Why are people so obsessed with avoiding actual cows?

My great grandmothher got kicked by a cow and lost her eye. So yeah, they've low key terrified me ever since I heard that story.

^ Was it doing high-kicks?

You’re telling me, OP.

R1: I thought cows can't kick backwards (which clears Mrs. O'Leary's bovine).

We'll have to ask Judy Garland. At one time, she was a pretty girl milkin' her cow, and later on, she went on singing until the cows came home.

Don’t cows kill and eat people or something? I mean they do have big teeth and chew a lot.

A simple rule of thumb. Be careful of any animal that has a head as big or bigger than yours.

Cows are sweet!