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Prince William and Charles, despite the German ancestry, look very English. Billy Armstrong, Rosie O'Donnell, Delores O'riordian (sp?) of the Cranberries, all have the map of Ireland on their faces.
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Prince William and Charles, despite the German ancestry, look very English. Billy Armstrong, Rosie O'Donnell, Delores O'riordian (sp?) of the Cranberries, all have the map of Ireland on their faces.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 1, 2019 8:30 PM |
of all the things that have sat on poor Rosie's face.......
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 26, 2019 7:44 PM |
Ireland is British?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 26, 2019 7:49 PM |
Not all of it r2, but some of it is.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 26, 2019 7:58 PM |
The parts on Rosie's face?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 26, 2019 8:02 PM |
John Cleese.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 26, 2019 8:02 PM |
No, OP. Northern Ireland is part of the UK.
The Republic of Ireland, aka IRELAND is an independent nation that covers 5/6 of the island.
Do people have any idea how utterly ignorant they sound when they don't get these simple distinctions right?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 26, 2019 8:23 PM |
Fascist.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 26, 2019 8:39 PM |
Queen Liz looks like the last Englishman.
The younger generations don’t have that same nose/eye/mouth set.
You could see all her cousins working in the law firms uptown NYC. Same face. They’ve all since “retired.”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 26, 2019 8:39 PM |
Tom Hiddleston
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 26, 2019 8:40 PM |
R12, the last Englishman is a woman?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 26, 2019 8:41 PM |
What's with all the "British" threads lately?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 26, 2019 8:41 PM |
To continue what R6 wrote, Northern Ireland, while part of the United Kingdom, is not part of the island of Great Britain. Scotland, Wales and England are parts of Great Britain.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 26, 2019 8:43 PM |
[quote] the last Englishman is a woman?
A German one at that.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 26, 2019 8:43 PM |
Ok, op. So German people look British? And, of course Irish people aren't necessarily British.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 26, 2019 9:01 PM |
He's really Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 26, 2019 9:01 PM |
Irish people, Germans, and Brits are genetically very similar
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 26, 2019 9:05 PM |
I saw a slew of American/Australian Mel Gibson clones the few times I was in the UK - specifically the dry hair, deep set eyes, and horrible smile.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 26, 2019 9:05 PM |
The Irish (that is, people from the nation of Ireland) are genetically closer to Scots than to Brits/Anglo-Saxons, according to some sources.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 26, 2019 9:07 PM |
The British are a very loose mix of Celt, Anglo-Saxon and Norman. Add in all the elements that've been integrated over the past hundred years and you really don't have a typical British look anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 26, 2019 9:52 PM |
Emma Thompson, unfortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 26, 2019 9:53 PM |
R6 no one said anything about northern Ireland you dipshit.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 26, 2019 9:56 PM |
R27/OP, your original post asked about British-looking people, then you mentioned Ireland seemingly for no reason in a thread about looking British. R6 and R16 simply clarified that Ireland and Northern Ireland are separate from Britain, although Northern Ireland is part of the UK, the other constituent parts of which are British.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 26, 2019 10:04 PM |
Why are there so many hot Aussies and Americans when English men are so ugly?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 26, 2019 10:06 PM |
Lack of sun in England.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 26, 2019 10:07 PM |
Small gene pool in England. Although that's starting to change, so in the future perhaps the English will become more attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 26, 2019 10:09 PM |
R32 = the Fetus Sussex
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 26, 2019 10:15 PM |
Emily Blount
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 26, 2019 10:19 PM |
Why do only arrogant and stupid people start threads on DL lately?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 26, 2019 10:22 PM |
It seems to be a constant in the UK that if they don't have awful teeth, they have very very gummy smiles.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 26, 2019 10:24 PM |
"Why do only arrogant and stupid people start threads on DL lately?"
Same reason they are the only ones in the thread asking idiotic questions.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 26, 2019 10:41 PM |
Benny Hill
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 27, 2019 12:04 AM |
Rose Hanbury
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 27, 2019 12:06 AM |
Australia is the one with the small gene pool. It has about 25 million people to the UK's 67 million.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 27, 2019 12:15 AM |
A lot of them look like Phil Collins.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 27, 2019 12:17 AM |
Rosie O'Donnell, Delores O'Riordian look very Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 27, 2019 12:20 AM |
I nominate Simon Pegg, not just for looking extremely British but also having extremely British names (Pegg on screen, Buckingham in real life.)
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 27, 2019 12:23 AM |
Austin Powers owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 27, 2019 6:53 PM |
My two favorites...both more British than the royal family will ever be.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 27, 2019 7:17 PM |
Lily Allen Pete Doherty
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 27, 2019 7:26 PM |
James Blake is actually really chavvy looking if you look closely. There's a reason he hasn't changed his haircut in ages.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 27, 2019 7:34 PM |
I don’t know . I live in London now and I see so many gorgeous men every day . Way more than in my native Manhattan . There are also some that look like Prince Charles but it’s not that frequent that I see homely men.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 27, 2019 7:37 PM |
[quote]more British than the royal family will ever be.
The German/Danish lineage is pretty diluted in the younger generations of royals. Phillip is really the only current member of the immediate family who is a purebred Protestant/Orthodox European royal. The Queen is 1/2 British and the presumed heir from each following generation has a British mother. Little Prince George's lineage is only about 3/16th German/Danish (and a little Russian from his great grandfather) if you do the math. The core of the royal family is now more British than it has been since the Reformation.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 27, 2019 8:39 PM |
Everyone on Little Britain.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 27, 2019 9:03 PM |
I agree R6. Sheer bloody ignorance.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 27, 2019 9:34 PM |
Ed Miliband looks like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 27, 2019 9:40 PM |
Jude Law
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 27, 2019 9:49 PM |
Charlotte Church always looked very British to me
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 27, 2019 9:52 PM |
I know what OP means but I always get reamed when mentioning the core Brit feature but it is the tell all.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 27, 2019 9:55 PM |
he used to epitomize "white trash hillbilly' but stylists have made him look quite dapper, "English" I'd say
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 27, 2019 10:04 PM |
Ben Kingsley
Idris Elba
Shirley Bassey
Thandie Newton
Archie Panjabi
Sade
Sadiq Khan
Zayn Malik
to name a few...
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 27, 2019 10:13 PM |
It's not so much the teeth but the flatness from their upper lip right down to the chin. Also they have those large alpine noses like certain types of Germans. The Irish often have chicken lips but certain types lean toward those pert little noses and azure electric blue eyes.
The British or English flattened mouth area referring to here? A good example would be Joan Collins, Elizabeth Hurley and Kate Winslet. Also common to some German types (not Irish or French) is the tendency for the eyes to be a dull shade of blue, overly round in shape with top and bottom eye bags. Think Maggie Smith. They're generally not an overall attractive people. Like in Italy or Sweden the men are always more attractive than their women. Some traits & features just work better on males. Guess all of those genes got clusterfucked on the Island nation. Why North Americans are usually naturally blessed in the looks dept. due to our centuries of mixing it up.
Will find better examples so you can see what we are referring to here
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 27, 2019 10:38 PM |
Bad link, R65.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 27, 2019 10:41 PM |
Okay, here's a typical example of an English face. Daily Fail used to run this skincare ad with this face. See what I mean?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 27, 2019 10:42 PM |
It's a distinctive end of nose to top lip ratio. That's how it is easy to spot them.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 27, 2019 10:50 PM |
Lip fillers cannot correct this facial structure. Just ends up looking really strange.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 27, 2019 10:52 PM |
Here Kate Winslet displays the unique British characteristic
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 27, 2019 10:54 PM |
Dame Maggie Smith in the day. Perfectly British.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 27, 2019 10:59 PM |
Such a stark difference when in France and Brits would pour in near the Channel. Could see them coming a mile away. It's not just indicative or peculiar to that region though.
Traipsing through Toronto, so easy to discern a mostly English descent from a mostly French-Canadian descent person. The latter are strikingly beautiful due their early ancestors cherishing the indigenous population while the English avoided the "savages".
Bars and clubs closing at 2 in Ontario is not the sole reason for the rush into the Quebec night life. Hybridization favors NEW! IMPROVED! be it plant or animal. It's like the law of the Universe somehow.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 27, 2019 11:19 PM |
Benedict Cumberbatch with his long face and scarf
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 27, 2019 11:26 PM |
Gotta disagree, R72. Anglo doesn't equate to posh or aristocratic. At least to caucasians. Your girl there looks to be an Irish-English mixture. The big upper eyelids paired with the lower baggy pocketed lid.
Forgetting the English, European aristocrats have a certain distinguishing overall bone structure (body build and face) that gives them away. Everyone shows their pedigree by mere appearance. Those cut from a finer cloth recognize this in humans all over the world. That's the secret reason for them dressing down or not being so flashy. Just bone structure and posture should be enough. And it is but only to those who matter.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 27, 2019 11:32 PM |
R75, there are plenty of fug French Canadians, like Celine Dionne
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 27, 2019 11:38 PM |
There aren't plenty. Dion is the exception. Trudeau would be a better example, non?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 27, 2019 11:41 PM |
Have a good night OP & R81. Feel better, get well and take that polar vortex in stride. You'll be out and about soon enough. We could hope.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 27, 2019 11:44 PM |
R83 seems confused.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 27, 2019 11:48 PM |
Gina McKee is beautiful. She has a sexy English vibe but I find her features look quite Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 28, 2019 12:40 AM |
Kate Winslet
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 28, 2019 1:12 AM |
Kate Winslet and Emma Thompson
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 28, 2019 1:24 AM |
^ Anthony Andrews, too
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 28, 2019 1:37 AM |
That former governor of Massachusetts William Weld.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 28, 2019 7:26 AM |
Has every possible famous Brit been named yet? Matthew Goode? Hugh Dancy?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 28, 2019 9:22 AM |
R89, you have to forgive a lot on this board.
Come on, we've all been afflicted by some lower class rube. Laughing our asses off earlier thinking of a sociopathic predator who didn't realize his mom was a straight up aging crack whore. Thought everyone was looking at him in public😂Thought he had to school people on never to react in anger😂
The sheriff was correct when he said "Listen, he's sick" 😅
He's a regular on comic book forums & subreddits😂
Can't cry anymore unless laughing.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 28, 2019 9:32 AM |
Beryl Reid.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 28, 2019 9:39 AM |
Hugh Grant.
Elton John.
Joanna Lumley.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 28, 2019 9:52 AM |
Jeffrey Lord
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 28, 2019 9:58 AM |
wayne and waynetta https://images.app.goo.gl/XCjgcaTBy2QFrNeo6
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 28, 2019 10:28 AM |
Everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE on Are you being served. Everyone on Good neighbors too.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 28, 2019 5:19 PM |
Everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE on Are you being served. Everyone on Good neighbors too.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 28, 2019 5:19 PM |
Kate Bush
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 28, 2019 5:26 PM |
OP William is also English and Scottish. Charles is part Scottish.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 28, 2019 5:33 PM |
R110 Kate Bush is half Irish and was raised Catholic. In her older age ,she looks like the typical chubby Irish Catholic woman.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 28, 2019 5:36 PM |
R97 Lily is half American and Jewish. She doesn't look like the typical Brit.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 28, 2019 5:38 PM |
David Cameron's wife
Theresa May
Jeremy Corbyn
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 28, 2019 5:42 PM |
R24 The British are anyone who is from The UK. If you are ,Scottish,Northern Irish or Welsh you are a Brit. With the exception of the Irish Catholics in NI who hold Irish citizenship.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 28, 2019 5:43 PM |
Meryl Streep
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 28, 2019 5:46 PM |
OP, ignore the perma-offended idiots— we know you meant “British isles”
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 28, 2019 5:56 PM |
The British royalty look very British despite the African ancestry.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 28, 2019 6:15 PM |
Nigel Havers
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 28, 2019 8:24 PM |
James and Edward Fox
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 28, 2019 8:30 PM |
R115 all in Northern Ireland are entitled to Irish citizenship. There is no need to be from a particular religion. Many who are not from the nationalist community are getting Irish passports to retain EU movement under Brexit.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 28, 2019 8:32 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 28, 2019 8:32 PM |
The ‘British Isles’ is an invention of the Brits: Ireland recognises no such designation.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 28, 2019 8:35 PM |
R3, last I checked, Northern Ireland is not part of the island of Britain and therefore doesn't qualify as 'British'. The United Kingdom is not the same as Great Britain.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 28, 2019 8:55 PM |
John Lithgow. I thought he was British for the longest time.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 28, 2019 9:34 PM |
OP, you've let the entire weekend go to waste. Tsk tsk
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 28, 2019 11:12 PM |
R79 - I tend to forget that there are people left who still think like that, you sound like some throwback to a less enlightened age. People are people not livestock to be bred from - 'people who matter'? please stop.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 28, 2019 11:15 PM |
Princess Diana
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 28, 2019 11:45 PM |
The whole cast of Monty python.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 29, 2019 12:02 AM |
Every character on Butterflies.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 29, 2019 12:10 AM |
Jane Leeves, Millicent Martin, and although he was Australian, Anthony LaPaglia, all from Frasier.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 29, 2019 12:17 AM |
Hayley Mills. Julie Christie. Judy Geeson. All those dolly birds of 1960s Swinging London.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 29, 2019 12:20 AM |
Rachel Gurney-Lady Marjorie Bellamy On Upstairs Downstairs.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 29, 2019 12:21 AM |
Gary Cooper, his parents were English immigrants.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 29, 2019 3:29 AM |
Jacob Rees-Mogg, Maggie Thatcher, Nigel Farage, and Brenda Blethyn
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 29, 2019 3:34 AM |
Some of these miss the mark, but some are on the money.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 29, 2019 3:42 AM |
Hugh Grant kinda hit the British wall pretty quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 29, 2019 3:45 AM |
Boy oh boy. The OP has been on a tear all weekend long. Day in. Day out. Go to some laundry and dusting. Get outside a little.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 29, 2019 4:03 AM |
R122 The Ulster Scottish Presbyterians indenify themselves as British They also call themselves Scottish when asked what their ethnic identity. Irish Catholics in The North are much more likely to hold Irish citizenship (that is a gross understatement) than an Ulster Scot who doesn't see himself as Irish culturally,ethnically and politically.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 29, 2019 4:09 AM |
Brits are not attractive, but Irish seem to be an order of magnitude uglier. Even more inbred?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 29, 2019 4:21 AM |
YIKES!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 29, 2019 4:26 AM |
Yes, LaPaglia is such a British name R135. I bet he’s one of the Warwickshire LaPaglias.
. . .
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 30, 2019 7:02 PM |
My point is valid R145. There is no requirement for NI residents to be from a particular religion in order to be Irish citizens. And many NI unionists are getting Irish passports due to Brexit. My sister in law among them.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 30, 2019 7:07 PM |
Didn't Margaret Thatcher somewhat resemble a RODENT.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 30, 2019 7:26 PM |
Councillor Mrs Nugent is "very British looking."
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 30, 2019 7:47 PM |
R151-She's also VERY LESBIAN looking.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 30, 2019 8:34 PM |
R99, oh no, Greta Scacchi was too sexy to be “British”-looking!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 30, 2019 9:01 PM |
Vera Brittain
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 30, 2019 9:21 PM |
that bitch with the bad overbite who has my Oscar
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 7, 2019 6:59 AM |
Angela Lansbury has always had a very English face.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 1, 2019 2:58 AM |
Cumberpstch. Damian Lewis.
I laughed out loud the first time I saw Damian Lewis in a military uniform on Homeland. I had never seen a less American-looking white man than him. It's the equivalent of Danny Devito doing drag and trying to pass himself off as a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 1, 2019 4:39 AM |
Yet another dolt who thinks Northern Ireland is simply the uppermost part of the Republic of Ireland.
Read a book, people.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 1, 2019 4:44 AM |
That one politician or MP who wears a top hat every day.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 1, 2019 4:57 AM |
Kate Winslet: Prominent nose, big teeth, blue eyes, peaches and cream skin.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 1, 2019 5:10 AM |
R146 is just a typical rude American. Sorry about her cuntiness. Of course, there are stunningly beautiful people in Britain and Ireland. Gorgeous people.
Beyond physical attractiveness, the Brits arguably have some of the most interesting facial characteristics and mannerisms of any ethnicity. I could sit in front of my TV for hours and days at a time watching British films on YouTube soaking in their controlled physicality, subtle facial expressions, the various accents, class mannerisms, sharp intellect, fashion, architecture, music, culture, etc. Without British influence, theatre in the Western world would be wallowing under the languid, morose influence of the dull, self-conscious French.
And to answer the question - Dame Maggie Smith, obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 1, 2019 7:31 AM |
Not a French Canadian R165 or you would know better, slacker
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 1, 2019 9:23 PM |
Or r115, the fairly large number of non Catholics from NI who also hold Irish passports. To the poster up thread mentioning Gina McKee looking British, she is actually very Irish looking. Irish surname too. She reminds me of Dervla Kirwan.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 1, 2019 10:07 PM |
Naomi Watts is very English looking, as are Jodie Comer, Adele , Kristin Scott Thomas and Sophie Cookson. Jodie Comer does not look Eastern European at all as she has a much softer jawline and features.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 19, 2019 10:54 PM |
Margaret Thatcher
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 19, 2019 11:07 PM |
Eddie Redmayne
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 19, 2019 11:14 PM |
Laurence Fox and his ex-wife Billie Piper are a quintessential Brit couple.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 20, 2019 5:55 AM |
What about me? I'm London born! I'm the Face of Modern Britain!
I've also worked with BOTH Laurence Fox and Billie Piper!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 20, 2019 6:08 AM |
Hiddleston - quintessential thin-lipped Englishman
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 20, 2019 5:28 PM |
British people are.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 1, 2019 7:24 PM |
Rupert Graves at his floppy haired best in "Maurice". As British (and beautiful) as one can get.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 1, 2019 7:27 PM |
Twiggy and Jacob Rees-Mogg. Everybody else looks imported.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 1, 2019 8:30 PM |
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