Bravo’s Summer House Season 3

If it's terrible tv, stop watching it.

Because Carl is hot

That religious dude is gay as fuck.

R4 He's deeply strange--he can't keep his act together without spewing up ridiculous lies like the classic 'I lost my virginity to a girl whose faced I kicked when she rimmed me' and 'oh yeah I nearly brought that hooker back to the Summer House last night'. Most intriguing of all is his unshakeable belief in his own hotness,

Carl is hot. It is bad TV. The religious guy is the worst. Lame lines, super corny and not it.

Lindsay was not behaving well this week. You're calling other people junior high?

Should I break it down? She has some stuff that straight men don't like: crazy irrational, super jealous, yappy, generates gossipy drama.

I've met people like Lindsay. She probably makes a great first impression. She's pretty and cofident and clever and fun. Poor Everett though is probably crying somewhere in a ball. He probably still loves her but is like 'I can't marry a psycho'.

I feel like Jordan is gay but religion has to strong of hold on him.

Jordan clearly went into this attempting to create a character. I doubt he realized how all his "stories" would look ridiculous when captured on camera throughout the filming period.

So he goes on national tv and confesses he can't get it up?

All of his excuses just make him look even more gay. If he was going to lie he should have gone with the virgin angle. I mean, I still would have thought he was gay but unsuspecting heteros would have just thought he was committed to his faith. He just had to make himself a ladies man, lol.

Jordan is gay. It's official. He had an avenue to sorta claim virgin Christian. He could have said he was waiting till marriage. No guy would tell a table full of girls he can't get it up but he can get it up to jerk off. That's not erectile disfunction. He's watching these sermons on his phone on Sunday mornings. There's been a couple of times where he's flirted with Carl and he looked at Kyle's dick. I'm doing the math here.

rofl r10! thats what i was thinking.

how twisted is it when you would confess to having a limp dick, rather than being gay?

I don't know for certain. But yeah, the closet does things like that, where you want to explain yourself but it comes out in strange ways.

If he's not, he's being really weird!

Did he not directly proposition Carl last night when they were talking about the bed situation?

Did anyone notice that Carl was wear a girdle or something in the last episode? You could see it over the waist band of his pants a few times.

Jordan is clearly gay... It's kinda sad a hot dude like other needs to act like a douche to cover his sexuality. I kinda miss the twins and Michael ? (Gay guy) from first/second season. I'd love to see Carl fuck Jordan. Jordan wants it and Carl is open to sex with guys as his best bj he ever got was from a guy....he's straight, but open

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK!!

I just love watching his housemates' faces, whenever Jordan tries to pretend that he's straight.

They all either look at each other, or look to the side. Never at him. And they always make faces. Poor guy is completely delusional.

And that "date" he had on last week's episode was simply tragic. That girl actually became angry with him, because he was so completely out of his mind.

Kyle fake crying in every episode? WTF?

Kyle is a very handsome guy.

He's a bit "off," but I find him very attractive.

Carl loves a tight pant/short, doesn't he?

Kyle is a drunken, sniveling man baby who cannot understand even the mildest consequences for his fuck ups. He moans and whines but does the same idiotic shit over and over. How he is attractive to anyone, including his dopey girlfriend who constantly babysits and reprimands his gut spilling, girl tonguing, shit stirring antics, is impossible to comprehend. He is a real slurring prize.

They all seem like they have or would dabble in the mansex

T R17, it's not a girdle, it's a band they wear to keep their Mic pack in. They all wear them.

R26 Thanks - don’t know why I didn’t realize that. I am also not sure why I care - But I do!!

None of them have good anal hygiene

Who would want to be around these people?

Shep is the biggest fucking slob.

Wrong show for Shemp, r30.

I would imagine Jordan has impeccable anal hygiene.

Jordan never poops

That's it for (obviously gay) Jordan. Demoted.

[R33] Excellent ! could not stand either one. Summer House is a guilty pleasure but every time those two were on camera my good mood evaporated. Jordan's lack of gay self awareness and thinking he was smarter than the camera , forced him into a spiraling array of lies and outrageous explanations to smoke screen his actual longing for Carl's nads !

r34, god - STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK!

Every single girl on that show is absolutely insufferable. The guys are no prize but they're at least more fun. I really don't know how straight men do it sometimes lol. And yes, Jordan was awkward AF (and so ugly almost hard to look at IMO).

I am continually surprised this show gets renewed given the low ratings.

Jordan is a top bachelor of wherever!

Listen, cunts, I just signed with a modeling agency in Boston so I don't need this show where people have nothing better to do than focus on my dick. My dick won't be around to use for a storyline anymore.

Gross, who in Boston would want to hire him?

Love this show, can't wait for next season

They all look like they have major BO

Anyone watching this season? Did a search and this was all I could find.

Yeah, I'm watching now. God, that Lindsay is psychotic. I do remember Jordan checking out Kyle's dick. Glad he's back.

Kyle + alcohol = messy bms

It's like R24 got into my head and stole my ACTUAL THOUGHTS.

Amanda doesn't even wanna marry Kyle anymore because trading A Wedding for A Life with Kyle is a completely shitty deal. Thus, familiarity has bred immeasurable contempt. Kyle is the kind of guy who gets plastered drunk & wants a sloppy, drooling fuck, gets turned down by his disgusted live-in fiancée, and then pisses the bed after he passes out next to her. Aside from embarrassing personal relations with A, he screams at the dinner table when the assembled company does not give 100% attention to his complaining about their mutual friend, his fiancée. Manbaby" does not sufficiently describe this guy's social retardation, he deserves sharp slaps to the face in a brisk, left, right, left, right series.

The Lindsey/Carl hookup is hokum. That he'd go into a fuck buddy/couple situation with her after seeing her with past men, or that she'd be taking him seriously when he is clearly the stupidest fuck boy in the house is completely unbelievable. Prepare for lots of drunken fake fights about fucking and not getting married.

I think she should go for the Lucy Ricardo Maternity Wear line and try a glamourous, gossamer, smock like this one. Lucy had lots of Round the House Smocks, too. She was a well-dressed pregnant lady!

Whoops, I did that wrong thread thing.