The Most Famous Flat Chested Actress Ever

Jane Birkin

Thread closed.

Kate Hepburn. End of ciscussion.

I'd say Myrna Loy. Because she was flat chested and funny and talented and sexy anyway....

ciscussion = discussion, of course

The chick who played Bridgette Nylund.

Keira Knightley

Jane Birkin's daughter Charlotte Gainsbourg is a close second.

Tilda Swinton

Debra Messing.

Lily Tomlin

Plenty of flat-chested actresses around to name, but the most famous? I don't see how any of them were as famous and legendary as Katherine Hepburn.

I like "ciscussion." That will be a popular word in northern California.

Most famous?! Audrey Hepburn.

Diana Rigg

Twiggy

Audrey Hepburn, of course.

Another vote for Twiggy and Audrey Hepburn.

believe me its something Ive never spent even a minute thinking about.

Other than the bombshells of old Hollywood a lot of women on the silver screen didn't have big boobs. Many were padded. If you watch Stage Door (one of my favorites) you'll see that many of those broads were flat or flat-ish.

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Cary Grant

Claire Danes

I didn't know Twiggy was an actress

Kate Hudson was flat before she got implants

Yes, R24, Twiggy is an actress.

Kelly. And Ryan.

R22

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The Ann Jillian.

Patty Heaton used to be flatter than flat. Now she’s got some huge old titty bags, of course.

Nancy Kulp. Boom!

Goop

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Not nice, R29, double mastectomy doesn't count.

Rue McClanahan

Mia Farrow?

Compared to me, everyone

Diana Ross in Mahogany

The name of the thread is "the most ***famous*** flat-chested actress." No one is more famous than Katherine Hepburn (except possibly Diana Ross). Random lists of flat-chested nobodies doesn't belong in this thread.

Audrey Hepburn is as famous as Katherine Hepburn.

. .. . . . . and Diana Rigg is quite famous in the UK.

Brooke Shields

Audrey Hepburn is more famous round the world than the others. . Come on, the woman wore band aids on her nips.

Louise Brooks

Pamela Anderson before her implants.

Are there any actresses that are concave up there?

[quote]I didn't know Twiggy was an actress

1972 Golden Globe Winner Twiggy Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical The Boyfriend

Abe Vigoda

alicia Vikander

There's a distinction between actresses who are famous and flat-chested, Natalie Portman for instance, and those whose fame stems in part from their flat-chested look, like Keira Knightley. Either Hepburn could claim this title, but Audrey's tiny breasts and wispy frame were key to her gamine image, while Katharine's simply complemented her upper-crust, athletic and screwball characters. For good or ill, Twiggy embodied the teenybopper waif, while the almost equally flat-chested Diana Rigg was taller, heavier and looked athletic. (As has been pointed out somewhere out on the web, Rigg's Emma Peel wasn't the first kick-butt female character, she was the first with tiny ta-tas.) But a tip of the hat to whoever nominated Louise Brooks.

Cher was flat when she was young.

[Quote] As has been pointed out somewhere out on the web, Rigg's Emma Peel wasn't the first kick-butt female character

You can say that again.

Katie Holmes.

That’s why I divorced her.

DL fave Ellen Foley.

Clumsy straw-spilling klutz, Beth Howland, shown here trying to disguise her lack of breasts with a vest. We weren't fooled, you bony freak.

Jeremy Renner

Annie Potts. They even did an episode of Designing Women about her small breasts.

This pic is a nude scene from Corvette Summer:

Goop for sure.

Lara Flynn Boyle

Charlize has to be somewhere on this list. She has very broad shoulders, but tiny tits.

Charlize has average sized tits.

You bitches are slipping.

Jeanne Eagels.

Olivia De Havilland

Lauren Bacall

I think Garbo

I had to Google Jane Birkin. She from the bag. She was not a model, but an actress. French. Didn't realize she was in Death on the Nile. Not very pretty. But very few models are. Oh wait sorry. She's an actress/singer.

Wow. Her daughters are downright hideous. But most french actresses are these days.

Kay Francis was one of the top stars of the 1930's, but named box office poison in 1939. She was called the best dressed woman for many years in Hollywood ("overdressed" she called it), but even she acknowledged that she was lacking in the bosom department. She's still one of my favorite leading ladies of all time.

Yes Charlize used to be flat but got small implants several years ago like Kate Hudson and looks more balanced now.

Barbara Stanwyck was...

Calista Flockhart and Debra Messing. There was an episode of Will&Grace where she was dolled up to look sexy but her tight top showed she had the body of an ironing board, with gross erect nipples.

Audrey Hepburn

Kathleen Turner..

Are we talking boobies? Bazooms?

No, it's Audrey Hepburn.

Serious competitor for the title of Flattest Overall, and THE most iconic actress mentioned on this lame thread.

Mia Farrow

Louise Brooks

Glenn

Garbo is less iconic than A. Hepburn ?

TITS! WHEN am I gonna grow TITS?

Joan Fontaine

Lucille Ball looked pretty flat on ILL. She wore some kind of corset with attached bra cups under her outfits and it was obvious that she was not filling those cups AT ALL. Sometimes the cups would fold and crease because they were empty.

Edie

Glenn Close isn't flat-chested.

Truly chic women have relatively flat chests and butts, long legs, and slim hips. The ideal adult female would have the body of a lean, athletic boy in his early teens. So much better for wearing couture.

So-called womanly "curves" just ruin the line and get in the way in high fashion.

Mini-me Edie is barely an actress, I love her to death, but honestly, nobody knows who she was.

...and they are all gorgeous.

What does Nick think? Nick thinks ixnay.

That Hepburn broad, her shoulder blades stick out more than her bazooms.

I like a woman with something out front, if you know what I mean. Gimme a dame like, uh, what’s her name … Jane Russell. Yeah, that’s the ticket! Jane Russell.

Guys that like Hepburn, I think they might be pixies. And you know what I think of pixies.

Birkin, plain?

I've seen Birkin IRL in France (where she's an icon) several times . She 's incredibly tall, like, over 6ft. With that tiny face on a skinny male athlete' s body. It looks superimposed. Very mannish. Not pretty. I don't understand why the French have elevated her to G. Kelly 's status.

You can't compare someone who's gone under the knife to someone who's mostly abstained.

Calista Flockhard and the girl who played Nancy on Stranger Things.

You guys are so old. I've honestly never heard of 90% of the women on this thread.

R93 like you a budding twink. NOBODY under 40 remember Calista Flockhard

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What an unflattering nude shot.

Even her nipples pout

Pamela Sue Martin. She didn’t have any titties either.

Keira looks trans in that picture

Kiera's aren't even the same size. If anyone ever needed a boob job, it's her. She could just do a B cup, with a little more on the one side and she would be perfect.