I’m the flaming arrow thrown by a retarded archer to light up the Olympic cauldron during the opening ceremony.
I leave no survivors.
Let’s be the Special Olympics
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 29, 2019 7:07 PM |
Bad taste. Poorly done. That is all.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 28, 2019 10:51 PM |
We're the hugs that everyone gets!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 28, 2019 10:53 PM |
OP, I hope you suffer from profound, debilitating anal cancer pain for months before you die in a grease fire.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 28, 2019 11:01 PM |
I will never give this bitch a medal, no matter how much money we lose. She's literally too retarded for us.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 28, 2019 11:07 PM |
I’m the retarded kid that everyone will just keep telling me what a great job I’m doing even though I have no idea what I’m doing.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 28, 2019 11:55 PM |
yes r6, that actually is the perfect description for you. But I know you can't comprehend that.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 29, 2019 3:16 AM |
I'm a special olympian staying home because Betsy Devos wants to slash the Special Olympics budget
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 29, 2019 3:17 AM |
FF OP
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 29, 2019 3:18 AM |
Right-wing handicapped denigratiin threads.
As a Nazi, I’m sure Milo just wants to throw handicapped people into the ovens. But he’s going there with them!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 29, 2019 3:20 AM |
Queers are more vicious than Republicans.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 29, 2019 4:27 AM |
Frankly, these are probably the last or only people left on this planet without guile, bile, venom and hatred coursing through their veins like everyone else. I have only felt happiness and love from them.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 29, 2019 4:38 AM |
OP = Donny Two Scoops
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 29, 2019 5:18 AM |
I was SO disappointed a couple of years ago. I noticed in the TV listings that one of the local LA TV channels was featuring "Special Olympics," so of course I invited a few friends over to watch it. Understand: I was REALLY looking forward to this. Turns out that the program was only about the HISTORY of the Special Olympics. We were so pissed.
Why aren't the Special Olympics nationally televised?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 29, 2019 5:42 AM |
Anyone who is bothered by the word "retard" more so than calling gay men "queers" needs to be punched in the twat.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 29, 2019 5:45 AM |
I'm the sprinter who is barrelling down the track like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 29, 2019 5:50 AM |
So many on DL nowadays have no sense of humor. This should have 300 witty replies by tomorrow.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 29, 2019 6:12 AM |
Okay, I know this is old, but maybe some people haven't heard it:
Q: What's better than placing first in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being in the Special Olympics.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 29, 2019 6:06 PM |
i cannot. i am fully functional.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 29, 2019 7:07 PM |