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What is your barber’s name?

My barber is named Ann.

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by Anonymousreply 51March 19, 2019 1:54 AM

She even has her own theme song.

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by Anonymousreply 1March 17, 2019 6:50 PM

Gianni.

by Anonymousreply 2March 17, 2019 6:52 PM

I’ve never heard that song

Bar bar bar bar barber Gianni

by Anonymousreply 3March 17, 2019 6:52 PM

Maui

by Anonymousreply 4March 17, 2019 6:53 PM

Albert.

by Anonymousreply 5March 17, 2019 7:32 PM

Dave

by Anonymousreply 6March 17, 2019 10:25 PM

Iti. And Iti > Ana

by Anonymousreply 7March 17, 2019 10:32 PM

Ced.

by Anonymousreply 8March 18, 2019 1:12 AM

Angela

by Anonymousreply 9March 18, 2019 1:16 AM

Flowbee

by Anonymousreply 10March 18, 2019 1:18 AM

Boris

by Anonymousreply 11March 18, 2019 1:19 AM

Michael Peter Van

by Anonymousreply 12March 18, 2019 1:22 AM

Lawrence...and when he retires I shall be like a small child, lost in the woods

by Anonymousreply 13March 18, 2019 1:28 AM

Danny. He’s a hot Russian Jewish guy who is notorious for rubbing his crutch on you while he cuts. He has a massive gay clientele natch.

by Anonymousreply 14March 18, 2019 1:31 AM

There’s no such thing as a female barber. Ann and Angela are hair stylists, not barbers—get it right. I’m a masculine, dominant top and I’ll be damned if I’ll ever let a woman cut my hair.

by Anonymousreply 15March 18, 2019 1:34 AM

Oh, and my barber’s name is Mike.

by Anonymousreply 16March 18, 2019 1:34 AM

My barber is a Vietnamese guy named Hung.

by Anonymousreply 17March 18, 2019 1:37 AM

Sweeney Todd

by Anonymousreply 18March 18, 2019 1:39 AM

Britt

by Anonymousreply 19March 18, 2019 1:39 AM

Pole

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by Anonymousreply 20March 18, 2019 1:41 AM

Wes. Wes the Barber.

by Anonymousreply 21March 18, 2019 1:46 AM

Floyd

by Anonymousreply 22March 18, 2019 1:50 AM

Adolfo Pirelli. He sells elixir, too.

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2019 2:01 AM

Alon. And, he’s amazing.

by Anonymousreply 24March 18, 2019 2:02 AM

There’s no such thing as a barber named mike.

by Anonymousreply 25March 18, 2019 2:09 AM

[QUOTE]There’s no such thing as a barber named mike.

Excuse me? My barber’s name is Mike.

by Anonymousreply 26March 18, 2019 2:11 AM

I had a hot barber named Jared who used to get rock hard every time he cut my hair.

Sadly, I never hooked up with him and he apparently moved out of state.

by Anonymousreply 27March 18, 2019 2:12 AM

[quote] Danny. He’s a hot Russian Jewish guy who is notorious for rubbing his crutch on you while he cuts.

The left one, or the right one? Did you sign his cast?

by Anonymousreply 28March 18, 2019 2:13 AM

Another Floyd here.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 18, 2019 2:14 AM

Cheryl. And *pace* the word police at R15, she's a barber. Only works on men.

by Anonymousreply 30March 18, 2019 2:15 AM

Figaro

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by Anonymousreply 31March 18, 2019 2:20 AM

My barber is named The Hairy Bastard.

by Anonymousreply 32March 18, 2019 2:29 AM

Bugs.

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by Anonymousreply 33March 18, 2019 2:30 AM

Dante.

by Anonymousreply 34March 18, 2019 3:06 AM

Michael

by Anonymousreply 35March 18, 2019 3:12 AM

Michigan J. Frog

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by Anonymousreply 36March 18, 2019 3:25 AM

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 37March 18, 2019 3:29 AM

Anthony his brother Pete also works there and their father still works a couple of days a week.

by Anonymousreply 38March 18, 2019 3:31 AM

Bugs redux

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by Anonymousreply 39March 18, 2019 3:33 AM

Mr. Billy. His mother was a hairdresser and his daughters are too!!

by Anonymousreply 40March 18, 2019 3:41 AM

Bevis

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by Anonymousreply 41March 18, 2019 5:21 AM

Something Chinese I can't pronounce.

by Anonymousreply 42March 18, 2019 5:46 AM

Bunny Swan

by Anonymousreply 43March 18, 2019 3:57 PM

Richard. Cute east Indian guy.

by Anonymousreply 44March 18, 2019 4:01 PM

Skin Galoot

by Anonymousreply 45March 19, 2019 1:15 AM

[QUOTE]Something Chinese I can't pronounce.

I’ve never even seen an oriental barber.

by Anonymousreply 46March 19, 2019 1:28 AM

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band...

by Anonymousreply 47March 19, 2019 1:36 AM

Her name is Charlotte. She used to be my next-door neighbor. We grew up together. She would come over and cut my parents' hair, since my Mom became a bit agoraphobic. I always appreciated how much she looked after my parents. My Mom used to like to cut my hair, but once she died, I had to find a professional. Charlotte and I have a shared history, so we always have something to chat about.

Be friendly with the people who take care of you. It will make your life so much easier.

by Anonymousreply 48March 19, 2019 1:37 AM

[QUOTE]Be friendly with the people who take care of you. It will make your life so much easier.

Now you tell me.

by Anonymousreply 49March 19, 2019 1:44 AM

Belinda

by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2019 1:46 AM

Boniqué Hormoné

by Anonymousreply 51March 19, 2019 1:54 AM
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