Chirst is coming!

Jesus save us (from the Christians).

R1 LOVE her

I used to live off Piedmont many years ago.

I wouldn't have moved if I had known Chirst was coming.

What’s the exact day of Christ’s arrival? I normally keep Jesus in my heart, and Satan in my pants. So, I feel I will be saved.

Repent?

Honey, I haven't even started having fun yet.

I like Mildred Firece, too.

I LOVE Mildred Fierce!

Carol may have actually surpassed the original with this parody.

The name is Chirst. Juses Chirst.

GOOD! That jerk owes me 50 bucks!

But is he bringing his friend, Morrie Magdalene?

Chirst is Howard's son:

Our father, who aren't in heaven

Howard be thy name

(Hence the H in Jesus H. Chirst)

Or maybe Kirsten Gillibrand has especially illiterate supporters.

R11 you have way too much time on your hands.

Erhmagerd Chirst!

OP you sound like a douche. Go away and wait for the apocalypse.

Chirst? Like Kirstie Alley? God, that wold be fun. I’d love it if Kirstie were coming. She’s a real man’s man!

Why now??

I haven't even sold out the first edition, let alone reprent.

Damn it, I just washed the floors!

And if he ever did, he'd walk right past that dumb cunt and every church built in his honor looking for a SYNAGOGUE.

And I have nothing to wear!

Why are you making fun of Christian dyslexics?

Chirstian Dyslexics is a 3rd-year seminary class. You need to take Geerk and Latine first.

I'm waiting to be Ruptured!

I hope so. Someone needs to rid us of Trump, bring on Armageddon!

🎶 Ra-a-ptrue

He is going to get a piece of my mind.

Thaughts and payers!

He's probably gonna want the Shroud of Touring back.

[quote]But is he bringing his friend, Morrie Magdalene?

Is that Morrie da hore, or Morrie da booky?

Blasphemy against the Jewish God is what you need to repent for.

Raptor!

And now he only eats guitars!

This is Kirsty Alley’s Christ.

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!

Or better yet, unbuckle.

I am going straight to hell.

R30. Blasphemy? Please, gurl. It’s the christians who ran around burning people for saying disagreeable things. With Jews, you’d got a harsh scolding and maybe a SHUNNING for something really horrible.

We don’t do ritual murder in Judaism. Check your christian privilege.

Who is the girl in R36?

On his abs or in a tissue?

Chirst is coming?!

Is there a vaccination for it?

R22 is my favorite person today.

I'm busy making Eastern Eggs.

[quote]Chirst is coming!

He is?! He wasn’t even breathing heavy.

[quote] But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

R44

Yes, that would be me.

10th and Piedmont is where a homophobic cunt would go if they wanted to scold homosexuals in Atlanta.

FUCK OFF CUNT!

Maybe they should have allowed Lynne Cheney to sign books at Outwrite years Ago.

Thank gawd I have clean underwear.

The Buddah's probably already here. He's been reborn like a zillion times.

R38 Shelley Hennig

Nothing like a good crucifixion

Christmas card. Photo of barn with neon sign "Jesus is Coming." Inside ... "To a Manger Near You."

Repent!

Repent!

Link fail

Ready!

R56 Another reboot.......great.

Repaint!

I think it'd be ok if it's inside...and bareback.