Presley Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s son, is aging horribly!

The guy looks fine, what is the matter with you?

The friend looks exactly like Randy Gerber.

Probably just in from surfing for a few hours in the cold ocean; cut him some slack OP.

He's got a touch of meth face.

The tattoos would suggest the answer is Yes.

I love douches who hide behind their sunglasses, tattoos, beards, their hair, hats. Anything to avoid being real.

Methy looking douche.

Better looking than the "How much would you pay to sleep with this douche?" douches.

He looks fine. I just clicked on a few of his photos. Were you judging that based on the surf picture? Maybe he looked odd just coming out of the water?

I swear some people just look for odd stuff to be negative about.

He looks better than you.

Ugly body, old face and horrible tattoos. Ugh.

I'm getting an Aaron Carter vibe.

He looks like the typical twink the DL adores, op. If it were up to DL, he could probably lose a few pounds.

He's absolutely gorgeous imo.

Needs to look into the Hair Club for Men.

He looks like shit overall. Why doesn’t he lift weights like Leo?

It's Beavis!

Who is Leo, r16, his boyfriend?

He’s just gaunt like his sister Kaia.

His chicken legs are pathetic.

Ignore thread - my eyes, my eyes! So much money, so much bad ink, so much privilege gone to waste.

Those look like prison tattoos...

Leo, whoever he is, has not defaced himself with tattoos, either.

And he sure doesn’t have chicken legs.

Some of us are into lanky guys, r20.

Anorexia

The FBI just nailed the only way these dumb brats can get into college. He is probably thrilled he does not have to learn to read and write.

What a COOL hand gesture, brah!

One in the pink and one in the stink!

Does Cindy not feed her kids?

He's loosing fat on his face. Not good.

Agree with R19. Way too thin, especially the daughter.

"Loosing," r30? Oh, dear.

Why doesn't Cindy feed her kids?

R19 My sentiment exactly.

I'd care how skinny he looks, he's still attractive. And it's the skinny boys usually that are packing the most...

Gorgeous face, ugly body

He’s HIIIIGH fashion they dont need muscles!

Short, cavernous meth face, ugly tattoos on an unremarkable body.

RIP in advance.

God, their kids are fucking disasters. It's like a race to which one is going to drop dead first. You would think having been in the industry forever that Cindy would be more protective of her kids, but apparently not.

Underfeed and Hyper-Intoxicated.

Cut him some slack--he hasn't learned the difference yet between "then" and than."

You leave my brother alone!

R42 My apologies everyone, I posted the wrong picture of Kaia. I'm so embarrassed.

looks llike he has problem with meth ….

Idk, r43. I found it funnier with the furby.

r43 She's dead eyed with bags at only 17. Horrible. She makes that Bella Hadid plastic surgery nightmare look like a living creature. Also, they'll let her starve in the name of vanity but won't get her ears pinned back? Fuck you, Cindy.

momma must be humiliated her son got such fugly dumb ass tatts.....hey kid: THEYR PERMANENT

What's "permanent" mean?

Ok but what's with you gays and hating tattoos? You must be stuck in the 1940s.

Neither of these kids are above average in any way. Yet they are riding Mommie's ragged bustier ties into the likes of HIGH FASHION.

High Fashion, my ass. Presley looks like any other young tweaker with bad bone structure, prematurely aged skin, and dead eyes. And the daughter looks like a wanna be Disney actress whose only role in community theater was Dumbo.

What the fuck is this?

High fashun dahrling, r51.

Mama looking hard and rode in wet.

Way too much HGH, and looks like someone is a bit methy on top of that r53

When did she get that shite nosejob?

holy cripes, the daughter is so anorexic she looks dawn of the dead....

R51 Hasn't that "French tuck" thing died yet? It doesn't look good on anyone, let alone on those with some chunk.

The only thing Kaia has going for her, is her height.

You mean, like Versayce, darling?

And so it begins.....

Since when did they put drag queen level contour on male models?

In r59, the poor makeup artist was desperate to create bone structure to make up for shit DNA.

He is built like a POW.

I don't have time to read through all the comments, but who is that other trashy looking guy with the hideous neck tats? Neck tats are a sure sign of lowbrowness IMO.

He's a tattoo artist lol, r62.

Eeeeek wtf is that at r51! She looks like a starved corpse

yea, but he still hot as hell, skinny but that big cock hanging low , for my salivatin mouth...

[quote]Ok but what's with you gays and hating tattoos?

One of the last areas in which some gays still have good taste.

A Presley on drugs? Is water fucking wet?

R62, you sad fucking lazy weakling. You can't "struggle" through a handful of posts? Bullshit. Sick of your types on the DL who want the fucking Cliffs Notes version for every thread. Go get hit by a bus. A grease fire is too good for you.

R68 needs an Emotions Anonymous meeting STAT.

R69 No, I just don't want people who try to have the work done for them, the lazy cunts.

R46 I always wonder why they didn’t pin back her ears. They are quite distracting.

I'm aging horribly too... I'm 57.

Cindy might lose both her kids. Her fault of her husbands fault. That poor girl is dying, I think.

Per DL terms, he’s an obese fat slob who needs to lose 50 pounds.

I never thought he was extraordinary looking. The genes worked out better for the sister. The extreme diets the kids were raised on make them way too skinny. But I guess better than the average obese American kids. I don’t see a stellar future for this kid. Parents have tons of money are were super successful - it is rare the kid is going to be ambitious or focused on “success”. The best “success” he could have is managing not to become a drug addict mess. Which in theory requires some kind of work. And modeling won’t be it - he’s just not that stellar. Good looking but not stunning.

r42, your joke was funny, until you killed it with r43.

Their dad was partners with George Clooney in that tequila deal. These kids are RICH. Why not go to art school or something?

Both of these scarecrows look as though they are preparing to star as extras in a made-for TV version of Shoah.

Yes, r78. The version in which the Jews put the Nazis in Auschwitz.

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Like his T-shirt.

aw come on, we all would suk his cock and tits off faster than u can say 'momma was a ho'....

Yup, I'd do him. I'm into tall and skinny guys anyway.

[quote]aw come on, we all would suk his cock and tits off faster than u can say 'momma was a ho'....

Nope.

[QUOTE]aw come on, we all would suk his cock and tits off faster than u can say 'momma was a ho'...

Fuck no. I’m a masculine, dominant top. But I’d pound his bony ass just so I could say I fucked Cindy Crawford’s son, the little boy she used to breastfeed.

He's ruined.

Lord, celebrity kids are so tedious.

You queens must be blind, he is a snack. Imagine that face with cum all over it...

POW? Try concentration camp...sickly.

He looks AWFUL.

Didn't that stupid "white guy with one earring" trend die out in the early 2000's?

Anyway, I thought Presley looked fine in OP's pic, even with the scrawny chicken legs. But then I saw R29's pic... Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww. He really does look like a washed-up, tweaked out 30-something boybander.

And don't even get me started on his sister... *shudder*

The weirdest thing is how Cindy always came across as fairly well-grounded and sane, at least by model standards. Who would've thought she'd turn out to be such a fucked-up parent?

Cindy never looked as emaciated as her kids. Doesn’t she notice how bad they look?

The pic at R51 is a good counter to Kate Moss's infamous quote: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

Have you ever seen a more utterly miserable-looking creature? She can't even bring herself to fake a smile.

Life is short, people. Indulge yourself.

R93 shut up fatty

R94 is Eugenia Cooney

Shouldn't you girls be getting back inside to your Overeaters Anonymous meeting?

C. Crawford looking like a whale next her spawn. No wonder she refuses any and all pics taken with daughter, Kaia.

Dear God. Feed this thing.

Feed it.

Caption this:

You havn’t seen any Chanel or Prada shows lately, right Fatty?

Looking good, r101.

Caption for r100 -

R101's nightly wet dream.

Fuck yeah, R85.

R99

pounding them skinny ass bones would feel so dam good, with his fat cock pounding my chest as I spit into his sexy mouth … 'daddy'!!!!

[quote]Supermodel Cindy Crawford had her 3-month-old son circumcised even though that's not a decision she would have made on her own.

[quote]"I'd never been to one before and I'd probably have chosen not to circumcise," Crawford said. But husband Rande Gerber "was understanding about my wanting a home birth, and, it's like, you have to compromise."

The comparison between a healthy woman’s body and that dying bird at r97 really brings it home.

That looks like a papped pic from the latest “mom caught chaining & starving kids” story.

At least her kids aren’t fat, so she doesn’t have to keep them locked in the house.

FEED you children Cindy!!!

what a doll, love to dress him up like a purdy gal and take him out on the town....he could def pass, has the face , bones and ass to be a good pussy boy

OP, What does that strange hand expression mean? I'm referring to your initial picture of Presley.

Girl is starting to put a little weight back on and looking great again

Damn! He's looking fine!

She's cute when her hair is fixed and she has some make up on but she's not the beauty her mom was. Her mom fucked with her eyes and that ruined her beauty.

The son's tats are really trashy looking. Why do people insist on overdoing things? He does look healthier with that added weight.

Yes! This family is definitely NOT what they portray themselves to be.

A neck tattoo? Going for that ‘hot felon’ look? Where’s the parental guidance?

They're tall and have good hair. That's about it.

Presley is NOT tall. Shame.

He’s a good looking boy.

He can look beautiful at times and not so beautiful other times

Inconsistent anal hygiene

The daughter has had quite a bit of plastic surgery since this post started. No idea what happened to the son. Got the DUI and disappeared.

I think Presley deleted his Instagram too

He is beautiful

Douche.

R127 according to R123 he does not