Before my morning coffee

I call it my morning medication or cup of sweetness. If I don't have my coffee, I'll grow fur and become Lon Chaney Jr. in "The Wolf Man" before noon.

Do you drink a lot of alcohol? If you’re hungover a lot, that can make you cranky.

Your low blood sugar makes you cranky. Almost everyone has something that triggers crankiness.

Old age.

So TRUE! I bought this placard at Hobby Lobby and put it above my desk.

I bought a mug that says, "Ginny in Billing is a CUNT."

You’re an addict, dear

I’m the same OP. I have a T-shirt that says “I hate mornings and I hate people and I hate morning people” that pretty much sums up my philosophy before coffee.

Cool story

Coffee just gives me diarrhea

I need a couple of hours and two cups of coffee to get over the shock of the new day. Then I'm approachable. Before that? I . . . just . . . won't.

love coffee. It's so rich and satisfying. I drink it often.I

I know I can't post on DL before I've had my 2 mugs of coffee.

Does mama need wine too, OP?

Not that strange - you're addicted to caffeine and those 2 cups cut the edge of your mini-withdrawal symptoms.

@ [R5] - I was all set to jump on you for buying shit at Hobby Lobby - then I saw your signature. Whew..

Sounds like r6 has a case of the Mondays!

My partner is always cranky before coffee. Oddly it took me years to figure that out. I'd argue with him Saturday mornings and now I don't even engage until he's had his caffeine.

You're not nice after coffee either, but we decided not to tell you.