He’s been asking for it for a long time, ever since he put in his Trump sign on his property.
How to get back at a Neighbor
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 22, 2019 2:22 PM |
What horrid little town do you live in?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 20, 2019 4:04 AM |
Pour bleach on his garden, if he has one.
Hide cracked eggs around his yard/porch, etc. so they will smell rotten.
Subscribe him to some horrid Jehovah Witness Watchtower magazine.
Sign him up at your local Pentecostal church for a home visit.
You can order various bugs online. When they arrive, dump them right at his front door in the middle of the night.
Pour syrup all beneath his bedroom window, and smear a trail right up to the window so ants will invade.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 20, 2019 4:09 AM |
And ALL of R2's ideas will get you sent to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 20, 2019 4:10 AM |
Take your time with this. Good revenge takes careful execution. Create a fake free-clinic type letter, with positive results for a fun STD - let's go with Chlamydia. Go to Office Depot, and have them print out a nice fancy return label. Mail it from across town. Be sure to wear gloves.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 20, 2019 4:12 AM |
Put his house up for sale on Zillow.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 20, 2019 4:13 AM |
I love R2. I need to enlist your help.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2019 4:13 AM |
You can grab every magazine order card from the grocery or B/N and subscribe them.
Any free samples that a company will mail you.
Request time share information.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2019 4:18 AM |
Sign him up to receive Scientology literature and take the personality test
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2019 4:21 AM |
Leave him alone. He will try to get even with you and you don't want that.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 20, 2019 4:21 AM |
Are his nearest relatives in the same city or region, OP? If not, Brucine. Unless a toxicology test is performed within the first 24 (preferably 12) hours of death, it disappears without trace.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2019 4:23 AM |
Salt his lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 20, 2019 4:37 AM |
Wait until a day you know he will be out of town for a weekend. Put an add on Craig's List, moving out, open house, everything must go. If you want it its yours.
Iv seen this done on the news. People literally stripped a house clean including bathroom sinks while the happy neighbor was away. No way to do anything about it. Vultures will break in on their own. Even if the neighbors call the police, at least some of his shit will be gone.
Just make sure you hide your IP from the computer you post the ad from a public place like Starbucks.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 20, 2019 4:42 AM |
If he is straight and married, go buy a bunch of really trashy porn mags with tranies and race play pics. Sign him up for all the free trials bill me later.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 20, 2019 4:45 AM |
Give him four "flat tires". Take a small stone and set in just under the cover on the valve stem. As you screw the top down, but not all the way, the stone will push down and release all the air. No harm done.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 20, 2019 4:46 AM |
Send him shit through the mail, this place will do it for you. Anonymously. You can even pick the kind of poo he should receive.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 20, 2019 4:49 AM |
I wouldn't do anything gay-related, too risky
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 20, 2019 5:00 AM |
Maybe reverse psychology. Sing him up for every MAGA event, Whit Power Event, Doomsday Prep-per, Conspiracy theory, Flat Earth etc.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 20, 2019 5:06 AM |
^sign^
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 20, 2019 5:06 AM |
[quote] And ALL of [R2]'s ideas will get you sent to jail.
Yes, the jails are just filled with people who have cached cracked eggs around their neighbors' lawns. Judges live to throw the book at people like that.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 20, 2019 5:09 AM |
What else has he done to you OP?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 20, 2019 5:11 AM |
OP here. Thank you for such great ideas. He’s a straight and HIS KIDS COME FIRST!!! He also hates animals.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 20, 2019 5:17 AM |
collect some bowel movements in a paper sack and light the bag up after placing it on his front porch. it worked for some buds I knew back in the day and sounds about right for anyone in love with trump.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 20, 2019 5:19 AM |
Soap his car windows.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 20, 2019 5:22 AM |
Are you guys posting from 2008? Everyone (ESPECIALLY asshole neighbors), has cameras now. Ring, etc. Do this stuff and prepare to have a video recording of uou and your antics posted on your neighborhood's Nextdoor.
My neighbor not only has a bunch of guns and floodlights and cameras, he has the Arlo cameras that record audio. So I can't even (quietly) bitch about him on my own patio for fear that he's listening in.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 20, 2019 5:27 AM |
Put one of these facing his tRump sign.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 20, 2019 5:29 AM |
Sell your house to brown people.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 20, 2019 5:33 AM |
sounds like the neighbor has won. yeah, sell yer house cheap to people he would be offended by.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 20, 2019 5:35 AM |
Take a couple of rotten eggs, slide them into his car hood's air intake at the base of the windshield. The smell will never leave the car interior.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 20, 2019 5:37 AM |
Do you have extra funds? Make a donation in his name to Planned Parenthood, ACLU, or Southern Poverty Law Center in his name ( though PP is obviously most provacative at this moment) requesting a "thank-you card" in his name and a request that your donor name be kept anonymous. Delicious...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 20, 2019 5:51 AM |
Oh, that’s good, R30.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 20, 2019 6:03 AM |
Selling to brown people would drive him batshit.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 20, 2019 6:05 AM |
r4 Jussie?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 20, 2019 6:27 AM |
Sell to Black Jews.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 20, 2019 6:31 AM |
^^^^
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 20, 2019 6:45 AM |
R25 is correct. The number one selling device for the home right now is a doorbell with built in cam and WiFi.
Thats why I said up thread, send him some shit through the mail from that company or one of its many competitors. Or do the fake Craig's list thing with a hidden IP.
That actually give me an idea. Post an add on a swingers web site or looking for a dominatrix and have them show up, at different times of the night and during the week. Just the fact that he has to get up and answer the door will ruin his sleep. After a few times, his wife will wonder what the fuck is going on. Better yet, snag his pic off Facebook and use it as his profile.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 20, 2019 6:57 AM |
What a horrible, pitiful little life you have led that a sign in a yard bothers you so much.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 20, 2019 7:01 AM |
Hate fucking him is the best revenge!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 20, 2019 11:01 AM |
Order roaches and bedbugs online. You know the rest...
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 20, 2019 11:07 AM |
Just put up a sign for a Dem. candidate in your yard- then you'll be even.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 20, 2019 11:28 AM |
Lol at R27! Like someone already said, there are cameras all over the place...places you wouldn't even suspect. Today, you have to keep in mind that a camera is always on you.. iphones, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 20, 2019 11:37 AM |
Anonymous hate mail is best. Always use a public library computer to create and print it. Once prepared, give it to someone else to place into a mailbox for mailing - usually a child will do it for $5.00. There will be no video of you putting it into a mailbox. No one will suspect a child. If put under oath for testimony later, you will be asked "Did you mail such letter to Ms. Graham?" You and honestly say you did not.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 20, 2019 11:43 AM |
[quote]How to get back at a Neighbor
Move.
It is literally the only way to escape a toxic living situation.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2019 11:45 AM |
Sell at a loss to a family with multiple and mixed-race foster children.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 20, 2019 3:23 PM |
Is the OP becoming so unhinged over a yard sign that they would resort to vandalism of a neighbor. Sick. What is worse, are the posters adding their two cents on how to "F" with this guy's neighbor. Trump may be an ass...but really...vandalizing someone's home over a yard sign? Op you are one SICK Fuck
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 20, 2019 3:59 PM |
You don't respect his Constitutional rights, OP?
Tell us, what kind of reaction do you think is appropriate for him to take against you when you put up your political signs.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 20, 2019 7:55 PM |
[quote]Trump may be an ass
[quote]Op you are one SICK Fuck
I see you expressed a much harsher judgement for OP than the POTUS. Interesting...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 20, 2019 8:01 PM |
If they have kids contact child services and tell them you saw the father slap one of the kids "very hard" on their face and when the kid cried he slapped him again.
CPS will make his life a misery.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 20, 2019 8:56 PM |
"CPS will make his life a misery."
Those kids don't deserve to go through the stress of that on account of the parents being deplorables.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 21, 2019 11:15 AM |
If there's a young daughter, tell CPS you heard her say my Daddy is the best kisser.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 21, 2019 2:46 PM |
I hope the DL posters advocating anything but 'Just pretend the neighbor doesn't exist.' never seriously wonders why they remain unfucked and alone.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 21, 2019 4:47 PM |
R13, your IP address belongs to the device, not the server.
Why is this thread even here? Why not just try to be nice to your neighbor? Trump supporters are not necessarily deplorable.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 21, 2019 5:02 PM |
Exactly R50, not to mention CPS should be dealing with real abuse not made up shit.
It's a shame about the camera, because I Eat Ass sprayed onto his lawn with weed killer would be a nice touch.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 21, 2019 5:21 PM |
Hahaha, good one R53.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 21, 2019 5:22 PM |
sounds to me like he is winning. He lives in your head and creates an anger. No matter what you did to him, it seems it has been and will far worse for you. maybe use that energy to help yourself instead of getting revenge on him.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 21, 2019 5:31 PM |
R55 I know your mind is closed, but that says more about you than it does about trump supporters. I meet people every single day who are good, kind loving people, trying their best to get along in life, and who are just simply tired of hopelessness. Who voted for Trump. Yes, Trump sold them a bill of goods, but the Democrats have just been ignoring them, taking them for granted.
They are not all rabid vicious racists and homophobes. Why not have the tiniest bit of faith in your fellow man?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 21, 2019 5:44 PM |
[Quote] They are not all rabid vicious racists and homophobes. Why not have the tiniest bit of faith in your fellow man?
Because they voted for literally the worst man in the world who never hid his racism, even on the campaign trail. They knew exactly who and what they were voting for.
By definition, they are nasty, evil people and I’ll cheer as they lose their jobs, get sick with not insurance, and OD on opioids
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 21, 2019 6:05 PM |
Put up a Resist sign on your lawn and make him mad. Put up cameras so you’ll see if he doesn’t anything to you
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 21, 2019 6:06 PM |
Fuck his son and the dog (use condoms and don't do it at your neighbor's place where there are cameras). If he comes over threatening to kill you, shoot him and get off based on "stand your ground" type of self defense.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 21, 2019 6:52 PM |
OP’s neighbor needs a Bark Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 21, 2019 9:04 PM |
R61 OP needs a Bark Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 21, 2019 9:18 PM |
"they voted for literally the worst man in the world who never hid his racism, even on the campaign trail. They knew exactly who and what they were voting for."
This⬆. Times 1,000,000.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 22, 2019 6:38 AM |
life is never ever that black and white. Just once, maybe, just once, try to open your mind a bit to the other guy.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 22, 2019 2:22 PM |