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Sharp pain when I try to make poopies

I've had nausea and vomiting today. Now when I try to poop I feel sharp pain in my stomach. Should I go to the ER?

by Anonymousreply 152June 29, 2019 3:25 PM

Yes. Stop typing. Stop asking. Go now and stop being a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2019 8:33 AM

If it's pain on your left side abdomen could be diverticulitis. Go get it checked out op.

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2019 8:35 AM

Yes, you must call Emergency 9-1-1. It's called a Poopie Do!

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2019 8:39 AM

Poopies? Yes, go to the ER, and request a brain scan while you're at it.

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2019 8:41 AM

Sounds like indigestion. You should ignore the symptoms and just ride it out. Maybe take a Tylenol before you next try to make poopies. Have you eaten anything exotic recently?

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2019 8:42 AM

Nothing exotic. I've been having oatmeal for breakfast the past few days. That's something I usually don't do.

by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2019 8:46 AM

oatmeal is really benign, so i doubt it is that. if you are in scary pain i'd go to urgent care.....if you are in ' JHC why me' pain i'd wait it out and see how i feel tomorrow.

i am not a doctor i just type like one on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2019 8:51 AM

It doesn’t seem right to me.

by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2019 8:52 AM

If you are not lying, go to the ER.

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2019 8:53 AM

Obviously the op will have a split gut, if they do not go to ER.

by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2019 8:55 AM

Rip OP

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2019 8:57 AM

Call your physician and make an appointment. He or she will advise you if you need to see a specialist or visit ER.

by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2019 9:02 AM

Thanks to those who gave actual advice. I'll wait it out and call my doctor in the morning. It's not constant pain, it just happens when I try to poop.

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2019 9:08 AM

Can I have your stuff OP?

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2019 9:08 AM

That's why I'm not going to the ER. I know DLers are waiting to pounce on my stuff.

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2019 9:11 AM

Constipation. Drink more water.

by Anonymousreply 16June 22, 2019 9:15 AM

Take an enema, but not one of those awful Fleet things. Use an enema bag.

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2019 9:18 AM

Don’t bother, you won’t make it.

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2019 9:28 AM

Drink Gaterade. It's sugary. Which I hate. But it cures all.

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2019 9:48 AM

OP's hole is so trashed he can't even make poopies.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2019 9:58 AM

Are you sure you're not infested with a demon? Might be one lingering in your bowels and digging its claws in every time you try to expluse it rectally.

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2019 10:05 AM

Are you having trouble making doo doos? That’s not good.

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2019 10:09 AM

If it's abdominal pain and not your actual stomach, and if it gets better after you go, it could be IBS.

Any other symptoms besides nausea and vomiting? Did the vomiting stop quickly?

by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2019 10:34 AM

You could have some kind of blockage, that would explain the vomiting and gut pain. Get it checked out ASAP.

FYI, people have died from constipation.

by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2019 10:38 AM

R4, nah. No brain to scan.

by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2019 11:39 AM

I'm glad people are relying on DL for medical advice. This is truly the best source, after all.

by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2019 11:47 AM

OP, among the possible symptoms of appendicitis are abdominal pain, constipation, nausea, vomiting. Often there is a mild fever as well.

by Anonymousreply 27June 22, 2019 11:48 AM

OP, catch us up!

by Anonymousreply 28June 22, 2019 11:51 AM

Probably a bowel obstruction.

by Anonymousreply 29June 22, 2019 11:51 AM

Make sure to tell the ER doctor that you can’t “make poopies”.

by Anonymousreply 30June 22, 2019 11:52 AM

OP, only bitches can make poopies. Usually 5 to a litter.

by Anonymousreply 31June 22, 2019 11:56 AM

Have you made healthy, pain free poopies today?????

by Anonymousreply 32June 22, 2019 12:06 PM

A show tune

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by Anonymousreply 33June 22, 2019 12:10 PM

OP = scat troll

by Anonymousreply 34June 22, 2019 12:12 PM

[quote]OP = scat troll

True. And now he has terminal bowel cancer. RIP him.

by Anonymousreply 35June 22, 2019 12:16 PM

Call the midwife- you're having a crack baby.

by Anonymousreply 36June 22, 2019 1:47 PM

R34 I think OP prefers scat queen!

by Anonymousreply 37June 22, 2019 1:49 PM

Have you been visiting the horse ranch again OP?

by Anonymousreply 38June 22, 2019 3:03 PM

Poopies or doo-doos? If it's poopies, hit yourself in the face with a brick, 4-5 times.

by Anonymousreply 39June 22, 2019 3:05 PM

I'm drinking a green smoothie. I hope that will get things moving.

by Anonymousreply 40June 22, 2019 5:12 PM

[quote]True. And now he has terminal bowel cancer. RIP him.

True. And now he has terminal bowel cancer. RIM him.

by Anonymousreply 41June 22, 2019 7:51 PM

OP. Is the sharp pain low, medium or high in the abdomen ?

by Anonymousreply 42June 22, 2019 8:17 PM

It's a low pain that happens when I try to push.

by Anonymousreply 43June 22, 2019 8:20 PM

If you're vomiting, constipated, have abdominal pain and can't pass gas it's probable bowel obstruction which is a "get thee to the ER" kind of situation. If you're farting all right, you can wait to see your physician.

by Anonymousreply 44June 22, 2019 8:40 PM

I had similar symptoms and discovered I had colon cancer. Stop dicking around on DL and go to the fucking doctor.

by Anonymousreply 45June 22, 2019 8:44 PM

It could be your elephant graveyard of condoms.

by Anonymousreply 46June 22, 2019 8:45 PM

R43 here. Could be a slight hernia. Pain w hernias can be sharp

by Anonymousreply 47June 22, 2019 8:51 PM

We hate sisters who can't make poopies.

Discuss!

by Anonymousreply 48June 22, 2019 8:54 PM

Ask your primary for a referral to a gastroenterologist. He will likely want to schedule you for a colonoscopy, which you are due for if you haven’t had one. These guys are very smart about bowel issues and will sort it out one way or another. Good luck. Get cracking with the doctorin’.

by Anonymousreply 49June 22, 2019 8:55 PM

[quote]I think OP prefers scat queen!

That title is taken.

by Anonymousreply 50June 22, 2019 8:59 PM

No, no, no, R14.

In this case, it's "Can I have your CRAP?"

by Anonymousreply 51June 22, 2019 9:07 PM

Mary OP, isn't your mommy home to tell you what to do?

by Anonymousreply 52June 22, 2019 9:18 PM

I was going to ask for your stuff, but then I realized it would be covered in crap when you explode.

Try resting in a squatting position in the meantime.

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by Anonymousreply 53June 22, 2019 9:23 PM

I made 16 doo doos today already.

by Anonymousreply 54June 22, 2019 9:32 PM

If it turns out to be constipation, you should consider adding metamucil or similar fiber product to your daily regimen. You would have large, bulky, but very soft stools. (What is a POOPIE?)

by Anonymousreply 55June 22, 2019 9:42 PM

R49 His problem only started yesterday and is maybe something that can be taken care of by his primary. No need to see a gastroenterologist for every gatrointestinal problem, his doctor will know to make a referral if it's needed.

by Anonymousreply 56June 22, 2019 9:51 PM

Eat a bag of baby carrots, a huge mug of hot water and fresh lemon and then stand in your shower and do the Jellicle Ball choreography. That will make you poo

by Anonymousreply 57June 22, 2019 9:54 PM

I'm seeing my doctor on Monday. Hopefully I will have pooped by then.

by Anonymousreply 58June 22, 2019 9:55 PM

If pain intensifies or you keep vomiting, go to the ER. Meanwhile stay hydrated ++ and eat fiber. Maybe try a glycerin suppository if you can find those.

by Anonymousreply 59June 22, 2019 10:15 PM

At the least your doctor should get you a CT scan, and ask him for the referral to the gastroenterologist.

by Anonymousreply 60June 22, 2019 10:26 PM

Do you need a forklift service to get you out of your basement, OP?

Firefighters cut a hole in the side of a house and used a forklift to extricate a 900-pound man from his second-floor bedroom after a visiting nurse became worried about his health.

Rescue workers were called in Tuesday by the nurse, who determined the 33-year-old man needed medical help, Fire Chief Tom Cochran said.

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by Anonymousreply 61June 22, 2019 10:26 PM

what did yo u do Op?

by Anonymousreply 62June 22, 2019 10:27 PM

[quote] At the least your doctor should get you a CT scan, and ask him for the referral to the gastroenterologist.

Don't bother with a CT scan for the abdominal region, it won't tell you what you need to know. The topography of the scan isn't detailed enough to tell the difference between a blockage, a growth and regular fecal matter.

by Anonymousreply 63June 22, 2019 10:31 PM

[quote]These guys are very smart about bowel issues

Is this your way of saying they know their shit?

by Anonymousreply 64June 22, 2019 10:33 PM

[quote]Drink Gaterade.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 65June 22, 2019 10:34 PM

[quote]FYI, people have died from constipation.

What are you talking about? Nobody dies from constip...*thud*

by Anonymousreply 66June 22, 2019 10:35 PM

[quote]i am not a doctor i just type like one on the internet.

No, you don’t.

You really don’t.

by Anonymousreply 67June 22, 2019 10:36 PM

R63, They found diverticulosis on my husband with CT. There are a lot of things they can diagnose with CT. And it’s quick and easy, not a bad way to start. You’ll probably still need a colonoscopy, but that takes time to schedule and prepare for.

by Anonymousreply 68June 22, 2019 10:36 PM

Likely it’s just someone’s class ring or Rolex.

by Anonymousreply 69June 22, 2019 10:39 PM

[quote] Don't bother with a CT scan for the abdominal region, it won't tell you what you need to know. The topography of the scan isn't detailed enough to tell the difference between a blockage, a growth and regular fecal matter.

Totally untrue; I had a blockage caused by a tumor and it was diagnosed as exactly that via CT scan.

by Anonymousreply 70June 22, 2019 10:39 PM

IT’S NOT A TUMAH!

by Anonymousreply 71June 22, 2019 10:42 PM

[quote] Totally untrue; I had a blockage caused by a tumor and it was diagnosed as exactly that via CT scan.

I also had a blockage caused by a tumor and it was not diagnosed for the reasons I specified. So they are unreliable.

by Anonymousreply 72June 22, 2019 10:52 PM

You’re going to have to stop getting fisted.

by Anonymousreply 73June 22, 2019 10:54 PM

Opiates?

by Anonymousreply 74June 22, 2019 11:05 PM

[r68] [quote] diverticulosis

What is this? W hat are the symptoms? And what is the treatment?

by Anonymousreply 75June 22, 2019 11:08 PM

Take the butt plug out, stupid.

by Anonymousreply 76June 22, 2019 11:13 PM

You need to march right into that ER and shriek at the top of your lungs "I AM UNABLE TO MAKE POOPIES! I DEMAND ASSISTANCE NOW!!" and then collapse on the floor. I'm sure the people with knives sticking out of their foreheads or missing limbs would happily let you to the front of the line.

by Anonymousreply 77June 22, 2019 11:14 PM

R79 Diverticulosis means you have little pouches in your intestines. It's pretty frequent and a lot of times it won't cause any problems, but sometimes it can get inflamed (diverticulitis), which causes pain, usually in the lower left side of the abdomen. It's treated with antibiotics, or if it's very mild, can get better by itself.

by Anonymousreply 78June 22, 2019 11:18 PM

I meant R75

by Anonymousreply 79June 22, 2019 11:21 PM

I'm kind of surprised by the number of people wanting to tell their doctors what to do. I'm pretty sure they'll be able to assess whether a CT scan, colonoscopy or gastroenterologist referral is needed.

by Anonymousreply 80June 22, 2019 11:29 PM

R72 Abdominal CT scans are very useful to identify most causes of abdominal pain. You'll be able to see gallstones, inflammation of the colon, abcesses, etc. You'll also be able to see most tumors, but it is not very good at detecting colorectal cancer. That's why when we suspect a tumor we always ask for a colonoscopy since it's not the CT scan's "job" to diagnose it.

by Anonymousreply 81June 22, 2019 11:57 PM

You might have worms.

by Anonymousreply 82June 23, 2019 12:03 AM

[quote] [R72] Abdominal CT scans are very useful to identify most causes of abdominal pain. You'll be able to see gallstones, inflammation of the colon, abcesses, etc. You'll also be able to see most tumors, but it is not very good at detecting colorectal cancer. That's why when we suspect a tumor we always ask for a colonoscopy since it's not the CT scan's "job" to diagnose it.

Thanks, know-it-all. When you go through colon cancer, several misdiagnoses, a colectomy and 7 months of chemo, then you can come back and lecture to us.

by Anonymousreply 83June 23, 2019 12:05 AM

R83 My dear, I just said if your doc ruled out gastrointestinal cancer based on a CT scan and didn't ask for a colonoscopy, he overlooked something.

by Anonymousreply 84June 23, 2019 12:14 AM

I don’t understand why R83 didn’t have a colonoscopy?

by Anonymousreply 85June 23, 2019 12:22 AM

I had the carrots, the hot lemon water...and did not make it to the open 8 count of the Jellicle Ball

by Anonymousreply 86June 23, 2019 12:48 AM

Could be appendicitis! I wouldn't wait til Monday if it doesn't get better.

by Anonymousreply 87June 23, 2019 1:33 AM

Butt babies can be tough to deliver. Perhaps you are going to need a c-section!

by Anonymousreply 88June 23, 2019 1:35 AM

I was having some lower right abdominal pain yesterday, it came on dull and kind of stabby. Now it's mostly gone, but I've had this come on and off before, usually when I'm under a lot of stress. I'm not OP but I didn't want to start a new thread. It still lingers a bit, about a hand-width to the right of my belly button and slightly lower.

by Anonymousreply 89June 23, 2019 1:41 AM

[quote]I also had a blockage caused by a tumor and it was not diagnosed for the reasons I specified. So they are unreliable.

Now girls, you both have cancer.

by Anonymousreply 90June 23, 2019 1:53 AM

OP, have a couple cups of coffee in the morning. That always makes me poop.

by Anonymousreply 91June 23, 2019 2:06 AM

Watch a few movies starring M. THAT'LL make you sh*t in nothing flat.

by Anonymousreply 92June 23, 2019 2:11 AM

OP, you in danger, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 93June 23, 2019 2:17 AM

I vote bowel blockage.

by Anonymousreply 94June 23, 2019 2:21 AM

Vomiting is serious business and if you don’t have the flu, get to the ER.

by Anonymousreply 95June 23, 2019 2:28 AM

Do you have a mild fever, which google says often accompanies appendicitis?

by Anonymousreply 96June 23, 2019 2:51 AM

Its poo pee doos. Light a match.

by Anonymousreply 97June 23, 2019 2:56 AM

It could also be gall bladder.

by Anonymousreply 98June 23, 2019 2:57 AM

OP, have you ever seen a movie called "Alien "?

by Anonymousreply 99June 23, 2019 3:02 AM

Miss OP in a few hours

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by Anonymousreply 100June 23, 2019 3:16 AM

I wasn’t going to read the whole thread, did OP survive or not?

by Anonymousreply 101June 23, 2019 3:50 AM

I had just the opposite problem a few weeks ago, watery runny poop. I went to the doctor and turns out I had caught Shigella! There was nothing they could do so I just had to shit my brains out for a few days until it passed. Gross!

by Anonymousreply 102June 23, 2019 3:52 AM

Too soon to tell. Tune in on Monday.

by Anonymousreply 103June 23, 2019 3:52 AM

R102 one hopes you learned your lesson.

by Anonymousreply 104June 23, 2019 9:07 AM

OP forgot to mention he is a drug mule.

by Anonymousreply 105June 23, 2019 9:14 AM

Metamucil. Makes your poopies come out nicely.

by Anonymousreply 106June 23, 2019 1:11 PM

[quote]FYI, people have died from constipation.

No shit.

by Anonymousreply 107June 23, 2019 1:47 PM

You still among us, OP? I'm betting fecal impaction. R89 If you haven't had appendicitis yet, could be that.

by Anonymousreply 108June 23, 2019 3:03 PM

They’re gonna have to take out half your colon. You’ll have to wear a bag to shit in.

by Anonymousreply 109June 23, 2019 3:23 PM

OP, in all seriousness, drink plenty of clear liquids, avoid heat on your abdomen ( it can cause bursting of your appendix or pustules if you have diverticulitis which can cause sepsis), and only eat small bland meals. If you haven’t pooped by later today or you’re only passing liquid stool (possible sign of bowel obstruction) see a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 110June 23, 2019 3:32 PM

To R104. I was travelling quite a bit all the week before for work so god knows where I picked it it up. I wish I could say it was from rimming some hot guy! At least that would have been some consolation for living on the toilet for 3 days. But no rimming involved alas.....

by Anonymousreply 111June 23, 2019 5:27 PM

[quote]They’re gonna have to take out half your colon. You’ll have to wear a bag to shit in.

You can’t do anal anymore once you’ve got a bag.

by Anonymousreply 112June 23, 2019 10:49 PM

[quote] You can’t do anal anymore once you’ve got a bag.

I know you weren't serious, but that actually depends on whether your anus was removed and your ass sewn shut or not. Some people with colostomy bags apparently lead fairly normal sex lives.

I'm sure colostomy porn exists in some corner of the internet I never want to visit.

by Anonymousreply 113June 23, 2019 11:01 PM

I know you all have been dying for an update. I'm feeling better and I did produce two small poops today. The smell was horrific, I don't know what's up with that.

by Anonymousreply 114June 24, 2019 9:28 AM

Poop poop hurray!

by Anonymousreply 115June 24, 2019 11:28 AM

Fermented poop in not good OP. Get to a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 116June 24, 2019 11:53 AM

Here you go OP.

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by Anonymousreply 117June 24, 2019 11:54 AM

Ta! Have to print that out and stick it on the fridge!

by Anonymousreply 118June 24, 2019 12:02 PM

r114 if your stool was black and tarry get to a doctor immediately.

by Anonymousreply 119June 24, 2019 12:32 PM

I made 6 doo doos today.

by Anonymousreply 120June 24, 2019 2:04 PM

Pics, or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 121June 24, 2019 2:17 PM

It's probably a glamour length Lee press on nail. Maybe more than one.

by Anonymousreply 122June 24, 2019 4:41 PM

Why do you all want the OP to needlessly go the the ER when his diverticulosis (which it most probably is) will go away on its own in a few days? This "go to the ER" mentality is what is driving up health care costs and bogging down hospitals who could be treating people with legitimate emergencies. The human body is amazing and, in many cases, will repair itself if you give it a chance.

by Anonymousreply 123June 24, 2019 5:00 PM

I knew someone who thought like that, r123.

And then he died.

by Anonymousreply 124June 24, 2019 5:17 PM

Congratulations on your popular scat thread, scat queen! The regulars swarmed it like flies on...

by Anonymousreply 125June 24, 2019 5:44 PM

My doo doo tales. I want you all to read about my doo doos.

by Anonymousreply 126June 24, 2019 5:56 PM

OP it sounds like you need to clean out your intestinal tract. I suggest you drink a full bottle of Magnesium Citrate followed by a big glass of water or any other beverage that is not carbonated. Do it at night just before bed. The next morning you'll purge your bowels like never before. Then make sure you start drinking more liquids during the day and lay off all the protein. Cut down on meats and fish. And yes, Metamucil every evening after dinner would be beneficial.

by Anonymousreply 127June 24, 2019 6:12 PM

Dance! Dance!

by Anonymousreply 128June 24, 2019 6:16 PM

Poopy doos. I make doo doos.

by Anonymousreply 129June 24, 2019 6:42 PM

[quote] R123: This "go to the ER" mentality is what is driving up health care costs and bogging down hospitals who could be treating people with legitimate emergencies.

I have never had [italic] inexplicable [/italic] “nausea and vomiting... [and] sharp pain in my stomach.”, all at the same time. It read like an emergency to me.

[quote] R119: if your stool was black and tarry get to a doctor immediately.

I did recently have black and tarry stool, nausea, and stomach pain (but it wasn’t inexplicable). “Black and tarry”, I know, means internal bleeding. I decided to give it a day and see how it went, and it did go away.

Red blood in your stool is usually not serious, but black and tarry means internal bleeding, as I wrote, and could mean something serious.

by Anonymousreply 130June 24, 2019 7:03 PM

My shit is tarry all the time!

by Anonymousreply 131June 24, 2019 7:55 PM

R131, if this has been going on a long time, you may not face imminent death, but you should ask your doctor about it at your next syphilis test, or when ever you see your doc, next. If it’s a new thing, you should get an office visit ASAP.

At my yearly physical, my doc gives me a test I do at home. You smear a little poop onto a test slip, and mail it back. I forget what they test for. I think it’s a cancer test, but it might also test for blood. I’m older than 50 but don’t care to do that intrusive cancer test where they look up your pooper.

by Anonymousreply 132June 24, 2019 8:07 PM

Tarry, tarry turd,

Paint the porcelain black and gray,

Spoil OP’s summer day

With smells that burn his eyes and soul.

Should he take some pills?

Perhaps consult some online shills?

Who’s afraid of ER bills?

Or those colors on the snowy linen tiles?

by Anonymousreply 133June 24, 2019 8:14 PM

LOL, r133.

[quote]Why do you all want the OP to needlessly go the the ER when his diverticulosis (which it most probably is) will go away on its own in a few days?

I'm not an advocate of running to the ER every time you feel unwell, but the OP is/was having symptoms of an intestinal blockage, which can in fact be an emergency. Obviously, his problem might also be something less serious than that, but that's hard to say without a doctor visit and if it were a blockage, waiting around would not be a good idea.

by Anonymousreply 134June 24, 2019 8:21 PM

My doo doos came out green the last few days. I’m a nervous wreck about what that means.

by Anonymousreply 135June 24, 2019 9:04 PM

This thread is proof that DL is really, really, really the best place to obtain medical advice.

by Anonymousreply 136June 24, 2019 9:10 PM

When's the last time you had the Anal ?

by Anonymousreply 137June 24, 2019 9:10 PM

Sounds like a typical Monday to me. Have a Hershey Bar and take a nap.

by Anonymousreply 138June 24, 2019 9:13 PM

Saint Erasmus is the patron saint of abdominal pain. Maybe try this prayer:

O God, grant us through the intercession of Thy dauntless bishop and martyr Erasmus, who so valiantly confessed the Faith, that we may make poopies without pain. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

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by Anonymousreply 139June 24, 2019 9:19 PM

If I am in a delicate condition I shall rely upon DL to support my choices.😔

by Anonymousreply 140June 24, 2019 9:25 PM

The doctor has given me suppositories which I hope will take care of matters.

by Anonymousreply 141June 24, 2019 9:26 PM

Suppositories? Isn’t that the placebo they give the ones with terminal doody cancer?

by Anonymousreply 142June 24, 2019 10:21 PM

Maybe you are having your first menses, OP

by Anonymousreply 143June 24, 2019 10:46 PM

^ his menarche! Let's throw him a party!

by Anonymousreply 144June 24, 2019 10:47 PM

I’m watching General Hospital. Brad has the exact same symptoms and he’s going to die!!!!!! Get thee help ASAP!

by Anonymousreply 145June 24, 2019 11:19 PM

Are they giving Brad suppositories? Would they let me insert them?

by Anonymousreply 146June 24, 2019 11:27 PM

I think R145 meant

Get thee help ASPCA!

by Anonymousreply 147June 24, 2019 11:28 PM

Butt baby lives matter!

by Anonymousreply 148June 24, 2019 11:41 PM

Brad is a soap opera CAT? I thought he was some hunky soap opera character. I don't want to give a cat a suppository.

by Anonymousreply 149June 24, 2019 11:51 PM

He probably emotes as if he were a hunk of soap.

by Anonymousreply 150June 24, 2019 11:58 PM

I almost almost always tell people to go to the ER. This might be the scat troll...probably.

by Anonymousreply 151June 28, 2019 1:51 PM

Don't forget to light a match after poopy-do's.

by Anonymousreply 152June 29, 2019 3:25 PM
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