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Mario Lopez’s Balls for Sale

When you need to take your recovery next level. Get my balls...

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by Anonymousreply 22June 2, 2019 2:40 AM

Mario’s bouncing balls

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by Anonymousreply 1May 29, 2019 10:06 PM

He’s closeted, right?

by Anonymousreply 2May 29, 2019 10:11 PM

I don't know what he's done to his face, but it looks like he's fiddling with fillers or Botox. He's starting to look like a S Asian with Botox. And too much make-up.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 29, 2019 10:18 PM

....Mario is going to be the next Heather Lockear. He's not going to handle aging well at all.

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2019 2:56 AM

I’ll gladly massage his balls

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2019 4:20 AM

I bet his balls look almost as good as his hooded cock

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2019 2:07 PM

R6 wish he would stop teasing and finally show us both

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2019 7:19 PM

Is Mario's intact Latin cock at least available to rent?

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2019 9:58 PM

Try my noodle!

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by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2019 11:08 PM

He's all balls

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2019 11:11 PM

I just hope he knows how to price his workout gear for people who are serious about getting in shape.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2019 11:57 PM

Forget the work out gear, how about a series of commando work out tapes!

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by Anonymousreply 12June 1, 2019 1:25 AM

He’s kind of over the hill now

by Anonymousreply 13June 1, 2019 2:22 AM

Why is he jogging in the middle of the street?

by Anonymousreply 14June 1, 2019 3:47 AM

I can't remember the name of the show but some dude named Jonathan ( I think his name was Jonathan) asked Mario to endorse some skincare thing. I want to say it came on after Angie Dickinson Modeling Agency... circa 2005? God I can't remember the name of that show ! Anyways, Mario likes to do random endorsements apparently.

by Anonymousreply 15June 1, 2019 7:12 AM

R15 Speaking of random endorsements...

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by Anonymousreply 16June 1, 2019 10:59 PM

He'll endorse anything you pay him to

by Anonymousreply 17June 1, 2019 11:14 PM

I want those deep inside my shopping cart.

by Anonymousreply 18June 1, 2019 11:17 PM

He misses Mark-Paul's sweet tight ass. Sources quote him as saying "Preppy really knew how to take a dick".

by Anonymousreply 19June 1, 2019 11:20 PM

He’s looking old in OP pic

by Anonymousreply 20June 1, 2019 11:23 PM

R20 He is old. 45? That’s like 80 in shownusiness years...

by Anonymousreply 21June 2, 2019 1:00 AM

Mario Lopez

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by Anonymousreply 22June 2, 2019 2:40 AM
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