Former NFL star Jeff Rohrer shares home with husband, ex-wife and kids

Has he outed Troy Aikmen yet?

[quote] Has he outed Troy Aikmen yet?

Just one man.

ABC has a great new Family Fridays sitcom concept!

Maybe it's airbrushed, but in that photo his 37yo husband and his 15 year old son look like twins. That is creepy as hell.

Correct, R4. Reminds me of that Liberace movie where Michael Douglas (Liberace) makes Matt Damon get cosmetic surgery to look more like Liberace. The result was not pretty.

I thought it was three kids and wondered where the new husband was. He looks like a teenager.

Maybe that's why he married him, r6.

R3, sounds like a TLC series. They specialize in oddities … Little People, Fat People, and now this.

The husband is a "celebrity aesthetician" so God only knows what procedures he's done to his face.

Rohrer gives me Philip Seymour Hoffman vibes.

R9 What does a "celebrity aesthetician" who looks 15 and his 60-yo retired pro football player husband have in common?

I need someone to pay my filler bill at the medspa.

[QUOTE]Maybe it's airbrushed, but in that photo his 37yo husband and his 15 year old son look like twins.

[QUOTE]Maybe that's why he married him

He named his son 'Dandelion'....

And calls him Dandy for short.

Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.

How soon before Dandelion and the step-father are discovered in the same bed?

Creepy

How much did Porkchop pay for her 'husband'?

Omg that is some scary face work there. He's too young to be making himself look like the cat lady.

They have a joint IG account...

I bet they don’t have a joint checking account.

Does the little Mrs. do her own highlights?

Someone really should tell them: they resemble a gay ventriloquist act.

Good God his face is scary!!!

R24 for the win.

This will end badly.

I actually feel bad for the kids. Imagine having to look at that and knowing your father is fucking him.

Is the husband Asian?

I'm with all the early posters who didn't realize that was the husband. I looked at the photo, figured he had twin boys and wondered why the gay husband wasn't in the photo too.

An unlikely couple but hey if it works for them... and Dondillion? WTF?

The son should date Kelly Ripa’s son and new DL fave Joaquin.

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Why would he leave his wife for a MTF ?

Oh, I get it. Madame is pining for Andy to get him a show. All his clientele seem to be the OC and Beverly Hills housewives...

People story recap(from OP's link): Mr Football Star knew he was gay when he was in the NFL, stayed in the closet, and married a desperate 40 year old woman. They proceeded to have a couple of kids right away and life is "picture perfect " for Mrs until she catches onto his secret gayness when the kids hit their teens. He doesn't come out until he's confronted by her - surprise! - and now he thinks they're all going to live happily ever after?

Selfish and deluded know no bounds with this guy.

And R13, agreed that his young hubby looks like his son is way beyond creepy.

Mrs already lost her shit once and moved out when she discovered his secret gayness - wait til the "we're so cool" factor wears off , the kids move out, and Mrs Menopause REALLY loses her shit. She says she's making the best of it for time being for the kids. So does he really believe she's OK with this arrangement? I sense a LOT of repressed anger on her part; interesting that she appears to still be wearing her wedding rings.

Stay tuned; this is not going to end well. Mama is PISSED. Hope there are no guns in the house.

Which one is the sonsband?

I think he's too short for him.

His husband looks like a lesbian or is that one of the kids?

Is the husband a MAN man, or a “man?”

[quote]Why would he leave his wife for a MTF ?

More like an FTM

I don't understand how the wife could be so ok with this. She told him when he came out it was no big deal. WTF! She was consoling him. She sounds worse than the woman who biked in the snow to pick up the kids so her husband could drive to his hook up with his male fuck buddy. Living altogether is ludicrous. Move on with your life, lady.

so which one is the husband and which one is the son? they both look like twins

heard late at night... cum in me Jeff! dump yer load in me arsehoooollleee!

God that 37 year old has fucked up his face. And if you struggled with your sexuality, why have kids with your wife in your mid 40's? Things have changed, but it was already safer for him 15 years ago.

This is weird - and that makeup queen is just - no!

I'd bet money that Mom is staying in the house to make sure that the eerily youth-obsessed stepdad doesn't wrap his lips around her 15-yo son. I can't imagine putting up with the new marital status without a sense of urgency.

Whose name is on the deed to the house? That could explain this weird living arrangement.

His husband looks just like his 15 year old son. Like Trump and Ivanka. That's gross.

I've been a Datalounge devotee for several years now, and I've never been compelled to utilize a particular DL meme, but after seeing the husband...

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

The tranny "husband's" anus must resemble a cronut

Ew it's weird when gay people assume their partner's last name upon marriage. Any relation to the Quaalude Rohrer empire though? Because that would actually be sexy.

And anyone in the market for "aesthetics" should take a good look at the new wife and do exactly the opposite that she recommends. For the love of god.

R41 No, Mrs wasn't OK with it. She moved out and didn't speak to Mr NFL for a year and a half. That speaks volumes.

Fast forward and they're all playing house. BUT she said she's only there until the kids move out. Just like R45 says, she's there to protect her son.

It's obvious that Papa's boytoy looks eerily like he could be his son's twin. I'm sure Mama wasn't the last to have noticed. She's not a happy camper - she's gritting her teeth and biding her time til D-day.

They most probably have really good sex. Poor menopausal ex wife. What a doormat.

Dude looks like a female elf.

Cheekbone implants always look horrible on european faces. Why do they place them so low? It looks droopy.

Just one big happy family. What could possibly go wrong?

[quote]r41 I don't understand how the wife could be so ok with this.

^Frau alert!

Maybe she likes to watch. There are plenty of women who enjoy watching gay porn. Now she gets live shows in her own house.

You know how the Mrs. can protect her son? By getting her own weirdo-free home. The kids are teenagers, 15 and 16, they can tell a judge that they don't want to spend time with their stepdad. Nothing needs to be forced. The woman in this equation doesn't love herself. Move out, get another man, move on with your damn life.

What happens when there is a fight over, "who ate my yogurt?" This will not end well.

Marrying your underage son's lookalike should be worth years of therapy.

I'm a gay man R56 and that was my first thought too.

(Not R41, but come on!)

How is the happy family doing?

The new husband doesn't look like the son, he looks like the wife & daughter. He could be a son who's transitioning into a woman.

The entire arraignment is seriously fucked up.

I perform for you!

He’s a lesbian.

The husband is girly looking with weird facial features.

R63 That was Melania's "extraordinary talent" for her VISA.