Official Meghan & Harry royal baby watch thread

A thread about Meghan Markle... what a good idea!

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Why is it Earl/Lady and not Lord/Lady? And what is the circumcision plan if it’s a boy?

Earl/Lady and Lord/Lady mainly because there's no such title as "Earless"

Any day now. If it's a girl she will be named Elizabeth.

yes, they gonna name a baby girl after the queen, to suck up. Heard the family wants to banish them to Africa.

Will the baby be snipped if it's a boy?

R3. R7. There isn't a barbaric plan. The baby if it's a boy, will not be mutilated. That kind of barbarism is over. William and Harry are intact as are the younger princes, George and Louis. Harry isn't chopping his son's dick.

R8 = anti-semite

Is seems like she had been pregnant close to a year.

Welcome baby Sussex! All the reports say baby and mother are doing fine!

This Friday is 40 weeks.

If it's a boy, being the eldest son, he will receive the courtesy title Earl of Dumbarton, which is one of Harry's titles. If it's a girl, she will be "Lady X Mountbatten-Windsor," X being her Christian name. If there is a second son, he would be "Lord Y Mountbatten-Windsor." All that could change if Queen Elizabeth grants Harry's children the right to be princes and princesses and to use HRH before their titles. If and when Charles becomes king, Harry's children automatically become princes and princesses (and HRHs), although, as we have seen with Prince Edward's children, he could "opt out" of his children having royal titles.

Their baby will never be as fabulous as yours truly.

They're saying the baby's been born already

Also Meg wants an American nanny.

Oh man, now this is a surprise, a MM thread that made me laugh out loud and click through to read the posts.

I hope the baby's a ginger like Harry... will England's head collectively explode of baby Sussex is as dark as MM's mother?

I saw on one of the British morning shows a discussion about all the secrecy around this child’s birth. The guests were a couple of photojournalists, one gossip columnist from the tabloids, and another columnist/insider from TV. These people were not pleased lol They had a point, I think, in that H&M want all this privacy, rage against the intrusiveness of the papers, yet have their people calling to try and get good pieces for them printed. Plus, the fact that they’re working royals, members of the Royal Family, living on the public dime and won’t announce anything about the baby, won’t give a photo op, etc. seems to be pissing off everyone.

The columnist/insider said if they want this normal life Harry’s always moaning about, she should be in an NHS ward giving birth. One of them also said how H&M need to be careful about making the press an enemy, as the press holds back so much more than what they print. At this rate they’re in their way to be as relevant and disliked by the public as Prince and Princess Michael.

What fun! LOL

Do people really care about this social climbing poseur?

Relax. It going to take time to interview candidates for the role of their new baby.

If it's a boy could he be called Count Chocula?

[quote]will England's head collectively explode of baby Sussex is as dark as MM's mother?

That won't happen.

Anyway, she's not so "dark".

Meghan's father's genes are pretty dominant. I picture their child turning out like Victoria Rowell's daughter, Maya Fahey.

Whoa good info about the press and their dislike of the antics.

Why We Think Meghan Markle Already Gave Birth to Baby Sussex

Mullato children

R26 - Wouldn’t baby Sussex technically be an octoroon, given that MeGain is a mulatto herself?

R27, no. The baby would be a quadroon (one-quarter black). An octoroon is one-eighth black.

Thank you Frau Blücher /R28!

I knew the “octo” meant eight, but I counted wrong! I’m blaming the manhattans that have going down like water tonight! lol

OP = Fake Sparkle, otherwise she would have misused at least a few ten-dollar words

R17 Well, this little girl is cute. What if their kid looks like Boris Becker's daughter?

Becker's daughter, Anna, when she was younger...

Anna without makeup. Will Baby Sussex look like her?

Do you think they're planning to sell the first baby photos to Hello! Magazine?

R34 - I doubt The Queen would allow it. Her eldest grandson Peter Philips did that with his wedding pics for £500K. Queen was aghast, and the tabloids had a field day. I’m actually expecting more along the lines of #hashtags for whatever merch the baby is wearing in every pic posted.

Anna Ermakova is not a good example of a mixed race child. She just looks like Boris Becker in a dress.

Troian Bellisario's mother is mixed.

Quadroon, Carol Channing

Gabrielle Reece's father was Afro-Trinidadian.

Persia White & her daughter, Mecca.

I go back and forth about whether she’s had it or not. I’m thinking it would be pretty difficult to keep it absolutely quiet.

Paps are reporting her friends have flown in for the birth & Harry cut short his trip to fly back home this weekend.

What friends does she have? Gayle King? Please.

Where was Harry? Thought it was his trip next week that was trimmed?

Royal baby anticipation grows as Prince Harry postpones trip.

Still nothing, eh?

These wretched babies never come on time.

It's getting to be a joke now.

🌷🐤🐤🌷

If she doesn't give birth by Christmas, then we will know something's up.

Markle is waiting for the Three Wise Men coming from the east offering her gift for the Christ child.

The baby can't face coming out. It aint budgin'.

Worse comes to worse, they can use one of the Kardashian sisters' babies as a stand-in.

Oh Jesus, Markle is friendly with my girlfriend, Rose. Things are getting messy.

Why am I getting Rosemary’s baby vibes?

I think it’s funny. Meghan is a pushy and bossy woman who thinks she can dictate everything. Pregnancy and parenthood are the ultimate lesson in how impotent we really are. You can’t control what a 7-lb human does. You can’t reason with them or blackmail them or guilt trip them. It’s frustrating.

And you can’t just walk away from them. Luckily she has staff she can hand it to.

R55: Yes! The ultimate lesson in realizing you have NO control is when you have a child. But, as you stated, she has staff for a hand off.

Please, as soon as she pops it out, Meghan will have that newborn on lock down faster than the Queen will be able to recite its full title. Woe unto the little nipper if it interrups Megs beauty sleep for a 3 a.m. feeding.

^Meg's

I bet she’s super pissed at that baby right about now.

She probably swore to herself that she wouldn’t show her face until it’s born and she’s lost the water weight. And in the meantime she’s withering without the cameras. She’ll keep to it because she’s Tungsten.

But she is cursing that baby for taking so long to get out.

R18

Thanks for the info. Love it!

It does seem like this gestation is akin to that of an elephant. Is she really pregnant? Maybe it’s just trapped wind.

They're going to be "private" about the delivery for the simple reason that Megs wasn't actually showing at Eugenie's wedding. Even the dumbest stans can count to 9 months.

What do you mean "stans"? What the fuck is that?

Buckingham Palace has stated that they will inform the public when Meghan goes into labor. If she's already had the baby, they LIED.

Harry: ok Megs, the doula is here, I think I better call granny and let her know we’re on...

Meg’s: DON’T YOU DARE!!

Harry: but Megs, she is the Queen, she has to be informed so the palace can announce

Megs: I said NO Harry! No one is announcing anything! I’ll post a picture of us on IG and make the announcement after. That will for sure break the internet! Now will you please stop about your stupid family already, and pay attention to me! You know the mother of your child!

Harry: well, ok Megs if you think that’s best...

R4 the female equivalent title for earl is countess not lady, as in Earl & Countess of Wessex. You can also be a Baroness which always makes me think of Sound of Music.

OMG it's black!

Hahahahaha, r67. Delightful.

Keep your day job r65.

r63 it's LSA-moron-speak for 'fans'. You can thank Eminem for Stan.

Where is that baby?

I can't wait for Franklin Mint to release the royal baby commemorative plate.

How is Georgie holding up? Can't be easy being outclassed in this manner.

OMG is R33 a photo of Carrot Top?

Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby girl on March 19/19 at 10 Pounds 13 Ounces.

That baby still looks freakishly fat, R75.

Me-Gain is not a large, big boned woman. At some point, a baby has to come out of someone.

It is getting harder to care by the hour.

Boring.

Off to Africa you go. Hopefully the wifi will be poor and you can fade from public consciousness.

I hope she had a c-section, @ r75. Jesus. An 11-lb baby would hurt.

The Queen has handed over several of her patronages and bestowed a new one to Meghan. No way would she even let her go on a ride-along if she had the disdain you all are trying to make it seem she has for her grand-daughter-inlaw.

CNN said betting suspended on due date as people were betting on dates already past. But they're allowing betting on the name with Ivy being the most popular.

Poison Ivy.

Bet the name the choose equals 33 in numerology.

Sheena, to be raised in Africa.

I suspect the baby has a birth defect and they are in a quandary of what to do/say.

R84 They'll refuse delivery from the surrogate (as Beyonce is rumored to have done).

Meghan really is the devil, sewing discord everywhere. I have two white friends who will not permit a single negative word about her because she is half-black. Anyone who says a word about her, no matter how well documented, is an outright racist. This means that she is perfect because she is mixed race, which is a kind of racism in itself. I am so incredibly offended by my friends' implication that I am racist myself since I can't stand MM for all the reasons talked about here on DL. I know what is in my heart and mind---and it shocks me that my friends are so willing to believe that I am a racist. I hate MM for her personality and her disdain for the institution that she married into and I respect. One of these friends just threatened to end our friendship if I mention MM again. Threatening to end a friendship for such a trivial reason must mean that the friendship isn't valued much, am I right?

Breaking news: contractions have started.

I thought everything about the birth was supposed to be top secret?

R88 - it was stated that the Palace would announce when Meghan went into labor.

It's a boy!

So that confirms it--she was no more than 2.5 months along at Eugenie's wedding. Barely showing if at all, so that stunt of trying to bogart all the attention was probably not received well. And likely what set off all the reveals about her diva behavior.

For a week overdue, that’s a small baby. You’re right R91, there was no need to announce anything at Eugenie’s wedding except to get attention back onto herself.

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Good grief, she had the baby and there's nothing on this thread. Update OP.

[quote]Meghan really is the devil

The level of stupidity in this thread just hit stratospheric.

[Quote]Meghan really is the devil

Why in the world would Harry ever want to be with a black woman? He should be with me and my basement dwelling, 28 inch waist, 65 year-old ass.

Daily Mail Article

May 6, 2038

Exactly 19 years to the day, Palace officials finally release pictures of the the royal prince.

I know it’s probably an old wives tale, and it certainly shouldn’t matter in 2019, but one of the ladies in the office (an older black lady) made a comment earlier on why the wait for a pic - so the baby will “lighten up” first. Apparently, mixed babies can come out dark, then lighten up in a day or two. Anyone ever heard this?

R99 Yes, they bleach in the daylight. That old black mare is (wrongly) taking you for a dumbass white boy. Avoid her in future: she doesn't like you.

[quote] That will for sure break the internet!

Lol R65

Harry's announcement was sooooo scripted. He's a good actor.

I don't know DLers, I'm beginning to think that maybe MM was really pregnant and did give birth. Could it be that she wore the Moonbump because she was showing small and didn't want flack like some models have gotten for not having a large bump?

R99 - Given that the kid is 75% white, if it lightens up even a bit over the next two days, no one would ever know it's mixed race.

Really?! I mean - really?!

Remember all the accusations on here that Beyonce baby was too light to be Jay-zee's?

[quote]Apparently, mixed babies can come out dark, then lighten up in a day or two.

No, black and mixed babies are born lighter then eventually get darker.

If the bebe is too dark they can just bleach him like most American blacks do.

If no one told me that Markle is half black, I would never know. Harry obviously is very white. Chances are the kid will look white.

Eugenie probably snubbed Meghan, so she shaded her back with the pregnancy announcement. You bitches certainly know how that goes (insert cat hissing sound byte).

Didn't they just get married? When did they marry? Was it shotgun wedding?

Did they name the baby yet?

Robin Thicke's son who is a quadroon

Pete Wentz's son is a quadroon as well.

The Thicke/Patton boy is gorgeous. No doubt he was damaged by his asshole dad's behavior. The poor Wentz kid looks like his dad.

Octaroon Willy Cartier with his tri-racial mother.

Halle Berry’s daughter has darker skin than I would have predicted. And she’s cute and all, but considering how absolutely gorgeous her parents are... well, maybe she’ll “blossom” in a few years.

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I am curious about what the child will look like when is older but frankly I don't care about babies.

Here are the kids of Laura Dern and Ben Harper when the kids were young.

Harper + Dern kids now.

Halley Berry believes in the "One-drop Rule" and classifies her daughter ( by Aubrey) and son (by Martinez) as black. "One-drop rule,' means that a single drop of "black blood" makes a person a black.

I think the daughter will blossom into a beauty in a few years. The little boy is adorable. Sadly, Halley is crazy and mean. Both fathers are arrogant, violent hotheads but they sure are handsome.

R120 Typo: Halle Berry

R113 Here's another picture of Pete Wentz's son. He looks more like Ashlee Simpson here.

r120 Halle looks great with the longer hair.

I have a prediction: the baby will have blue hair & red eyes. A little bit of both parents, yasss???

It’s cute, from what I could see. She ballooned.

That dress was horrible.

Total BS about the baby having great temperament, baby is crying his head off

Damn, her hands look so old and so much sun damage on the chest!!

Baby isn’t as white as I expected. My co worker is Irish, has baby with very dark black man and baby is white skinned with fro hair. Thought royal baby would be lighter skinned since he’s ginger

Damn, what happened to her face? What’s the point of having make up and hair person if you still look like crap? Hair looked terrible

Baby will be named Archie, as in Archie & Jughead.

Remember when Boy George said "Harry" sounded like a fishmonger's name back in the day?

R129, Pity that dear old dad and step-monster aren’t around to meet the prodigal son’s baby.

All in due time, though. Duty comes first.

R532 - From the mysteriously closed Part 51 (and mysteriously closed Baby Name thread after less than 100 posts) - I agree. They are depriving her of the ability to claim racism if and when this all goes south. Sparkle knows it and the BRF, including the Cambridges, know it. I'm sure the Queen is genuinely enchanted with the baby, who wouldn't be? But she's not as we know so enchanted with its Mum and what she has wrought in the last year. This is the correct way to handle this, it will thrill the fraus on Celebitchy who will claim it proves that HM likes Meghan and Harry more than Kate, and BP is probably also aware of the surrogate/fake pregnancy rumours as even the TIMES has covered those - so this also lends legitimacy to the birth.

Everyone knows what the PR ballgame is here.

R129 - A cartoon is already circulating with Archie the Cartoon Character's face superimposed on the baby in the photo with the Queen, with a crown on.

Annnnd from the Daily Express:

"Royal BLUNDER: Archie Harrison named as Kate and William’s son on official royal website MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry announced they had named their son Archie Harrison in an Instagram post today, but in an apparent blunder the official page for the tot on the Royal Family's website said he was Kate and Prince William's son."

You couldn't make it up.

R120 Hilarious. I don't consider Halle Berry black.

I am not amused, bitches!

I do think there is a suggestion in the photos, especially the early ones without the Queen and DoE, of Harry being quite possessive of the baby, whilst Meghan is continuing her incessant control/possessing/touching of Harry.

I think Harry was obsessed with having kids and he's more ecstatic than Meghan is over this. For her, it's what she had to do and she's relieved it's over successfully - I don't say she doesn't like the baby. But for Harry, it's a fantasy-dream come true.

R127 - Funny, I also noticed her hands looked chunky and wrinkled. I thought I'd remembered her hands as more graceful and slender, but they looked pretty bad in the photos.

R136 Thanks, cuntfrau, for your worthless opinion. Yuck.

MM looked heavier than ever during the photocall. I just don't get how there could be a fat lump on her left side that didn't match her right side unless she is still wearing padding. It is under the baby's head in the in the first photo under the video. What's going on?

I've changed my mind and now think that MM really did give birth but still don't get why she wore an obvious Moonbump.

Skippy, TorontoPapers1 and the anti-Meghan trolls must be going beserk.

H&M are obviously happy and in love with other and their baby.

Yes, MM moved into Frogmore Cottage. No, Guy isn't dead. No, MM isn't going to be arrested.

Ninaki has resurfaced to sell childhood photos and stories about how Meghan collected vintage Archie comic books (had over 100) and had a cat named Archie. Now we know why she went for ginger guys.

I don't like the name Archie for Baby Sussex.

It looks like MM gained a ton of weight in the final few weeks, while Harry has lost even more hair. Harry looked like Friar Tuck from the back as he shot an arrow at the current Invictus Games.