

This will either inspire him to step it up or he'll quietly go back to the House. Hopefully is the former. We need Swalwell to wiped the floor with Bernie and that bitch De Blasio before he goes away.

I want part 2 of Pete vs. Eric. <3 <3

There are only 8 actual candidates...and I'm being generous. Biden, Bernie, Elizabeth, Kamala, Booker, Buttigeig, Castro, and Klobuchar. And you can swap Klobuchar out and put Bennet in there because he is a moderate and he did well at the last debate.

But Klobuchar is also a moderate?

Bennet has no chance. Neither does Booker really.

And Bernie needs to be finished off ASAP. Warren doesn’t seem like she’s aggressive enough to go after him...but she should, because she’s the one that most needs his voters.

Booker needs to stay in the Senate.

What the fuck is this advertising^^.

The same shit was just posted in the Gwyneth Paltrow thread.

And Muriel expects people to subscribe for this shit?!

[quote]How can Swalwell not be able to meet the criteria for the 2nd debate, but people like Marianne can?

Because a lot of Republicans are supporting Marianne since they think she causes havoc in the debates.

There were several articles about it this week.

Swalwell is over.

I think he looks like he’d be a lot of fun in bed. It would be like having a jungle gym to climb all over. I’d do him in a heartbeat.

R127 I don't think he will get into the Senate. There are more popular people ahead of him.

The very handsome Xavier Becerra for one who obviously wants it. I also think Katie Porter will make a play for Senate too when Diane retires in 6 years. And she is very good at politics.

Lokks like he is dropping out. First good decision in his stupid life

Ha Ha!

Swalwell dropping out tomorrow?

Swalwell has fallen outside the top 20 candidates for the Dem nomination.

He is now below 1%.

He will probably be cut from the 2nd debate, so that would explain his withdrawal tomorrow:

The US will have a DOWNS president before a female one!

Xavier is already 61, he may have waited too long. A justice Dep. position seems more realistic.

Next in line are Swalwell, Garcetti, Lieu, and Steyer for Senate.

[quote]Lokks like he is dropping out. First good decision in his stupid life

Bye bitch!

At this point, only the top 5 should be allowed to continue.

O’Rourke is number 6, polling at 2.4%. He should be gone, along with everybody else behind him.

Time to cut the fat. 5 candidates is more than enough to choose from.

Dropping out, only to be replaced by... what, Tom Steyer or Steve Bullock? Sigh.

If Kamala is Vice President or President then someone can step in to her spot. I think Porter is good for Feinstein's seat.

That's right, California might have two open seats in 2021.

He's just another straight man with a bad hair cut.

There are always more. The supply is endless.

Test

I just saw this comment on Reddit:

[quote]He seems like a decent guy, but it was obvious to me that he sold himself out to another candidate to attack the top contenders. During his debate, he went at Biden, Pete, and Bernie, and it wasn't to elevate himself in the polls considering he's dropping out a week later.

How probable do you think it is that one of the candidates "hired" him to take out Biden and Bernie (and Pete)?

A) Xavier Becerra hot? He has a paunch that he conceals with bloused up Tommy Bahama shirts. B) I am confused about the I'm gonna nut post. I'm gonna nut what? I need a direct object for more clarification.

Becerra can have all the gut he can carry and still be hotter than Eric Swalwell.

Swalwell is just gross.

[quote] “I'm gonna nut”: A saying used to express a tremendous amount of emotion positive or negative. Usually used in times of extreme joy or frustration. Not to be confused with “I'm gonna bust a nut.”

R158, this is from the urban dictionary. I assume it must be derived from [italic] “I'm gonna bust a nut”, [/Italic] so I would not use the expression in front of my mother.

[quote]Next in line are Swalwell, Garcetti, Lieu, and Steyer for Senate.

Don't forget me!

[quote]I think Porter is good for Feinstein's seat.

Isn't Porter the incumbent?

I can’t wait until this cunt drops out today. Hopefully about 7 others follow right after.

[quote]Swalwell is expected to make the announcement at a 4 p.m. ET news conference at his campaign headquarters in California, concluding a short-lived bid for the Democratic nomination that failed to gain any traction.

He looks kinda hot in that image before the video starts playing.

I think he accomplished what he wanted to. He raised his profile and got some soundbites in, possibly setting himself up for a future Senate run.

Gillibitch needs to go next.

What R165 said. The fucking stupid broadcast hosts will refer to him as 'former Presidential candidate Eric Swalwell."

That's what this was about.

r165 That, plus he created an image of Biden and Bernie as old and out of touch. Which I kinda appreciate.

[quote] It would be like having a jungle gym to climb all over.

What does that even mean?

It’s official. Bye bitch!

Next stop, Cory Booker!

And after Booker, everyone of the "whoze dat".

Gillibrand needs to go. She’s never even gotten to 1%. For a sitting Senator from New York... that’s embarrassing. Leave now bitch.

I can't believe Moulton didn't go first. WTH, Swalwell should have waited a couple of weeks more.

How is Moulton still in when he won't even be in the second, but especially in the third debate?

R174, Swalwell was about to be cut by the DNC from the qualification threshold for the 2nd debate.

Next to go Beto!

Beto, Booker, Gillibrand... which will go first?

Will Gillibrand blame sexism first, or will Booker blame racism first, or will Beto apologize for being a white male first?

He should have washed his hair before dropping out and appearing before cameras.

[quote]Beto, Booker, Gillibrand... which will go first?

None of them can go "first" because Swalwell has already done that.

I think Gillibrand will be the one to go next.

[quote]He should have washed his hair before dropping out and appearing before cameras

He never seemed like bathing was a big priority.

buh-bye beady eyed lefty loon.

Aww look, the hideous Trumptard at R181 is triggered.

His entry and exist speeches sound amateurish and over-memorized. There is something that is charmingly naive, earnest, and innocent about him. That’s what I like about him. Not as President. But I do think he’s a doll.

Good riddance.

Gillibrand needs to go next.

I bet Mayor Pete is jumping in joy that Swalwell dropped out.

They (almost all) need to have their teeth whitened, please.

Biden's veneers which are too white actually bother me. Fakeness isn't appealing.

Who is Moultin? Never heard of that person.

He announced back in May. I even made a thread about it.

[quote]He announced back in May. I even made a thread about it.

Your thread seems like it attracted a larger than normal amount of trolls.

r190 Oof, I hadn't even looked but you're right. Even the lone Seth supporter got red-tagged.

[quote] Next in line [for senate] are Swalwell, Garcetti, Lieu, and Steyer for Senate.

This list is nonsensical. Garcetti has no statewide appeal. People hate LA douchebags everywhere but LA. And he is not generally thought of as competent even. Steyer is a joke in CA. The democrats who take his money openly mock him. He threatened to run for governor in 2018 and gave up immediately after getting some polling. Lieu is fine I guess, but I don't think most know who he is. And Swallwell has nothing much to offer. He's an average dem congressman, not exceptional in any way.

The real plausible candidates for the next open Senate seat are Becerra, Schiff, Porter, and Newsom as a very long shot. He'd had a chance if he wanted it but he wants to be governor for a long time.

I still think Eric is hot and I’d love to help him NUT. Also can we talk about Julian Castro’s sexy eyebrows?

I guess "I'm younger than everyone else" isn't a winning campaign strategy?

[quote]Also can we talk about Julian Castro’s sexy eyebrows?

Castro is hideous.

[quote]The real plausible candidates for the next open Senate seat are Becerra, Schiff, Porter, and Newsom as a very long shot. He'd had a chance if he wanted it but he wants to be governor for a long time.

Schiff is not going to the Senate when he is already chair of the House Intelligence Committee . Schiff is the top Californian in congress after Pelosi. He is either gunning for Speaker of The House or the California governorship in 2022/2026.

Katie Porter is a freshman in a district not known for electing Democrats. The Dem party will not allow her to vacate when they barely flipped District 45. If she were in a bluer district, it might have been different.

Newsom is not downgrading to the Senate when he is the top Californian in the nation. He will only consider running for President in 2024 or 2028.

Becerra, Garcetti, and Swalwell are the likely contenders for the Senate. Swalwell has had a meteoric rise within the House, he's 38, and known enough in California to win a stateside election.

Swallwell will probably get Kamala’s Senate seat when she moves into the White House.

[quote] Swalwell has had a meteoric rise within the House

Y'all are the same people that swore his presidential campaign would blow up, he lost a debate slot to Marianne Williamson. There is literally nothing Swallwell has done that any other random house democrat hasn't. Swalwell will definitely run for Dianne's seat, but he will lose.

Schiff would absolutely consider the senate. He likes to conduct himself with gravitas. He has never fit the house personality wise. Plus, a huge portion of Californians actually know him because of the Mulleur investigation. So he would start with an advantage.

Orange County has not historically elected democrats but it went very blue in 2016 and Porter is an incumbent now. She will likely win but a comfortable margin in 2024. She's done a great job, her constituents like her. She would start off the underdog on the list I mentioned for sure. But she is a skilled politician and a good fit for the state politically. She bills herself as a pragmatic progressive.

I agree 100% Senate is not Newsom's first choice. But who knows if he still wants to be president 8 years from now. And what scandals/bad PR moments will have happened. If he runs for Senate he probably wins, it'd be an easy race for him while president would be very hard for him (or anyone of course)

Garcetti has no chance at all

[quote]Orange County has not historically elected democrats but it went very blue in 2016

And in 2018, the Republicans lost all their seats in Orange County for the first time since Franklin Roosevelt was President.

I meant to say she will win by a comfortable margin in 2020 for Katie Porter.

In 2024 Dianne's seat opens up! I'll be sad to see her go. I'm much more liberal than her, but I respect her greatly

[quote] Xavier is already 61, he may have waited too long.

61 years old is still young, fresh, and dewy for a California Senator.

Sorry, DianNe.^

I can’t stand Schiff. He’s a Pelosi procrastinator.

Quiet R203! Schiff is probably the best politician in the country. His committee will bring down Trump.

[quote] The real plausible candidates for the next open Senate seat are Becerra, Schiff, Porter, and Newsom as a very long shot.

Kevin de Leon might probably throw his name in the mix as well.

Kevin has maxed his statewide race opportunities. He is not allowed to run again.

He will run again and lose. He's too milquetoast to win Statewide. In California you need personality.

R207, well that's a shame. He's certainly qualified for the position and put up an admirable fight against a long-time incumbent Senator. And while I respect Feinstein's years of service, I don't know if I would categorize her as having a shining personality.

R204 Schiff won’t do shit. He doesn’t know how to use his power.

Porter would make an awesome Senator. She’s whip-smart and she’s got a great personality. So funny.

R210, I'm sure Porter is great, and I'm glad she's part of the crew who helped make OC blue, but didn't she just get into office?

R211 yes. It used to be true that only very experienced people ran for higher offices but that has changes drastically over the last decade. Now people with short records are favored because they have very few controversial votes to attack.

Most sucessful senate candidates of the last few cycles were all relatively green politicians.

R212, I kinda wonder though if she's not better off helping keep that OC district blue for at least another election cycle?

[quote]He’s appeared on cable news a lot.

Now that he’s dropped out of the Presidential race...I see he’s gone right back to his full time job of appearing on MSNBC 17 times a day.

Swalwell is technically a Gen Xer, but listening to what he says, he obviously identifies more as a millennial.

Who was the guy who was Mayor of LA before Garcetti. He was Latino. Starts with a "V" I think.

Antonio Villaraigosa. Tried to run for governor. Epic fail.

Swalwell is a Millennial. No X’ers are still in their 30s. And he acts just like a Millennial too.

Swalwell is borderline. His birth year is technically Gen X though. Most sources place the beginning of the Millennial generation as 1981-1982. The oldest Millennials are around 38 years old.

Swalwell is growing a beard, and I approve of that message.

Looks like Dick Gephradt.

Now that he’s out of the race he’ll have more time to NUT!

The beard is gorgeous on him.

[quote] It seems like he came out of nowhere.

And now he's back there.

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