American Gothic
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 3, 2019 11:29 PM |
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American Gothic
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 3, 2019 11:29 PM |
Flowers in the attic
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 3, 2019 11:33 PM |
^^^Baby Jared.
Damn!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 3, 2019 11:35 PM |
Together we fall
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 3, 2019 11:39 PM |
Post-peg
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 3, 2019 11:39 PM |
He's obviously clarified his positions on several issues since the CNN town hall.
Didn't like Matthews asking him if he fired a gun in Afghanistan. Has Trump even served?!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 3, 2019 11:40 PM |
Shit, wrong thread, sorry!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 3, 2019 11:41 PM |
It doesn't seem to be raining. Let's go shopping.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 3, 2019 11:41 PM |
They were spotted in the window just before the arrests.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 3, 2019 11:43 PM |
a la The Others:
This house is ours. No one can make us leave this house.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 3, 2019 11:46 PM |
Barbie’s Incest Dream House
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 3, 2019 11:49 PM |
R12 wins
But I’ll submit:
“Did he grab you by the pussy again?”
“Ivanka. Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.”
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 3, 2019 11:50 PM |
We did the right thing, didn't we? He didn't leave us any choice. You're right. He didn't leave us any choice. But it's over now. Cthulhu will be pleased. The "where's your Jesus now!" befor decapitating Mrs. Pence was a bit over the top but you always did have a flare for the theatrical.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 3, 2019 11:59 PM |
Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 4, 2019 12:12 AM |
I would like to pump some angry loads into Kushner.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 4, 2019 12:15 AM |
“Do you think they’ll notice my dress was made out of these drapes?”
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 4, 2019 12:27 AM |
“Which of us is the bigger whore, Jared?”
“I am.”
“Why do you think so?”
“Because unlike you, I hate it when your father fucks me. I just do it for the money.”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 4, 2019 12:32 AM |
“It’s working. They think Barron is the innocent one. Praise Satan!”
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 4, 2019 12:34 AM |
post Pegging cry for help
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 4, 2019 12:36 AM |
Straight People Of 2019
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 4, 2019 12:38 AM |
House arrest
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 4, 2019 12:38 AM |
I wonder if they know we make love ass to ass.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 4, 2019 12:38 AM |
They're not human
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 4, 2019 12:54 AM |
“You’re Cersei Lannister.”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“Did you call me Cersei, Jared?”
“What? Ha! No, I—“
“Fuck you, Jared. I am nothing like her.”
“I didn’t...I...I just, I...”
“I’m nothing like her. She lost.”
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 4, 2019 1:01 AM |
Welcome to our lovely home, Mr. Khashoggi. We're delighted to see you.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 4, 2019 1:09 AM |
A preview of the newest decorations this year for Halloween.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 4, 2019 1:14 AM |
"Come play with us America."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 4, 2019 1:15 AM |
"Did you hide the pods?"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 4, 2019 1:16 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 4, 2019 1:29 AM |
You can see some weird frozen cosmetic surgery thing going on in her face in this GIF she posted.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 4, 2019 1:36 AM |
"Some day this will all be ours".
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 4, 2019 1:44 AM |
They’re both so fucking ugly. I hope their plane crashes in the ocean on the way back.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 4, 2019 1:45 AM |
why would she have married such a closet case?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 4, 2019 1:47 AM |
Dorian Gray meets Dracula's Daughter
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 4, 2019 1:47 AM |
“Where are the cheering crowds?”
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 4, 2019 1:48 AM |
We are Jews.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 4, 2019 1:48 AM |
Mortician spends time with embalmed corpse.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 4, 2019 1:49 AM |
“When will they be feeding us next?”
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 4, 2019 1:52 AM |
Damian Omen II and his bride await Satan's next instruction.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 4, 2019 1:54 AM |
"Daddy was a more passionate top, Jared."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 4, 2019 1:54 AM |
"Might as well JUMP!"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 4, 2019 1:55 AM |
Where is a sniper when you need one?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 4, 2019 1:59 AM |
Don't laugh and pretend you don't see her but I think that's Hillary mowing the lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 4, 2019 2:00 AM |
“Do these drapes make me look fat? As fat as Tiffany?”
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 4, 2019 2:19 AM |
Must break character but I love how they're staring into the soul of the photographer. It has to be a long lens and it's like they're sending the message: "We see you..."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 4, 2019 2:21 AM |
The procedures worked... gender swap success!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 4, 2019 2:23 AM |
"Its all for your Damien!"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 4, 2019 2:52 AM |
“Don’t you know who my FATHER is?!!”
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 4, 2019 2:59 AM |
“It’s nice that we can both stare out the window at the same hot guy”
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 4, 2019 3:04 AM |
"Oh come on Jared, they want to see you, I want to show you off!"
"You know that's how Michael Jackson got in trouble, and I worry you might drop me"
"I'm planning to dangle you with both hands, stupid!"
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 4, 2019 3:11 AM |
official portrait of the next two waiting for exorcisms
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 4, 2019 3:24 AM |
Do you think anyone can tell that we’re fingering each other’s assholes?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 4, 2019 3:35 AM |
"Not that we have anything better to do, but WHY were we invited to this shindig anyway?"
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 4, 2019 5:48 AM |
We Have Always Lived in the Palace
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 4, 2019 5:50 AM |
Ivanka: why do they hate us so much?
Jared: well,your fuckbuddy dad kind of brings that on.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 4, 2019 6:05 AM |
Capitol Hill Has Eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 4, 2019 6:17 AM |
2024, 2028, 2032 and 2036.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 4, 2019 6:36 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 4, 2019 6:58 AM |
How very DARE they show their faces again!?!??!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 4, 2019 7:22 AM |
“Look, The Ecuadorian Embassy has new tenants.”
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 4, 2019 7:34 AM |
Snobgoblins II: More Spooky-Ass Shit to Keep You Up at Night.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 4, 2019 7:51 AM |
R60 , Bravo. Well fucking done.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 4, 2019 7:53 AM |
“Ivanka, do you ever feel like Meadow in that last episode of The Sopranos?”
“Usually.”
“Does Tony really get whacked in the end?”
“Don’t worry about it, Jackie Junior. You won’t be here to see the end.”
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 4, 2019 10:18 AM |
Invasion of the Body Snatchers(2019)
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 4, 2019 10:24 AM |
We only come out when its dark . Vampires 😂
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 4, 2019 11:55 AM |
Pointless-counterpointless
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 4, 2019 12:01 PM |
Zombies.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 4, 2019 2:59 PM |
On a perfectly normal, lovely afternoon in England, a town is suddenly taken over by an unseen presence.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 4, 2019 3:32 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 4, 2019 7:03 PM |
We desire... macaroni pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 4, 2019 7:52 PM |
"Did you just fart, Jared?"
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 4, 2019 7:57 PM |
He's on to us. He knows we were the ones who replaced the Skinny and Sweet with rat poison.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 4, 2019 8:06 PM |
J: I'm more ambitious than you!
I : No, you're not.
J: Oh well, you sucked his cock to get where you are.
I: So did you!
J : Isn't it tiny?
I : Like a cocktail weenie.
J: Well, he still told me I wasn't as good as Lindsey Graham.
I: That cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 4, 2019 8:14 PM |
It's a beautiful, haunting portrait.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 4, 2019 8:14 PM |
Dumber and dumbest
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 4, 2019 8:18 PM |
You know I hate it when you come back from Dr. Rhavastani prettier than me.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 4, 2019 8:19 PM |
The Others part Deux
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 4, 2019 8:20 PM |
The Parallax view.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 4, 2019 9:54 PM |
“Who do you like in 2020?”
“Mayor Pete.”
“Me too.”
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 4, 2019 10:34 PM |
God, they're creepy.
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