Bluechoo
Bluechoo is advertised all over online these days, so I tried it. I am not impressed. I've have better effects from other products at the same dosage.
There is a lot about the whole bluechoo experience that is not explained on their website or in any of the many fanblogs on the topic. I'll explain it here.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2019 11:04 PM
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Nothing is explained to you beforehand or in the FAQ. You are led by the nose through each step, one at a time, similar to beef slaughter. There is a multi-step ID verification process. First you give them your name, address, email and phone number. Then they text or email you as an authentication step.
And after that, you choose your prescription subscription. Of course it's a subscription. Then you're taken to another screen where your computer takes a photo of your picture ID and your face. Then you wait a few minutes and a ... some sort of medical professional for lack of a better term pops up on screen and asks if you have any questions. There was no introduction, just the question about questions. When I said 'no,' she immediately disappeared.
A couple hours later my prescription was approved. Shipping was rather slow. It took a week. For some reason it sat on the mail truck a couple days, according to the tracking number.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 5, 2019 8:09 PM
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What is the diff between V and Levitra?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 5, 2019 8:32 PM
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Another thing you won't learn until you are ready to submit your credit card number is that the dosages of these pills are low.
The sildenafil (viagra) version is 30 mg. The tadalafil (cialis) version is 6 mg. These meds usually come in 100 mg and 20 mg dosages, respectively. Lower dosages are available at retail, but the 100 mg and 20 mg dosages are most common.
Because of the low dosages, I abandoned my cart. Bluechoo got in touch with me by email in a couple days and offered me a free trial or discount on a larger subscription.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 5, 2019 9:36 PM
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Shakespeare got it right when he said that alcohol "provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 5, 2019 9:42 PM
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R2, all these boner meds are chemically related. But they do have differences in onset and duration of activity.
Vardenafil (Levitra) is considered by users, not the medical establishment, to have the fastest onset. It can take effect within 15 minutes. Some say vardenafil lasts longer than sildenafil; others disagree. But tadalafil (cialis) lasts the longest, up to a day and a half after one dose.
Some countries have sildenafil or vardenafil available as chewables or sublinguals, which have more rapid onset than if you swallow them. Bluechoo is a chewable, which has some issues - more on that later.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 5, 2019 9:52 PM
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Bluechoo is mailed to you in a zipper envelope. Each dose, a single 30 mg sildenafil pill, is in its own small foil envelope.
It was time for my first dose. Instructions say on an empty stomach. Why? Food especially fatty food slows the absorption of the medication, causing a delay in its effectiveness. I'll also say that the low pill dosages probably make the med more difficult to work if you've eaten.
The pills are plain, round tablets, the size of an aspirin. And they're blue. A robin's egg blue color. They are that color all the way through.
The pills are sweet-sour, vaguely citrus, like sweet tarts. Then you taste the medicine, which is pretty bitter.
I wasn't prepared for the blue mouth. And it is very blue. My tongue was deep blue, and it got on my lips, needing to be rubbed off.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 7, 2019 12:35 AM
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Why do people go through all of this hassle when All Day Chemist exists?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 7, 2019 12:41 AM
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OP, you left off weed, which has been making my orgasms off the charts for almost forty years.
Now I’m in my fifties, and it seems to make me harder, not like I was in my prime, but definitely stiff for whatever duration I want.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 7, 2019 1:20 AM
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Also, do people really think of heroin in terms of sexual enjoyment? Opiates leave me feeling vacant and wholly uninterested in sex, food, or anything bodily.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 7, 2019 1:22 AM
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R7, OP here. You are absolutely correct. I've used ADC many times. I wanted to see if there was a US alternative. Blewchoo has been such a peculiar experience that I wanted to share it with others.
And I think R8's suggestion is good too.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 7, 2019 2:58 AM
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Generic Sildenafil 100 mg (V) is available in retail pharmacies - with a prescription of course - for just under $1 per dose through GoodRx. You could break those tablets into halves or thirds and have 90 doses for $29. Bluechoo would charge approx. $250 for the same quantity of 30 mg tablets that turn your mouth blue.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 8, 2019 5:17 AM
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Oh shit, r12 is completely right. I ordered from Roman, and could've gotten the same thing with a goodrx coupon for $14! I am so annoyed. And you have to jump through hoops to get Roman to take you off auto-fill. I knew it was ridic ulous to pay $80 for 8 100mg tabs... ugh. The pills used to be $35 each so I guess I wasn't thinking about goodrx and the generics. The last time I checked goodrx, I could've sworn it was quite expensive for generic viagra.
Btw, Levitra supposedly has fewer side effects because it's more selective for the receptor, unlike viagra which is the least selective. But it varies by person.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 8, 2019 5:23 AM
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Since I tried the blue pills 3 times, the last time increasing the dose by 50% (1 1/2 tabs or 45 mg), still with no result, I decided to seek a refund per their guarantee. BTW, the pills I get from ADC work great, even 1/3 of a 100 mg tablet, ostensibly the same dosage as bluechoo, which did nothing.
If you search the FAQ you will find that a refund, less shipping charges, is available within 30 days of purchase. But first, be sure to put your subscription on hold so you won't get any more charges or ineffective pills.
But the FAQ doesn't explain how to get that refund. So I got on their chat, and Jeff at Bluechoo was there to sorta answer my question. He said it needed to be escalated to support. He provided an email address, but no instructions. I asked him what I was supposed to do. He didn't reply. He did try to get me to switch my subscription to tadalafil (cialis), but I declined.
I sent the email address a message requesting a refund. I have 2 emails in reply, one showing that my subscription is on hold (they don't stop subscriptions, only hold them), and another email showing the refund is in process.
R13 is right, the price of generic sildenafil has gone down a lot in the past year. When the generics first came out, prices were similar to name-brand Viagra.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 14, 2019 7:04 PM
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It took until today for Bluechoo to process my refund. I had to ask three times for it (4 if you count the time I contacted support). The first time I emailed, they sent a boilerplate response with suggestions to take more at a time, or to switch my subscription to tadalafil. I wrote back and declined, and requested the refund again.
No response for a couple days, and I emailed again, asking about the status of the refund. Today I got an email saying "sorry we didn't get back to you we're so busy helping people who want our product" and "we refunded your credit card for the meds, less shipping."
Blue, chew, and done.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2019 11:04 PM
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