Men with beards

Yuck

They also carry around a lot of CRUMBS in their whiskers.

Someone I know got crabs in his beard (and they migrated to his chest hair!) from making out with a bearded man-whore in Seattle. It's more common than you'd think.

I'm very clean, thank you very much.

The NYC Health Dept routinely swabs surfaces in the subways and city buses and finds fecal material, crabs, lice, hepatitis, staph and strep. And it's just as bad in other cities.

Bushy beards are the cat's meow for simultaneously dusting out dried feces and dingleberries from a trick's ass while licking his taint. Too bad they can't switch them out like different attachments on vacuum cleaners.

P.S. Yeah I'm a bushy beard hater obviously, but my beau has a nice close-cut beard and stache so no homo to you well-groomed gents.

The right beard on a man can turn a 4 into a 7.

[quote]The right beard on a man can turn a 4 into a 7. Lol that’s uh-mazing if you’re into 7s but what if you’re into 8s, 9s or 10s? Does the beard still trick your brain into adding 3 stars? And what happens if he shaves off the beard? Do the stars go with it and you suddenly scream in horror because you’ve been fucking a 4 instead of a 7? This magic beard arithmetic raises so many questions ...

Me, I prefer drugs or alcohol if I want to trick my brain in such fashion.

Oh, good heavens, I've fucked up the quote thingy. Well, fuck me with a tiny dick.

[quote]They also carry around a lot of CRUMBS in their whiskers.

It's just a way to carry snacks.

It's so 2013.

Yeah, gross. Go away, cave man.

Rob Maya

Rob Maya

Rob Maya without the beard. Gorgeous!

Hairy men often brag about their condition when they are actually filthy petri dishes.

People who hold this particular ridiculousness can't grow a decent one.

You know it's true.

What about people with hair on their head? I don’t mind being as dirty as my lovely doggie who cuddles up to me all the time.

Any average person’s hands are dirtier than any dog or beard.

Men with beards usually look dirty.

The average person's mouth has more germs than any toilet seat...

Beards go far in disguising facial asymmetry, thin lips, weak jaw lines, recessed chins, and sagging jowls. That's how they turn 4s into 7s.

This bushy beard trend is so boring but since men’s fashion trends linger for years and years, we’re probably stuck with ugly beards for another ten years or so.

Remember how long it took to kill pleated pants? Cargo shorts? Baseball caps? It’ll take a long time to kill bushy beards.

My sister's boyfriend had one of these beards 20 years ago before they were cool. He would use his fork to rake food out of it after he ate.

I don't like long hair on men and have been known to sadly turn them down for sex when I discover too late they have balding ponytails or long beards.

Who is the trite exhibitionist in R13?

[quote]Men with beards carry more germs than dogs, study finds

People change baby's diapers openly in closed environments and leave their dog shit all over the place. I'm not concerned.

babies'

It's disgusting. I hate to insult anyone but men are deluded if they think that facial hair (including moustaches) is sanitary. It's not. Common sense should be telling you this.

In any event, I find skin sexy and clean shaven men feel and look sexy. I also like a little stubble if it means they have been too busy doing manly things to shave. And, no, I don't mean sitting in front of a computer watch pron.

Cargo shorts have gone away???

My brother would not allow a microwave oven in his house because they're "toxic." Or a dishwasher. "Toxic."

But his beard is at least 8 inches long. My brother is an idiot.

What about hair in general? Like there’s no bacteria and fecal matter in there, if not more so? What about hair along your arms and legs when you’re wearing short sleeves and tank tops and shorts in the spring and summer? Should we just shave ourselves from head to toe?

Food doesn't go near my head hair. Nor my legs, etc. Facial hair is more concentrated - better for the germs, crumbs, whatnot, to hide out. Kinda hard to hide anything in leg or arm hair.

The article doesn’t say anything about food being the primary source of bacteria. Who says it’s about food?

I was just telling a friend that I can't wait until the beard thing fades out of fashion. Then you see all the products being sold all over the place in every store you go into. There are even boutiques that sell nothing but beard products. I'm afraid the "fad" will be around for a long time to come. I can't stand those long, yucky beards.

Most beards are closely cropped, like this guy. Very few men have really long beards.

[quote]if it means they have been too busy doing manly things to shave.

LOL

Not true R35. I see countless douchebags running around that look just like the dude in OP's post. My best friend's son is 23 and has a beard down to the top of his chest. His hairline is already receding (poor thing). The beard and hairline make him look like he's in his mid to late 30s.

You know rimjobs lead to shit in the beard. I doubt people eer their beards well enough to remove all the fecal matter.

Don't care. There is nothing sexier than a big, hot bearded man who wants to fuck your brains out.

[QUOTE]I see countless douchebags running around that look just like the dude in OP's post.

Yes, you see them because they stand out (which is sort of the point in having a long beard in the first place I guess). But for every man you notice with a long beard, there’s hundreds more in the background who either have it closely cropped or are clean shaven. We just don’t catch your attention as much.

trans men have better beards than cis men, FACT

The man, in OP’s photo, looks neurotic.

Stop saying cis man. Cis man IS man. And cis woman IS woman.

Bye bye cis.

Imagine if this turns into another trans thread.

Or a guy like in R35 who's brains you want to fuck out.

[quote]trans men have better beards than cis men, FACT

Trans men have beards like they kidnapped some poor guy and skinned his ballsack so they could apply it to said transman's face.

Like fu-man-chu with an afro on his chin ONLY.

I think they should be called transboys.

[quote]women who inject testosterone and call themselves men have better beards than actual men, FALSE

Fixed

trans men are manlier than cis men

If you don’t like bearded men don't fuck them. There are plenty of us who like a nice beard.

Men with beards: Timothée Chalamet, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Pattinson, Tom Cruise, Bradley Cooper, ad nauseam. Oh, so droll. The real beard issue.

why did they delete this trans thread?

Because too many people were pissed off with the fact that people are trying to surreptitiously shove their non-existent dick (in spirit) down our throat?

Also, a pubic hair beard does not a facial hair beard make.

R54, but why would that make them delete the thread?

Because there was an unhinged trans 'girl' in there, who wouldn't STFU and stop lecturing the rest of us on how allegedly hot and masc FTMs are.

[QUOTE]but why would that make them delete the thread?

Trans threads bring out some real sickos and Muriel closes them so they’ll go away since they only come here for that bullshit.

They look good on some men but I stay away from them.

You rang?

No more trans talk. It's LITERAL VIOLENCE. Back to beards. I rather like the Amish horseshoe beard. It means the guy is no longer a virgin.

Hands are dirtier than beards

Buttholes are dirtier than beards but that doesn’t slow many of you down.

R57. excuse me? most trans men are smoking hot, they are the epitome of masculinity compared to most other men

Trans men don’t have a COCK so it is NOT possible for them to be the “epitome” of masculinity.

R65, having a cock does not equal masculinity dummy

It really only means he's married, R61. He may have lost his virginity to any number of things beforehand.

I dont, same sex attraction is not homophobic, I used to identify as gay before transitioning, I have close gay friends and admire some openly gay and lesbian people, if a straight guy who flirts with me doesnt want to date me or fuck me me because I have a dick right now I understand, it hurts and may make me a bit dysphoric but I accept my current reality, I dont think of them as bigots unless they insult me or try to hurt me (thankfully has never happened). I usually end up sucking their cock or let them play with my tits but I dont try to make them learn to like dick, it doesnt make any sense. Stop dehumanizing us and treating us like villains, we have complex and often not so easy lives. Sincerely

^If your kindred didn't attempt to create legitimacy for themselves by erasing and/or usurping the achievements of actual gay, lesbian and bi people, didn't attach themselves to "rights" they in no way worked to earn, refrained from dehumanizing and shaming real women and refused to promote a shrieking agenda of madness that insists children who exhibit characteristics that fall outside someone's idea of "gender" boundaries must have a sex change ASAP, perhaps you'd all be treated with more kindness. Sincerely.

perhaps you should realise not all trans people support the transing of children without extreme caution

Perhaps you should realize that's a stupid point, my defensive little R68/70, and just proves mine. Children are children. Their prefrontal lobes haven't even fully formed, and they do not yet know who they are, yet there are adult loons out there who would claim they should be "transed" anyway since those kids show behaviors outside "normal" sex parameters? Extreme caution, my ass. It shouldn't be attempted at all, and points to what others here have claimed as gay erasure, as well as the mangling of the human race.

youre right, they shouldnt be medically transitioned, the data is inconclusive and the risk is very high, so it should be reserved for informed adults.

Guys with Big Beards Likely to Have Smaller Balls – So Says This Study

Like any trend,it depends on how hot the guy is. Fugly is fugly,no matter how they gild the lily.

I don't know, r74. A nice looking, trimmed beard can I hide an awful lot of ugly.

Does my beard make me look gay?

Personally I dont find beards appealing, never have. Could grow one if I wanted to but I dont like the look on me or anyone else. Dont like mustaches either.

Far prefer the clean shaven look

I know a straight guy who calls mustaches “flavor savers”.

Those who can’t wait for the trend to go away should consider this: Before Lincoln, no President had facial hair. After Lincoln, almost every President had a beard and/or a mustache for 50 years. Then, beginning with Wilson, none since.