"I will have sexual relations with you for an extended period.
I am so SEXUALLY AROUSED.
I will perform fellatio on you."
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"I will have sexual relations with you for an extended period.
I am so SEXUALLY AROUSED.
I will perform fellatio on you."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 11, 2019 4:37 AM |
I don't understand the assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 11, 2019 3:36 AM |
"My knowledge of obstetric science is minimal, Miss Scarlett!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 11, 2019 3:38 AM |
Don't engage in games of intimidation and bullying with me, gentlemen! I am an experienced person.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 11, 2019 3:47 AM |
Mammy: Oh now, Mx. Scarlett, you come on and be good and eat just a little, honey!
Scarlett: No! I'm going to have a good time today, and do my eating at the vegan potluck.
Mammy: If you don't care what folx says about this family, I does! I is told you and told you that you can always tell a womxn or non-binary femme by the way ze eats in front of folx like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mx. John Wilkes' and eat like a oppressed agricultural worker and gobble like a hog!
Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee! Ashley Wilkes told me he likes to see a cis womxn with a healthy appetite!
Mammy: What cis men says and what they thinks is two different things, and I ain't noticed Mx. Ashley asking for to have a polyamorous relationship wit' you!
[Scarlett turns around slowly to face Mammy then throws her small black umbrella and stuffs food into her mouth]
Mammy: Now, don't eat too fast. Ain't no need fo' havin' an eatin' disorder!
Scarlett: [With her mouth full] Why does a privileged white womxn have to be so mentally challenged to catch a cishet oppressor?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 11, 2019 3:54 AM |
May the mutual consent be with you.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 11, 2019 3:59 AM |
What we've got here is a failure to foster inclusivity.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 11, 2019 4:01 AM |
Kindly remove your paws from me, you unfortunate soiled simian.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 11, 2019 4:03 AM |
That'll do, Press Secretary Sanders. That'll do.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 11, 2019 4:04 AM |
Yippi-ki-yay, Dad!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 11, 2019 4:07 AM |
A small, assigned-male human's best friend is his parent.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 11, 2019 4:09 AM |
Frankly, my dear, that priority didn't make it onto my organizer's Task List.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 11, 2019 4:10 AM |
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don't assume my gender.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 11, 2019 4:12 AM |
This is what happens when someone outside your social circle presents hole and you take advantage, Larry.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 11, 2019 4:17 AM |
Reed Rothchild: [as Chest Rockwell] Let's get some of that Saturday night front hole.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 11, 2019 4:37 AM |
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