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Render various famous quotations from movie and TV less offensive than in the original

"I will have sexual relations with you for an extended period.

I am so SEXUALLY AROUSED.

I will perform fellatio on you."

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by Anonymousreply 14May 11, 2019 4:37 AM

I don't understand the assignment.

by Anonymousreply 1May 11, 2019 3:36 AM

"My knowledge of obstetric science is minimal, Miss Scarlett!"

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by Anonymousreply 2May 11, 2019 3:38 AM

Don't engage in games of intimidation and bullying with me, gentlemen! I am an experienced person.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 11, 2019 3:47 AM

Mammy: Oh now, Mx. Scarlett, you come on and be good and eat just a little, honey!

Scarlett: No! I'm going to have a good time today, and do my eating at the vegan potluck.

Mammy: If you don't care what folx says about this family, I does! I is told you and told you that you can always tell a womxn or non-binary femme by the way ze eats in front of folx like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mx. John Wilkes' and eat like a oppressed agricultural worker and gobble like a hog!

Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee! Ashley Wilkes told me he likes to see a cis womxn with a healthy appetite!

Mammy: What cis men says and what they thinks is two different things, and I ain't noticed Mx. Ashley asking for to have a polyamorous relationship wit' you!

[Scarlett turns around slowly to face Mammy then throws her small black umbrella and stuffs food into her mouth]

Mammy: Now, don't eat too fast. Ain't no need fo' havin' an eatin' disorder!

Scarlett: [With her mouth full] Why does a privileged white womxn have to be so mentally challenged to catch a cishet oppressor?

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by Anonymousreply 4May 11, 2019 3:54 AM

May the mutual consent be with you.

by Anonymousreply 5May 11, 2019 3:59 AM

What we've got here is a failure to foster inclusivity.

by Anonymousreply 6May 11, 2019 4:01 AM

Kindly remove your paws from me, you unfortunate soiled simian.

by Anonymousreply 7May 11, 2019 4:03 AM

That'll do, Press Secretary Sanders. That'll do.

by Anonymousreply 8May 11, 2019 4:04 AM

Yippi-ki-yay, Dad!

by Anonymousreply 9May 11, 2019 4:07 AM

A small, assigned-male human's best friend is his parent.

by Anonymousreply 10May 11, 2019 4:09 AM

Frankly, my dear, that priority didn't make it onto my organizer's Task List.

by Anonymousreply 11May 11, 2019 4:10 AM

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious… and don't assume my gender.

by Anonymousreply 12May 11, 2019 4:12 AM

This is what happens when someone outside your social circle presents hole and you take advantage, Larry.

by Anonymousreply 13May 11, 2019 4:17 AM

Reed Rothchild: [as Chest Rockwell] Let's get some of that Saturday night front hole.

by Anonymousreply 14May 11, 2019 4:37 AM
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