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American Gothic

Flowers in the attic

What Ever Happened To Baby Ivanka?

^^^Baby Jared.

Damn!

That music came into my head

Together we fall

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He's obviously clarified his positions on several issues since the CNN town hall.

Didn't like Matthews asking him if he fired a gun in Afghanistan. Has Trump even served?!

Shit, wrong thread, sorry!

It doesn't seem to be raining. Let's go shopping.

They were spotted in the window just before the arrests.

a la The Others:

This house is ours. No one can make us leave this house.

Barbie’s Incest Dream House

R12 wins

But I’ll submit:

“Did he grab you by the pussy again?”

“Ivanka. Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.”

We did the right thing, didn't we? He didn't leave us any choice. You're right. He didn't leave us any choice. But it's over now. Cthulhu will be pleased. The "where's your Jesus now!" befor decapitating Mrs. Pence was a bit over the top but you always did have a flare for the theatrical.

Ugh.

Reminds me of...

I would like to pump some angry loads into Kushner.

“Do you think they’ll notice my dress was made out of these drapes?”

“Which of us is the bigger whore, Jared?”

“I am.”

“Why do you think so?”

“Because unlike you, I hate it when your father fucks me. I just do it for the money.”

“It’s working. They think Barron is the innocent one. Praise Satan!”

post Pegging cry for help

Straight People Of 2019

House arrest

I wonder if they know we make love ass to ass.

They're not human

“You’re Cersei Lannister.”

“What?”

“Huh?”

“Did you call me Cersei, Jared?”

“What? Ha! No, I—“

“Fuck you, Jared. I am nothing like her.”

“I didn’t...I...I just, I...”

“I’m nothing like her. She lost.”

Welcome to our lovely home, Mr. Khashoggi. We're delighted to see you.

A preview of the newest decorations this year for Halloween.

"Come play with us America."

"Did you hide the pods?"

You can see some weird frozen cosmetic surgery thing going on in her face in this GIF she posted.

"Some day this will all be ours".

They’re both so fucking ugly. I hope their plane crashes in the ocean on the way back.

why would she have married such a closet case?

Dorian Gray meets Dracula's Daughter

“Where are the cheering crowds?”

We are Jews.

Mortician spends time with embalmed corpse.

“When will they be feeding us next?”

Damian Omen II and his bride await Satan's next instruction.

"Daddy was a more passionate top, Jared."

"Might as well JUMP!"

Where is a sniper when you need one?

Don't laugh and pretend you don't see her but I think that's Hillary mowing the lawn.

“Do these drapes make me look fat? As fat as Tiffany?”

Must break character but I love how they're staring into the soul of the photographer. It has to be a long lens and it's like they're sending the message: "We see you..."

The procedures worked... gender swap success!

"Its all for your Damien!"

“Don’t you know who my FATHER is?!!”

“It’s nice that we can both stare out the window at the same hot guy”

OMG r3 that took me out!

"Oh come on Jared, they want to see you, I want to show you off!"

"You know that's how Michael Jackson got in trouble, and I worry you might drop me"

"I'm planning to dangle you with both hands, stupid!"

Dark Shadows

official portrait of the next two waiting for exorcisms

Do you think anyone can tell that we’re fingering each other’s assholes?

I think they are just about to do this:

"Not that we have anything better to do, but WHY were we invited to this shindig anyway?"

We Have Always Lived in the Palace

Ivanka: why do they hate us so much?

Jared: well,your fuckbuddy dad kind of brings that on.

Capitol Hill Has Eyes.

Fascistas

2024, 2028, 2032 and 2036.

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Redrum.

How very DARE they show their faces again!?!??!

“Look, The Ecuadorian Embassy has new tenants.”

Snobgoblins II: More Spooky-Ass Shit to Keep You Up at Night.

R60 , Bravo. Well fucking done.

“Ivanka, do you ever feel like Meadow in that last episode of The Sopranos?”

“Usually.”

“Does Tony really get whacked in the end?”

“Don’t worry about it, Jackie Junior. You won’t be here to see the end.”

Invasion of the Body Snatchers(2019)

We only come out when its dark . Vampires 😂

Pointless-counterpointless

Without make-up.

Zombies.

On a perfectly normal, lovely afternoon in England, a town is suddenly taken over by an unseen presence.

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We desire... macaroni pictures.

"Did you just fart, Jared?"

He's on to us. He knows we were the ones who replaced the Skinny and Sweet with rat poison.

J: I'm more ambitious than you!

I : No, you're not.

J: Oh well, you sucked his cock to get where you are.

I: So did you!

J : Isn't it tiny?

I : Like a cocktail weenie.

J: Well, he still told me I wasn't as good as Lindsey Graham.

I: That cunt!

It's a beautiful, haunting portrait.

Dumber and dumbest

You know I hate it when you come back from Dr. Rhavastani prettier than me.

The Others part Deux

The Parallax view.

Kushner:

“Who do you like in 2020?”

“Mayor Pete.”

“Me too.”

God, they're creepy.