It's noon. Is it too early for a glass of wine?

Indulge, you fanny.

There are people doing brunches where they have downed 5 mimosas already.

Pour yourself a damn glass of wine if you want one and quit being a ninny about it.

Wine. Klonopin. You do you.

Whispering Angel is whispering in my ear. And intend on drinking the entire bottle. I'll start around 3 pm.

Dare you? Of course you do.

OP, Moncie just called-off. We need you to cashier til midnight.

Purple drank

I write this as a recovering addict. Suprisingly, my answer is no. I never understood the clock rule. Saw nothing wrong with getting high at 7 am, doing ludes at 8 am, or blowing coke at 9 am, because in 99% of those cases, I was still up from the night before. So, actually, upon reflection, I am a bad source to listen to.

If only it were just the one... before you know it, you'll be in the bag.

You don't know it yet OP, but you'll be dead by tomorrow. So indulge like there's no tomorrow!

Yes, Mom, it is.

Life is so short. If a lovely glass of wine delights your senses, enjoy yourself.

Remember, wine is just fancy grape juice.

Go for it.

I wanted to respond “noon is not too early,” but your stupid poll wouldn’t let me, because it’s stupid. Stupid. So I’ll just call you a whore, hope you die in a grease fire, and be off. Tata.

But, darling, it's midnight in Zanzibar!

OP,

do you want to use macrame to kill???

i dont drink but i still woke up with a headache, have the glass of wine

Gee. OP, you're the most drinkingest gal I know.

Good God, OP, you're straight from the gutter!

OP types like a consumer of boxed wine.

No I do not like boxed wine. I had a glass of pinot noir. And then, I got a message that my user id was expired! I had to clear my cookies and request a new one.

You'll never be able to show your face in church again, OP.

You see what an alcoholic you are? You'd even drink gasoline if it was in a bottle! You stink like an alcoholic! Positively disgusting!