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I’m sitting here having a Grand Maul Seizure wondering if Amy Roloff would survive sex with Jonah Falcon...

Oh Dear!

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by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2019 6:43 PM

Poor Jonah. He really missed his window of opportunity. He was kinda cute when he was younger but nobody wants to see him naked now,

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by Anonymousreply 1May 21, 2019 4:03 PM

DL has an Amy Roloff troll.

I've seen it all.

by Anonymousreply 2May 21, 2019 4:04 PM

He wasn't even much to look at when he was young. He did a crappy low budget porn where he tried fucking himself and finally got hard enough to cum jerking off.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 21, 2019 4:12 PM

Grand maul? Oh dear. Were you attacked by a cougar during this seizure?

by Anonymousreply 4May 21, 2019 4:13 PM

He was never cute.

by Anonymousreply 5May 21, 2019 4:13 PM

R4 is new here.

by Anonymousreply 6May 21, 2019 4:13 PM

[quote] He was never cute.

Sure he was. At least I think he was

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by Anonymousreply 7May 21, 2019 8:47 PM

The Redundant Thread Copycat strikes again!

Take your meds, loser.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2019 9:42 PM

I assume this is the same troll

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by Anonymousreply 9May 21, 2019 9:44 PM

lol!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2019 4:44 AM

R4, is any other medical disorder so prone to picturesque misspellings?

Grand Maul: bear hug gone wrong!

Grand Mall: overcome at Macy's!

Grand Moll: tackled by Clyde's gal Bonnie!

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2019 4:56 AM

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2019 4:59 AM

NGL when I first saw that 2 foot tall Indian chick on AHS: Freakshow, I wondered if she was physically capable of normal adult relations or having a baby

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by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2019 5:35 AM

Jyoti and her husband

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by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2019 5:42 AM

Jonah Falcon is proof that even men with big dicks become unfuckable.

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2019 5:57 AM

yum-oooooooooo

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2019 6:42 PM

Amy Roloff troll makes me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2019 6:43 PM
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