I am late to the Summer House party. It’s terrible TV and I can’t turn it off! I can’t be the only one. Feel free to talk about how hot Carl and his morning wood are!!
Bravo’s Summer House Season 3
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 5, 2020 2:10 PM |
If it's terrible tv, stop watching it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2019 11:44 AM |
Because Carl is hot
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 2, 2019 11:51 AM |
That religious dude is gay as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2019 12:32 PM |
R4 He's deeply strange--he can't keep his act together without spewing up ridiculous lies like the classic 'I lost my virginity to a girl whose faced I kicked when she rimmed me' and 'oh yeah I nearly brought that hooker back to the Summer House last night'. Most intriguing of all is his unshakeable belief in his own hotness,
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2019 12:39 PM |
Carl is hot. It is bad TV. The religious guy is the worst. Lame lines, super corny and not it.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2019 12:54 PM |
Lindsay was not behaving well this week. You're calling other people junior high?
Should I break it down? She has some stuff that straight men don't like: crazy irrational, super jealous, yappy, generates gossipy drama.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2019 1:05 PM |
I've met people like Lindsay. She probably makes a great first impression. She's pretty and cofident and clever and fun. Poor Everett though is probably crying somewhere in a ball. He probably still loves her but is like 'I can't marry a psycho'.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2019 1:23 PM |
I feel like Jordan is gay but religion has to strong of hold on him.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2019 12:07 PM |
Jordan clearly went into this attempting to create a character. I doubt he realized how all his "stories" would look ridiculous when captured on camera throughout the filming period.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2019 12:20 PM |
So he goes on national tv and confesses he can't get it up?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 14, 2019 11:41 AM |
All of his excuses just make him look even more gay. If he was going to lie he should have gone with the virgin angle. I mean, I still would have thought he was gay but unsuspecting heteros would have just thought he was committed to his faith. He just had to make himself a ladies man, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 14, 2019 11:54 AM |
Jordan is gay. It's official. He had an avenue to sorta claim virgin Christian. He could have said he was waiting till marriage. No guy would tell a table full of girls he can't get it up but he can get it up to jerk off. That's not erectile disfunction. He's watching these sermons on his phone on Sunday mornings. There's been a couple of times where he's flirted with Carl and he looked at Kyle's dick. I'm doing the math here.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 14, 2019 11:41 PM |
rofl r10! thats what i was thinking.
how twisted is it when you would confess to having a limp dick, rather than being gay?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 14, 2019 11:44 PM |
I don't know for certain. But yeah, the closet does things like that, where you want to explain yourself but it comes out in strange ways.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 14, 2019 11:48 PM |
If he's not, he's being really weird!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 15, 2019 2:00 AM |
Did he not directly proposition Carl last night when they were talking about the bed situation?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 15, 2019 2:21 AM |
Did anyone notice that Carl was wear a girdle or something in the last episode? You could see it over the waist band of his pants a few times.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 23, 2019 9:55 PM |
Jordan is clearly gay... It's kinda sad a hot dude like other needs to act like a douche to cover his sexuality. I kinda miss the twins and Michael ? (Gay guy) from first/second season. I'd love to see Carl fuck Jordan. Jordan wants it and Carl is open to sex with guys as his best bj he ever got was from a guy....he's straight, but open
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 23, 2019 10:38 PM |
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 28, 2019 3:07 AM |
I just love watching his housemates' faces, whenever Jordan tries to pretend that he's straight.
They all either look at each other, or look to the side. Never at him. And they always make faces. Poor guy is completely delusional.
And that "date" he had on last week's episode was simply tragic. That girl actually became angry with him, because he was so completely out of his mind.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 28, 2019 3:11 AM |
Kyle fake crying in every episode? WTF?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 28, 2019 3:38 AM |
Kyle is a very handsome guy.
He's a bit "off," but I find him very attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 28, 2019 3:42 AM |
Carl loves a tight pant/short, doesn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 28, 2019 3:48 AM |
Kyle is a drunken, sniveling man baby who cannot understand even the mildest consequences for his fuck ups. He moans and whines but does the same idiotic shit over and over. How he is attractive to anyone, including his dopey girlfriend who constantly babysits and reprimands his gut spilling, girl tonguing, shit stirring antics, is impossible to comprehend. He is a real slurring prize.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 28, 2019 4:28 AM |
They all seem like they have or would dabble in the mansex
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 28, 2019 11:36 AM |
T R17, it's not a girdle, it's a band they wear to keep their Mic pack in. They all wear them.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 28, 2019 11:48 AM |
R26 Thanks - don’t know why I didn’t realize that. I am also not sure why I care - But I do!!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 31, 2019 12:25 PM |
None of them have good anal hygiene
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 31, 2019 11:04 PM |
Who would want to be around these people?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 31, 2019 11:18 PM |
Shep is the biggest fucking slob.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 1, 2019 12:09 AM |
Wrong show for Shemp, r30.
I would imagine Jordan has impeccable anal hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 1, 2019 2:05 AM |
Jordan never poops
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 2, 2019 12:08 AM |
[R33] Excellent ! could not stand either one. Summer House is a guilty pleasure but every time those two were on camera my good mood evaporated. Jordan's lack of gay self awareness and thinking he was smarter than the camera , forced him into a spiraling array of lies and outrageous explanations to smoke screen his actual longing for Carl's nads !
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 12, 2019 4:22 AM |
r34, god - STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 12, 2019 11:38 AM |
Every single girl on that show is absolutely insufferable. The guys are no prize but they're at least more fun. I really don't know how straight men do it sometimes lol. And yes, Jordan was awkward AF (and so ugly almost hard to look at IMO).
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 12, 2019 12:10 PM |
I am continually surprised this show gets renewed given the low ratings.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 12, 2019 12:27 PM |
Jordan is a top bachelor of wherever!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 12, 2019 2:07 PM |
Listen, cunts, I just signed with a modeling agency in Boston so I don't need this show where people have nothing better to do than focus on my dick. My dick won't be around to use for a storyline anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 12, 2019 2:12 PM |
Gross, who in Boston would want to hire him?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 23, 2019 10:39 AM |
Love this show, can't wait for next season
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 23, 2019 12:58 PM |
They all look like they have major BO
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 4, 2019 3:39 PM |
Anyone watching this season? Did a search and this was all I could find.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 5, 2020 1:57 AM |
Yeah, I'm watching now. God, that Lindsay is psychotic. I do remember Jordan checking out Kyle's dick. Glad he's back.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 5, 2020 2:06 AM |
Kyle + alcohol = messy bms
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 5, 2020 1:16 PM |
It's like R24 got into my head and stole my ACTUAL THOUGHTS.
Amanda doesn't even wanna marry Kyle anymore because trading A Wedding for A Life with Kyle is a completely shitty deal. Thus, familiarity has bred immeasurable contempt. Kyle is the kind of guy who gets plastered drunk & wants a sloppy, drooling fuck, gets turned down by his disgusted live-in fiancée, and then pisses the bed after he passes out next to her. Aside from embarrassing personal relations with A, he screams at the dinner table when the assembled company does not give 100% attention to his complaining about their mutual friend, his fiancée. Manbaby" does not sufficiently describe this guy's social retardation, he deserves sharp slaps to the face in a brisk, left, right, left, right series.
The Lindsey/Carl hookup is hokum. That he'd go into a fuck buddy/couple situation with her after seeing her with past men, or that she'd be taking him seriously when he is clearly the stupidest fuck boy in the house is completely unbelievable. Prepare for lots of drunken fake fights about fucking and not getting married.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 5, 2020 1:46 PM |
I think she should go for the Lucy Ricardo Maternity Wear line and try a glamourous, gossamer, smock like this one. Lucy had lots of Round the House Smocks, too. She was a well-dressed pregnant lady!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 5, 2020 2:05 PM |
Whoops, I did that wrong thread thing.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 5, 2020 2:10 PM |