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Guys with horseface

When the head or face is too long and/or thin.

Eric Belanger

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by Anonymousreply 97June 18, 2019 7:21 PM

The guy at OP is gorgeous. When I think of horse-face guys, I think of Jerry Seinfeld.

by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2019 5:18 AM

Dustin Lance Black aka Horse DLB

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by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2019 5:28 AM

I haven't forgotten the day when North Korea's news agency derided John Kerry as a wild dog with a "hideous lantern jaw."

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by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2019 5:29 AM

And, hey! Another vote for Seinfeld! Horsefaced performer, horseshit sitcom.

by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2019 5:35 AM

bangs are his friend if only he'd let them

by Anonymousreply 5May 26, 2019 6:28 AM

A lot of Northern European people have them.

by Anonymousreply 6May 26, 2019 6:32 AM

Usually indicates big dick.

by Anonymousreply 7May 26, 2019 6:39 AM

Hack future presidential candidate.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 26, 2019 6:43 AM

Oh, hey guyz.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 26, 2019 6:44 AM

Eric Balfour. Still think he's hot though.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 26, 2019 6:45 AM

Shawn Mendes

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by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2019 6:56 AM

Eric Balfour is quintessential horse face.

2012 Olympic pommel horse champion Krisztian Berki's got horse face. I like it on him.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 26, 2019 7:22 AM

Adam Driver <3.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 26, 2019 7:32 AM

Paul Rudd

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by Anonymousreply 14May 26, 2019 7:40 AM

Horse face, also known as BDF, doesn't always indicate large penis size though, R7. Eric Balfour proved that when he went full-frontal and received an onscreen BJ in that movie "Lie with Me." His ass is fucking glorious though, so I can forgive the average-at-best-sized cock.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 26, 2019 7:48 AM

Bel Ami's Kris Evans.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 26, 2019 8:18 AM

David Muir.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 26, 2019 8:24 AM

Keanu Reeves.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 26, 2019 8:26 AM

R16 hung like one

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by Anonymousreply 19May 26, 2019 8:32 AM

Giddy Up

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by Anonymousreply 20May 26, 2019 8:33 AM

I like guys with a horseface I'm not sure why.

by Anonymousreply 21May 26, 2019 8:36 AM

Freak xtian.

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by Anonymousreply 22May 26, 2019 8:51 AM

R21 Post some examples.

by Anonymousreply 23May 26, 2019 8:54 AM

Hawley

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by Anonymousreply 24May 26, 2019 9:17 AM

Adrien Brody.

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by Anonymousreply 25May 26, 2019 9:40 AM

David Muir owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2019 9:44 AM

Any examples of Gay Horseface?

by Anonymousreply 27May 26, 2019 9:49 AM

Beto.

by Anonymousreply 28May 26, 2019 10:09 AM

Hey fellas I'm not at the glue factory yet.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 26, 2019 10:20 AM

R27, see r26

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2019 11:25 AM

I miss Eric Balfour. Where is he now?

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2019 11:27 AM

^^Guess he was put out to pasture.

by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2019 11:43 AM

Seth Meyers. Beto. Biden

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by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2019 11:59 AM

Horse face often means horse-hung!

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2019 12:05 PM

What do you know about horses, Erna? Aren't coyotes more your speed?

by Anonymousreply 35May 26, 2019 12:08 PM

Thanks R30. I see why you mean.

by Anonymousreply 36May 26, 2019 12:22 PM

Mr Ed

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by Anonymousreply 37May 26, 2019 12:30 PM

James Van Der Beek.

by Anonymousreply 38May 26, 2019 12:39 PM
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by Anonymousreply 39May 26, 2019 12:46 PM

Prince William

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2019 12:51 PM

The British Royal Family all have at least 50% equine DNA.

by Anonymousreply 41May 26, 2019 3:43 PM

Prince Truvada

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by Anonymousreply 42May 26, 2019 4:14 PM

Rupert Everett

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by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2019 5:18 PM

the baby goose

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by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2019 5:44 PM

Sebastian Junger, writer "The Perfect Storm."

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by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2019 8:05 PM

I win and I can also deep throat.

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by Anonymousreply 46May 26, 2019 8:11 PM

....

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by Anonymousreply 47May 26, 2019 8:33 PM

Pablo

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by Anonymousreply 48May 26, 2019 8:39 PM

Yeah, Eric Balfour was my first thought.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 26, 2019 10:33 PM

Eric Balfour seems to be the king of this thread. He definitely does have the stereotypical "horse face." That being said, I'd still fuck him—hard and deep.

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by Anonymousreply 50May 26, 2019 10:48 PM

Makeup Queen Jeffree Star

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by Anonymousreply 51May 26, 2019 10:50 PM

Eric proves that horseface can be hot

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by Anonymousreply 52May 26, 2019 10:50 PM

Many of the guys here prove that horse face can be hot. Anyone familiar with C-List actor Josh Cooke? I always had a crush on him... thought he was quite striking.

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by Anonymousreply 53May 26, 2019 10:53 PM

Football player, Ruud Van Nistelrooy

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by Anonymousreply 54May 26, 2019 11:01 PM

Tony Ward.

by Anonymousreply 55May 26, 2019 11:05 PM

I’m not sure what the OP’s intent was. These are all drop dead handsome men ( with the exception of Cumberbatch - yuck).

High cheekbones, strong jaw make a handsome man, no?

by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2019 11:13 PM

Marcus Scribner.

There have been jokes about it on "black-ish".

by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2019 11:22 PM

R57 That guy his hot. I think he's legal now.

by Anonymousreply 58May 26, 2019 11:29 PM

[quote] High cheekbones, strong jaw make a handsome man, no?

R56 - A horse face is a long face. It doesn't have anything to do with prominent cheekbones or a chiseled jaw. It has to do with the face being long relative to how wide it is.

There is an artist's ratio that says the distance between the pupils is equal to the distance between the top of the nose and the part between the lips, in an attractive face. Most people are around 1:1 - but horse faced guys are like 1:1.3.

I don't think any of them are attractive. It's probably the #1 feature I can't stand - long faces. There's even horse face surgery too.

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by Anonymousreply 59May 26, 2019 11:39 PM

The OP sounds tedious. And a little spectrum-y. I'm sure his dates love it when he pulls out the craniometer...

by Anonymousreply 60May 27, 2019 12:30 AM

R10 Great choice-beautiful man

by Anonymousreply 61May 27, 2019 12:32 AM

r60 sounds like he has a horse face.

by Anonymousreply 62May 27, 2019 12:43 AM

Cesar Romero

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by Anonymousreply 63May 27, 2019 1:05 AM

One of my favorite pictures of any Hollywood star.

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by Anonymousreply 64May 27, 2019 1:07 AM

The styling is so simple and amazing.

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by Anonymousreply 65May 27, 2019 1:08 AM

Luke Perry looking perfect

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by Anonymousreply 66May 27, 2019 1:09 AM

Basil Rathbone...yum

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by Anonymousreply 67May 27, 2019 1:12 AM

Leslie Howard

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by Anonymousreply 68May 27, 2019 1:15 AM

Vincent Price

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by Anonymousreply 69May 27, 2019 1:16 AM

These men don't have HORSEFACE they have TALL heads. Peter Jennings had a TALL HEAD.

by Anonymousreply 70May 27, 2019 1:37 AM

I don't about guys but all the girls at Bowdoin were horsey and shiny.

by Anonymousreply 71May 27, 2019 1:45 AM

Leonard Nimoy had it. Also Michael Phelps has it.

by Anonymousreply 72May 27, 2019 1:51 AM

There was a huge horsey preppy rich girl at Cornell who looked like Brienne de Torth and we called her "The Medieval Knight" and it was the 80s. Also girls on crew tended to be horse faced.

by Anonymousreply 73May 27, 2019 1:51 AM

Horse faces look good on guys but not on girls.

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by Anonymousreply 74May 27, 2019 1:54 AM

That's Irish face,.not horse face. R74.

by Anonymousreply 75May 27, 2019 1:55 AM
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by Anonymousreply 76May 27, 2019 1:58 AM

Jordan Peterson

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by Anonymousreply 77May 27, 2019 3:21 AM

Anthony Bourdain.

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by Anonymousreply 78May 27, 2019 3:31 AM

[quote]Any examples of Gay Horseface?

Repulveda.

by Anonymousreply 79May 27, 2019 3:35 AM

Jeremy Irons

by Anonymousreply 80May 27, 2019 3:36 AM

I know Jordan Peterson has an obnoxious alt-right following, but I honestly sort of like him/find him insanely sexy

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by Anonymousreply 81May 27, 2019 3:51 AM

He looks even better with a beard. Definitely a hot horseface daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 82May 27, 2019 10:18 AM

This thread has made me aware of my serious horseface fetish.

by Anonymousreply 83May 27, 2019 10:20 AM

R51 -Jeffree Star has Skullface, not Horseface.

by Anonymousreply 84May 27, 2019 10:24 AM

I can't find the DL thread celebrating ladies with horserace.

But I have to contribute this English actress who was the acme of horseface—

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by Anonymousreply 85June 13, 2019 1:25 AM

"Well, he sure could eat an apple right through a picket fence"

-- my mother on Beto O'Rourke

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by Anonymousreply 86June 13, 2019 1:32 AM

R81, for what it’s worth, the real alt-right can’t stand Peterson because he rejects any kind racial superiority ideology.

by Anonymousreply 87June 13, 2019 2:44 AM

James van der Beek who you may remember as Dawson (not that one) or Sociopath Corporate Douchebag from Pose.

by Anonymousreply 88June 13, 2019 3:03 AM

Eric Balfour is a prefect example of horseface. Many of these other guys that you people posted are NOT horseface. Think of a long/narrow face, the way a horse's face is.

by Anonymousreply 89June 13, 2019 3:31 AM

Horseface does not equal BDF.

Horseface is just a part of the total BDF package.

by Anonymousreply 90June 13, 2019 5:01 AM

I think long narrow faces are sexy.

by Anonymousreply 91June 13, 2019 5:12 AM

What's that senator's name?

by Anonymousreply 92June 13, 2019 8:26 AM

Senator horseface Hawley. Satan incarnate, supreme liar.

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by Anonymousreply 93June 13, 2019 8:27 AM

What’s the opposite of horse face? That’s what I’m attracted to.

by Anonymousreply 94June 18, 2019 6:14 PM

Cowface?

by Anonymousreply 95June 18, 2019 7:06 PM

Ugh John Elway

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by Anonymousreply 96June 18, 2019 7:13 PM

Then bring on the Horsies! WOOT!

by Anonymousreply 97June 18, 2019 7:21 PM
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