When the head or face is too long and/or thin.
Eric Belanger
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When the head or face is too long and/or thin.
Eric Belanger
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 18, 2019 7:21 PM |
The guy at OP is gorgeous. When I think of horse-face guys, I think of Jerry Seinfeld.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 26, 2019 5:18 AM |
I haven't forgotten the day when North Korea's news agency derided John Kerry as a wild dog with a "hideous lantern jaw."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 26, 2019 5:29 AM |
And, hey! Another vote for Seinfeld! Horsefaced performer, horseshit sitcom.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 26, 2019 5:35 AM |
bangs are his friend if only he'd let them
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 26, 2019 6:28 AM |
A lot of Northern European people have them.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 26, 2019 6:32 AM |
Usually indicates big dick.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 26, 2019 6:39 AM |
Eric Balfour is quintessential horse face.
2012 Olympic pommel horse champion Krisztian Berki's got horse face. I like it on him.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 26, 2019 7:22 AM |
Horse face, also known as BDF, doesn't always indicate large penis size though, R7. Eric Balfour proved that when he went full-frontal and received an onscreen BJ in that movie "Lie with Me." His ass is fucking glorious though, so I can forgive the average-at-best-sized cock.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 26, 2019 7:48 AM |
I like guys with a horseface I'm not sure why.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 26, 2019 8:36 AM |
R21 Post some examples.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 26, 2019 8:54 AM |
David Muir owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 26, 2019 9:44 AM |
Any examples of Gay Horseface?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 26, 2019 9:49 AM |
Beto.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 26, 2019 10:09 AM |
R27, see r26
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 26, 2019 11:25 AM |
I miss Eric Balfour. Where is he now?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 26, 2019 11:27 AM |
^^Guess he was put out to pasture.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 26, 2019 11:43 AM |
Horse face often means horse-hung!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 26, 2019 12:05 PM |
What do you know about horses, Erna? Aren't coyotes more your speed?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 26, 2019 12:08 PM |
Thanks R30. I see why you mean.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 26, 2019 12:22 PM |
James Van Der Beek.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 26, 2019 12:39 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 26, 2019 12:46 PM |
Prince William
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 26, 2019 12:51 PM |
The British Royal Family all have at least 50% equine DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 26, 2019 3:43 PM |
Eric Balfour seems to be the king of this thread. He definitely does have the stereotypical "horse face." That being said, I'd still fuck him—hard and deep.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 26, 2019 10:48 PM |
Many of the guys here prove that horse face can be hot. Anyone familiar with C-List actor Josh Cooke? I always had a crush on him... thought he was quite striking.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 26, 2019 10:53 PM |
Tony Ward.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 26, 2019 11:05 PM |
I’m not sure what the OP’s intent was. These are all drop dead handsome men ( with the exception of Cumberbatch - yuck).
High cheekbones, strong jaw make a handsome man, no?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 26, 2019 11:13 PM |
Marcus Scribner.
There have been jokes about it on "black-ish".
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 26, 2019 11:22 PM |
R57 That guy his hot. I think he's legal now.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 26, 2019 11:29 PM |
[quote] High cheekbones, strong jaw make a handsome man, no?
R56 - A horse face is a long face. It doesn't have anything to do with prominent cheekbones or a chiseled jaw. It has to do with the face being long relative to how wide it is.
There is an artist's ratio that says the distance between the pupils is equal to the distance between the top of the nose and the part between the lips, in an attractive face. Most people are around 1:1 - but horse faced guys are like 1:1.3.
I don't think any of them are attractive. It's probably the #1 feature I can't stand - long faces. There's even horse face surgery too.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 26, 2019 11:39 PM |
The OP sounds tedious. And a little spectrum-y. I'm sure his dates love it when he pulls out the craniometer...
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 27, 2019 12:30 AM |
R10 Great choice-beautiful man
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 27, 2019 12:32 AM |
r60 sounds like he has a horse face.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 27, 2019 12:43 AM |
One of my favorite pictures of any Hollywood star.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 27, 2019 1:07 AM |
These men don't have HORSEFACE they have TALL heads. Peter Jennings had a TALL HEAD.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 27, 2019 1:37 AM |
I don't about guys but all the girls at Bowdoin were horsey and shiny.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 27, 2019 1:45 AM |
Leonard Nimoy had it. Also Michael Phelps has it.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 27, 2019 1:51 AM |
There was a huge horsey preppy rich girl at Cornell who looked like Brienne de Torth and we called her "The Medieval Knight" and it was the 80s. Also girls on crew tended to be horse faced.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 27, 2019 1:51 AM |
That's Irish face,.not horse face. R74.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 27, 2019 1:55 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 27, 2019 1:58 AM |
[quote]Any examples of Gay Horseface?
Repulveda.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 27, 2019 3:35 AM |
Jeremy Irons
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 27, 2019 3:36 AM |
I know Jordan Peterson has an obnoxious alt-right following, but I honestly sort of like him/find him insanely sexy
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 27, 2019 3:51 AM |
He looks even better with a beard. Definitely a hot horseface daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 27, 2019 10:18 AM |
This thread has made me aware of my serious horseface fetish.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 27, 2019 10:20 AM |
R51 -Jeffree Star has Skullface, not Horseface.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 27, 2019 10:24 AM |
I can't find the DL thread celebrating ladies with horserace.
But I have to contribute this English actress who was the acme of horseface—
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 13, 2019 1:25 AM |
"Well, he sure could eat an apple right through a picket fence"
-- my mother on Beto O'Rourke
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 13, 2019 1:32 AM |
R81, for what it’s worth, the real alt-right can’t stand Peterson because he rejects any kind racial superiority ideology.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 13, 2019 2:44 AM |
James van der Beek who you may remember as Dawson (not that one) or Sociopath Corporate Douchebag from Pose.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 13, 2019 3:03 AM |
Eric Balfour is a prefect example of horseface. Many of these other guys that you people posted are NOT horseface. Think of a long/narrow face, the way a horse's face is.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 13, 2019 3:31 AM |
Horseface does not equal BDF.
Horseface is just a part of the total BDF package.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 13, 2019 5:01 AM |
I think long narrow faces are sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 13, 2019 5:12 AM |
What's that senator's name?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 13, 2019 8:26 AM |
Senator horseface Hawley. Satan incarnate, supreme liar.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 13, 2019 8:27 AM |
What’s the opposite of horse face? That’s what I’m attracted to.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 18, 2019 6:14 PM |
Cowface?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 18, 2019 7:06 PM |
Then bring on the Horsies! WOOT!
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