Max Morley - UK Model and Reality TV Personality

He also looks like Maxwell Caulfield

are you gonna post all his IG pictures again?

Slopey shoulders = pass

I'm a yes. Gorgeous

Another thread for a straight instawhore reality star?

OMG chicken legs. I could never!

He does not have chicken legs

He does R12

Bum

Great grandson of Robert Morley

Concaved chest. Pass.

No lips either. Why are the Brits so cursed with snake mouth?

R18 cause they’re WHITE. Thin lips is a common trait of white people. ACTUAL white People.

What a dog.

He has a hot ass

His cock

Flashing tit

He's no Matthew McConnaughey

He got a hair transplant after being a victim or losing it young.

I bet he misses having this head of hair

[quote] He got a hair transplant after being a victim or losing it young.

McConnaughey?

R27. No. Max.

Poor thing had to have a hair transplant at 25

He is very sexy

They sure love our LA , don they?

The three biggest American cities in the UK are LA, Miami and NYC.

Chicago would be 4th.

Almost everyone I know goes to LA or Miami more than NYC or Chicago.

Hi Max! Your career's dead so no need to try to resurrect it here.

[quote]Blond and blue eyed tall beauty.

Blond? Not one picture is he blond.

What’s his skin color?

I met him, he is blonder in person.

He's very fetching. Does he have a voice that is pleasing to the ears?

His instagram is only him with men. Is he gay? I know when straight guys date a lot of women they don't put any pics on social media to avoid the boiling bunny meltdowns, but all the hot guy beefcake seems dubious.

Google images shows multiple photos of him playing handsy holdsy with very attractive females.

R38 he is hetero. He doesn’t post them on his Insta for obvious reasons. He’s a fuck boy.

A lot of Hot guys hang with hot guys. Most bro’s like spending time with bro’s.

R37 no. His accent and voice are annoying.

Nice. He's delightfully "average" I would say. Good looking healthy dick.

Any relation to Gladys Cooper?

THIS is his grandpa???? Thank god he got his looks from his grammy! Eeesh!

Something tells me he's no relation to Robert.

Oh God - that accent is horrible. Is that the UK equivalent of a Baltimore accent? Really killed the attraction. Some guys are meant to only exist on Instagram.

Good God that accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

"Ahm vereh troostwoothey".

My ears are bleeding from that accent...yikes!

He’s from a good background. He isn’t white trash r48

Hotttr

[quote] Something tells me he's no relation to Robert.

What would that something be?

Mmmm

Hot ass

"I can't spell, and I can't read and write."

Yet he's 'from a good background' (according to R49).

He is hot

R54 he comes from $$$ ... he doesn’t need to know how to do those things.

His family has a large stonemasonry business for decades upon decades in the UK. He worked for it for a while before doing reality TV.

He takes life like a vacation because it is one for him. He comes from $$$.

He doesn't need to know how to READ or WRITE?

HAHAHAHAHA!

Not when you have a trust fund

Who is the dumb fuck that took him saying he cant read or write literally?

"He doesn't need to know how to read or write, he's rich and HAWT and I need his big white dick up my MUSSSSYYYY!"

He is dreamy

Does he have a stanksleeve?

R63 his dick is on this thread.

I wanna eat his ass

What's his (or his family's) net worth? Just how wealthy is his family?

Where is the proof he's related the the late actor Robert Morley? If it was true I would think it would be noted in his Wikipedia listing, which it is not.

The Yorkshire accent is laid on with a trowel.

He looks like he's partially cut.

Meh, average but sexy ass

R18 “Why are the Brits so cursed with snake mouth?”

The better to purse with and mumble on scone crumbs.

[quote]Great grandson of Robert Morley

I'll need proof in the form of a triple chin.

He’s hot all right- who is he and is he “famous” for any reason other than hot pics on Instagram? What a weird place the world has become...

What’s his skin color?

R72 he is a reality tv personality in the UK

Sloppy upper body, skinny legs, face cute from some angles and meh from others—I'm guessing he appeals only to other chavs or geordies or whatever his social/regional category is.

Someone got super drunk last night

I love the sorry at the end

I would blow him.

That’s quite a surprise, R78.

He’s 1000 times better than McConehay or that trash Hammer.

I would take this Max guy before Armie Hammer 100%... and Matt also. He hasn't looked good to me in YEARS

With that said, I find watching him drunk at r76 funny and cringe

Matthew was hot 20 years ago but now looks like a wax figure with a hairpiece. Armies ego makes me vomit. I’d fuck this model whore a million times before Matthew or Armie.

Matthew fucked up his looks when he lost all that weight for Dallas Buyers Club.

Armie has a weird face to me.

How did Max not get in trouble for his friend showing cock on his Story?

I wanna eat his tight little ass

I think Armie is incredibly handsome, until he smiles. The formation of his teeth is off putting to me. He has those two big canines that make him look like a vampire.

Armie has a weak jaw.

I like sharp canines. I hate the denture mouth that's become the norm due to veneers.

He has the perfect shaped ass.

In what way, R89?

Womanly, you might say.

R91 is not r89, as I am.

But yes. Very nice and round shaped, tight

He’s quite handsome