Tape to hide your double chin

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It's fun to deceive a date on the first time out! Sets you up for... no more dates!

A double-chin scarf (worn with caftan) is another tasteful option.

What if it works and your date is smitten and wants to do the bump and grind? Do you politely decline? Go through with it but no touching above the waist? Don't think a big strap on the back of your neck will put him off at all.

Only on your back OP. That way everything slides back and you look like you’ve just had a facelift.

Or just turn off the lights and have one of your hot fit friends go in and sex him up. Switch back for cuddle time in your caftan.

I've seen videos on Youtube of Korean woman who use those tapes and somehow make them invisible. They do these 'before and after' makeovers, using makeup, prosthetics, tape, etc. A lot of it looks like fakery just for the camera cause some of those women go from 10 down to 2.

Lucille Ball used those things. She was terrified of having a face lift so they glued those tapes all around face at the hairline and pulled all the wires back under her hair and tied them off onto a ring on the back of her head and styled her hair over the whole contraption.