First Gentlemen

First, I'd change my name from 'Chasten' to 'Chastaine'. Just because.

Does he go by Chaz?

It's cool and all but only if they were cuter...

They are both exactly my type(s) and I find them cute as hell.

Are you really that shallow R3?

I'd redecorate the entire place, floor to ceiling. I'd remove all of the gold touches that Trump has added. I'd reinstall the bowling lanes, and immediately sign up teams for a Monday night gay bowling league. I'd hire beautiful pool boys and tasteful statues of nude men for the pool deck.

I mean might as well be. r5. It's not like he has a chance of winning. This country is not ready for a white heterosexual female let alone a gay man.

No gold in any way. Stage a public burning of those gauche golden Gaddafi curtains the huckster uses for pressers. Then sign an executive order that gold colour can't be seen in the White House for as long as said huckster and his spawn are alive.

Just go all out with the pettiness, is what I'm saying.

R5, let's be honest.

Looks matter -- particularly if you are trying to break ground as the First Gay Couple.

An average-looking couple probably isn't going to do it -- people will want to see a handsome gay couple.

He needs to lose 20 pounds get hairplugs and do something about the buck teeth.

And get contacts^

They are a nice middle of the road average looking gay couple. Nothing threatening about them. You are not secretly wondering which one is the top. They seem relatable They are just two relatable blokes who want to do good things for their community. He would get more votes than some glammed up Instagram thirst trap.

Will Christian Siriano be designing the First Gentleman’s Inauguration Ball Gown/Tux?

I would probably have to stop blowing anonymous cock at the porn theatres. Cause, ya know, class.

When I look at them, the first thing that comes to mind is bologna and mayo on Wonder Bread.

Adorable pup!

[quote]You are not secretly wondering which one is the top.

I certainly am.

Well you can't help yourself R17, you're a whore.

Change both of them to Chasten's last name. Even Glezman is better than Buttigieg.

The one in the teal shirt and the glasses is the top. Or they probably just do anal. R12. They strike me as big bores when it comes to sex. Nothing to see here.

First they will have to replace all the stolen China and silver. Anything that’s not nailed down will be gone. And even a few things that were nailed down.

They seem nice but this is never going to happen this time around.

I would remove all the portraits of former First Ladies and replace them with Tom of Finland art.

Chasten Buttigieg is a very unfortunate name.

I would abolish the Department of the Interior and replace it with the Department of Interior Design.

My pet cause would be the official DL charity, Bottoms Without Boners.

Just like when Churchill lived at the White House for months during the war, I would have a wing prepared for Duchess Meagain so she could stay over for as long as she wanted to.

"Looks matter -- particularly if you are trying to break ground as the First Gay Couple.

An average-looking couple probably isn't going to do it -- people will want to see a handsome gay couple."

People who hate gays don't care if they're good-looking or not. Weird that people think his looks (I think he is cute, btw) are a dealbreaker considering the bloated orange clown who is currently occupying the White House

[quote]Weird that people think his looks (I think he is cute, btw) are a dealbreaker considering the bloated orange clown who is currently occupying the White House

Gays are generally held to a higher standard in terms of appearance.

The White House Christmas tree and decorations would remain in place until Memorial Day.

[quote]The one in the teal shirt and the glasses is the top. Or they probably just do anal.

Huh?

I would hope they would stock the White House pantries with cans of potatoes with parsley.

And maybe they could start referring to the White House domestics as "the help" again.

Since they aren't monogamous, how about having an all-male orgy in the Lincoln bed.

I think they look like a fun, hardworking, and public service-oriented couple, which is a refreshing change from the Trumps.

Voters want to replace the president with his opposite, and even this superficial element of an opponent’s life will give an opportunity for contrast.

Smash every one of Nancy Reagan's AIDS-era china. That bitch.

[quote]People who hate gays don't care if they're good-looking or not.

Exactly. I think the fact that they're kind of bland and inoffensive is a plus.

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I'm looking forward to the Harry Potter themed Christmas Tree

Do I assume that Buttigieg is the top?

R25 has the right idea. Dept. of Homoland Security

I assumed his husband would be cuter, makes me want to be a homewrecker

We need baby adoption drama to pull in the soccer moms

[quote] They are both exactly my type(s) and I find them cute as hell.

Dorks.

[quote] Exactly. I think the fact that they're kind of bland and inoffensive is a plus.

Bland like John Kerry or Al Gore. Yep definitely a plus.

Wait no longer, bitches - fairy toast is coming back to the White House!

I guess we have no chance of being named the Official White House Caterers.

The WH will be glittering and gay!

I have to admit I did like Melania's red Handmaid's Tale like Christmas trees.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's put the brakes on the National Enquirer Express, R33.

"They aren't monogamous" according to whom?

Unless you can post a link, I'm calling total bullshit.

He's an interesting mix of Truman Capote and Rudy Giuliani.

Happy campaign trails!

[quote]They seem nice but this is never going to happen this time around.

I remember thinking that, though he was great, America would never vote for a black man named Barrack Hussein Obama.

R21 wins. 😂😝🤣

Ugh that hairline needs to be worked on. The first spouse exists to be seen and accompany the president with appearences and support. Boring Mary this one is.

R27:

“Just like when Churchill lived at the White House for months during the war”

Errr, no..... Churchill was a vitior, he didn’t live at the White House. He was a bit too busy in the UK to manage that.

*visitor

R50. Barack Hussein is an heterosexual man with a wife and two cute daughters. Projection matters. America was willing to accept a straight black man but a gay man might be a bridge too far. They love their first ladies or like to have first ladies. Even miss Booker will rather stay closeted if he wants to actually become president.

I'd do Jackie Kennedy drag and only speak in a breathless whisper. And work to make pillbox hats and smoking popular again.

R56 Mary!! Must you summon the anti smoking troll again? We just got rid of him...

R48 Pete has mentioned being faithful to his husband. Of course that can mean different things to different couples, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about being monogamous.

They're a cute couple.

bump

his tweets are the best!

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I'd go full on Betty Ford. Be interviewed for national television and babble about how I wouldn't mind if my kids had all kinds of kinky sex outside of marriage. Because I was drunk and full of Valium. And then at the next State Dinner, and even though I was a former Martha Graham dancer, I'd get all twisted up in my Pucci gown/caftan and tumble down the circular stairway. Because I was drunk and full of Valium.

He might have made it if he’d stayed in the closet.

I really am impressed with Mike but in that photo they both look.......special.

You hush your piehole r8! Those gold curtains are from the House of Scalamandre, makers of the masterpiece prancing zebra wallpaper and Carole Radziwill’s tiger velvet-covered couch she inherited from Lee!!

I need to wash my mouth out with soap for what I was thinking

No one wants this ugly dork as the first gentlemen!

First of all, the husband needs to go. We need to replace him with a good looking man.

Oh shut the fuck UP R68!!!! He’s mine anyway!!! You go fuck your vapid empty vessels, I’ll take the clever, witty, charming cutie anyday! Go back to your boring whores, depth and brains are soooooooo much fucking hotter!!!

I suspect, or at least fear, that the most negative comments on here come from older gays. Somehow the basic goodness of this guy and the fact that he seems emotionally balanced and devoid of narcissism (unlike Beto, Hillary and Bill, Bernie, Barack, Trump...) tortures you, perhaps because the primary currency among the lower classes and older generations was appearance. What Pete B. has to offer squares exactly with what our culture needs, and it has nothing to do with his sexuality. I'm disappointed in you guys, I know that personality disorders aren't uncommon here, or just undeveloped character, but still it would be refreshing to see some level of discernment and wisdom when it comes to the direction our country is heading. Grow the fuck up!!

I've posted this before, but no gay man with Butt in his name will get elected.

[quote] Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's put the brakes on the National Enquirer Express, [R33]. "They aren't monogamous" according to whom? Unless you can post a link, I'm calling total bullshit.

No one cares who those 2 dorks are fucking.

Good Housekeeping and Better Homes & Gardens would be in a vicious, face-slapping bidding war for exclusive rights to my signature recipe, Million Dollar Fudgepacking.

In OP's photo, Chasten has TERRIBLE eyeglass frames for his face. They are much too big. He looks infinitely better with different and smaller frames in the photo at r12.

First of all, he's wearing the same glasses in both photos. Secondly, those frames are perfect for his round-shaped head.

But that's just a matter of (having) taste.

I think they're both lovely people and the country would be better off with them in the White House.

R72 yeah the glasses are the only problem... lol

In all seriousness, they would make a wonderful Second Couple living in the historic Naval Observatory. Provided they know a lesbian who could sage-smudge the fuck out of it to rid the place of the Pence/Second Spouse stank that must surely exist there currently. And then possibly move up to the WH in 2028.

Pete and Chasten met on a dating site. I hope nobody digs up any intimate pics they exchanged.

Apparently OP did not know there were two words: gentleman & gentlemen.

he seems super cute

Spill the tea!

Yeah, r82, spill!

When I need glasses I want R75 and R76 to help me. I doubt I could pick the right frames on my own.

Can you even imagine he would be president . I mean Hillary and Obama where bullied everyday by the repugs . They will go rogue on him the repugs . He wouldn’t be alive long . I don.t mind myself .

bump

Ugh, he needs to drop the boring looking husband. What a disgrace.

I suggest he picks a good ol’ Boy from Texas or California.

I have a feeling Chasten is a nice nerdy guy who turns into a sex beast when he takes his glasses off.

I wonder if they've done Chaturbate shows together...

I'm sure Republicans are digging for dirt even as we type.

Another reason America is not ready for a gay president. A gay male first gentleman. Hits too close to home.

[quote][italic]I've posted this before[/italic], but no gay man with Butt in his name will get elected.

Yeah, they do have medications for compulsive behavior.

Chasten has a floppy gut and titties and is quite bald for 29.

No way Pete is going to stay satisfied with this.

I actually think it’s a plus that they’re not very good looking. You don’t think about sex when you look at them. They’re like that couple on Modern Family who’ve never kissed that the flyovers love. Just imagine how differently Pete would be perceived if he married an instaho muscle queen like Terry Miller.

R95 sums up why Obama had a better shot than Buttigieg does: for better or worse, black people will support other black people, but gays can't wait to rip each other apart. Personally I think they're a cute, relatable couple, but there are guys who seriously wish Buttigieg was with someone like Terry Miller (whom I've met and who's a total head case). We really eat our own, which is why it's a Damn good thing Buttigieg appeals to straight voters.

I don't know enough about him, but that husband is fug.

[quote]They’re like that couple on Modern Family who’ve never kissed that the flyovers love.

They’ve kissed. Although every time I see them kiss, I think the writers must’ve been reading message boards because a LOT of people were talking about that.

"A gay male first gentleman. Hits too close to home."

He already had a first gentleman, his name was Barbara Bush.

someone else can take out the garbage.

Where does Chasten stand on pasta draining?

R101,

bump

I'd love to see the First Gent queen it up with Martha and Ina during a Christmas bake-off.

What is the app that they met on like?

Look for it, yourself, Senator Booker.

Did Pete and Chasten exchange hole pics?

I can't even imagine they do anal. Probably handys and bjs only.

what ap did they meet on?

Hinge

Is this thread just for Pete's hubby or do all the candidates husbands get to be scrutinized?

Only the gay ones.

Tulsi Gabbard's husband is easy on the eyes but the rest of the husbands should not be seen on the campaign trail.

Harris' husband is an okay middle-aged man, nothing special.

Bruce Mann looks gay as a goose and Klobuchar's has that serial killer look.

An improvement, step aside ugly nerd Chasten.

Wow. The first openly gay man to potentially run for the highest office in the land. A thought that would’ve been considered unspeakable a mere 10-15 years ago.

And what do we do here at DL? We tear him apart. Why, because he’s a republican? Nope. Because we strongly disagree with his politics? Nope.

Because we don’t think his husband is good looking enough.

Makes me sick.

r115, who is that with Pete?

1. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who, while appreciative of mayor pete's success, also laments first gentleman Butterfaceigieg.

2. r116 Deal with it.

R117 the hot bottom Pete DESERVES.

They both look good in the picture at R12, and bad everywhere else. But that's ok.

R116 is being absurd. We're not "tearing them apart." We're making mildly bitchy comments about their appearance. That doesn't mean we don't have enormous respect for them. At least I do.

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He’s is fugly beyond reason. It’ll work in Pete’s favor, though. Pete’s not really a looker, either, but I don’t usually vote based on looks. I doubt many people do.

God you all are deplorable, they decent looking blokes.

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Julian Morris now likes Pete on social media - he would make a hot first husband!

Pete looks like one of those not particularly good looking gay guys who always manages to snag someone hot. I'd imagine him with a really hunky Latino.

Pete and chasten won’t last I give them 2 years tops.

[quote] Chasten Buttigieg is a very unfortunate name.

How can the first gay president have a name like Butt-gag?

I would love it if Pete won,, Chasten simply kept teaching school instead of performing idiotic “First Spouse” duties.

I was unaware that the First Lady doesn't receive a salary.

Let's all keep in mind the current Second Lady teaches in a school that practices rabid homophobia. Just about anything is an improvement. Let's not be Purity Gays.

Chasten's cause would probably be reaching out to LGBTQ youths.

I like them. They are cute, average looking guys. Perfectly relatable.

I don't want nor need eye candy. If by a miracle Pete actually gets elected, and I put his chances to almost zero, then I couldn't care less what he looks like so long as he gets in there and fixes our government.

I think the cookie contest is the stupidest First Lady tradition.

Chasten is so fug that it’s disqualifying for Pete. But Pete himself is cute in the way a chipmunk is.

Apparently not everyone thinks so.

R136 Shame on them for using plastic straws!!

Ugh chasten needs a serious makeover.

I hate to bring this up, but someone must: who was the last president shorter than Mayor Pete? It matters

If Google is to be believed, the last president under 6 ft was Jimmy Carter. We have to go back to Ike or Harry Truman for under 5'10."

Chasten is cute. Except for the premature balding, (at 29) he's just fine.

Carter is 5'3"

Chasten is cringey. Pete needs to dump him...or at least get home a makeover and send him to a fat farm.

He's Chasten introducing his husband, Pete.

C'mon guys, this is pretty awesome to see. An openly gay candidate, who isn't afraid to acknowledge (and even kiss) his husband in public, garnering this much positive buzz and momentum.

If he keeps trying to raise his profile like this then eventually there’s going to be a lot of dirt that will come to out about him.

I seriously doubt Pete would be running for President if he had any real dirt to hide.

Probably the only major thing they could've unearthed about him was the fact that he's gay, but that's a moot issue now. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out in part because he knew he'd never be able to run for higher office without getting that skeleton out of his closet first.

I think he’s a good guy, but to be honest he hasn’t got a chance. The only reason I can think of on why he’s doing this is to raise his profile.

They look fine as a couple. Nothing flamboyant, not gorgeous. but certainly not unattractive.

Pete is an excellent candidate. He's very smart, well-prepared with ideas and proposed policies, energetic, pragmatic, and a quick thinker.

I'll vote for him.

R147 Well, if he just helps get a Dem elected President, he could be looking at a cabinet position. That's big jump from Bumfuck, Indiana.

That maybe true, r149. However, he’s also going to get a lot of negative publicity. I don’t think the majority of Americans are ready for an out and proud married gay man.

He could end up negatively influencing a lot key swing voters that might otherwise vote Democrat.

[quote]I don’t think the majority of Americans are ready for an out and proud married gay man.

Maybe you're right. But why not just try to think that the majority of Americans are ready for an out and proud married gay man in the White House. I never thought I would see a black president and then he got two terms. As long as he stays focused on the issues that matter to many Americans, I really want to believe that he has a shot. I want to believe that we can do this.

How big are their dicks?

"It got real gay real quick."

R151 He obviously could overcome the negative stereotype in his nick of the wood to get elected, so one shouldn't underestimate his ability to connect to ordinary folks in flyover country. He is a long shot for the nomination, since quite a few candidates would have to go up in flame to open the way for him. But his candidacy can energize gay voters and even younger voters, and he could be an effective surrogate for whomever turns out to be the Dem nominee.

That inexperienced child is not going to be president. Yang can fuck off too.

To troll (155). What experience did Trump have besides being and unsuccessful businessman.

You're so right, R155. Instead, we have a mentally-challenged, sociopathic, illiterate grifter who owes any success he has to his daddy and ripping people off. Or maybe that's what we deserve.

Mismatch

R151 quit lying he’s soft and chubby has serious gay face, buck yellow teeth and balding. He easily looks a decade older, he’s fug!

R141 meant for this not r151

They will have to review the Secret Service personnel and bring in the hottest best looking men as their security detail in the White House.

I just saw Pete Buttigieg on Meet the Press: damn he’s great! That’s one talented politician. Hr talks the talk but the question is if he walks the walk.

R159: Why are you so obsessed with what he looks like. He seems like a decent guy, and obviously his partner must see something in him so why do you care?

I NEED Mayor Pete. Does the Secret Service have experience with crazed gay stalkers?

R83, friend I work with dated chasten in college, likes him and pete a lot. end of story, sort of boring, just like them.

Boring and fug is a big NO, end of story!

R151. Don't equate skin color to sexual orientation. It is insulting to millions of blacks.

PB keeps surprising me with pithy (STOP IT!) statements. Thought he was a nowhere man looking to show out--Mayor of South Bugs Bunny Bend? Might have some mass, higher atomic weight than usual human cardboard--comme moi.

Hubby looks a bit like Keith Haring.

he looks like a fun gay

Remember when the WH was a place people were proud to visit? Let's get back to that.

[quote]Does the Secret Service have experience with crazed gay stalkers?

Not, uh, currently.

Having a teacher in the white house could be a real boost for education.

[quote]friend I work with dated chasten in college, likes him and pete a lot.

Is he hung? Top or bottom? Deets.

those deets I can't say

Which one is the girl?

Neither is the 'girl'. They're both men who love each other, you pus-filled cardboard facsimile of a sentient being.....

Which one is the girl? That doesn't even make sense. It's a dumb insult from the last century, shitstain.

"Having a teacher in the white house could be a real boost for education."

What about a call girl?

that's a great boost for lawyers!

R178 For one thing, a teacher will never say "Be best"...

indeed

Chasten needs to go. Pete needs a handsome man right by his side. Someone that would give him more prestige, notoriety, and could lift him up just like Hillary and Michelle with their respective husbands.

But who might be the right fit for our glorious gay candidate? The gays need good representation and Chasten is not to our standards.

Chasten must have balls of steel if he has willingly agreed to play this extremely public role where he's bound to get a lot of viciously negative attention from fundamentalist Christians and the like. That's very admirable and certainly up to my standards.

If Pete dumped Chasten for some model or hunk type, he would lose the Frauen vote.

They can identify with Chasten tweeting about flying home from campaigning and arriving after all the restaurants are closed and having to eat TV dinners instead. Pete is too dignified to say that but it’s probably what he does too. Chasten humanizes him and makes Mr Too Perfect relatable. Their dogs having a twitter account is smart too. Just two ordinary hubbies that shop at Costco on the weekend and their cute doggos. That is exactly how to frame it to get the straight frauen vote.

R184 why would a hotter spouse lose the frauen vote? That’s retarded the hotter guy can do everything fugly chasten does and better!

R185, the operative word there was “dumped.”

If you’re a Frau sitting at home cradling your mug watching this, and he dumps the guy for a younger model, they’ll see it can happen to them too.

[quote]What changes would you make if your husband were President?

Make GOP membership mandatory for all new immigrants.

impossible

Chasten read your posts calling him a fatty! Bitches!

Hi, Chasten!

Chasten’s doing a great job in what must be an overwhelming scenario. I think that if the campaign takes off and staffs up, Chasten’s day to day life will improve because he’ll be able to rely on advisors to run the strategy of his public relations and at least one campaign aid to keep his life on track.

Do they both wear wigs?

Chasten is a shining example of what a bottom can achieve.

sexy!

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It was Chasten's idea to play Streisand before Pete announced his candidacy. I bet they invite her to sing at the WH.

Is it wrong of me to lust after Chasten? As a married man he's forbidden fruit. But I can't help myself.

R192 no, but Chasten needs to.

I'm sure he'd love to hear that, R197. Not many people around here think he's attractive.

Chasten is extremely popular and witty on Twitter. He’s getting a lot of positive press nationally / what other cabdudate’s spouse is doing that? He’s doing a great job and their visibility as a married gay couple is really amazing to me.

I'm just scared...if this candidacy does get that far...and the questions about what goes on in the bedroom start. And you know they will.

I guess I don't care for those two. As a straight woman they are both fug and unappealing in my opinion. Give me beto he is cute and his wife seems nice. What does Pete have besides the gay angle. If he was a straight guy with a wife and kids he won't have been popular at all. He will just be another straight white candidate.

R22 [quote]this is never going to happen this time around.

That’s what they said about Trump.

R203. I knew trump could win once I heard some women I knew socially declare their hate for Hillary. I knew she stood no chance of winning. I was just ready for president trump. There are a good portion of americans who hate identity politics and will prefer someone who does not tick the identity box. I am just ready for president Biden. He is the savior because he is more known and he gets the straight white votes especially men.

R197 you like chubby balding nerds?

charming

Will there be a sex tape?

We already have a First Gentleman!

R207, not if they never have sex

"I knew trump could win once I heard some women I knew socially declare their hate for Hillary."

Yawn, who cares what your freeper pals think?

"There are a good portion of americans who hate identity politics and will prefer someone who does not tick the identity box."

Funny, these people who hate "identity politics" so much did not create a victory for John McCain or Mitt Romney.

indeed, those who use " identity politics" are guilty of it themselves

I'd host a few State Dinners outside of the White House, perhaps one at the Biltmore. The WH is so small and underwhelming that it might be good to host a function in another state once in a while. Hurst mansion would also be a nice setting for our guests from the east. Save flying time. We can eat local cuisines while highlighting some of America's other architectural treasures.

I don't care for Trump, but Maralago is a great setting for Presidential meetings. The US really should have taken it when offered by the Post family.

I would continue Michelle's new tradition of meeting WH guests, with the dog, during their tours. I'm supposed to be the nation's host, so I should take the time to meet the normal people as well as the well-heeled leaders of the world. Someone's sister will need to join the WH to add a females touch to things and accompany me to these events.

Absolutely NO FAST FOOD is to be served in the WH while my husband is in office. bad enough there are pictures of such madness.

I'm on a roll tonight so I'd also allow boys from the various Boys and Girls State organizations (teaches kids about moc government) to attend a conference at Camp David. We would also allow some high achieving Girls and Boyscout troop to attend a separate meeting. Let's also do somthing with inner city children.

Sadly, unlike the royal family, our First Families have to cover so many expenses that it's hard to be a great host outside of State Dinners. I will need to marry a rich man in order to really represent the standards of my taste.

These are all excellent suggestions. Keep going boys! And girls!

I especially like the suggestion of the Department of interior Design, Tom of Finland artwork and a permanent wing for Duchess Meghan.

The president only pays for personal expenses. Any entertaining besides family and friends is covered, not just State dinners.

[quote]As a straight woman

What are you doing here then? Your opinions are worthless to us.

R217. We vote so have a seat somewhere. The world isn't all gay so I think you might have forgotten that since you spend so much time here. Dl is not the real world.

R210 my freeper friends do vote, I guess you might have forgotten that people who think differently from you do exercise their constitutional rights.

DL is my world and my truth, prisspot at R218.

R218, your vote doesn’t count here, on a gay men’s message board.

So get the fuck out of here, you’re not wanted.

I honestly thought Bill Clinton would be the first First Gentleman.

R221. The world is still straight so deal with it. I don't have to be here but I can exercise my privilege like voting.

Bitch at r223 WTF are you talking about? We’re not voting here. You think because you have a twat you get special treatment? Not here, sweetie. Your seething cunt is not wanted or needed here.

R223. Calm the fuck down. It is not my fault you are angry and need therapy. "We are not voting here" but you are yapping on about Pete like you can't get your mouth off his dick.

If I were a straight woman on DL I'd honestly keep it a secret. Fat queens can't tolerate the fact that even the average soccer mom scores more dick than they will ever get.

I know these Mayor Pete threads are there to engender brand awareness, but at what point do they become counter productive?

they engender gender

r219, why are you friends with freepers? Are you that self-loathing?

R229. I am a straight woman and you referring to them as freepers is sexist, just like people calling gay men fags.

if the shoe fits

I wonder if Pete finds Stephen Miller attractive.

If I were a straight woman or man for that matter I would stay out. Like in gay bars.

Dumbass at R230, "freeper" is not a sexist slur.

It describes people who believe nonsense like "Free Republic" and similar sources. "Freeper" indicates a low-information voter, vulnerable to accepting misinformation as real, susceptible to emotional manipulation and sometimes willful ignorance of facts, science and data. Freepers are especially gifted in compartmentalizing their beliefs against the truth of the real world, e.g., religionists who believe the Earth is only 4,000 years old or that a woman's body will spontaneously abort the fetus in case of rape.

On the plus side, it is a very efficient descriptor! It applies equally to both male and female idiots so you and all your Freeper friends are covered.

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I'm in love

gentle

After the CNN town hall Pete was surrounded by adoring bottoms. Chasten better keep an eye on his man!

I would update the frames of my glasses.

All of them eager to be First Gent!

Some of you DLers need to invite the Buttigiegs over for a home cooked meal.

Was it me or was every male who asked him a question very effeminate? Maybe the one Navy guy wasn’t AS effeminate as the others, but he certainly pinged, even though he was wrapping arms with that chick next to him.

They definitely DO NOT have anal sex. I know several couples like this and it's 100% vanilla. A hug then mutual masturbation. Pop the load and then the dog climbs up on the bed and everyone goes to sleep.

THAT'S IT

Different strokes for different folks...

[quote]Pop the load and then the dog climbs up on the bed

That’s not a very nice thing to say about Chasten. He seems nice.

Pete probably gently massages the rim of Chasten's hole with the head of his cock without complete insertion.

Please. Plenty of couples like them have anal sex. It's not only reserved for WEHO queens.

Matt Bomer will be hosting a Buttigieg fundraiser - Chasten, you better hold on to your man!!!!

Bomer is a predatory skanky slut, Pete better watch out.

Never heard Bomer described as predatory.

How precious is this?

I wonder if Chasten starches and irons Pete's shirts...

Peter does the laundry and trash. Chasten cooks and cares for the dog's

[quote]and cares for the dog's

Cares for the dog’s what?

^ ? ....

The poster said “cares for the dog’s,” but apparently didn’t finish his sentence since he didn’t say the dog’s what.

Unless he was referring to simply “the dogs,” in which case he wouldn’t have needed the possessive apostrophe.

The first thing would be to clean their living quarters, replace all the linens, mattresses, toilet seats, etc. Also, repaint and new carpet. New drapes too. Second on the list would be to meet with Michelle Obama and learn from her experience. After the election and moving in I'd read every book on every woman who has been a first lady. I've read a number of books about former first ladies and what they do, in recent years, isn't about who they are as a woman, but who they are as a person. With the exception of the current first lady - who knows what she has done since 2017.

....

Matt Bomer sucked Pete off in a secluded corner at his fundraiser. Plus, he swallowed.

How about Pete change his last name to Bedge? Pete Bedge.

We can do this together:

I love watching these two goofing around.

Chasten has a great sense of humor.

My BF would be the one making changes, not me. And you'd all love him for it.

Fumigate. That stale old man and spray tan odor blechh.

Casually spotted in New Mexico this morning. They're everywhere!

The guy in this photo basically felt him up. This is exactly why Chasten is so crucial on the campaign trail..

Date nights are crucial for Keeping It Fresh:

it's never gonna happen and they're both fug stop it

"I'm painting it cream, for a start!"

I love the picture at R12. It makes you feel like these guys could be your neighbors. I can picture myself gossiping with Chasten about the neighbors while Pete is mowing the lawn. Then, when Chasten goes into the house to take a phone call, Pete stops mowing the lawn to say hello. Then I ask him if he can come over to my house to help me with some home improvement projects ... they've been scheduled for some weekend when Chasten is out of town.

I just noticed that Chasten has huge, meaty hands, which usually means a huge, meaty dick.

Cute smile:

R272 Chasten took Pete's name. He is a total bottom. No one cares what his dick is like

I don't care what some of you vicious cunts say, I think they are adorable and fun. Cute, too. If the presidency eludes him, I hope for vice-president.

Fab:

Mr Ford is concerned:

How do you pronounce Chasten?

I notice Pete tries to not look feminine, he wore a plaid shirt in his pic with Chasten

That's the only pic he wore a plaid shirt, R279. If he was trying not to look feminine (which he doesn't) by wearing plaid, he'd do it more than once.

Sartorial Evolution:

Doing good work:

Cuteness overload:

Awww...Chasten needs a baby. He'd be a good dad.

Boo:

My bedroom will finally be used as God intended.

I would pay to eat both their assholes out....How do I go about asking them? I am a hot college jock with big cock and hungry hole. I think theyr both hot as fuk…..have a feeling mayor pete has a pink an hairy pussyhole. I WANT SUK HIM.

INdeed, they are awfully cute....a video of them fucking be fun...

Future First Baby:

Aawww:

Did you know they tried for adoption towards the end of last year, but it fell through? Anyway, Chasten seems to be off the trail these days to be back with his mom who is receiving chemo for her melanoma.

In the immortal words of Ms Lana Del Rey, it’s ‘Norman fucking Rockwell’:

Throwback:

He's his own man. He would surprise you all, first of all, by how very handsome he is. He has a magnificent voice, and you'd all fall in love with him, just like

.....like I did. You see? He's already smarter than me (which doesn't tell you a lot). But he's a really good man.

Chasten will leave cans of open Crisco around the WH.

So what, OP? Melania leaves used tampons, dirty panties, and Donnie's sex toys around the WH..

Bruce Mann will be terrific, aka Mr. Elizabeth Warren.

[quote]Chasten.for.first.gent This photo just called me lonely in 7 languages...

Strike a Pose:

I do have to say, the two of them look at each other lovingly.

Pete's ass looks good in this photo with his mom and Chasten.

Togetherness:

Word:

Such a cute pic. Boy these two are doing more for gaylings than perhaps anyone ever. More power to them. And Pete is the most down to earth and articulate pol I have seen in my lifetime (66 years old).

BTS:

Glamour:

Beanie:

Won't happen, but it's nice to dream.

Omg, Pete and Chasten Halloween cosplay, complete with one-eyed Buddy.

Second pic is super cute. 😊

this photo should be used as conversion therapy.

Chasten can be so withholding...

And omg, how adorable are the two kiddies? 😍

Throwback: 4 years ago -

those queens cosplaying as them are much better looking.

Okay, I feel like people are pushing this cosplay thing to its limits now. Though it did make me laugh when I saw the original photo they were trying to recreate.

Cuties

I love them.

P.S. Whoever wins the Democratic primary will be president. It doesn't matter which one — this country is intent on booting out DT.

R285! Ha!

Sunday White House Tea Dance, bitches!

Cher will be Secretary of State

Fall wardrobe:

r321 Looking good. I wonder who won the ticket to see Hamilton with him.

Omg, Pete dressed up as coach Brad Stevens!

I said I didn't want him to dress up for Halloween because it's not really presidential, but this is the perfect way to go about it.

Adorable. That is all.

And coach Brad Stevens dressed up as Pete in response! 😆

Dude.

I’d put up a sling in the Lincoln bedroom along with some shelves for my butt loud collection. Old Abe would have understood.

Plug, butt plug collection

Chasten is a cutie

Various potential First Spouses:

I love the tall black drag queen

This guy scored a trifecta today - Chasten, Chasten's mom, and Pete's mom.

They really are a cute couple. Pete is huge political talent. Makes me think there is hope.

Mayor Pete’s Fanboi:

Fanboi is super cute

Another Fanboi:

These guys point out by comparison that petey isn’t that pretty

Marching to the arena with their moms.

That piece of shit Rhyan must be fucking fuming right now.

So glad Chasten's parents came around on the gay thing...

[quote]Sherri and Terry are from Traverse City, Michigan. They drove 9 hours to support Pete because he makes their son feel complete. 😉

traverse city is now hipster central

Throwback:

Wearing the rainbow bracelet this volunteer's 9-year-old son made for him and Chasten and their moms. 😊

Unless there is a third rate drag performance scheduled at the WH, Kween Chastyn is getting no where near there

It's okay if you don't like the candidate, but what's up with the homophobia? Take it somewhere else...

Cute pics, R343.

Meant, R341. R343 can go play in traffic.

I've noticed he's got a stylish new sidecut, which he apparently got in Des Moines a couple of days ago.

[quote]He used an alias. His assistants came in and said they had an appointment for ___ ___, then they were like do you know Pete Buttigieg? That’s who you’re actually going to be cutting, he’ll be walking in any second. My jaw dropped and I started shaking! Lol!

Such cute pics. I can't imagine the smalltalk with a presidential candidate when they're sitting in your chair.

He seems very approachable

I like the new haircut! He needs to stick with that stylist - seriously.

r349 Heh, yes, everyone was suggesting exactly that on Twitter and Reddit yesterday. I'm sure having a personal barber flying around could be weaponized somehow, but perhaps he could drop by in Des Moines every couple of weeks (especially before the debates) to get his hair done? That wouldn't be such a stretch, would it? Just schedule something in Iowa that day to cover it up. 😄

...

Trolls ???

Finishing touch:

They are both too fugly to ever get into the WH.

r353 Nice one. This is also a pretty iconic shot and it happened earlier that same day.

R355 “Hardin” LMAO

Hardin County representing.

Even with those local signs, people still accused him of flying supporters into Des Moines because he had so many, which is bullshit of course. None of the candidates flew their supporters in, aside from their campaign staff. That would be a completely irresponsible use of funds.

You're so right, r354. I mean, how can you compete with this beauty?

And with the pic.

So cute:

two hideous queens

R361 = one self-loathing queen

honeys

“Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!"

“Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!"

Gay and gayer

Supporter of color:

Another Fanboi:

Eichner is tall

Food porn:

YUMMO

You can be sure the Trumps will steal everything in the WH so they will have to re-do everything in the place.

It's crazy that the OP is from March. I forget how long this election process has been going on and we're still a full year out.

Is that their kitchen?

Tasteful friends... tasteless candidate....

Tasty treats

Only if he were butcher, R2.

Not his kitchen. This is on the Iowa bus.

Omnibus for us

Playing the guitar for that sweet Snapchat content.

A Man of the people:

Mandy Moore is going to Orlando and New Orleans with Chasten next weekend, to discuss the arts and Pete, so we should be getting some nice photos from that.

Loving:

A delight

At Polly’s Pancake Parlor. Hope Chasten packed a couple of bananas and some nuts for Pete, because all these baked goods and fast food on the campaign trail do not a proper diet make. 😒

Ready for Mandy to perform ‘Candy‘ at Pete’s Inauguration

Making their own candy bags at the world’s longest candy counter at Chutter’s in Littleton, NH.

Look at his fucking face!

Candy is dandy. .

Video of drama teacher jumping out of Chasten, as per the uzh.

I only just noticed that Chasten looks like he's prepping to perform a rectal examination at r386. 👀

They are both really unattractive and hard to look at.

god damn that looks boring as fuck. give the presidency to him now just for having to endure that drivel

Oh. My. God.

I bet buddy bites them when they return home

I love how in the third photo, Chasten moves away so they get one just with Pete and the doggies. He's good at this.

By the way, here's another article about the potential First Gentlemen out today. I love how the gay guy is the only one who took his spouse's last name.

all of those guys are sexy

It gets late early:

Not the life for me. I wouldn't want my husband to be President; I'd have left when he decided to start his campaign.

Oooooh.

Chasten is cuter than Petey

Marlon Bundo:

Look at the second photo. The romance is alive and well. 😊

Aw!!

R401: Indeed.

Chasten's Insta is delightful.

[quote]Chef 1 and 2

a delight

Holding hands:

Lovely and amazing

A quick jam sesh with some random cutie.

Haircut in Palm Springs today! 💅

[quote]Okay, please excuse how ratchet I look. I literally had my barber take the cape off so I could get up and take this photo in the middle of my haircut. But I got my hair cut next to @pete.buttigieg today! Haha

^^ What's their OnlyFans handle?

Can you imagine? 👀

Why’s he hanging out in Palm Springs??

Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Don’t pull a Hillary.

He held a fundraiser there. He was in Florida earlier that same day, where Chasten will be today with Mandy Moore.

[quote]Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

Many swing votes there. Not much money. And all candidates need money.

are they livestreaming this Chasten and Mandy Moore thing in Florida?

No, though I'm sure clips of it will come out on Twitter.

[quote]where Chasten will be today with Mandy Moore.

More Hillary-style celebrity pandering.

Mandy Moore happens to be a huge fan of Pete and she has also befriended Chasten. Every US citizen is free to use their own resources /time/celeb status/ political clout to help their candidate of choice. As Bernie is now doing with AOC or Warren with Jonathan Van Ness. Obama was the worst "offender" when it came to this and he did just fine back in 2008 and 2012. Besides, you keep forgetting Hillary actually got the most votes, so the American people demonstrably are [italic]not[/italic] bothered by celeb endorsements.

Who is Mandy Moore?

Songstress, actress.

God damn, but that Palm Springs barber took a chunk of hair off his head. 😬

I think that cut is extremely flattering.

It's not terrible but I think he looks better with it a little fuller - also I thought he literally just got a haircut? lol

Oh, I definitely like the cut, but I still hope it grows out a bit by Wednesday's debate.

On the other hand, it makes him look older, so maybe it shouldn't grow out too much.

[quote]also I thought he literally just got a haircut?

Almost three weeks ago now. I think all of the candidates do it a bit more often now that they're hitting the campaign trail hard. Amy must do it every other day because her hair always looks amazing.

Well, she certainly has expertise with a comb.

The shorter cut makes his head look less gigantic.

Positively Kennedyesque:

His face looks very good in profile, but nerd-like straight on.

Omg, he leaves little surprises for Chasten in his luggage and writes him poems and letters while on the trail. 😍

Talking about Pete weeping during This Is Us and the different ways in which they spend their free time.

He mentioned something about having to unfollow Tom Daley, but I can't find that one...

R429: what’s his reason for having to unfollow Tom Daley?

^porn connections.

No, it was something about ice cream, I think. I'll try and find it.

Most likely a joke R432. Few weeks ago Lance hosted an event for Chasten in London.

r433 Yes, of course it was a joke, I never claimed otherwise. Imagine him slagging off Tom Daley when the camera are rolling? 😄

Oh, I see now he was talking about scrolling though Mandy's Insta and saw photos of her exercising while he was snacking on Ben & Jerry's in bed, and then joked he almost unfollowed Tom Daley that morning because he also constantly features gym posts on his Insta.

Crisis averted, he still has DLB's vote!

Phallic symbol...?

Full video of Mandy's and Chasten's event in Orlando. 😊

Every time I see either Pete or Chasten with some star I feel a bit disappointed in them. I know it's part of the game, but it just seems like such an old fashioned, out of touch part of the game. You just know after they nominee if picked, if it isn't them, it will be a world full of Vanity Fair Oscar parties. Yuck. That does't build authentic.

They're small-town gays from South Bend and Traverse City, so let them have some fun with celebs while they can. Lord knows Trump, Biden, Kamala and others have been doing exactly the same for decades now.

Gorgeous shot from the GQ profile.

r437 Chasten is such an engaging person and I'm usually not really down with theatre queens. Loved his Pete impersonation. So Mandy has her own "alchemist"? Man, is L.A. getting New Age-ier by the year, or what?

R12 Exactly, if Ellen was two gay men, it would be them.

Except Ellen is a bully towards her underlings, and there's no evidence of that with either Chasten or Pete.

[quote]You’re ready.

Words of encouragement from Chasten before the debate turns his husband into minced meat. Hope he enjoyed those precious years with him...

This clip of him tying his tie (presumably before the debate) is... oddly sexual. Especially with that swooshing sound the tie makes. 👀

Hands on:

Working:

It’s not the height though:

Earlier today... sweater porn!

Lil' Pete.

Hats on at the game.

Pete looking the gayest he's ever looked, dressed and posing like that. It kinda turns me on, not gonna lie.

15 years ago:

Man, if this ever does happen, Chasten is going to be BUSY keeping these dreamboats as far away from Pete as possible. Even the fraus in the background couldn't resist the appeal of this rural Iowan.

I'm just glad he got to fuck him with his famously intense gaze; occasional spice is good for the marriage. 💅

Hot!

That lil' gay kid mentioned earlier upthread gave him another bracelet today. Should go into the bracelet-making business, probably.

R453 the sexual energy is palpable

It really is. Though I have to apologise to that guy for saying he's Iowan; he's actually from rural North Carolina. Man, he's dreamy.

WURKing the room:

late in the office:

[quote]Safe travels this Thanksgiving!

He's posting thirst traps now. 😄

In Love: in his own words -

Pre-swole, chunky-thighed mayoral realness.

^ Handsome!

Men with healthy appetite are so sexy:

Make amends to the White House staff that had to put up with the fat slob these last years

R460 That's a sweet passage. It also confirms my belief that Chasten is the aggressor and topped Pete the first time they had sex. However, I think they are both versatile.

I can't stand either of them but then I'm a progressive. But even without politics, they both seem obnoxious. Luckily, I don't see how Pete could be elected President at this point.

Keep calm and mayor on.

r467 He's also a progressive (more so than Obama and Hillary, in fact), he just uses a Republican accent to lure in the moderates and the Republicans fed up with Trump. Though I could see how you wouldn't see him as a progressive now that "progressive" has been redefined (mostly on Twitter post-2016) to mean a socialist.

Those two look like happy little hobbits.

Another Pete Fanboi:

This is why homosexuality should be mandatory.

4th grade Pete. A little homosexual boy, literally.

Your point being, R472?

Opening a new park ice rink in South Bend with Brian Boitano yesterday. His life truly feels like Parks&Rec now and then, doesn't it? Chasten even tweeted a gif from one of the episodes yesterday.

r473 It's just a silly Faye Dunaway joke, don't overthink it.

Really feelin’ it:

Really feelin’ it:

Bowling in South Carolina today. Wait for the result. 💅

This is sweet. Back in March.

r478 I love how they don't give a shit that they're in a crowded place. 👏

Throwback: Baby Pete -

Great photo of Pete bowling yesterday with super attractive South Carolinians.

R481 Lol the guys in yellow looks like he is checking out his ass

Man, the ladies in South Carolina have got STYLE. 🙌

Cool:

^^ Oh, how goofy. 🙈

R483 Lol that shadow makes his but look curvier than it actually is

Mayor's Office Holiday Party 2019 🎄

r487 Saw that earlier. Love Chasten's reindeer tie.

In related news, Pete is about to hit a million followers on Insta.

Leftie:

Leftie:

His last address to SB Common Council as Mayor yesterday. He acknowledges Chasten, turns around, and winks.

The Wink:

The Wink:

In the company of some Christmas sweater bros.

Chasten with a precious little citizen, Waffle, in San Diego. Love the cosmic tie.

Aww.

^^ Sorry, that took place in Oklahoma; that Twitter user posted the tweet while in San Diego.

Also, what the hell is Chasten doing in Oklahoma? 🤨

Chasten's response after someone had asked Pete at a fundraiser if he had a Christmas gift ready for Chasten yet:

[quote]I just want time. That’s all I want.

Of course he's going to be dashing out to the mall on Christmas Eve for a present...

Just PLEASE make sure you get a gift receipt this time, babe.

Chasten's cute.

I just want a good hard fuck. I'm dying here.

Kennedy Center honors for gay porn stars.

Pete fighting back tears earlier today.

[quote]Another joyful Pete moment during Q&A at Pittsburgh fundraiser today. Proud mother whose children are Rhodes Scholars and Afghanistan vets in their own rights pledging her family’s enthusiastic support for Buttigieg. (0:30)

Good future Daddy:

I'll just make one recommendation: Might want to re-think the eyewear.

I wanna dance with somebody:

Pre-Chasten twinkisness and questionable fashion.

Those short hairy legs look delish.

More of those legs, and Pete's feets.

Just two bros hanging out by the lake 🤘🏻

More cute short hairy legs:

R507 It pains me to agree with Trump on anything, but Pete does look Alfred E. Nueman. However, I'd still let him fuck the hell out of me. Intellect is a turn on.

Another cute gay Fanboi:

Pete is hot. He just is. I don't know whether it's his intelligence, his looks, or his demeanor, but he's totally hot.

First change I’d make if I was First Gentleman is I’d buy cases of bleach, Raid and mousetraps. Then I’d drag all the mattresses the Trumps used out into the WH lawn and set them on fire. Then I would dump enough bedbug and roach killing pesticide into the WH to kill pigeons flying overhead.

Then I would put a tent over the WH and have it fumigated. Then I would have all the furniture cleaned and sent to the Smithsonian, and get furniture nobody named Trump has ever touched. Then I’d replace all the orange stained hand towels.

He was a cute soldier.

Young Chasten leading what looks like a baby titanosaur.

Jogging on Venice Beach Pier earlier today in preparation for the debate.

Cute smile:

He really took his husbands last name could he be more heteronormative

post-debate love

I wish Pete would go on the attack against heterosexual privilege more because every other candidate in this misbegotten race is swimming in it and our country is drowning in it.

Yesterday from before the debate, during happier times...

[quote]Because joy is a Rule of the Road I thought it important to let everyone know I won a stuffed Olaf at the Santa Monica Pier arcade yesterday. That is all. ⛄️

At this point, Bill Clinton stands a better chance of being the First Gentleman than Chasten.

Hyperbole much, troll?

Save your complaint for the manager, Karen @R524.

Chasten has big feet. I wonder if he’s hung?

Ignore the trolls; they just jelly.

Here's Chasten juggling a baby of sorts last night.

for love of god we need porn of them fuking!!!! pete is not top

Umm...he is, R528. Chasten is the bottomiest bottom who ever bottomed. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The naughty smirk never went away. 😏

One of the most beautiful things he's ever said, and it happens to be about homosexuality.

I didn't know he'd been mistreating Chasten, though. He needs to work on that because I don't like the sound of Chasten not being cared for properly; not one bit. 😒

Lol, R531. That was a beautiful response, but I don't think he's saying that he mistreats Chasten. He basically said that he's not alway perfect in his relationship, which I'm sure anyone in a relationship can say.

Who's a good boy?

Handsome:

Great dynamic shot. He looks swole.

r534 Wow, that's probably the handsomest I've ever seen him.

He has a nice ass. I'm sure Chasten enjoys burying his dick in it. They will make love by the fire tonight.

R535 in the ‘90s you were DADDY

Last minute Christmas shopping today at a local gallery in South Bend for what I assume some artsy crap for Chasten.

Pete looks super cute at R533 and wow, what a great head of hair! Wouldn't it be surreal if that photo turned out to have three presidents in it? (That's my way of saying that I don't think Pete has a chance in 2020, but I think he could go all the way after he has put in some time serving as a congressman, governor, or senator.)

For the hundredth time, Indiana is not getting a Dem senator or a governor. And following that logic, no politician from Indiana could ever become a Democratic president. That's why he ran for DNC chair - because there's no other way to reach D.C. otherwise.

Also...

Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton - most experienced candidates, lost the election

Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama - severe lack of either congressional or executive experience, won the election

R540, do you really think he's staying in Indiana after this election is over (win or lose)? He moved back to Indiana to run for office; he was living in Illinois for a few years.

Pete would probably move to a state that is Midwestern and Indiana-adjacent. Illinois or Michigan would make the most sense. I think Illinois already has two Democratic senators, but I don't know if Michigan does.

With another cute gay Fanboi:

Dude chatting up Pete in R543 has killer tight titties.

Can you imagine how bad the temptation will be if he’s elected and has to host various championship winning sports teams at the White House? All that fine athlete ass and dick within arm’s reach. I hope Chasten makes them go to couples therapy - like Michelle with Barack - just as a precaution.

Chasten getting Pete's autograph at his book launch back in February. 😄

^^^That's cute. Sorry guys, Pete is a disciplined person who loves his husband and has goals to reach with said husband. There will be no cheating and no desire to.

Stopping in a bookstore in Traverse City today to sign a copy of Pete's book. Chasten looking like Michigan personified.

Chas has a head shaped like a light bulb.

Someone on this thread doesn't seem to know that Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton were both governors.

Or - as a shocking alternative - someone in this thread has reading comprehension issues. Neither Carter nor Clinton had legislative D.C. experience prior to being elected president.

Pete with the kiddies.

Aww.

His lil' tooshie caught on camera earlier today. 😊

Joe Little III sings for Mayor Pete Buttigieg at Pete's Christmas party.

Campaigning in Iowa together ... Chasten back to his Jackie Kennedy prep

Chasten would actually be referred to as First Bottom.

Counting down...

Meeting a precious little citizen yesterday.

Nose boop!

Our generation’s JFK and Jackie:

Chasten looked great at the inauguration ceremony for South Bend's new mayor today.

Now officially Former Mayor Pete.

Nice, R562. Now he can campaign full-time.

Speaking of Chasten, I haven't seen this video of him talking about having been sexually assaulted by an ex and physically and emotionally abused by another ex. Glad his taste in men improved.

PetsforPete:

A new journey awaits:

R564 Wow ... better taste in men, indeed. Thank goodness.

BOSS:

Looking super rested (puffy?) in New Hampshire earlier today.

Get yourself a man who'll listen to you as attentively as Pete listened to these disabled Karens.

R568 Chasten definitely rides it good.

R570 that’s actually a really sweet photo & he’s looking handsome in profile.

Lolz:

Bold cover of Nashua's local newspaper today. He looks so... spunky.

Also in Nashua yesterday. You think his blowjobs are as good as his hugs appear to be?

R575 most definitely - he also eats ass like it's a marathon and not a sprint.

We're all blessed in our own ways.

[quote]Here's Chasten juggling a baby of sorts last night.

He's got my vote. If he dropped it, I'll donate.

Great shot of Pete getting briefed by his press secretary before a press gaggle, so his tooshie doesn't get caught off guard with a question about something that happened while he was doing a town hall.

I'm so tired of black suit, blue tie. And Warren's purple jacket. And Comb Slaw's purple suit. You're not a packaged good, people.

The suit is a new addition for Pete. He hardly ever wore it last year outside of debates. Before New Year's, he was doing town halls in his favourite gray sweater, for example. Guess it's a new phase or something - he wants to appear more presidential now that people are starting to tune in. Before, he had to work on relatability (because of the gay thing) and so always wore just a shirt and a tie.

Warren and Klobuchar do rotate through their faves, though Warren does prefer red and Klobuchar purple. I do wonder how much branding plays a part in all of their wardrobe decisions...

He also did several town halls in the autumn sporting this look, which certainly isn't traditional politician attire.

With the kiddies.

It seems like he consistently wears brown shoes. I thought his nickname should be "Brown Shoes Buttigieg."

He has a new pair of shiny black shoes that he also wears now and then.

Sparkling:

THIS JUST IN: Chasten - the foremost theatre queen in this primary race - can't sing.

[quote]At the virtual rally, Chasten told a few stories I had never heard. He talked about how influenced he was by seeing his first musical, a local production of Phantom of the Opera, when he was in grade school, and that he does not sing well; how Pete likes to surprise him with letters that he leaves in different places for him ; how he did a little research to learn the name of an artist and a painting to impress Pete on a date at the Chicago Art Institute, etc. He talked about how difficult it was for his family when his mother had a rare kind of skin cancer before the ACA, and how expensive the medicines were; how his parents signed him up for theater classes when he was a kid, and how much they love Pete and support the campaign.

So neither of them can sing? Disqualifying. What's the point of electing Pete if Chasten won't stage little musical theatre productions in the White House and sing in them? 😑

Chasten's Insta story from O'Hare today - the seat closest to the window is where he was sitting when he matched with Pete on Hinge back in the summer of 2015.

Same window where Pete proposed to him two years later. 😊

[quote]Win the era, we will.

Chasten's interview on Pete's fan podcast is out today.

Cuteness overload:

I listened to the whole podcast. Chasten is very sincere and I think quite thoughtful... they are taking this moment in their lives very seriously. There were flashes of taking himself a bit seriously but his heart is definitely in the right place. It was obvious he was being very careful how he described Pete so there wasn't much insight into the actual man behind the candidate.

The hosts were a bit like an SNL skit but it was interesting to actually hear hosts - I'm looking at you CNN et al - who weren't trying to set up a he said, she said match... they were just asking questions of the subject... the rest of the Democratic field was of no interest and no mention. It was an interesting way to learn about the person and what he had to say. I haven't heard an interview without a but Senator Warren says or the President tweeted today in so long. It was very interesting just to hear someone speak.

Heh, great positioning of the Iowa flag...

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All set for the Annual White House Easter Egg Hunt

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Chasten with animals:

Wearing plaid at a bookstore in Denver.

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